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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:24:12 PM

Title: I would like to point out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:24:12 PM
...that this product exists. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001F2B3P8/ref=as_li_ss_tl?camp=1789&ie=UTF8&creative=390957
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:32:47 PM
What are the crossbars on the front? They look like battery compartments.... :horrormirth:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001F2B3P8/ref=dp_otherviews_z_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&img=1

It has pictures.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:34:18 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:32:47 PM
What are the crossbars on the front? They look like battery compartments.... :horrormirth:

I don't know, but the idea that the guy is holding it in his mouth like a giant binky while shaving around it is making me  :lol:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:36:49 PM
A manly man.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001F2B3P8/ref=dp_otherviews_z_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&img=1

It has pictures.  :lulz:

That guy's beard is solid all the way up to his bottom lip. It's like carpet. And it's Chuck Norris red.  :lol:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:42:37 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:36:49 PM
A manly man.  :lulz:

Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 04:33:03 PM
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001F2B3P8/ref=dp_otherviews_z_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&img=1

It has pictures.  :lulz:

That guy's beard is solid all the way up to his bottom lip. It's like carpet. And it's Chuck Norris red.  :lol:

I accidentally zoomed in.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

How would a person hold -

Never mind.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:56:50 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

How would a person hold -

Never mind.  :lulz:

I have specially trained midgets.
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

Each of my cheeks needs a Kaiser Bill mustache.
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

Each of my cheeks needs a Kaiser Bill mustache.

:lulz: Yes. Yes they do.
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: hirley0 on April 19, 2012, 05:50:11 PM
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Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

Dude, if I could do that goatse thing, Jan Brewer would have a new hat.
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 19, 2012, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

:spit:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 19, 2012, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

Dude, if I could do that goatse thing, Jan Brewer would have a new hat.


Oh lordy...  :horrormirth: :lulz:
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 07:29:28 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 19, 2012, 07:26:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 19, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 19, 2012, 05:18:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 04:43:27 PM
I wonder if they make those templates in ass-shapes?

Oh dear mother of god!

I did actually read the title as 'Goatse template' when i first saw it...

Dude, if I could do that goatse thing, Jan Brewer would have a new hat.


Oh lordy...  :horrormirth: :lulz:

I try to be creative when expressing my displeasure with my government.
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 21, 2012, 07:38:55 AM
I visualized that. :eek: Then giggled. Asshat.

This is also a thing: http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-Plaid-Dust-Mop-Slippers/dp/B0007916KM/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1334990195&sr=1-1

It made me laugh.
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 21, 2012, 08:28:15 AM
For the fetish faction of ebay shoppers "VINTAGE Thigh High Stockings Hose Nylons Well Worn Used lingerie (http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-Thigh-High-Stockings-Hose-Nylons-Well-Worn-Used-lingerie-/330717813258?pt=Vintage_Women_s_Clothing&hash=item4d00515a0a) I look after the desires and fantasies of the connoisseur of well worn's, offering YOU beautiful sexy lingerie." They're trashed and the bidding is up to  $10.99 :lulz:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/KGrHqZiwE9T2big3BPij5I5MO60_12.jpg)
Title: Re: I would like to point out...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2012, 07:42:09 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 21, 2012, 08:28:15 AM
For the fetish faction of ebay shoppers "VINTAGE Thigh High Stockings Hose Nylons Well Worn Used lingerie (http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-Thigh-High-Stockings-Hose-Nylons-Well-Worn-Used-lingerie-/330717813258?pt=Vintage_Women_s_Clothing&hash=item4d00515a0a) I look after the desires and fantasies of the connoisseur of well worn's, offering YOU beautiful sexy lingerie." They're trashed and the bidding is up to  $10.99 :lulz:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/Stella01904/KGrHqZiwE9T2big3BPij5I5MO60_12.jpg)

That's incredible!  :lol: