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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:26:24 AM

Title: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:26:24 AM
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/family-friends-of-shooting-victim-recall-a-loving-teen-ps5kvgi-156849655.html
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 02:43:10 AM


WELL

          we do have MilwaukIE, here in Oregon, which is essentially the very, very South side of Portland. But since NIGEL never leaves her office, she may be unaware of that.

I, HOWEVER

          left milwaukEE, wisconsin in 1996, to be here in portland.

MILWAUKEE

          is a rough n tumble joint. it is very, very segregated and racial tension there is epic. somehow, street violence has only grown over the last ten years. friends back home talk about muggings and random shootings in a manner which is obviously growing and equally difficult to wrap yer head around. violence is simply escalating daily. that's a horrible situation. that old guy is obviously cracked and that kids family is undoubtably destroyed right now. i hate stories like that.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:08:05 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 02:43:10 AM


WELL

          we do have MilwaukIE, here in Oregon, which is essentially the very, very South side of Portland. But since NIGEL never leaves her office, she may be unaware of that.

I, HOWEVER

          left milwaukEE, wisconsin in 1996, to be here in portland.

MILWAUKEE

          is a rough n tumble joint. it is very, very segregated and racial tension there is epic. somehow, street violence has only grown over the last ten years. friends back home talk about muggings and random shootings in a manner which is obviously growing and equally difficult to wrap yer head around. violence is simply escalating daily. that's a horrible situation. that old guy is obviously cracked and that kids family is undoubtably destroyed right now. i hate stories like that.

Oh, I know.  I regularly did business in Milwaukee, Grafton, Green Bay, and Steven's Point.

I know Milwaukee well.

And it's not the old guy that's cracked, it's the whole fucking city.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 03:09:34 AM
When I looked up Milwaukee, the crime rate was something like 600 times the national average.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:10:46 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 03:09:34 AM
When I looked up Milwaukee, the crime rate was something like 600 times the national average.

WELL

      My theory is that the problem is caused by either the water

OR

      The Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha.  It's the worst place on Earth, ever.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 08:52:16 AM
I would like to go to that.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.

DUUUUUUDE

Now I HAVE to go there.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.

DUUUUUUDE

Now I HAVE to go there.

Pics and a full report, I hope.  :lol:

It looks like a Buccee's and Stuckey's mashup. With CHEESE.
I hope it has the Stuckey's souvenier toilet humor items interspersed with pictures of Jesus.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 05:26:47 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.

DUUUUUUDE

Now I HAVE to go there.

Pics and a full report, I hope.  :lol:

It looks like a Buccee's and Stuckey's mashup. With CHEESE.
I hope it has the Stuckey's souvenier toilet humor items interspersed with pictures of Jesus.

Stuckeys was an American institution.  They somehow exceeded 1970s airline food in sheer horror.

But the gift shop at Mars is one of THOSE places.  You can buy anything you'd ever want to give to someone that you had absolutely no attachment to or feelings for, whether it be love, hate, or whatever.  It is clean and well lit, and the products are displayed properly...And it's DISMAL ANYWAY.  It's like going to a Cracker Barrel restaurant/kitsch shop FOREVER, and that's just in the first 5 minutes.

Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 05:26:47 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.

DUUUUUUDE

Now I HAVE to go there.

Pics and a full report, I hope.  :lol:

It looks like a Buccee's and Stuckey's mashup. With CHEESE.
I hope it has the Stuckey's souvenier toilet humor items interspersed with pictures of Jesus.

Stuckeys was an American institution.  They somehow exceeded 1970s airline food in sheer horror.

But the gift shop at Mars is one of THOSE places.  You can buy anything you'd ever want to give to someone that you had absolutely no attachment to or feelings for, whether it be love, hate, or whatever.  It is clean and well lit, and the products are displayed properly...And it's DISMAL ANYWAY.  It's like going to a Cracker Barrel restaurant/kitsch shop FOREVER, and that's just in the first 5 minutes.

I've been fortunate enough to completely avoid Cracker Barrel. Is it worse than those places that cater to truckers?
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 05:50:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 05:26:47 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.

DUUUUUUDE

Now I HAVE to go there.

Pics and a full report, I hope.  :lol:

It looks like a Buccee's and Stuckey's mashup. With CHEESE.
I hope it has the Stuckey's souvenier toilet humor items interspersed with pictures of Jesus.

Stuckeys was an American institution.  They somehow exceeded 1970s airline food in sheer horror.

But the gift shop at Mars is one of THOSE places.  You can buy anything you'd ever want to give to someone that you had absolutely no attachment to or feelings for, whether it be love, hate, or whatever.  It is clean and well lit, and the products are displayed properly...And it's DISMAL ANYWAY.  It's like going to a Cracker Barrel restaurant/kitsch shop FOREVER, and that's just in the first 5 minutes.

