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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:42:04 AM

Title: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:42:04 AM
Except for me.

This is an odd change of events, since I'm the cool rocker dood with a girlfriend in a house frequented by computer geeks.

Yes this is a facebookesque status update.


EXCEPT I CAN HEAR IT.

Go Mike (not Pickles who is getting action upstairs), I guess.


Twid,
NOT WATCHING PORN TONIGHT.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 07:45:52 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:46:36 AM
This is karma for me getting some here while Pickles unfortunately fell asleep in the living room (which is next to my bed room).



They're slapping each other... On the couch.....



Twid,
Not sitting on the couch in the future.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:49:00 AM
Somebody please recommend some very loud music.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:55:22 AM
Please send death squads to Jamaica Plain. I accept my death. I cannot self-terminate. Eradicate the whole neighborhood. It's filled with hippies anyway. My remains are not under any circumstances to be given Catholic rites no matter what my family says. Give my bullet riddled corpse to the Unitarian Universalists or Gogira. Villager obviously calls the shots otherwise.

Twid,
Does not trust that perv LMNO with a corpse.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 07, 2012, 07:58:23 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:42:04 AM
Except for me.

This is an odd change of events, since I'm the cool rocker dood with a girlfriend in a house frequented by computer geeks.

Yes this is a facebookesque status update.


EXCEPT I CAN HEAR IT.

Go Mike (not Pickles who is getting action upstairs), I guess.


Twid,
NOT WATCHING PORN TONIGHT.

(http://i.imgur.com/Vjzpw.png)
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 07, 2012, 08:02:25 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:49:00 AM
Somebody please recommend some very loud music.

(http://i.imgur.com/LApjg.jpg)

No.
  \
(http://i.imgur.com/eQOci.jpg)
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 08:03:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjZVxgDQ2Vo

This one is a good noise blocker for me.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Pandora says you should listen to this.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0bsosOsWY
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)

What the fuck is this shit?

No seriously, I paused it and now have to listen to Mike's BJ sounds in order to tell you how much I hate this.

I owe you an anti-beer which means you owe me a beer.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:20:43 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Pandora says you should listen to this.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0bsosOsWY

I am a big Dethklok fan.

Season 4 is imminent, no?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
I think this is what you may be looking for, sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QqHUpyBhg

LOUD.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 07, 2012, 08:29:42 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)

What the fuck is this shit?

No seriously, I paused it and now have to listen to Mike's BJ sounds in order to tell you how much I hate this.

I owe you an anti-beer which means you owe me a beer.

:lulz:

I told you I have a music disability.

Is that what an anti-beer is? I'd buy you beer anyway, but I'm now deep in thought... what IS an anti-beer?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:30:19 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
I think this is what you may be looking for, sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QqHUpyBhg

LOUD.

Hmmm... I must now come to the conclusion that I'm either a musical conservative or I'm being trolled.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:32:06 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:29:42 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:19:37 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)

What the fuck is this shit?

No seriously, I paused it and now have to listen to Mike's BJ sounds in order to tell you how much I hate this.

I owe you an anti-beer which means you owe me a beer.

:lulz:

I told you I have a music disability.

Is that what an anti-beer is? I'd buy you beer anyway, but I'm now deep in thought... what IS an anti-beer?

An Anti-Beer is a debit.

It's like antimatter except it's beer and you won't annihilate the planet if you drink it. It will just annihilate some other spag's fiver. Really, it's a very efficient run in with antimath.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:34:06 AM
Also, you saying that you would get me a beer obligates me to get you a beer if we meet up even though I would get you a beer otherwise. This is where the math gets complicated. Also I now hear snoring in the next room.   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 08:35:03 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:20:43 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Pandora says you should listen to this.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0bsosOsWY

I am a big Dethklok fan.

Season 4 is imminent, no?

APRIL 29 BIIIIIIITCH!
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:35:03 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:20:43 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Pandora says you should listen to this.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0bsosOsWY

I am a big Dethklok fan.

Season 4 is imminent, no?

APRIL 29 BIIIIIIITCH!

It'll be a very Metal weekend.

Villager's taking me to the Rammstein concert in Worcester, I'll watch the season premiere, and then I'll get evicted.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 08:37:23 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

A shot of butterschotch shcnapps will be suffiecin.t
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:39:12 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:37:23 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

A shot of butterschotch shcnapps will be suffiecin.t

I'll join you in that when Tucson sucks me in. Hopefully sometime before May 14, 2013.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 08:41:31 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:35:03 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:20:43 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Pandora says you should listen to this.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0bsosOsWY

I am a big Dethklok fan.

