Principia Discordia

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Bath salts for sure.

Then you can go crazy and bite the face off of the goddamn drugs thread.  No-one will blame you.

That's... uh, alright. Fuck it, why not?

I tried to ban myself but I couldn't figure it out, so disregard that option or it will be like voting libertarian...

...or just, you know, voting.

...sometimes...


...I like to use ellipses...

...

Ban everyone for 24 hours.

Better Idea:

Stick around.

I think you should combine the two most popular options and put bath salts up your dick.

Obviously, documentation will be necessary.

That.  do that.  IF necessary the found footage will become the basis of a "Zombie dick" horror film in two years

Quote from: Faust on June 20, 2012, 08:43:37 AM
Better Idea:

Stick around.

I vote for this one. 


Also, hiya! 

Also, bring back Hunter, Payne, Fred, and AKK, just for shits and shingles.

I think we actually banned AKK after his last reappearance. But it was like domestic violence, in that he MADE us do it.

Ah, okay so bring Laz back.  I'd love to discuss with him all of the latent Masonic content in Madagascar 3!

:lulz:

Oh jesus, I'd completely forgotten about that guy. :lulz:

Lol what?

Quote from: Twiddle Recall on June 20, 2012, 02:28:45 PM
Lol what?

He was this dude who came around in, I think 2007, who provided us with some interesting, read: woefully uninformed, critiques of the BIP pamphlet.  We came to find out he was "researching" to add content to his website which is closertogod.net


If you go to that site, if it is still up, you will see a section where he talks about all of these Masonic references in Ghostbusters.  Not satire, completely,serious.

Betcha he's having a blast with Lady Gaga videos.   :lulz:

Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 20, 2012, 02:48:49 PM

Quote from: Twiddle Recall on June 20, 2012, 02:28:45 PM
Lol what?

He was this dude who came around in, I think 2007, who provided us with some interesting, read: woefully uninformed, critiques of the BIP pamphlet.  We came to find out he was "researching" to add content to his website which is closertogod.net


If you go to that site, if it is still up, you will see a section where he talks about all of these Masonic references in Ghostbusters.  Not satire, completely,serious.

I still refuse to believe that, to this day. Do not attempt to convince me otherwise for success would result in me finding it absolutely necessary to kill every man, woman and child on the face of the planet using my own bare hands :argh!:

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2012, 02:51:32 PM

Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 20, 2012, 02:48:49 PM

Quote from: Twiddle Recall on June 20, 2012, 02:28:45 PM
Lol what?

He was this dude who came around in, I think 2007, who provided us with some interesting, read: woefully uninformed, critiques of the BIP pamphlet.  We came to find out he was "researching" to add content to his website which is closertogod.net


If you go to that site, if it is still up, you will see a section where he talks about all of these Masonic references in Ghostbusters.  Not satire, completely,serious.

I still refuse to believe that, to this day. Do not attempt to convince me otherwise for success would result in me finding it absolutely necessary to kill every man, woman and child on the face of the planet using my own bare hands :argh!:

Better get to it.

Quote from: Faust on June 20, 2012, 08:43:37 AM
Better Idea:

Stick around.

Was gonna say this. But there's a lot of good suggestions in this thread, you should try them all!

What happened to Ferd? I can't keep up with the name changes all the time, and it seems she's gone.

Quote from: The Dark Monk on June 24, 2012, 04:24:27 PM
What happened to Ferd? I can't keep up with the name changes all the time, and it seems she's gone.

Fred, hoopla, cramulus, the list goes on.

But Vex and TDM and TTM came back so there's sorta hoping.

Anyone know how Suu's doing these days, btw? She didn't actually flounce, did she?

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2012, 07:11:38 PM
But Vex and TDM and TTM came back so there's sorta hoping.

Anyone know how Suu's doing these days, btw? She didn't actually flounce, did she?

She's been on, now and again.  She's more of a facebook person, I gather.

Yes, I see her on fb almost every day.

