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Title: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Cuddlefish on July 04, 2012, 05:51:19 AM
The winner's suggestion will have a chance at becoming a band's name.

Umm...

GO?!
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 06:13:10 AM
Auntie Kryste

The Broken Laptops

Driving off the Bridge

Lead Singer and the Unsharpened Pencils

The Bad Acid Experience

Evil Guppies

The Goat of Wendy's

The Smelting Process

Liquid Stones

At

Maybe

Take a Number

Pour Me Another

The Named (pronounced nah-MEYD)

Eating Paint Chips

Chimps With Rude Hand Gestures

Chimney Weasel

The Failed Vasectomies

Cholecystectomy

The Tachyon Shits

Breakfast Burger

Door Number Four

Heads in the Sand
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 04, 2012, 06:50:31 AM
The Sleep Jerks
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Salty on July 04, 2012, 06:59:21 AM
Blistering Chicken Dicks

Crystal Pooter Fucks

Ambient Asses

Candied Buttsauce

The Thatch Whackers

Blackhole Fuckpig

Your Cat's Penis

The Shitting Oranges (actually I reserve the right to this one. Too awesome)

Sweaty Shirtlsleeves

That Face You Make When You Crack An Egg And It's A Bloody Yolk

Chairfuckers

Bloody Chairfuckers

Jagged Bloody Chairfuckers
 
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: navkat on July 04, 2012, 07:30:19 AM
Rhombus Tartcaek

Roger's Backhair

The Sex Snails

Wrath of Hustle

Midget Clown Rave

Legion of Nigel

Pention of Dispair

Angry Hooker Science Lab

Mullet Chop Haggis Fucker

Dentatia Fantastica

Anal Meat Funland
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 07:40:12 AM
Pyroclastic Iconoclastic

Orgiastic Plastic

Fantastic Oblast

Not So Fast Osteoblast

Wizard Casts Half-Assed

He Came Last At Half Past

No Rhymes Allowed

Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 07:44:02 AM
Gozery Beads, or conversely Decades of the Gozery
      \
(http://www.gbfans.com/images/store/511_327064208.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Salty on July 04, 2012, 07:48:03 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 07:44:02 AM
Gozery Beads, or conversely Decades of the Gozery
      \
(http://www.gbfans.com/images/store/511_327064208.jpg)
Can't...breathe.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Murmur on July 04, 2012, 07:52:11 AM
Self-Assured Dentists

Fallopian Pretzel

:eek:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 07:53:52 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 04, 2012, 07:48:03 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 07:44:02 AM
Gozery Beads, or conversely Decades of the Gozery
      \
(http://www.gbfans.com/images/store/511_327064208.jpg)
Can't...breathe.

This is what happens when you catch a glimpse of something from a previous religion in the corner of your room.   :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on July 04, 2012, 08:15:33 AM
Richard M. Nixon's Festering Corpse
The Icelandic Banana Farm
The Homeopathic Solution
Swat Valley String Band
The Assassinated Buddhas
Plush Panda Paranoia
Doktor Proktor and his Magic Gonads
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Salty on July 04, 2012, 08:42:28 AM
PooperNickle: A Nickleback Tribute Band
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Murmur on July 04, 2012, 08:46:43 AM
Doubting Thomas

Death by Socks

Rootbeer Jamboree

Where's My Yarn?
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Dark Monk on July 04, 2012, 09:22:19 AM
Squeezums

srsj (serious j)

fantantastical phenomenal phosphorescent flatulence

awmnforlz?

Tofu Testicle Torture
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Bruno on July 04, 2012, 09:35:47 AM
Spacemonkey's Revenge

Lucrative Glittershits

Pie
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on July 04, 2012, 09:46:54 AM
Tapeworm and the Parasites

Intravenous Gravy Drip

Ironic Band Name

Kings of Brazil

The Naked Nun Squad

Taliban Jimmy and his Burka Burlesque Dancers
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 04, 2012, 11:01:36 AM
The Facetasters

Guerrilla Salad

Turbid Gerbil

The Subatomic Eroticists

Nutchoker

Captain Slosh and the Colostomy Bags

The Obligate Pervivores

Backeye and the Barking Spiders
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: AFK on July 04, 2012, 11:07:38 AM
The Color Brown