Season 4 is imminent, no?

APRIL 29 BIIIIIIITCH!

It'll be a very Metal weekend.

Villager's taking me to the Rammstein concert in Worcester, I'll watch the season premiere, and then I'll get evicted.  :lulz:

Rammstein Concert.  Dethklok's 4th album release.  Eviction.  My Little Ponies.
That's so brutally metal.
     /
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6LFIY0gRRxI/TrHqTiSHLGI/AAAAAAAARrM/Ug-xQjQW4xA/s1600/Capture.PNG)
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:44:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:41:31 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:36:50 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:35:03 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:20:43 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:09:56 AM
Pandora says you should listen to this.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB0bsosOsWY

I am a big Dethklok fan.

Season 4 is imminent, no?

APRIL 29 BIIIIIIITCH!

It'll be a very Metal weekend.

Villager's taking me to the Rammstein concert in Worcester, I'll watch the season premiere, and then I'll get evicted.  :lulz:

Rammstein Concert.  Dethklok's 4th album release.  Eviction.  My Little Ponies.
That's so brutally metal.
     /
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6LFIY0gRRxI/TrHqTiSHLGI/AAAAAAAARrM/Ug-xQjQW4xA/s1600/Capture.PNG)

Hey, I already bought tickets for Maiden in June.

So I gotta at least last that long.

Last week of April will be an appetizer.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Most def.  And now, I shall dowsedouse my pills with the rest of my shot filled with all the esses.

It took me thrity seconds  trying to figure out if I wanted "does, dose, or dowse or douse".  Whoop, handful of pillz here.


SCIENCE!!!
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 09:23:36 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Most def.  And now, I shall dowsedouse my pills with the rest of my shot filled with all the esses.

It took me thrity seconds  trying to figure out if I wanted "does, dose, or dowse or douse".  Whoop, handful of pillz here.


SCIENCE!!!

I got science in my pocket.

I'm just waiting for an extreme hypothesis. Not worth my time otherwise.



Twid,
Serious when he means he's a spazz.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 07, 2012, 11:07:11 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:30:19 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
I think this is what you may be looking for, sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QqHUpyBhg

LOUD.

Hmmm... I must now come to the conclusion that I'm either a musical conservative or I'm being trolled.

Oh, I assure you I'm serious. While I do realize that to the rest of you, that impossible combination of sounds emitting from yr computer's speakers make little to no harmonic sense but think of it as sort of a dog-whistle...for the type of ritalin patients who as children, could never quite seem to wait for the marshmallows to completely finish roasting before getting impatient and eating them off the stick.

We can hear the music.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Don Coyote on April 07, 2012, 01:09:58 PM
Ok. Now Twid makes sense in that other thread. The sounds of others boning must be maddening.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on April 07, 2012, 03:47:24 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 07, 2012, 01:09:58 PM
The sounds of others boning must be maddening.
Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 04:22:20 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 07, 2012, 01:09:58 PM
Ok. Now Twid makes sense in that other thread. The sounds of others boning must be maddening.

Oh yeah.

Especially when there is no other route out of your room.

You're trapped in there, listening to other people's sexy time.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 04:22:42 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 07, 2012, 03:47:24 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 07, 2012, 01:09:58 PM
The sounds of others boning must be maddening.
Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.

Cringe.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 04:34:51 PM
I just checked my facebook messages. I think in one go I have convinced Pat that I'm insane and Peter that I'm a genius.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 04:38:21 PM
Also, now that I can safely go into the living room, and therefore the rest of the apartment, I just took a really awesome piss. Now I'm going to get some really awesome water.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Don Coyote on April 07, 2012, 05:03:54 PM
Dude, I would have been constantly walking around the house. My bladder > other people being potentially embarrassed by boning in the living room.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 05:07:32 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 07, 2012, 05:03:54 PM
Dude, I would have been constantly walking around the house. My bladder > other people being potentially embarrassed by boning in the living room.

While this would have been pretty lulzy....

No that's exactly what I should have done.

I would like one time machine please.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

:eek:

It's like a hair band revival without the atomic mullets.

Also: Ya can't go wrong with the classics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZBQdgtpjU
I remember Haffenreffer had a nice kick, and I can't get it down here. Pls to fedex.  :lol:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 05:22:08 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 07, 2012, 03:47:24 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 07, 2012, 01:09:58 PM
The sounds of others boning must be maddening.
Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.

I lived in a roominghouse by Salem State for awhile. The girl getting porked in the next room sounded like Daffy Duck: "HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!"

