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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 02:27:09 PM

Title: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 02:27:09 PM
I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.

pictures, for the pervs:
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2979/028ip.jpg
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8143/029rb.jpg
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3816/030tk.jpg


Happy Friday!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:31:45 PM
Link no work  :sad:

Bug pr0n denied
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:27:09 PM
I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.

pictures, for the pervs:
http://imageshack.us/g/3/028ip.jpg


Happy Friday!

LINK BORKED!

GIMME MY BUG PRON!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 02:35:13 PM
links fixed
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: AFK on April 13, 2012, 02:44:14 PM
Are you sure you're snails are okay?

They're looking a little sluggish.


RWHN,
You KNEW that was coming. 
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: navkat on April 13, 2012, 02:45:05 PM
Oh great. Slugs with gaudy jewelry. Fucking.

Aaaaand nowww I have images of slug bukakke shots in my head. Thanks a lot. I wonder how many times I could manage to punch myself in the head before I was forced to stop due to a subdural hematoma. Let me find out...
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: AFK on April 13, 2012, 02:47:31 PM
How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns? 
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
How old are the kids in the class?  My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.

Just preparing you for the worst.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
How old are the kids in the class?  My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.

Just preparing you for the worst.
It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.

Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your  :fap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts

(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 13, 2012, 02:47:31 PM
How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns?

Snails don't engage in group mating, or non-consensual mating for that matter. They have a mating ritual that takes several hours and is full of touchy-feely nonsense. Then they try to stab each other. THEN the sex part happens.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: The Johnny on April 13, 2012, 03:08:22 PM
jesus christ
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2012, 03:09:57 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 13, 2012, 02:47:31 PM
How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns?

Snails don't engage in group mating, or non-consensual mating for that matter. They have a mating ritual that takes several hours and is full of touchy-feely nonsense. Then they try to stab each other. THEN the sex part happens.

Sounds like just another Saturday Night, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 03:16:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 13, 2012, 03:09:57 PM
Sounds like just another Saturday Night, if you ask me.

Well, yeah, if you're only fucking one person.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2012, 03:19:28 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
How old are the kids in the class?  My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.

Just preparing you for the worst.
It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.

Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your  :fap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts

(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)

You know who else used to throw "love darts"?

Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, that's who.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: LMNO on April 13, 2012, 03:29:51 PM
:coffeeemonitor:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2012, 03:31:30 PM
Technically, they were called "Venus Darts" and they didn't symbolise love so much as "withering pain and then possible death", but close enough, right?
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 03:32:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 03:31:30 PM
Technically, they were called "Venus Darts" and they didn't symbolise love so much as "withering pain and then possible death", but close enough, right?

Unfortunately for this comparison, snail darts are covered with hormones that help improve fertilization rates, so more the Eros/Cupid style stabbings.  :sad:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 13, 2012, 03:55:05 PM
I've also watched slugs mate, and it's really quite fascinating, yet disturbing.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 13, 2012, 03:55:05 PM
I've also watched slugs mate, and it's really quite fascinating, yet disturbing.

The leopard slug video?
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 13, 2012, 04:36:17 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 13, 2012, 03:55:05 PM
I've also watched slugs mate, and it's really quite fascinating, yet disturbing.

The leopard slug video?

No, my yard.

Oregon is full of slugs.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 04:57:14 PM
They're still going at it...

I need to leave the house in an hour. I don't know what to doooooooo  :sad:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 05:20:38 PM
 :aaa:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 13, 2012, 05:52:46 PM
Apparently Cain's threats scared them off. Now, to the classroom!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Ishkur on April 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".

The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: Ishkur on April 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".

The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.

Yeah, I think we covered that, but thanks.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on April 13, 2012, 06:42:40 PM
It was funnier the first time around, too.

That is pretty cool adorable interesting though. I never knew that (the love dart thing). It would be mildly funnier if they were launching them through the air, rather than from contact
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 13, 2012, 07:39:52 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
How old are the kids in the class?  My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.

Just preparing you for the worst.
It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.

Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your  :fap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts

(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)

Cupid is based on snails fucking?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 08:24:58 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

Slugs are fine.  Cats are fucking evil.

But the lowest form of life on Earth is the Mouthbreathing American Po'bucker.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:29:56 PM
I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:29:56 PM
I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.

You could have just asked me.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

I like cats. 

