Snail Fucking

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I had to google "Po'bucker" which makes me feel really stupid.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28577.0

[Kai]

I'm going into my daughter's class today to teach them about snails (and through snails, things like animal classifications, observation, and other sciencey goodness). I opened up the tank full of snails to clean it out some, and I find two of the adults going at it on the wall.

pictures, for the pervs:
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2979/028ip.jpg
http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/8143/029rb.jpg
http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/3816/030tk.jpg


Happy Friday!

Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?

:blush:

The actual talking in class part went really well. I didn't get to go into animal classifications (seven year olds are pretty intense about question time) but we covered observation, diet, care, some reproduction (not the head-penis, love dart stabbing, hermaphrodites part), and most of the anatomy. I also got to outline the basics of natural selection in regards to the stripe patterns, so really I think it was a win all around.

[Kai]

Jesus Christ, Gogira. Who are you and when can I have your children?

:blush:

The actual talking in class part went really well. I didn't get to go into animal classifications (seven year olds are pretty intense about question time) but we covered observation, diet, care, some reproduction (not the head-penis, love dart stabbing, hermaphrodites part), and most of the anatomy. I also got to outline the basics of natural selection in regards to the stripe patterns, so really I think it was a win all around.

<3

I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

<3

I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.

Wikipedia failed me on that one. Worms, of some sort?

[Kai]

<3

I mean, they're Lophotrochozoans, not Ecdyzoans, but they're still infinitely cooler than vertebrates.

Wikipedia failed me on that one. Worms, of some sort?

Lophotrochozoa and Ecdyzoa are two of the major animal groups. The former includes mollusks. The latter includes insects.

I like to pretend there are rivalries between people interested in other groups. Mostly so I can say, "Mollusks eh? I see you have gone to the dark side..."

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Cephalopods 4 LYFE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cephalopods 4 LYFE

Cephalopods are how you know you're really gangster.

[navkat]

Molusks are less-likely to cause a hypersensitive histamine response but the second cousin of the cockroach is mighty tasty whn you boil a bunch of his brothers in some spices.
Molusks................2 points
Cephalopods.......10 lbs

Winnar: cephalopods

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Cephalopods are a type of Mollusk, as are Gastropods.

Mollusk

• Gastropods: Snails, Slugs, Limpets, etc
• Cephalopods: Octopuses, Squid, Cuttlefish, Nautilus
• Bilvalves: Clams, Oysters, Mussels, etc
• and a bunch of other crappy classes no one cares about

[Kai]

Cephalopods are a type of Mollusk, as are Gastropods.

Mollusk

• Gastropods: Snails, Slugs, Limpets, etc
• Cephalopods: Octopuses, Squid, Cuttlefish, Nautilus
• Bilvalves: Clams, Oysters, Mussels, etc
• and a bunch of other crappy classes no one cares about

oooooo...well, aren't you classist. Poor chitons.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like chitons!

[navkat]

DOH!

I like chitons!

With drawn butter, pls.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

tentacles > *

[Kai]

tentacles > *

Chitin > all else.

And no, I didn't misspell that.