I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.
pictures, for the pervs:
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2979/028ip.jpg
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8143/029rb.jpg
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3816/030tk.jpg
Happy Friday!
Link no work :sad:
Bug pr0n denied
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:27:09 PM
I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.
pictures, for the pervs:
http://imageshack.us/g/3/028ip.jpg
Happy Friday!
LINK BORKED!
GIMME MY BUG PRON!
links fixed
Are you sure you're snails are okay?
They're looking a little sluggish.
RWHN,
You KNEW that was coming.
Oh great. Slugs with gaudy jewelry. Fucking.
Aaaaand nowww I have images of slug bukakke shots in my head. Thanks a lot. I wonder how many times I could manage to punch myself in the head before I was forced to stop due to a subdural hematoma. Let me find out...
How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns?
How old are the kids in the class? My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.
Just preparing you for the worst.
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
How old are the kids in the class? My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.
Just preparing you for the worst.
It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.
Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your :fap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts
(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 13, 2012, 02:47:31 PM
How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns?
Snails don't engage in group mating, or non-consensual mating for that matter. They have a mating ritual that takes several hours and is full of touchy-feely nonsense. Then they try to stab each other. THEN the sex part happens.
jesus christ
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 13, 2012, 02:47:31 PM
How do you tell the difference between the snail bukakke and their regular slime patterns?
Snails don't engage in group mating, or non-consensual mating for that matter. They have a mating ritual that takes several hours and is full of touchy-feely nonsense. Then they try to stab each other. THEN the sex part happens.
Sounds like just another Saturday Night, if you ask me.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 13, 2012, 03:09:57 PM
Sounds like just another Saturday Night, if you ask me.
Well, yeah, if you're only fucking one person.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
How old are the kids in the class? My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.
Just preparing you for the worst.
It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.
Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your :fap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts
(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)
You know who else used to throw "love darts"?
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, that's who.
:coffeeemonitor:
Technically, they were called "Venus Darts" and they didn't symbolise love so much as "withering pain and then possible death", but close enough, right?
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 03:31:30 PM
Technically, they were called "Venus Darts" and they didn't symbolise love so much as "withering pain and then possible death", but close enough, right?
Unfortunately for this comparison, snail darts are covered with hormones that help improve fertilization rates, so more the Eros/Cupid style stabbings. :sad:
I've also watched slugs mate, and it's really quite fascinating, yet disturbing.
Quote from: Nigel on April 13, 2012, 03:55:05 PM
I've also watched slugs mate, and it's really quite fascinating, yet disturbing.
The leopard slug video?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 13, 2012, 03:55:05 PM
I've also watched slugs mate, and it's really quite fascinating, yet disturbing.
The leopard slug video?
No, my yard.
Oregon is full of slugs.
They're still going at it...
I need to leave the house in an hour. I don't know what to doooooooo :sad:
Salt them.
:aaa:
Apparently Cain's threats scared them off. Now, to the classroom!
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".
The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.
Quote from: Ishkur on April 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".
The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.
Yeah, I think we covered that, but thanks.
It was funnier the first time around, too.
That is pretty cool adorable interesting though. I never knew that (the love dart thing). It would be mildly funnier if they were launching them through the air, rather than from contact
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:56:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 02:48:02 PM
How old are the kids in the class? My friend's girlfriend is a vet, and when she went to a first year class to talk to them about animals, she got asked seven times "do you look after giraffes?" and another five times the child forgot the question, then burst into tears.
Just preparing you for the worst.
It's a first grade gifted class, and the teacher's been plugging the "we're gonna have SNAILS in class!" thing for over a week now, so I think they'll be able to stay on topic as much as I care to.
Oh, and if you wanted some horror with your :fap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_darts
(yes, these guys are a species that uses love darts)
Cupid is based on snails fucking? :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.
THANK YOU.
In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.
THANK YOU.
In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.
Slugs are fine. Cats are fucking evil.
But the lowest form of life on Earth is the Mouthbreathing American Po'bucker.
I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:29:56 PM
I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.
