They TOLD you not to do it!
You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?
I did it for SCIENCE, god damn it! Bad things are supposed to happen when you SCIENCE.
I didn't think anyone was watching, then one thing led to another and now the ceiling's all goopy :(
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!
You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?
And why can't I make it go BACKWARDS?
I don't remember a THING!
What LAST TIME? What BAD THINGS? What did I DO?
WHERE am I, anyway?
and WHO are you?
and WHO am I?
and WHAT are these five branched meatsticks protruding from this flesh heap pounding into this plastic device turning my thoughts into glowing pixels?
and what is TIME?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!
fuck 'em
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
fuck their rules
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?
vaguely
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?
All the reasons above. Plus I was drunk. And it was a double dog dare.
HOW THE HELL COULD I NOT DO IT? :argh!:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!
You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?
None of that has ever stopped me before. It probably won't stop me next time either.
And I'm not cleaning it up this time, either.
Why do I do anything, Dok? I wanted to see what happened if I did it (again, yes, I know).
Also? Totally worth it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!
You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!
The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?
WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?
Because ten seconds of seeing all their faces sharing the same desperate, confused look is worth every minute of hard time, and probably more.
I was just following a lawful order.
I DID IT CUZ THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL :fap:
Because the second-rate toilets at work can only handle so much.
Richter made me do it.
I want to see if I can achieve Level 7 this time!
it was GOD's will!
HE put me here, anything I do is HIS fault.
if HE wanted the carpets deloused and cleansed of effluvia, HE would have sent someone already
That smell is the physical embodiment of the Grace of God in your nose.
Do you not want the Grace of God in you?
I did it under duress! Chloe held a gun to my head and said "DO IT OR DIE CAPITALIST SCUM!"
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2012, 12:29:43 PM
Richter made me do it.
Some Richter trivia:
"Richter" is German for "judge".
The Richter magnitude scale was developed in 1935 by Charles F. Richter.
Sviatoslav Teofilovich Richter was a Soviet pianist
There was a family named Richter among the original German settlers in my home town.
An old man once told me that "Them Richter boys used to wipe their ass with a sharp rock".
Gerhard Richter is a German visual artist.
I disavow, repudiate, and spit upon the above post. Lies, lies, lies, and filth!
I blame google.
Except for the sharp rock. :lulz: