Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 12:45:01 AM

Title: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 12:45:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFhA_sL38c&feature=player_embedded

Stop ruining America.

"Some women can make logical decisions.  But most cannot."

"It's not in women to be able to handle power."

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU LIBERAL HUSSIES, STOP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
OMG.

FILLED WITH RAGE AND I'M LESS THAN TWO MINUTES IN.

:crankey:
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
OMG.

FILLED WITH RAGE AND I'M LESS THAN TWO MINUTES IN.

:crankey:

That's because women are emotional creatures. 

:whack:
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 12:59:27 AM
Back when MEN ran everything, they were STRONG and made GOOD DECISIONS.

Like World War I, for example.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Juana on May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2012, 01:02:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
OMG.

FILLED WITH RAGE AND I'M LESS THAN TWO MINUTES IN.

:crankey:

That's because women are emotional creatures. 

:whack:

:lol:
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.

I'm kind of liking this. It makes me feel (we don't think, we FEEL all these UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS THAT MAKE MODERN MEN SCARED OF US) like we're being effective.  :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:05:31 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!

I like the ruined America better.

Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:06:03 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!

WHERE'S MY FREE RUBBERS?????  :argh!:
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:06:48 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:06:03 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!

WHERE'S MY FREE RUBBERS?????  :argh!:

Remember, ladies:  Every time you get off, Jesus cries lava onto 3rd world children.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.

We men also are responsible for the Phillipine-American War.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it let your husband smoke it.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

From Wikipedia: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

fROM wIKIPEDIA: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"

Check out her last words, at the link.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:12:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

fROM wIKIPEDIA: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"

Check out her last words, at the link.

What a trooper.  :lulz:
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Juana on May 10, 2012, 02:31:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.

We men also are responsible for the Phillipine-American War.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it let your husband smoke it.
Definitely a war America won!
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 03:27:49 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 02:31:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.

We men also are responsible for the Phillipine-American War.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it let your husband smoke it.
Definitely a war America won!

250,000 murdered Fillipinos can't be wrong!

"Kill everyone over the age of 10."
- US General Al Smith
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Luna on May 10, 2012, 03:32:50 AM
I feel like I lost about 50 IQ points from watching that shit.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Don Coyote on May 10, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
The 'good old days' that dude said that. Weren't the 'good old days' also the same days that white men hung black men for speaking out of place or looking at white women?
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Juana on May 10, 2012, 04:12:50 AM
Oh yes indeed it was.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2012, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

fROM wIKIPEDIA: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"

Check out her last words, at the link.

UPPITY WOMAN!
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 10, 2012, 07:53:57 AM
I like the word "uppity". Doesn't just imply, but loudly proclaims, "I DESERVE RESPECTFUL TREATMENT AS AN EQUAL HUMAN BEING"

Uppity bitches.
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on May 10, 2012, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 10, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
The 'good old days' that dude said that. Weren't the 'good old days' also the same days that white men hung black men for speaking out of place or looking at white women?

I know I shouldn't be underestimating human stupidity, but that's what I don't get. Might as well be saying "Things were so much better before black people had the power to vote and own property, etc. They can't be trusted in positions of power because of their untamed nature."

(No, that's not what I think, just how I see the comparison)
Title: Re: NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2012, 12:53:41 AM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on May 10, 2012, 05:13:37 PM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 10, 2012, 03:48:42 AM
The 'good old days' that dude said that. Weren't the 'good old days' also the same days that white men hung black men for speaking out of place or looking at white women?

I know I shouldn't be underestimating human stupidity, but that's what I don't get. Might as well be saying "Things were so much better before black people had the power to vote and own property, etc. They can't be trusted in positions of power because of their untamed nature."

(No, that's not what I think, just how I see the comparison)

BUT HE JUST WANTS THE WIMMEN TO SHUT UP AND CLEAN HIS HOUSE AND SUCK HIS DICK! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?????