Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 04:45:28 PM

Title: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 04:45:28 PM
You treacherous, jabbering guido.  You don't think we know what you're up to?  You think we're all fools?  Fuck that.  I pay my taxes.  I shouldn't have to deal with your crap on a day to day basis, and neither should any other Good Americans.

People like you should be stuffed in a gunny sack with badgers, and be thrown in that river of yours.  The only thing preventing this is that the river is polluted enough already.

Love & Kisses,
Dok
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 27, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Who gave Rhode Island a river? It's not big enough to have one!

:crankey:
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 04:55:25 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 27, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Who gave Rhode Island a river? It's not big enough to have one!

:crankey:

Well, "river" is a pretty broad term.  I'm fairly certain there's no actual water in it.  It doesn't flow so much as ooze.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 27, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Well, fuck.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 05:04:48 PM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 27, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Well, fuck.

Surely, you didn't think your shit would be tolerated forever, do you?

I'd think you'd have learned when Richter jammed your head through the ceiling.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Cain on March 27, 2012, 05:06:21 PM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 27, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Well, fuck.

You didn't think we'd eventually find out who was behind the next season of Jersey Shore, did you?  You jabbering swine-bag.  We have people, oh yes.  And they'll hang you by your nasal hair, until you're sorry dead.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2012, 05:06:21 PM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 27, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Well, fuck.

You didn't think we'd eventually find out who was behind the next season of Jersey Shore, did you?  You jabbering swine-bag.  We have people, oh yes.  And they'll hang you by your nasal hair, until you're sorry dead.

Yep.  All the women in the world, and he had to knock up this "snooky" character, whomever she is.

This means I have to listen to this shit on the radio in the morning, instead of the DJs being shitbags to people on the phone, which is actually entertaining.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 27, 2012, 05:09:48 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 27, 2012, 06:43:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
All the women in the world, and he had to knock up this "snooky" character, whomever she is.

Whoa, whoa, easy now. I can take a joke, but don't defame my character.  :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 06:45:24 PM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 27, 2012, 06:43:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
All the women in the world, and he had to knock up this "snooky" character, whomever she is.

Whoa, whoa, easy now. I can take a joke, but don't defame my character.  :lulz: :lulz:

Isn't she a midget or something?
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Cain on March 27, 2012, 06:46:27 PM
A midget made of fake suntan lotion, I believe.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 06:46:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2012, 06:46:27 PM
A midget made of fake suntan lotion, I believe.

Dimo scored with a midget.

How many points is that?
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Cain on March 27, 2012, 06:52:03 PM
Fifteen, I think.

Points might be deducted for it being a "Snooki" though, I'd have to consult with the arbitration committee.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Cuddlefish on March 27, 2012, 07:07:12 PM
I hate you guys.  :lol:

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 07:11:06 PM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 27, 2012, 07:07:12 PM
I hate you guys.  :lol:

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.

The Italian side wants it's shit back from the French side, who swiped it all and put it in a Swiss building.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Cain on March 27, 2012, 07:20:02 PM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 27, 2012, 07:07:12 PM
I hate you guys.  :lol:

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.

So if both halves of your heritage had a fight, which would fly the white flag first?

Would they pre-emptively surrender to each other?
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2012, 07:23:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 27, 2012, 07:20:02 PM
Quote from: Lolligus on March 27, 2012, 07:07:12 PM
I hate you guys.  :lol:

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.

So if both halves of your heritage had a fight, which would fly the white flag first?

Would they pre-emptively surrender to each other?

All the arrows on the History Channel diagrams would be pointing out from the center.  Mass casualties would be reported as each sides' armored vehicles retreated over their field kitchens & aid stations.

The horror.
Title: Re: Dear Dimo
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on March 27, 2012, 08:04:42 PM
Voici, Monsieur Dimeaux:

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/dimeaux.jpg)