You could have just asked me.
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.
THANK YOU.
In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.
I like cats.
I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit. But I still like them.
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.
THANK YOU.
In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.
I like cats.
I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit. But I still like them.
The fucking cat keeps knocking my drinks over and then drinking them.
IT'S NOT EVEN MY CAT.
If its coming to your house, it's now your cat. You may not have bought it, want it, or feel any responsibility towards it, but it is your cat.
Fortunately, if its knocking over the bourbon or rum it'll only last a few more years. Small livers.
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:45:06 PM
If its coming to your house, it's now your cat. You may not have bought it, want it, or feel any responsibility towards it, but it is your cat.
:rogpipe:
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 08:40:33 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.
THANK YOU.
In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.
I like cats.
I wont deny that they're evil, terrible for local wildlife, and possibly trying to kill you while you sleep with the old "I'll sit on his face" gambit. But I still like them.
THEY ARE PATHETIC AND DEPRAVED AND THEY MUST GO. I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR A CREATURE WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS (http://www.adorableish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/_cute_kitten.jpg) AND HAS THE BALLS TO START A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAR WITH ME OVER WHO GETS TO SIT IN THE WARM SPOT ON THE SOFA WHERE GRAMMA'S BUTT WAS.
I DO, BITCH. I WAS HERE FIRST.
(http://i.verylol.com/1/snail_on_skate.jpg)
Quote from: Ishkur on April 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".
The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.
Enki][?
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:23:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 13, 2012, 05:06:25 PM
Salt them.
THANK YOU.
In my opinion, you put up with that shit for far too long enough already. Slugs and cats are the positively lowest forms of life on earth.
Awww. Slugs are cute!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tq35GASxSOY/SSdWBE4Lw5I/AAAAAAAAAFw/zt_OjrePwDM/s320/slug.jpg)
Quote from: Ishkur on April 13, 2012, 05:55:53 PM
Snails are hermaphrodites. They have their penises located in their heads which they use to jab into each other like hypodermic needles in a really long, elaborate mating ritual called "penis fencing".
The loser is the one who gets stabbed first and suffers the deleterious effects of traumatic insemination.
You're thinking of flatworms, btw.
This is now a cute snails thread
(http://www.61p.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03pic/mother-snail-vs-baby-snail_www_61p_net.jpg)
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 14, 2012, 03:32:41 PM
This is now a cute snails thread
(http://www.61p.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03pic/mother-snail-vs-baby-snail_www_61p_net.jpg)
OH MY GOD
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/stik.jpg)
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 14, 2012, 03:36:42 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/stik.jpg)
I love that one. I love it so much.
(http://favim.com/orig/201106/27/adorable-animal-cute-nature-photography-snail-Favim.com-84734.jpg)
(http://s4.live4fun.ru/pictures/s3img_66833084_2960_1.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1-25fHBGo-s/T0C828F04FI/AAAAAAAAAtk/iXW62f3xqzA/s400/funny-pictures-snail-regrets-climbing-this-thorny-plant.jpg)
(http://favim.com/orig/201106/27/adorable-animal-cute-nature-photography-snail-Favim.com-84734.jpg)
lol repost
Actually, it's an entirely different picture, taken several hours later.
lolsnailsareslow
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/6138490626_52919dfbfc_z.jpg?w=560&h=399)
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/3905249995_54d0eceb6e_b.jpg)
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/snail_looking_down-556-_tphq.jpg)
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/34500/Baby-Snail-34960.jpg)
(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/dscn2135-2301.jpg)
many apologies to cuteoverload.com for hotlinking their shit, I'll go click some ads over there to make up for it.
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/056/0/a/baby_snail_by_juhho-d2u1r58.jpg)
(http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/162109-bigthumbnail.jpg)
(http://www.fadingad.com/blog/brooklyn/snails3.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2447/4070987061_b9e121cae4.jpg)
Quote from: navkat on April 13, 2012, 08:29:56 PM
I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 13, 2012, 02:27:09 PM
I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.
pictures, for the pervs:
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2979/028ip.jpg
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8143/029rb.jpg
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3816/030tk.jpg
Happy Friday!
Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 14, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?
:blush:
The actual talking in class part went really well. I didn't get to go into animal classifications (seven year olds are pretty intense about question time) but we covered observation, diet, care, some reproduction (not the head-penis, love dart stabbing, hermaphrodites part), and most of the anatomy. I also got to outline the basics of natural selection in regards to the stripe patterns, so really I think it was a win all around.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 14, 2012, 09:07:18 PM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 14, 2012, 08:29:57 PM
Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?
:blush:
The actual talking in class part went really well. I didn't get to go into animal classifications (seven year olds are pretty intense about question time) but we covered observation, diet, care, some reproduction (not the head-penis, love dart stabbing, hermaphrodites part), and most of the anatomy. I also got to outline the basics of natural selection in regards to the stripe patterns, so really I think it was a win all around.
<3
I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 15, 2012, 04:15:08 AM
<3
I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.
Wikipedia failed me on that one. Worms, of some sort?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 04:20:30 AM
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on April 15, 2012, 04:15:08 AM
<3
I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.
Wikipedia failed me on that one. Worms, of some sort?
Lophotrochozoa and Ecdyzoa are two of the major animal groups. The former includes mollusks. The latter includes insects.
I like to pretend there are rivalries between people interested in other groups. Mostly so I can say, "Mollusks eh? I see you have gone to the dark side..."
Cephalopods 4 LYFE
Molusks are less-likely to cause a hypersensitive histamine response but the second cousin of the cockroach is mighty tasty whn you boil a bunch of his brothers in some spices.
Molusks................2 points
Cephalopods.......10 lbs
Winnar: cephalopods
Cephalopods are a type of Mollusk, as are Gastropods.
Mollusk
- Gastropods: Snails, Slugs, Limpets, etc
- Cephalopods: Octopuses, Squid, Cuttlefish, Nautilus
- Bilvalves: Clams, Oysters, Mussels, etc
- and a bunch of other crappy classes no one cares about
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 04:06:00 PM
Cephalopods are a type of Mollusk, as are Gastropods.
Mollusk
- Gastropods: Snails, Slugs, Limpets, etc
- Cephalopods: Octopuses, Squid, Cuttlefish, Nautilus
- Bilvalves: Clams, Oysters, Mussels, etc
- and a bunch of other crappy classes no one cares about
oooooo...well, aren't you classist. Poor chitons. :(
I like chitons!
tentacles > *
Kaitin > Lots and lots of other stuff
Chillin is better than not having a greater than symbol.
Chitin > Chitlins
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 16, 2012, 03:17:28 AM
Chitin > Chitlins
(http://images03.olx.com/ui/2/46/57/32073957_1.jpg) > (http://www.blinkinblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chitlins.jpg)
Hmm. Looks like I'm vegetarian again.
There is now video. Also, NONE OF YOU KNOW BLUEBALLS LIKE MY SNAIL KNOWS BLUEBALLS.
Quote from: Nigel on April 15, 2012, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 15, 2012, 02:53:53 PM
Cephalopods 4 LYFE
Cephalopods are how you know you're really gangster.
For no apparent reason this made me laugh for at least a minute.
OMG SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS!
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 05:14:42 PM
OMG SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS SNAIL EGGS!
Yay! Soon, an explosion of snail babies!
THERE'S LIKE THIRTY EGGS IN THERE OMG OMG WAT DO???????
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 06:37:23 PM
THERE'S LIKE THIRTY EGGS IN THERE OMG OMG WAT DO???????
Are they exposed or buried? They should be kept warm (room temperature is fine) and moist, but probably not any moister than their habitat already is. What kind of substrate do they live on? If it's not something suitable for retaining moisture, I would get a bit of peat moss and moisten it with a spray bottle, then put the clutch in that to incubate. You should have babies in a few weeks.