Her name was Julie and she would be worth tracking down and moving in with, if only because she has the ability to PUT PEOPLE TOTALLY OFF SEX FOR MONTHS.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 05:28:11 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 05:22:08 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on April 07, 2012, 03:47:24 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 07, 2012, 01:09:58 PM
The sounds of others boning must be maddening.
Especially when your own brother is half the source of the sounds.

Lenin,
Has experienced that countless times.

I lived in a roominghouse by Salem State for awhile. The girl getting porked in the next room sounded like Daffy Duck: "HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!"

Her name was Julie and she would be worth tracking down and moving in with, if only because she has the ability to PUT PEOPLE TOTALLY OFF SEX FOR MONTHS.

:spittake:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Triple Zero on April 07, 2012, 05:39:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5qbvnqMClk -- relevant but kinda crappy (comment: "Cool song - please post a version with the lyrics?" :?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVOVWwQlCNw -- actually a damn fucking good track (though you might disagree)
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2012, 05:44:43 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 07, 2012, 05:03:54 PM
Dude, I would have been constantly walking around the house. My bladder > other people being potentially embarrassed by boning in the living room.

Seriously, if you have housemates and you choose to get it on in a shared space, it's your problem if someone passes by to get a sandwich, or decides to watch a bit of TV.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 07, 2012, 06:20:38 PM
OMG I would sacrifice Nigel's left nut to hear a sample of Daffy Duck girl humping.

Someone I know once brought home a girl who sounded a lot like a Bichon Frise barking...I mean, I thought the neighbor had a dog for a split second. I can't even imagine what part of a person's brain causes these particular responses to sex.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 06:37:15 PM
The more i think about it sex is probably the most hilarious thing ever. People make moans and grunts in ways that they never would otherwise. And then theres the o face. Ill have to ask villager what ridiculous sort of face i make.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Cain on April 07, 2012, 06:44:09 PM
I'm not getting any, because I can't invite anyone up here without criminal background check, and because it smells of Unwashed Teenage Boy (thanks, guys.  Why not use your parent's credit cards to buy deoderant?)

On the other hand, neither are they (not here at least), so at least I don't have to put up with listening to it.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2012, 06:45:42 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 06:20:38 PM
OMG I would sacrifice Nigel's left nut to hear a sample of Daffy Duck girl humping.

Someone I know once brought home a girl who sounded a lot like a Bichon Frise barking...I mean, I thought the neighbor had a dog for a split second. I can't even imagine what part of a person's brain causes these particular responses to sex.

I'm trying to remember who it was who dated a girl who meowed. Apparently it really killed things for him. :lulz:

I think that if someone meowed during the act I would get up and walk out.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: hirley0 on April 07, 2012, 06:56:20 PM
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Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
Yeah meowing would be off putting. My dad used to growl at my mom like he was a tiger or something. Which is hilarious in retrospect and now that theyre divorced but an extra dose of maddening when youre in the next room.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 07, 2012, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

:eek:

It's like a hair band revival without the atomic mullets.

Also: Ya can't go wrong with the classics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZBQdgtpjU
I remember Haffenreffer had a nice kick, and I can't get it down here. Pls to fedex.  :lol:

They're German, and were popular in the 80s and 90s.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

:rush:  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  :lol: )
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:15:09 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 07, 2012, 08:01:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-hG4l2gs-A

I dunno, first thing that popped into my head.  Play follow the links after that.

Not exactly my style but much appreciated regardless.

i owe you a beer.

:eek:

It's like a hair band revival without the atomic mullets.

Also: Ya can't go wrong with the classics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ZBQdgtpjU
I remember Haffenreffer had a nice kick, and I can't get it down here. Pls to fedex.  :lol:

They're German, and were popular in the 80s and 90s.

Missed them somehow, in that time frame it makes sense. Whew.

Stella
Has enough problems without seeing a bunch of new bands thinking David Coverdale is something to emulate.  :lol:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:16:13 PM
Even funnier is that both my moms a liberal and my dad was largely apolitical unless it dealt with irish unification.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2012, 07:22:39 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)

WHAT.

THE FUCK.

WAS THAT?

I agree with twid, you owe me a beer for subjecting me to that. Fortunately for you, I'm home and Sessions is cheap.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2012, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
I think this is what you may be looking for, sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QqHUpyBhg

LOUD.

OK seriously, we're not friends for the rest of the day. :madbanana:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 07, 2012, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

Wow. All I can think of is Michael Savage talking about holistic cures for his constipation issues and accusing the black man of keeping him down. Thanks for that.

