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NIGEL! STELLA! STOP RUINING AMERICA!

Started by Doktor Howl, May 10, 2012, 12:45:01 AM

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Doktor Howl

May 10, 2012, 12:45:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeFhA_sL38c&feature=player_embedded

Stop ruining America.

"Some women can make logical decisions.  But most cannot."

"It's not in women to be able to handle power."

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU LIBERAL HUSSIES, STOP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
May 10, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
OMG.

FILLED WITH RAGE AND I'M LESS THAN TWO MINUTES IN.

:crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#2
May 10, 2012, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
OMG.

FILLED WITH RAGE AND I'M LESS THAN TWO MINUTES IN.

:crankey:

That's because women are emotional creatures. 

:whack:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3
May 10, 2012, 12:59:27 AM
Back when MEN ran everything, they were STRONG and made GOOD DECISIONS.

Like World War I, for example.
Molon Lube

Juana

#4
May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 10, 2012, 01:02:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 12:57:04 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
OMG.

FILLED WITH RAGE AND I'M LESS THAN TWO MINUTES IN.

:crankey:

That's because women are emotional creatures. 

:whack:

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.

I'm kind of liking this. It makes me feel (we don't think, we FEEL all these UNCONTROLLABLE EMOTIONS THAT MAKE MODERN MEN SCARED OF US) like we're being effective.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#9
May 10, 2012, 01:05:31 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!

I like the ruined America better.

Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
May 10, 2012, 01:06:03 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!

WHERE'S MY FREE RUBBERS?????  :argh!:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#11
May 10, 2012, 01:06:48 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:06:03 AM
Quote from: FUCK OFF on May 10, 2012, 01:04:10 AM
AT LEAST WE'RE RUINING AMERICA RIGHT!

WHERE'S MY FREE RUBBERS?????  :argh!:

Remember, ladies:  Every time you get off, Jesus cries lava onto 3rd world children.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#12
May 10, 2012, 01:07:46 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 10, 2012, 01:02:05 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: We should let men get back to making decisions like that again, I guess.

We men also are responsible for the Phillipine-American War.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it let your husband smoke it.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

From Wikipedia: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#14
May 10, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:09:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2012, 01:04:38 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 10, 2012, 01:03:03 AM
Well yeah. And women were ASHAMED of sex, like we OUGHTA BE. Like Mae West.


AND TALLULAH BANKHEAD!

fROM wIKIPEDIA: "In 1933, Bankhead nearly died following a five-hour emergency hysterectomy due to venereal disease. Only 70 pounds (32 kg) when she left the hospital, she stoically said to her doctor, "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!"

Check out her last words, at the link.
Molon Lube
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