Or else: http://www.caviarexpress.com/snail-caviar-50
ah good I was already wondering if you couldn't just eat them.
they're buried, we were digging around in the tank trying to do a snail census when we found them (nothing got bruised, thankfully). The substrate's just dirt from the yard, since we just picked them up from the garden, and it got seriously soaked through a week or so ago when I was an idiot and left the tank out in the rain for hours.
I'm trying to decide if we should shift the clutch over to another container to keep a better eye on them and protect them from all the adults. For now, we just reburied them and put everyone back in the tank.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 07:16:51 PM
they're buried, we were digging around in the tank trying to do a snail census when we found them (nothing got bruised, thankfully). The substrate's just dirt from the yard, since we just picked them up from the garden, and it got seriously soaked through a week or so ago when I was an idiot and left the tank out in the rain for hours.
I'm trying to decide if we should shift the clutch over to another container to keep a better eye on them and protect them from all the adults. For now, we just reburied them and put everyone back in the tank.
I don't think you have to worry about protecting them... they should be fine in there. Most snails don't eat each other. But if you want to have a separate snail nursery for the babies instead of having 30 eensy, unmanageable, fragile snails cruising around the adult tank, moving them now is a good idea.
not worried about eating, worried about climbing on and squishing. It's a bit crowded in there already.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
not worried about eating, worried about climbing on and squishing. It's a bit crowded in there already.
I don't think squishing is a big issue with snails, but crowding could be a hell of a problem after they hatch.
I keep saying I'm going to release a whole bunch of them, and then I never do :(
Successful transfer! Only squished two eggs (hopefully those were the ones that were gonna fail anyway) :oops:
Hopefully you will post a ton of pics when these bad boys hatch!
[meatwad]I'm gonna[/meatwad]
SPRING IS HERE, SNAILFUCKERS!
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/496/045ts.jpg)
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8714/047dp.jpg)
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6531/052py.jpg)
I WILL FUCK THAT SNAIL. She's a dirty little pulmonate gastropod mollusc.
DELICIOUS SNAILS!
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 23, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
(http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6531/052py.jpg)
Is that the cover of a Barry White cd?
I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 23, 2013, 06:26:26 PM
I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.
Mahjdiqueel PUA crowd. "PUT THIS IN YOUR MOJO!!!!!"
Quote from: stelz on April 23, 2013, 06:41:14 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 23, 2013, 06:26:26 PM
I think I should harvest love darts for ridiculous purposes.
Mahjdiqueel PUA crowd. "PUT THIS IN YOUR MOJO!!!!!"
EHMEHGERD YEEES!
by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.
Quote"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis. The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
by MOJO, you mean their genitals, i'm hoping.
Quote"The hormones coating the gypsobelum, or 'love dart' of the common Helix Pomatia has been proven an effective erectile enhancement in human subjects when pierced into the shaft of the penis. The effect lasts for approximately four hours and adds a girth greater than that of pharmaceutical ED medications."
-some impressive sounding journal
Well yeah, but let them infer "charm bag" until it's TOO LATE.
"Greater girth." For some reason that is making me laugh like a lunatic. :lulz:
The ones here are grove snails (Cepaea nemoralis), and the darts are too fragile to pierce human skin, especially after they've been sucking on them for a while. The best way to do something like this would be grinding it into a powder and convincing people to put it in a drink or lotion. I don't think the snails here could possibly be carrying anything that could infect humans, but it wouldn't hurt to cook the darts long enough to murder anything that might be living on them.
hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 09:42:46 PM
hm... that's a shame, because the idea of some PUA explaining to the emergency room receptionist why he has a snail dart stuck in his dick is really golden.
I could look into the GALS love dart situation? They're not allowed in the US, but some folks keep them in the UK.
it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.
of course this could simply be a two birds/one stone thing!
we could enjoy the yuks of PUAs sticking snail barbs in their cocks while also helping to rid FL of an invasive species.
it doesn't look like the giant ones use love darts at all :(
On the plus side, this page is awesome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 23, 2013, 09:55:44 PM
it is my understanding that they have got a foothold in FL. in flagrant violation of our laws on mollusk immigration.
It should be criminalized.
For the children.