Your Mom's Leftovers


Debttor Alive
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Triple Zero on July 04, 2012, 11:16:22 AM
The Wrathful Visions, the Cockroaches, the Senate and the People of Rome, the Ultra-Violet Hippopotamus, the Thing on the Doorstep, Science and Health, Key to the Scriptures, the Glue Sniffers, King Kong and His Skull Island Dinosaurs, the Howard Johnson Hamburger, the Riot in Cell Block Ten, the House of Frankenstein, the Signifying Monkey, the Damned Thing, the Orange Moose, the Indigo Banana, and the Pink Elephant. On April 26 the stream became a flood, and while Saul and Barney Mul-doon tried to reason with Markoff Chaney and he struggled in their grip, Ingolstadters found themselves inundated by Frodo Baggins and His Ring, the Mouse That Roars, the Crew of the Flying Saucer, the Magnificent Ambersons, the House I Live In, the Sound of One Hand, the Territorial Imperative, the Druids of Stonehenge, the Heads of Easter Island, the Lost Continent of Mu, Bugs Bunny and His Fourteen Carrots, the Gospel According to Marx, the Card-Carrying Members, the Sands of Mars, the Erection, the Association, the Amalgamation, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, the Climax, the Broad Jumpers, the Pubic Heirs, the Freeks, and the Windows. Mick Jagger and his new group, the Trashers, arrived on April 27, while the FBI was interviewing every whore in Las Vegas, and there quickly followed the Roofs, Moses and Monotheism, Steppenwolf, Civilization and Its Discontents, Poor Richard and His Rosicrucian Secrets, the Wrist Watch, the Nova Express, the Father of Waters, the Human Beings, the Washington Monument, the Thalidomide Babies, the Strangers in a Strange Land, Dr. John the Night Tripper, Joan Baez, the Dead Man's Hand, Joker and the One-Eyed Jacks, Peyote Woman, the Heavenly Blues, the Golems, the Supreme Awakening, the Seven Types of Ambiguity, the Cold War, the Street Fighters, the Bank Burners, the Slaves of Satan, the Domino Theory, and Maxwell and His Demons. On April 28, while Dillinger loaded his gun and the kachinas of Orabi began the drum-beating, the Acapulco Gold-Diggers arrived, followed by the Epic of Gilgamesh, the Second Law of Thermodynamics, Dracula and His Brides, the Iron Curtain, the Noisy Minority, the International Debt, Three Contributions to the Theory of Sex, the Cloud of Unknowing, the Birth of a Nation, the Zombies, Attila and His Huns, Nihilism, the Catatonics. the Thorndale Jag Offs, the Haymarket Bomb, the Head of a Dead Cat, the Shadow Out of Time, the Sirens of Titan, the Player Piano, the Streets of Laredo, the Space Odyssey, the Blue Moonies, the Crabs, the Dose, the Grassy Knoll, the Latent Image, the Wheel of Karma, the Communion of Saints, the City of God, General Indefinite Wobble, the Left-Handed Monkey Wrench, the Thorn in the Flesh, the Rising Podge, SHA-ZAM, the Miniature Sled, the 23rd Appendix, the Other Cheek, the Occidental Ox, Ms. and the Chairperson, Cohen Cohen Cohen and Kahn, and the Joint Phenomenon.

The Wonders of the Invisible World, Maule's Curse, the Jesus Head Trip, Ahab and His Amputation, the Horseless Headsmen, the Leaves of Grass, the Gettysburg Address, the Rosy-Fingered Dawn, the Wine-Dark Sea, Nirvana, the Net of Jewels, Here Comes Everybody, the Pisan Cantos, the Snows of Yesteryear, the Pink Dimension, the Goose in the Bottle, the Incredible Hulk, the Third Bardo, Aversion Therapy, the Irresistible Force, MC Squared, the Enclosure Acts, Perpetual Emotion, the 99-Year Lease, the Immovable Object, Spaceship Earth, the Radiocarbon Method, the Rebel Yell, the Clenched Fist, the Doomsday Machine, the Rand Scenario, the United States Commitment, the Entwives, the. Players of Null-A, the Prelude to Space, Thunder and Roses, Armageddon, the Time Machine, the Mason' Word, the Monkey Business, the Works, the Eight of Swords, Gorilla Warfare, the Box Lunch, the Primate Kingdom, the New Aeon, the Enola Gay, the Octet Truss, the Stochastic Process, the Fluxions, the Burning House, the Phantom Captain, the Decline of the West, the Duelists, the Call of the Wild, Consciousness III, the Reorganized Church of the Latter-Day Saints, Standard Oil of Ohio, the Zig-Zag Men, the Rubble Risers, the Children of Ra, TNT, Acceptable Radiation, the Pollution Level, the Great Beast, the Whores of Babylon, the Waste Land, the Ugly Truth, the Final Diagnosis, Solution Unsatisfactory, the Heat Death of the Universe, Mere Noise, I Opening, the Nine Unknown Men, the Horse of Another Color, the Falling Rock Zone, the Ascent of the Serpent, Reddy Willing and Unable, the Civic Monster, Hercules and the Tortoise, the Middle Pillar, the Deleted Expletive, Deep Quote, LuCiFeR, the Dog Star, Nuthin' Sirius, and Preparation H.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: navkat on July 04, 2012, 11:25:17 AM
Emesis Bag

