Principia Discordia

Spray-on bed liner is for pick up trucks.  ONLY for trucks.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Does this mean I won't be getting the deposit back on my apartment?

Do you know how hard it is to set up 75 square yards of neoprene tarpaulin?

I mean, the sun's already coming up by the time the last concrete screw is in place.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:11:21 PM
Do you know how hard it is to set up 75 square yards of neoprene tarpaulin?

I mean, the sun's already coming up by the time the last concrete screw is in place.

Oh, I understand THAT bit.

But creating "LMNO's House of Wax" with Rhino liner and Connecticut spags is fucking inexcusable.  They can't help being what they are.

How, then, do you propose that he prevent the damage that his frequent abuses cause?
Furthermore, what should he do to prevent the unintentional sliding that occurs when the vibrations from the poultry depilator start to really ramp up?

You can now drive a monster truck over Cainad without doing any harm to him at all.

But seriously...AIR HOLES.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:17:17 PM
You can now drive a monster truck over Cainad without doing any harm to him at all.

But seriously...AIR HOLES.

ARE FOR SISSIES.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:48:00 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:17:17 PM
You can now drive a monster truck over Cainad without doing any harm to him at all.

But seriously...AIR HOLES.

ARE FOR SISSIES.

He's probably already dead in there, NOT THAT YOU CARE.

You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:59:42 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Sunlight also kills us, or transforms us. I forget which.

Wait... how did Cainad get in there?  I must have been confused with all that sideburn hair.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 09:04:12 PM
Wait... how did Cainad get in there?  I must have been confused with all that sideburn hair.

:lulz:
SINCE WHEN HAVE I HAD SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:03:51 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:59:42 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Sunlight also kills us, or transforms us. I forget which.

I think it just cooks your protective cover of slime off, and then you turn into tanning room lady.

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:04:46 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 09:04:12 PM
Wait... how did Cainad get in there?  I must have been confused with all that sideburn hair.

:lulz:
SINCE WHEN HAVE I HAD SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN THE BOX!

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 09:04:53 PM

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:03:51 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:59:42 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Sunlight also kills us, or transforms us. I forget which.

I think it just cooks your protective cover of slime off, and then you turn into tanning room lady.

That would imply that a) we have something under the slime and b) that we are all Italians deep down in side.

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:08:30 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 09:04:53 PM

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:03:51 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:59:42 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Sunlight also kills us, or transforms us. I forget which.

I think it just cooks your protective cover of slime off, and then you turn into tanning room lady.

That would imply that a) we have something under the slime and b) that we are all Italians deep down in side.

No, Italians don't die when you put salt on them.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 09:09:22 PM

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:08:30 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 09:04:53 PM

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 07, 2012, 09:03:51 PM

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2012, 08:59:42 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 07, 2012, 08:57:45 PM
You can't kill coyote... he will only return stronger than I can ever comprehend.

You may notice that I was talking about CAINAD.

Coyote is a Welshman from Seattle.  He doesn't NEED air holes, because REAL air KILLS him.  They require smog or coal smoke, and lots of it.

Sunlight also kills us, or transforms us. I forget which.

I think it just cooks your protective cover of slime off, and then you turn into tanning room lady.

That would imply that a) we have something under the slime and b) that we are all Italians deep down in side.

No, Italians don't die when you put salt on them.

No, we just bloat and get BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!



   
   
   

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