Richter is actually Charles Bronson with the serial number filed off.
Nigel doesn't actually have any skin.
That's why she needs yours.
Yul Brynner, Sinatra, and the Duke never died. They were all subject to a totally immoral organ transplant scheme at death's door. The result was Dok Howl.
Phox is smiling for a REASON.
Hoopla closed 30,000 manufacturing plants and gave all the jobs to Mexico.
Murphy's Law wasn't invented by Murphy. It was invented by his brother.
PD is like one of those cheap, touristy wild west stunt shows where fake cowboys shoot each other with blanks and fall off of
hotel roofs into heaps of hay, and get shot off of their horses and are dragged down the street with their foot caught in the
stirrup.
The only difference is that there's no one on the PA system to tell us when the show is over and we should all move along.
Kai gives H.R Giger nightmares.
US Military planed to create a "telecommunications shield" in the ionosphere, reported in 13-20 August 1961, Keesings Historisch Archief (K.H.A.). This shield would be created "in the ionosphere at 3,000 km height, by bringing into orbit 350,000 million copper needles, each 2-4 cm long (total weight 16 kg), forming a belt 10 km thick and 40 km wide, the needles spaced about 100 m apart."
This was designed to replace the ionosphere "because telecommunications are impaired by magnetic storms and solar flares". The US planned to add to the number of copper needles if the experiment proved to be successful. This plan was strongly opposed by the International Union of Astronomers.
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 28, 2012, 04:28:48 AM
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:
It's hard to explain how stupid the military used to be.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 28, 2012, 04:28:48 AM
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:
It's hard to explain how stupid the military used to be.
They funded an amazing amount of SCIENCE for the purposes of defense or espionage. Howard Hughes and Bob Ballard were in on a lot of it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2012, 04:29:45 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 28, 2012, 04:28:48 AM
That's terrifying! :horrormirth:
It's hard to explain how stupid the military used to be.
Needles circling earth in almost space. It's hard to get stupider than that.
What was even the POINT of that? I mean REALLY??
In other news, I'm going to destroy all of your childhoods1...For SCIENCE!
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/bazooka_joe_comic_02.jpg)
1 May not apply to people born after the paleolithic era.
:lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2012, 04:40:24 AM
In other news, I'm going to destroy all of your childhoods1...For SCIENCE!
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/bazooka_joe_comic_02.jpg)
1 May not apply to people born after the paleolithic era.
:horrormirth:
The sad thing is, it's not only funnier but probably makes more sense than whatever it originally said.
Quote from: Nigel on April 28, 2012, 09:40:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 28, 2012, 04:40:24 AM
In other news, I'm going to destroy all of your childhoods1...For SCIENCE!
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/bazooka_joe_comic_02.jpg)
1 May not apply to people born after the paleolithic era.
:horrormirth:
The sad thing is, it's not only funnier but probably makes more sense than whatever it originally said.
Dogpeen.
I always wondered how that kids eye got put out.
FACT: I can yell "WAKE UP, YOU FOOLS!" in my sleep.
FACT: Coyote is actually the incarnation of an ancient fertility god. His massive phallus, mammary glands, and horns remain tactfully hidden.
FACT: Dok Howl is the only person in the world required to have a hazard diamond tattooed on his body. His is also the only known hazard diamond to have a rating of 7 for Health Hazard.
Quote from: Cainad on April 30, 2012, 08:46:04 PM
FACT: Dok Howl is the only person in the world required to have a hazard diamond tattooed on his body. His is also the only known hazard diamond to have a rating of 7 for Health Hazard.
Joke's on OSHA, though.
Nobody can see the tattoo because of hair, so I get to spread my lovin' anyway.
FACT: Nigel bungee jumps using concertina wire as a bungee.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 06:52:24 PM
FACT: Nigel bungee jumps using concertina wire as a bungee.
FACT: She also sometimes uses the intestines of hipsters.
FACT: I am the most TOLERANT, KINDLY, CHARITABLE AND COMPASSIONATE motherfucker that ever lived so SHUT UP. I call them as I see them and if they look like sacks of puke and smell like sacks of puke then sacks of puke they are, and I DO mean YOU. But that doesn't mean I don't have endless compassion for you. Fuckers.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 07:57:19 PM
FACT: I am the most TOLERANT, KINDLY, CHARITABLE AND COMPASSIONATE motherfucker that ever lived so SHUT UP. I call them as I see them and if they look like sacks of puke and smell like sacks of puke then sacks of puke they are, and I DO mean YOU. But that doesn't mean I don't have endless compassion for you. Fuckers.
Proof of the above: Just yesterday, I personally was
doing like I do as if it was no big thing at all, and Dok
didn't hit me with the orbital laser cannon. The restraint and reserve necessary for that is unparalleled.
Quote from: Cainad on May 02, 2012, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 02, 2012, 07:57:19 PM
FACT: I am the most TOLERANT, KINDLY, CHARITABLE AND COMPASSIONATE motherfucker that ever lived so SHUT UP. I call them as I see them and if they look like sacks of puke and smell like sacks of puke then sacks of puke they are, and I DO mean YOU. But that doesn't mean I don't have endless compassion for you. Fuckers.
Proof of the above: Just yesterday, I personally was doing like I do as if it was no big thing at all, and Dok didn't hit me with the orbital laser cannon. The restraint and reserve necessary for that is unparalleled.
That, or the main breaker tripped
1. One or the other.
1 Because, as we know, EVERYTHING DEFAULTS TO MAIN.
SCRIPTURE!
FACT: Cainad's facial hair has been featured in more episodes of America's Most Wanted than John Walsh.
FACT: Discordianism is an allergic reaction to the excesses of the 21st century. Like most allergic reactions, it actually does more damage than the condition it's reacting to.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 03, 2012, 05:48:34 PM
FACT: Discordianism is an allergic reaction to the excesses of the 21st century. Like most allergic reactions, it actually does more damage than the condition it's reacting to.
This has some actual truth in it. :lol:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 03, 2012, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 03, 2012, 05:48:34 PM
FACT: Discordianism is an allergic reaction to the excesses of the 21st century. Like most allergic reactions, it actually does more damage than the condition it's reacting to.
This has some actual truth in it. :lol:
Of course it does. It's SCIENCE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 03, 2012, 05:53:58 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 03, 2012, 05:51:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 03, 2012, 05:48:34 PM
FACT: Discordianism is an allergic reaction to the excesses of the 21st century. Like most allergic reactions, it actually does more damage than the condition it's reacting to.
This has some actual truth in it. :lol:
Of course it does. It's SCIENCE.
SCIENCE!