Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

Title: What the HELL?
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 11, 2012, 02:18:40 PM
I did it for SCIENCE, god damn it! Bad things are supposed to happen when you SCIENCE.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on May 11, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
I didn't think anyone was watching, then one thing led to another and now the ceiling's all goopy :(
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Triple Zero on May 11, 2012, 02:52:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?

And why can't I make it go BACKWARDS?

I don't remember a THING!

What LAST TIME? What BAD THINGS? What did I DO?

WHERE am I, anyway?

and WHO are you?

and WHO am I?

and WHAT are these five branched meatsticks protruding from this flesh heap pounding into this plastic device turning my thoughts into glowing pixels?

and what is TIME?
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 11, 2012, 03:26:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!


fuck 'em


Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!


fuck their rules


Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?


vaguely


Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?


All the reasons above. Plus I was drunk. And it was a double dog dare.

HOW THE HELL COULD I NOT DO IT?  :argh!:
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Luna on May 11, 2012, 07:09:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?

None of that has ever stopped me before.  It probably won't stop me next time either.

And I'm not cleaning it up this time, either.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Juana on May 11, 2012, 07:30:52 PM
Why do I do anything, Dok? I wanted to see what happened if I did it (again, yes, I know).


Also? Totally worth it.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on May 11, 2012, 08:37:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?

Because ten seconds of seeing all their faces sharing the same desperate, confused look is worth every minute of hard time, and probably more.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Don Coyote on May 11, 2012, 08:58:46 PM
I was just following a lawful order.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2012, 10:19:19 PM
I DID IT CUZ THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL  :fap:
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 12, 2012, 03:45:02 AM
Because the second-rate toilets at work can only handle so much.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Luna on May 12, 2012, 12:29:43 PM
Richter made me do it.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: AFK on May 12, 2012, 02:34:42 PM
I want to see if I can achieve Level 7 this time!
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Forsooth on May 12, 2012, 06:44:47 PM
it was GOD's will!

HE put me here, anything I do is HIS fault.

if HE wanted the carpets deloused and cleansed of effluvia, HE would have sent someone already

That smell is the physical embodiment of the Grace of God in your nose.

Do you not want the Grace of God in you?
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: AnarChloe on May 12, 2012, 11:33:20 PM
I did it under duress! Chloe held a gun to my head and said "DO IT OR DIE CAPITALIST SCUM!"
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 28, 2012, 08:32:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 12, 2012, 12:29:43 PM
Richter made me do it.

Some Richter trivia:

"Richter" is German for "judge".

The Richter magnitude scale was developed in 1935 by Charles F. Richter.

Sviatoslav Teofilovich Richter was a Soviet pianist

There was a family named Richter among the original German settlers in my home town.

An old man once told me that "Them Richter boys used to wipe their ass with a sharp rock".

Gerhard Richter is a German visual artist.
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Epimetheus on May 28, 2012, 09:57:56 PM
I disavow, repudiate, and spit upon the above post. Lies, lies, lies, and filth!
Title: Re: What the HELL?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 28, 2012, 10:00:22 PM
I blame google.
Except for the sharp rock.  :lulz: