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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Random Probability on March 28, 2012, 04:24:06 PM

Title: I have been promoted...
Post by: Random Probability on March 28, 2012, 04:24:06 PM
I have been promoted to more work.

It's a curious thing.  I took this job because Arizona is full of suck and I haven't been able to find a job for over a year.  The pay is like ass (only I'd rather have ass than the meager amount of pay I'm receiving, I can get more mileage out of ass), and there are no truly redeeming qualities to anything at this company.

But, being the useful little asstard that I am, I was determined to Make Something of Myselftm.  So I stepped up and started doing all the things I saw needed doing (fucking you Marine Corpse for infecting me with the NCO meme).  Next thing I know some global level VP knows my name and I'm getting a job offer....  Oh, and the #2 guy here fucks off to Italy and I get to do his job while he's away.

So... yeah.  On the bright side I think I'm about to get my salary doubled...  Now if they'd only pay me in actual ass I'd have a nice ménage à trois over here...
Title: Re: I have been promoted...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: Lethal Dejection on March 28, 2012, 04:24:06 PM
I have been promoted to more work.

It's a curious thing.  I took this job because Arizona is full of suck and I haven't been able to find a job for over a year. 

Where are you in Arizona?

EDIT:  Disregard, unimportant.

Dok,
No time for dittoheads.
Title: Re: I have been promoted...
Post by: Random Probability on March 28, 2012, 06:22:57 PM
I'm in the west valley.

P.S., not really a ditto head, but I play one on the internet.
Title: Re: I have been promoted...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 06:24:46 PM
Quote from: Lethal Dejection on March 28, 2012, 06:22:57 PM
I'm in the west valley.

P.S., not really a ditto head, but I play one on the internet.

Yeah, but given your lack of thought and your sociopathic view of other people, it wouldn't be fair to the Gonzo Crew to invite you down for Coffee & Cactus night, so let's just forget I asked.
Title: Re: I have been promoted...
Post by: Random Probability on March 28, 2012, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 28, 2012, 06:24:46 PM
Quote from: Lethal Dejection on March 28, 2012, 06:22:57 PM
I'm in the west valley.

P.S., not really a ditto head, but I play one on the internet.

Yeah, but given your lack of thought and your sociopathic view of other people, it wouldn't be fair to the Gonzo Crew to invite you down for Coffee & Cactus night, so let's just forget I asked.

No worries, I'm not really the belonging kind anyway.