Code Brown and the GI Bleeds

300 lb. Heart Failure

The Needle Screamers

Altered Mental Status

Squad Car Alternative

Psychogenic Pain Solution

Monophasic and the Full-thickness Burns

200-joule Compressions
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: navkat on July 04, 2012, 11:27:24 AM
Hah! I'm re-posting this shit to my FAYCEbook.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 04, 2012, 11:34:41 AM
The State Of This Union

Rabid Bunny Slippers

Basement Dwelling Sock Fuckers.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 04, 2012, 11:44:51 AM
Slap My Sally

Buttknuckle and the Bouchebags

The Leather Chair Noises
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: MMIX on July 04, 2012, 11:57:38 AM
Cause a Fence
works in UK English don't know if it would work in US Eng.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: rong on July 04, 2012, 12:23:19 PM
REM Speedwagon

Grateful Death

Straight Nate and the Gaze
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: AFK on July 04, 2012, 12:33:24 PM
Eh! & W


My Other Band is a Klezmer


Harry Potter and the Nocturnal Emissions


Colonel Sanders and the Extra Crispies


Blue Spayed Moose
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Luna on July 04, 2012, 01:04:35 PM
Two Dollar Beers.

If that doesn't bring in the crowds...   :wink:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 03:33:34 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 04, 2012, 01:04:35 PM
Two Dollar Beers.

If that doesn't bring in the crowds...   :wink:

Oh god dammit.

Back to work on my time machine!
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Freeky on July 04, 2012, 04:42:38 PM
Your Mom and the Faces.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Freeky on July 04, 2012, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:20:10 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 04, 2012, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing.  :lulz:

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Cuddlefish on July 04, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

:lulz: :lulz: please do!


I thought of "Tiger Bomb" last night. Don't know why, but it made me chuckle. But "Fisticunts" is def up there.

Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

Remember guys, not too wacky, and keep it simple, stupid. 
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Freeky on July 04, 2012, 05:33:30 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:20:10 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 04, 2012, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing.  :lulz:

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.

So very red...


So very shiny...
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: goupixg6 on July 04, 2012, 06:44:15 PM
The Eternal Dead

May After June

Monkeys Monky Monks

Else Al Vador

Happy Grass

Man I Don't Feel It

Premium Garbage
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 07:56:24 PM
The [Genre] Band

Screwteeth

Firebrand

Nocturnal Brigands

Forests of Blood

Cyborg Threat

Lead-Laced Wine

Cyanide Vitamins

Page 386 (come up with bullshit story involving a book)

Crib Suicide Notes

Sudden Instant Douche Syndrome

Toxic Cock Syndrome

Toxic Rock Syndrome

Crashed Spaceship

Soothing Music

Rattlesnake Blowjob

Turnip Tits

Sin Binge

Ziggurat

Formula

Lymph Sacrifice

Black Puja (pretend to be Hinduism's equivalent of Satanists)

Catch-23

Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 04, 2012, 07:59:04 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:20:10 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 04, 2012, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing.  :lulz:

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.

Count me in.

Also: You could get a decent band name from the member list here...I'd ask first, though.

Prince Glittersnatch
Buddha's Ghost Penis
PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON
Ten Ton Mantis
etc.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Phox on July 04, 2012, 08:43:09 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 04, 2012, 07:59:04 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:20:10 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 04, 2012, 05:18:42 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing.  :lulz:

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.

Count me in.

Also: You could get a decent band name from the member list here...I'd ask first, though.

Prince Glittersnatch
Buddha's Ghost Penis
PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON
Ten Ton Mantis
etc.

BUT "Doktor Blight And The Phox" has been reserved for a collab project Twid and I had in mind a year ago.

HOWEVER:
The Aristocrats
Gilbert Gottfried
Demolition Premonition
Trigger Finger
The Respectables
Phantasm Glue
False Odyssey
The Argonauts
Higgs-Boson Collider
Johnny Lightspeed and the Particle Accelerators.
Dr. Busen and the Lab Rats
The Lab Rats
Social Experiment Redux (the Redux part is completely necessary).
Tracy D. and the G-Men.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 04, 2012, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 04, 2012, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

This.


Also this fread is a godsend as I am trying to find a name for my band (the one I have posted lyrics and music for in Literate Chaotic). I originally intended to release it under the Sermo III banner, but I changed my mind.  :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 04, 2012, 09:55:53 PM
Cyberspunk

MLP Express
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: navkat on July 05, 2012, 12:09:19 AM
If the "offensive" thing is like Sloppy Beef Curtains or some other euphemism for female junk, don't bother protecting the squeamish.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 12:36:59 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on July 04, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

They're from the 3rd part of the Illuminatus Trilogy, it ends with a rock festival that gets invaded by zombie nazis. It also has a 3 pages summary of all the band names that arrive.

This is PD, someone had to post it :)


Also, this is a limited time offer only, if you accept quickly I will grant you the right to name your band "Triple Zero is so awesome, you should probably buy him a beer"




GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT PLEASE GIVE A VERY WARM WELCOME TO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME I NEVER HEARD OF THESE PEOPLE !!!
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 05, 2012, 03:57:32 AM
Strongsauce

Also, I fully support all these previously suggested great ideas:

Quote
Chimney Weasel

The Failed Vasectomies

Heads in the Sand

Chairfuckers

Roger's Backhair

Fallopian Pretzel

The Assassinated Buddhas

Kings of Brazil

Debttor Alive

Toxic Cock Syndrome

The Respectables

*Trip's list from Illuminatus*

Two Dollar Beers

The Fisticunts

Your Mom and the Faces
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 07:59:15 AM
I'm quite fond of Chimney Weasel myself.

Like, what the hell is that?
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: navkat on July 05, 2012, 11:17:33 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 12:36:59 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on July 04, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

They're from the 3rd part of the Illuminatus Trilogy, it ends with a rock festival that gets invaded by zombie nazis. It also has a 3 pages summary of all the band names that arrive.

This is PD, someone had to post it :)


Also, this is a limited time offer only, if you accept quickly I will grant you the right to name your band "Triple Zero is so awesome, you should probably buy him a beer"




GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT PLEASE GIVE A VERY WARM WELCOME TO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME I NEVER HEARD OF THESE PEOPLE !!!

THANK YOU CLEVELAAAAND!
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 01:03:40 PM
Quote from: Net on July 05, 2012, 03:57:32 AM
Quote from: previously suggested great ideas...

*Trip's list from Illuminatus*

...

Oh yeah that's right, the whole list is ONE band name.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 05, 2012, 01:18:39 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 01:03:40 PM
Quote from: Net on July 05, 2012, 03:57:32 AM
Quote from: previously suggested great ideas...

*Trip's list from Illuminatus*

...

Oh yeah that's right, the whole list is ONE band name.

I know you're taking the piss, but I should clarify. When people inevitably ask "WUT DUZ UR BAND NAEM MEEN?" Dimo could brush them off quite factually by telling them it's an Illuminatus Trilogy reference.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 01:22:07 PM
Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 05, 2012, 01:26:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 01:22:07 PM
Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

I know. I could tell by the sensation of air currents ruffling the hair on the top of my head.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Dark Monk on July 05, 2012, 02:11:06 PM
Lupine Lupus
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 02:17:53 PM
The Nuclear Option
General Al Smith's Marching Band
Sarah Palin's Left Tit
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 01:22:07 PM
Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

And some of them of course are real.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 02:53:32 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 01:22:07 PM
Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

And some of them of course are real.