I've been fortunate enough to completely avoid Cracker Barrel. Is it worse than those places that cater to truckers?

GO NOW.  You can't REALLY understand America without going to a Cracker Barrel.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 06:10:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 05:50:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 05:26:47 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.

DUUUUUUDE

Now I HAVE to go there.

Pics and a full report, I hope.  :lol:

It looks like a Buccee's and Stuckey's mashup. With CHEESE.
I hope it has the Stuckey's souvenier toilet humor items interspersed with pictures of Jesus.

Stuckeys was an American institution.  They somehow exceeded 1970s airline food in sheer horror.

But the gift shop at Mars is one of THOSE places.  You can buy anything you'd ever want to give to someone that you had absolutely no attachment to or feelings for, whether it be love, hate, or whatever.  It is clean and well lit, and the products are displayed properly...And it's DISMAL ANYWAY.  It's like going to a Cracker Barrel restaurant/kitsch shop FOREVER, and that's just in the first 5 minutes.

I've been fortunate enough to completely avoid Cracker Barrel. Is it worse than those places that cater to truckers?

GO NOW.  You can't REALLY understand America without going to a Cracker Barrel.

Oh Jesus FUCK (http://www.crackerbarrel.com/store/country-store-virtual-tour/).

We used to have a restaurant chain here called Oak Ridge. They all had faux-sagging roofs and a hillbilly theme.

This is like the assbaby of Oak Ridge, the Precious Moments Chapel and Little House On The Prairie. 
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 06:59:11 PM
But you have to GO.  You have to get the FULL EFFECT.

The people that go there because they LIKE it are the people of the smashed chromosome.  They must be identified, classified, and typed.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 07:35:44 PM
It looks like they have one in San Marcos and a few in SA, so research is probable at some point. 
But I don't think it's a good idea to consume anything there until it's established that nothing in the food MAKES people like that.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 07:36:44 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 07:35:44 PM
It looks like they have one in San Marcos and a few in SA, so research is probable at some point. 
But I don't think it's a good idea to consume anything there until it's established that nothing in the food MAKES people like that.

I ate at a Cracker Barrel in Lake Charles, LA, and I'm JUST FINE
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 13, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 07:36:44 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 07:35:44 PM
It looks like they have one in San Marcos and a few in SA, so research is probable at some point. 
But I don't think it's a good idea to consume anything there until it's established that nothing in the food MAKES people like that.

I ate at a Cracker Barrel in Lake Charles, LA, and I'm JUST FINE

You might have some genetic mutation that makes you immune to the Cracker Barrel Lobotomy Virus. This calls for further study.
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 08:13:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 05:26:47 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 13, 2012, 05:18:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 02:09:54 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on June 13, 2012, 04:26:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 03:13:41 AM
(http://www.boogaj.com/.a/6a00d83451ce9f69e20120a56d0198970b-320wi)

Causes 300 cases of death by kitsch per month.

HA HA!!

          somehow i've never actually gone there, but i love seeing it from the freeway. i guess it was my "flight" instinct. it's probably meant to thin the flood of visitors from illinois.

I drove past it for years.  Then one day, I made myself stop there.

It's fucking awful.  It's this horrible gift shop thing.  In the back, there's this depressing bar & grill that was once just tacky, but is now worn out and tacky.  It's like someone dropped Coney Island on Kenosha.  They make the worst bratwurst in America.

DUUUUUUDE

Now I HAVE to go there.

Pics and a full report, I hope.  :lol:

It looks like a Buccee's and Stuckey's mashup. With CHEESE.
I hope it has the Stuckey's souvenier toilet humor items interspersed with pictures of Jesus.

Stuckeys was an American institution.  They somehow exceeded 1970s airline food in sheer horror.

But the gift shop at Mars is one of THOSE places.  You can buy anything you'd ever want to give to someone that you had absolutely no attachment to or feelings for, whether it be love, hate, or whatever.  It is clean and well lit, and the products are displayed properly...And it's DISMAL ANYWAY.  It's like going to a Cracker Barrel restaurant/kitsch shop FOREVER, and that's just in the first 5 minutes.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Nigel, EOT: Your daily MILWAUKEE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2012, 08:14:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 13, 2012, 07:36:44 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 13, 2012, 07:35:44 PM
It looks like they have one in San Marcos and a few in SA, so research is probable at some point. 
But I don't think it's a good idea to consume anything there until it's established that nothing in the food MAKES people like that.

I ate at a Cracker Barrel in Lake Charles, LA, and I'm JUST FINE

:spittake: