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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 05, 2012, 09:35:06 PM

Title: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 05, 2012, 09:35:06 PM
I AM PUTTING SOMETHING INTO MY MOUTH AND IT IS DELICIOUS AND BURNY. WHAT IS IT?
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 12:02:00 AM
PAD THAI!  I AM GLADYOU LIKE IT, ONE WHO EATS STRANGE AND UNKNOWN FOODSTUFFS!
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 06, 2012, 12:52:18 AM
CAPSLOCK MONDAY IS ON MONDAY, NOT THURSDAY.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 12:59:04 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 06, 2012, 12:52:18 AM
CAPSLOCK MONDAY IS ON MONDAY, NOT THURSDAY.

THAI FOOD IS ALWAYS ALL CAPS.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 01:12:04 AM
I AM KNOWN TO SEND BOMBS IN DELICIOUS FOOD, SO ROGER IS RIGHT.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 06, 2012, 02:50:11 AM
 :lulz: Fucking amazing.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 06, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I accept the challenge. In return, I will send you a large vial of homemade west indian style hot sauce.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 03:21:06 AM
o fuk < CAPS + SHIFT KEY.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: navkat on April 06, 2012, 03:23:11 AM
NEED FREEKY FUD DILIVEREE.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 03:34:40 AM
Not again this year, I'm afraid.  Not until it cools off, anyway.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 03:36:38 AM
I am having my asshole replaced with a teflon butterfly valve.

Oh, the pain.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2012, 06:15:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: navkat on April 06, 2012, 06:38:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.

ALAWAYS BRING A FORK TO THE MAILBOX WITH YOU JUST TO BE SAFE.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2012, 06:43:13 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 06:38:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.

ALAWAYS BRING A FORK TO THE MAILBOX WITH YOU JUST TO BE SAFE.

OR A SPORK

BECAUSE WHAT IF IT'S SOUP?
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 06:49:44 AM
You guys are god damned weird. :lulz:



Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 06:15:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?

Tuesday, it was seventies, but with a strong, cold breeze.

Today, it was probably in the eighties.

Tomorrow, who knows?  We're expecting siroccos to start any time now.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: navkat on April 06, 2012, 07:03:46 AM
THERE IS WHAT'S WEIRD, LADY? YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT SOUP WITH A FORK IT MAKES PERFECT SENE AND I HAVE TRIED. :argh!:
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2012, 07:07:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:49:44 AM
You guys are god damned weird. :lulz:



Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 06:15:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?

Tuesday, it was seventies, but with a strong, cold breeze.

Today, it was probably in the eighties.

Tomorrow, who knows?  We're expecting siroccos to start any time now.

It's cool enough, then. If I hurry.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 06, 2012, 07:08:09 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 07:03:46 AM
THERE IS WHAT'S WEIRD, LADY? YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT SOUP WITH A FORK IT MAKES PERFECT SENE AND I HAVE TRIED. :argh!:

SOUP>FORK.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: navkat on April 06, 2012, 07:09:49 AM
EXACTLY. DUH.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 06, 2012, 07:24:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 07:07:44 AM


It's cool enough, then. If I hurry.

Oooh!
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 06, 2012, 01:06:18 PM
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? IT SURE SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE VEGGIE LASAGNA I'M BEING SERVED TONIGHT.
Title: Re: HEY FREEKY
Post by: Freeky on April 08, 2012, 06:54:45 AM
THIS IS MY WAY OF DECLARING WAR.  THERE'S NOT REALLY ANY DRAWBACK TO LOSING FOR EITHER PARTY.