I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit.  But I still like them.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 08:41:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

I like cats. 

I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit.  But I still like them.

The fucking cat keeps knocking my drinks over and then drinking them.

IT'S NOT EVEN MY CAT.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:45:06 PM
If its coming to your house, it's now your cat.  You may not have bought it, want it, or feel any responsibility towards it, but it is your cat.

Fortunately, if its knocking over the bourbon or rum it'll only last a few more years.  Small livers.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 13, 2012, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:45:06 PM
If its coming to your house, it's now your cat.  You may not have bought it, want it, or feel any responsibility towards it, but it is your cat.

:rogpipe:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:55:01 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

I like cats. 

I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit.  But I still like them.

THEY ARE PATHETIC AND DEPRAVED AND THEY MUST GO.  I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR A CREATURE WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS (http://www.adorableish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/_cute_kitten.jpg) AND HAS THE BALLS TO START A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAR WITH ME OVER WHO GETS TO SIT IN THE WARM SPOT ON THE SOFA WHERE GRAMMA'S BUTT WAS.

I DO, BITCH. I WAS HERE FIRST.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 01:44:55 PM
(http://i.verylol.com/1/snail_on_skate.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 03:08:23 PM
Quote from: Ishkur on April 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".

The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.

Enki][?
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 03:09:38 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.

THANK YOU.

In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.

Awww. Slugs are cute!

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tq35GASxSOY/SSdWBE4Lw5I/AAAAAAAAAFw/zt_OjrePwDM/s320/slug.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Ishkur on April 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".

The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.

You're thinking of flatworms, btw.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 03:32:41 PM
This is now a cute snails thread

(http://www.61p.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03pic/mother-snail-vs-baby-snail_www_61p_net.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 03:33:16 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 14, 2012, 03:32:41 PM
This is now a cute snails thread

(http://www.61p.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03pic/mother-snail-vs-baby-snail_www_61p_net.jpg)

OH MY GOD
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 03:36:42 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/stik.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 03:43:40 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 14, 2012, 03:36:42 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/stik.jpg)

I love that one. I love it so much.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 03:44:15 PM
(http://favim.com/orig/201106/27/adorable-animal-cute-nature-photography-snail-Favim.com-84734.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 03:58:32 PM
(http://s4.live4fun.ru/pictures/s3img_66833084_2960_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 05:26:30 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1-25fHBGo-s/T0C828F04FI/AAAAAAAAAtk/iXW62f3xqzA/s400/funny-pictures-snail-regrets-climbing-this-thorny-plant.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 05:30:10 PM
(http://favim.com/orig/201106/27/adorable-animal-cute-nature-photography-snail-Favim.com-84734.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 05:33:41 PM
lol repost
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cain on April 14, 2012, 05:34:18 PM
Actually, it's an entirely different picture, taken several hours later.

lolsnailsareslow
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 05:38:52 PM
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/6138490626_52919dfbfc_z.jpg?w=560&h=399)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 05:39:47 PM
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3905249995_54d0eceb6e_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 05:40:21 PM
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/snail_looking_down-556-_tphq.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 05:40:52 PM
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/34500/Baby-Snail-34960.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 05:41:21 PM
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/dscn2135-2301.jpg)

many apologies to cuteoverload.com for hotlinking their shit, I'll go click some ads over there to make up for it.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 05:41:24 PM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/056/0/a/baby_snail_by_juhho-d2u1r58.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 14, 2012, 05:44:08 PM
(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/162109-bigthumbnail.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 05:44:50 PM
(http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/snails3.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 06:07:08 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2447/4070987061_b9e121cae4.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:29:56 PM
I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Kai on April 14, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:27:09 PM
I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.

pictures, for the pervs:
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2979/028ip.jpg
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8143/029rb.jpg
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3816/030tk.jpg


Happy Friday!

Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 14, 2012, 09:07:18 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 14, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?

:blush:

The actual talking in class part went really well. I didn't get to go into animal classifications (seven year olds are pretty intense about question time) but we covered observation, diet, care, some reproduction (not the head-penis, love dart stabbing, hermaphrodites part), and most of the anatomy. I also got to outline the basics of natural selection in regards to the stripe patterns, so really I think it was a win all around.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Kai on April 15, 2012, 04:15:08 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 14, 2012, 09:07:18 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 14, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?