I used to think that guy had to be a provacateur for the Democrats because he embodies the very worst extreme of every self-deluded, pop-philosophy we have in this country and shamelessly plugs his books while offending nearly everyone including his own supporters in a Howard Stern-esque tone and a Brooklyn accent.

Hey, I think I just figured out what might fuck someone's head up enough to cause them to bark during secks...
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:38:44 PM
:lulz:

well to complete the image picture me about two inches shorter clean shaven and with black hair porking another me with tits and less hair and bad skin.

Revenge for weird music is nice sometimes. ;)
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Cain on April 07, 2012, 07:40:55 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

Wow. All I can think of is Michael Savage talking about holistic cures for his constipation issues and accusing the black man of keeping him down. Thanks for that.

I used to think that guy had to be a provacateur for the Democrats because he embodies the very worst extreme of every self-deluded, pop-philosophy we have in this country and shamelessly plugs his books while offending nearly everyone including his own supporters in a Howard Stern-esque tone and a Brooklyn accent.

Naw, he just figured out an easy way to get rich.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: hirley0 on April 07, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
?:43:42. ?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 07, 2012, 07:22:39 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)

WHAT.

THE FUCK.

WAS THAT?

I agree with twid, you owe me a beer for subjecting me to that. Fortunately for you, I'm home and Sessions is cheap.

I have a condition!

I think I owe you an anti-Irish Car Bomb as well, though I can't remember exactly what I did to deserve that.

C'est la vie.

Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 08:08:33 PM
I envy portland sometimes. Though i shouldnt complain. By the end of the night ill have seen both lmno and gogira in the space of a week.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

:rush:  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  :lol: )

His fat reserves.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 07, 2012, 07:22:39 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)

WHAT.

THE FUCK.

WAS THAT?

I agree with twid, you owe me a beer for subjecting me to that. Fortunately for you, I'm home and Sessions is cheap.

I have a condition!

I think I owe you an anti-Irish Car Bomb as well, though I can't remember exactly what I did to deserve that.

C'est la vie.

Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Likewise

Except I need a couple of days advance notice.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:38:44 PM
:lulz:

well to complete the image picture me about two inches shorter clean shaven and with black hair porking another me with tits and less hair and bad skin.

Revenge for weird music is nice sometimes. ;)

WOMP Cabal (oh please, oh please?).
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:38:44 PM
:lulz:

well to complete the image picture me about two inches shorter clean shaven and with black hair porking another me with tits and less hair and bad skin.

Revenge for weird music is nice sometimes. ;)

WOMP Cabal (oh please, oh please?).

I'm not going to do it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 07, 2012, 09:14:07 PM
That would add a third dimension of creepy to the situation, no?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Don Coyote on April 07, 2012, 09:15:17 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:38:44 PM
:lulz:

well to complete the image picture me about two inches shorter clean shaven and with black hair porking another me with tits and less hair and bad skin.

Revenge for weird music is nice sometimes. ;)

WOMP Cabal (oh please, oh please?).

I'm not going to do it.

:lulz:

I can neither confirm nor deny that the Last Holy Box of Coyote and Snow-shoe Makers LTD has any plans towards this idea.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 07, 2012, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

:rush:  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  :lol: )

His fat reserves.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 11:10:04 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

:rush:  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  :lol: )

His fat reserves.

:lulz:

:lulz:

Good thing he's not teabagging.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2012, 11:27:31 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 11:10:04 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

:rush:  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  :lol: )

His fat reserves.

:lulz:

:lulz:

Good thing he's not teabagging.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: I didn't think of that.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2012, 02:25:53 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 07, 2012, 07:22:39 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
Quickly please.

I think they moved onto blowjob territory, judging from the sounds.

If I must. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=870cSxoRVK8)
   \
(http://i.imgur.com/ZiLMW.jpg)

WHAT.

THE FUCK.

WAS THAT?

I agree with twid, you owe me a beer for subjecting me to that. Fortunately for you, I'm home and Sessions is cheap.

I have a condition!

I think I owe you an anti-Irish Car Bomb as well, though I can't remember exactly what I did to deserve that.

C'est la vie.

Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Me too, but I'm especially free until Thursday, when ECHGF gets back from LA.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 08, 2012, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 11:10:04 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

:rush:  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  :lol: )

His fat reserves.

:lulz:

:lulz:

Good thing he's not teabagging.