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2012, 07:11:38 PM
But Vex and TDM and TTM came back so there's sorta hoping.

Anyone know how Suu's doing these days, btw? She didn't actually flounce, did she?

I want Hunter back


And moar Mang!   :argh!:

Okay that makes sense, I wasn't sure but I did get the idea she kind of slunk away when we deleted the OB. And of course hoping she's doing allright.

For no good reason, I miss Darth Cupcake.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
For no good reason, I miss Darth Cupcake.

I've missed her for a while.  She had a sense of humor I could appreciate.

OK, so I went and did some bath salts. I have to say that it's not even remotely worth it: First my nose and sinuses just felt awful, and then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell. Worst drug ever.

YOU KNOW WHO I MISS? GEORGE FUCKING ZIMMERMAN, THAT'S WHO.


I GUARANTEE IT.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2012, 03:39:49 AM
YOU KNOW WHO I MISS? GEORGE FUCKING ZIMMERMAN, THAT'S WHO.


I GUARANTEE IT.

Whatever happened to that guy anyway? AT LEAST BILLY MAYS HAS AN EXCUSE

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
OK, so I went and did some bath salts. I have to say that it's not even remotely worth it: First my nose and sinuses just felt awful, and then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell. Worst drug ever.

That's cause you're first su pposed to cut it with Soft Scrub!

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell

That sounds awesome.

Needs moar ZOMBIE  :zombie:

Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2012, 12:20:50 PM

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell

That sounds awesome.

Note: I spent half of this morning bagging up food that had been left in a fridge for 2-4 weeks, including a lot of salmon.

Lavender would be a huge improvement.

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
OK, so I went and did some bath salts. I have to say that it's not even remotely worth it: First my nose and sinuses just felt awful, and then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell. Worst drug ever.

I tried to do Special K but it clogged the hype. Then I tried to rock it up and smoke it but it wouldn't stay lit. Probably because of the fucking milk.

Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2012, 12:31:52 PM

Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2012, 12:20:50 PM

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 26, 2012, 03:04:35 AM
then everything smelled like lavender. It still smells like lavender, it's all I can fucking smell

That sounds awesome.

Note: I spent half of this morning bagging up food that had been left in a fridge for 2-4 weeks, including a lot of salmon.

Lavender would be a huge improvement.

I thought everybody knew the best way to get all zonked on aged salmon is intravenously?

Obviously you want to plug into an artery, not a vein.  It only works upstream.

:lulz:

Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 26, 2012, 07:17:51 PM
Obviously you want to plug into an artery, not a vein.  It only works upstream.

You son of a bitch.

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2012, 07:11:38 PM
But Vex and TDM and TTM came back so there's sorta hoping.

Anyone know how Suu's doing these days, btw? She didn't actually flounce, did she?

If you wanna get WAY old school, we recently reacquired Era Passing.

We did?  Damn.  Now that's going back a way.

Quote from: The Dark Monk on June 24, 2012, 04:24:27 PM
What happened to Ferd? I can't keep up with the name changes all the time, and it seems she's gone.

She is usually in the IRC channel. Discordia is too High School for her.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 26, 2012, 09:19:02 PM

Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 26, 2012, 07:17:51 PM
Obviously you want to plug into an artery, not a vein.  It only works upstream.

You son of a bitch.

There's more where that came from sparky! 


RWHN,
Bringing back Teh Pun.

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 26, 2012, 10:19:24 PM

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 25, 2012, 07:11:38 PM
But Vex and TDM and TTM came back so there's sorta hoping.

Anyone know how Suu's doing these days, btw? She didn't actually flounce, did she?

If you wanna get WAY old school, we recently reacquired Era Passing.

That must have been before my time, in a passed era, so to say.

Yeah, she was a regular from before the Glorious Revolution and Purge(tm). One of the ones that wasn't a batshit crazy asshole or a word-salad freak.

The hell. Even I don't remember Era Passing.

I mean, I was a dick at the time, but even so...

EraPassing was one of the first to call out The Mirror on their dickery, as I recall.