:blush:

The actual talking in class part went really well. I didn't get to go into animal classifications (seven year olds are pretty intense about question time) but we covered observation, diet, care, some reproduction (not the head-penis, love dart stabbing, hermaphrodites part), and most of the anatomy. I also got to outline the basics of natural selection in regards to the stripe patterns, so really I think it was a win all around.

<3

I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 15, 2012, 04:20:30 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 15, 2012, 04:15:08 AM
<3

I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.

Wikipedia failed me on that one. Worms, of some sort?
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Kai on April 15, 2012, 04:22:49 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 04:20:30 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 15, 2012, 04:15:08 AM
<3

I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.

Wikipedia failed me on that one. Worms, of some sort?

Lophotrochozoa and Ecdyzoa are two of the major animal groups. The former includes mollusks. The latter includes insects.

I like to pretend there are rivalries between people interested in other groups. Mostly so I can say, "Mollusks eh? I see you have gone to the dark side..."
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 15, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Cephalopods 4 LYFE
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 15, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Cephalopods 4 LYFE

Cephalopods are how you know you're really gangster.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: navkat on April 15, 2012, 04:00:43 PM
Molusks are less-likely to cause a hypersensitive histamine response but the second cousin of the cockroach is mighty tasty whn you boil a bunch of his brothers in some spices.
Molusks................2 points
Cephalopods.......10 lbs

Winnar: cephalopods
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 15, 2012, 04:06:00 PM
Cephalopods are a type of Mollusk, as are Gastropods.

Mollusk
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Kai on April 15, 2012, 06:14:24 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 04:06:00 PM
Cephalopods are a type of Mollusk, as are Gastropods.

Mollusk

  • Gastropods: Snails, Slugs, Limpets, etc
  • Cephalopods: Octopuses, Squid, Cuttlefish, Nautilus
  • Bilvalves: Clams, Oysters, Mussels, etc
  • and a bunch of other crappy classes no one cares about

oooooo...well, aren't you classist. Poor chitons. :(
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 15, 2012, 06:39:33 PM
I like chitons!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: navkat on April 15, 2012, 11:57:16 PM
DOH!

Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2012, 06:39:33 PM
I like chitons!

With drawn butter, pls.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 16, 2012, 12:03:40 AM
tentacles > *
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Kai on April 16, 2012, 12:42:28 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 16, 2012, 12:03:40 AM
tentacles > *

Chitin > all else.

And no, I didn't misspell that.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: navkat on April 16, 2012, 01:22:32 AM
Kaitin > Lots and lots of other stuff
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 01:56:28 AM
Chillin is better than not having a greater than symbol.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2012, 03:17:28 AM
Chitin > Chitlins
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 16, 2012, 03:34:00 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2012, 03:17:28 AM
Chitin > Chitlins

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Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 16, 2012, 03:35:37 PM
Hmm. Looks like I'm vegetarian again.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 04, 2012, 10:16:56 PM
There is now video. Also, NONE OF YOU KNOW BLUEBALLS LIKE MY SNAIL KNOWS BLUEBALLS.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: LMNO on May 09, 2012, 03:06:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Cephalopods 4 LYFE

Cephalopods are how you know you're really gangster.

For no apparent reason this made me laugh for at least a minute.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 14, 2012, 03:55:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 09, 2012, 03:06:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Cephalopods 4 LYFE

Cephalopods are how you know you're really gangster.

For no apparent reason this made me laugh for at least a minute.

:thanks:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 20, 2012, 05:14:42 PM
OMG SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 05:25:00 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 05:14:42 PM
OMG SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS!

Yay! Soon, an explosion of snail babies!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 20, 2012, 06:37:23 PM
THERE'S LIKE THIRTY EGGS IN THERE OMG OMG WAT DO???????
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 06:37:23 PM
THERE'S LIKE THIRTY EGGS IN THERE OMG OMG WAT DO???????

Are they exposed or buried? They should be kept warm (room temperature is fine) and moist, but probably not any moister than their habitat already is. What kind of substrate do they live on? If it's not something suitable for retaining moisture, I would get a bit of peat moss and moisten it with a spray bottle, then put the clutch in that to incubate. You should have babies in a few weeks.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 06:53:29 PM
Or else: http://www.caviarexpress.com/snail-caviar-50
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Triple Zero on May 20, 2012, 07:05:30 PM
ah good I was already wondering if you couldn't just eat them.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 20, 2012, 07:16:51 PM
they're buried, we were digging around in the tank trying to do a snail census when we found them (nothing got bruised, thankfully). The substrate's just dirt from the yard, since we just picked them up from the garden, and it got seriously soaked through a week or so ago when I was an idiot and left the tank out in the rain for hours.

I'm trying to decide if we should shift the clutch over to another container to keep a better eye on them and protect them from all the adults. For now, we just reburied them and put everyone back in the tank.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 07:42:57 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 07:16:51 PM
they're buried, we were digging around in the tank trying to do a snail census when we found them (nothing got bruised, thankfully). The substrate's just dirt from the yard, since we just picked them up from the garden, and it got seriously soaked through a week or so ago when I was an idiot and left the tank out in the rain for hours.

I'm trying to decide if we should shift the clutch over to another container to keep a better eye on them and protect them from all the adults. For now, we just reburied them and put everyone back in the tank.

I don't think you have to worry about protecting them... they should be fine in there. Most snails don't eat each other. But if you want to have a separate snail nursery for the babies instead of having 30 eensy, unmanageable, fragile snails cruising around the adult tank, moving them now is a good idea.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 20, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
not worried about eating, worried about climbing on and squishing. It's a bit crowded in there already.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 20, 2012, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
not worried about eating, worried about climbing on and squishing. It's a bit crowded in there already.

I don't think squishing is a big issue with snails, but crowding could be a hell of a problem after they hatch.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 20, 2012, 07:53:04 PM
I keep saying I'm going to release a whole bunch of them, and then I never do :(
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 21, 2012, 04:27:17 AM
Successful transfer! Only squished two eggs (hopefully those were the ones that were gonna fail anyway)  :oops:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 21, 2012, 05:20:25 AM
Hopefully you will post a ton of pics when these bad boys hatch!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 21, 2012, 06:23:47 PM
[meatwad]I'm gonna[/meatwad]
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 23, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
SPRING IS HERE, SNAILFUCKERS!
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/496/045ts.jpg)
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8714/047dp.jpg)
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6531/052py.jpg)
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 23, 2013, 04:36:29 PM
I WILL FUCK THAT SNAIL.  She's a dirty little pulmonate gastropod mollusc.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2013, 04:38:28 PM
DELICIOUS SNAILS!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 23, 2013, 06:23:31 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 23, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6531/052py.jpg)

Is that the cover of a Barry White cd?
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 23, 2013, 06:26:26 PM
I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 23, 2013, 06:41:14 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 23, 2013, 06:26:26 PM
I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.

Mahjdiqueel PUA crowd. "PUT THIS IN YOUR MOJO!!!!!"
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 23, 2013, 06:45:05 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 23, 2013, 06:41:14 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 23, 2013, 06:26:26 PM
I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.

Mahjdiqueel PUA crowd. "PUT THIS IN YOUR MOJO!!!!!"

EHMEHGERD YEEES!
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.
Quote"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis.  The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 23, 2013, 07:52:26 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.
Quote"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis.  The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal

Well yeah, but let them infer "charm bag" until it's TOO LATE.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 23, 2013, 08:47:27 PM
"Greater girth." For some reason that is making me laugh like a lunatic.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 23, 2013, 09:27:10 PM
The ones here are grove snails (Cepaea nemoralis), and the darts are too fragile to pierce human skin, especially after they've been sucking on them for a while. The best way to do something like this would be grinding it into a powder and convincing people to put it in a drink or lotion. I don't think the snails here could possibly be carrying anything that could infect humans, but it wouldn't hurt to cook the darts long enough to murder anything that might be living on them.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 09:42:46 PM
hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 23, 2013, 09:51:44 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 09:42:46 PM
hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.
I could look into the GALS love dart situation? They're not allowed in the US, but some folks keep them in the UK.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 09:55:44 PM
it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 09:58:21 PM
of course this could simply be a two birds/one stone thing!
we could enjoy the yuks of PUAs sticking snail barbs in their cocks while also helping to rid FL of an invasive species.
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 23, 2013, 10:09:32 PM
it doesn't look like the giant ones use love darts at all :(

On the plus side, this page is awesome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart
Title: Re: Snail Fucking
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2013, 10:49:18 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 09:55:44 PM
it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.

It should be criminalized.

For the children.