Thanks to you, I'm going to be thinking about Rush Limbaugh's testicles every time I see that .gif.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 08, 2012, 05:09:26 AM
:lulz:

lmno put on a good set just now. Got a shot of him playing drums. Ill see if i can get a couple of offstage ones.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: navkat on April 08, 2012, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2012, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 11:10:04 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 09:24:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 07, 2012, 07:11:47 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 07, 2012, 07:03:10 PM
Also it was obvious when they were getting it on because the dog would be scratching at their door and they would be blaring am talk radio. Because nothing gets you in the mood like poor sound quality conservative loudmouths and the goons who call them up.

:rush:  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

(What's he bouncing on, anyway?  :lol: )

His fat reserves.

:lulz:

:lulz:

Good thing he's not teabagging.

Thanks to you, I'm going to be thinking about Rush Limbaugh's testicles every time I see that .gif.

This whole thread is filled with that particular brand of horror.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 08, 2012, 11:16:43 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 02:25:53 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Me too, but I'm especially free until Thursday, when ECHGF gets back from LA.

Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Likewise

Except I need a couple of days advance notice.

Does an evening falling on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday work for you guys?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 08, 2012, 11:46:10 PM
Quote from: Net on April 08, 2012, 11:16:43 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 02:25:53 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Me too, but I'm especially free until Thursday, when ECHGF gets back from LA.

Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Likewise

Except I need a couple of days advance notice.

Does an evening falling on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday work for you guys?

Yes, as long as it's not tomorrow or this Wednesday.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 08, 2012, 11:48:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2012, 11:46:10 PM
Quote from: Net on April 08, 2012, 11:16:43 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 02:25:53 AM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Me too, but I'm especially free until Thursday, when ECHGF gets back from LA.

Quote from: Nigel on April 07, 2012, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Net on April 07, 2012, 08:04:19 PM
Let me know when you want to meet up—I'm free pretty much any evening.

Likewise

Except I need a couple of days advance notice.

Does an evening falling on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday work for you guys?

Yes, as long as it's not tomorrow or this Wednesday.

Sweet!
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 08, 2012, 11:51:12 PM
So, tuesday then?

Where?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2012, 01:38:31 PM
EVERYONE IN THIS PLANT IS GETTING SOME.  WE SWITCH TO SUMMER HOURS (5:30AM-2PM), AND FIRST DAY IN, FUCKING KILN BREAKS, ANOTHER FUCKING KILN BREAKS, AND THE SCHEDULE FOR TODAY IS THE FUCKED.

:walken:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2012, 03:34:22 PM
I THINK I FORGOT TO SAY UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 09, 2012, 03:44:04 PM
Aw, shit. :(
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 09, 2012, 03:56:44 PM
Why those hours?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2012, 04:06:54 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 11:51:12 PM
So, tuesday then?

Where?

Alleyway?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 09, 2012, 04:07:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2012, 01:38:31 PM
EVERYONE IN THIS PLANT IS GETTING SOME.  WE SWITCH TO SUMMER HOURS (5:30AM-2PM), AND FIRST DAY IN, FUCKING KILN BREAKS, ANOTHER FUCKING KILN BREAKS, AND THE SCHEDULE FOR TODAY IS THE FUCKED.

:walken:

JESUS FUCK!
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Freeky on April 09, 2012, 04:24:45 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 09, 2012, 03:56:44 PM
Why those hours?

Desert, in summer.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 09, 2012, 05:13:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2012, 04:06:54 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 11:51:12 PM
So, tuesday then?

Where?

Alleyway?

Sounds good to me. The only way I could like that bar more is if they would be so kind as to move it down to Division.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 09, 2012, 06:27:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2012, 04:06:54 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 08, 2012, 11:51:12 PM
So, tuesday then?

Where?

Alleyway?

Perfect. Should we plan on arriving around 8ish or would a bit earlier be better for you?
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 09, 2012, 06:34:14 PM
8ish works for me. Of course so does noonish, so whatever. :lulz:
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 10, 2012, 06:04:28 PM
Cool, me & EOT are watching a movie at six, so we should be done and heading over around 8.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 11, 2012, 12:30:23 AM
Question: are we just hanging out and having a few beers, or are we down for any program? Because that probably determines whether I drive or take TriMet.
Title: Re: Everyone in this building is getting some
Post by: Triple Zero on April 11, 2012, 12:36:42 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 07, 2012, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2012, 08:27:05 AM
I think this is what you may be looking for, sir:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81QqHUpyBhg

LOUD.

OK seriously, we're not friends for the rest of the day. :madbanana:

(http://i.imgur.com/hfC3T.jpg)