But if reality is what you can get away with, you can use those as well.



how about Halogenica, being sort of the opposite of Metallica? -- a quick google shows this name is of course already in use, meh
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 03:09:33 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 02:53:32 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 01:22:07 PM
Point. And if you look hard, a few of them are actually quite clever.

And some of them of course are real.

But if reality is what you can get away with, you can use those as well.



how about Halogenica, being sort of the opposite of Metallica? -- a quick google shows this name is of course already in use, meh

Bionomicon.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 05, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: navkat on July 05, 2012, 12:09:19 AM
If the "offensive" thing is like Sloppy Beef Curtains or some other euphemism for female junk, don't bother protecting the squeamish.

C'mon now, you know me better than that. This is actually offensive.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Freeky on July 05, 2012, 04:37:10 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 05, 2012, 04:28:38 PM
Quote from: navkat on July 05, 2012, 12:09:19 AM
If the "offensive" thing is like Sloppy Beef Curtains or some other euphemism for female junk, don't bother protecting the squeamish.

C'mon now, you know me better than that. This is actually offensive.

Has it something to do with raping dead children? 
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Suu on July 05, 2012, 04:38:34 PM
Damp Sandwich

Hot Carl and the Rusty Trombones

Dimo and the Jets
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Cuddlefish on July 05, 2012, 04:40:01 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 05, 2012, 12:36:59 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on July 04, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

They're from the 3rd part of the Illuminatus Trilogy

Ah, I'd have had known that had I actually started reading the list, instead of being all like "hurr hurr, tl;dr."

Though, the last time I read Illuminatus! I didn't know anything about discordianism (illuminatus was what lead me here). I feel like it may be time to re-read it.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 05:52:34 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 05, 2012, 04:38:34 PM
Hot Carl and the Rusty Trombones

:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 05, 2012, 05:58:00 PM
This Band Will Get You Laid
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 05:58:47 PM
JOEY KAPLAN DANCE PARTIES, INC.

Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: LMNO on July 05, 2012, 06:09:50 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Yes, yes it is.  I chuckled in spite of myself.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 05, 2012, 06:09:50 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 04, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Yes, yes it is.  I chuckled in spite of myself.

FORWARD THAT SHIT
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: LMNO on July 05, 2012, 06:15:17 PM
You got to get that from the source, holmes.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 06:18:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 05, 2012, 06:15:17 PM
You got to get that from the source, holmes.

:crankey:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 06:38:59 PM
 :sad:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Freeky on July 05, 2012, 09:23:46 PM
:argh!:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Juana on July 05, 2012, 09:38:17 PM
Twiddy and the Nigels?
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 09:55:26 PM
I like it!
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 09:57:35 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on July 05, 2012, 09:38:17 PM
Twiddy and some of the Nigels?

Fixed.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: LMNO on July 05, 2012, 09:58:23 PM
Actually, "Some of the Nigels" has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 10:00:52 PM
It does. Actually i like nigel and the twiddies as a variation as well.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: hooplala on July 06, 2012, 02:35:57 PM
Meat Sweats

Mushroom Dandys

Anything But Meatloaf

Doctor's Headlice

Jellyfoot

Whack Me On A Tuesday

Mousepad Masturbation

Alliteration Rocks

Horrormirth
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Forsooth on July 06, 2012, 04:39:46 PM
Gaul and the Stones

Buttcrack Spiderbite

Forgotten Corndog

Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 06, 2012, 06:27:00 PM
The Forebrain Punters

DePants & Associates

The Faceshakers
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2012, 07:02:28 PM
Ooh i like depants and associates
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 06, 2012, 07:07:54 PM
Groupie Loops
Autonecrotic
Gin and Bear It
DANCEHAMMER (required to be German to use this name)
Sex for Money for Sex
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: LMNO on July 06, 2012, 07:09:40 PM
BEARFORCE2
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: I_Kicked_Kennedy on July 06, 2012, 08:05:21 PM
I.D.S.F.A.
I.D.M.A.
(When people ask, the reply is "It Doesn't Stand For Anything" or "It Doesn't Mean Anything")
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: kingyak on July 06, 2012, 08:13:52 PM
From the "Good Names For A Rock Band" thread on the Hex Forums (may be some repeats--we had several lists of dumb band names before we started the thread):

Fair Trade Humus
Beer Pong Herpes
Putricine and the Cadaverines
The Peter North Explosion
Five Guys In Turtlenecks
The Fish Town Troubadors
Oddd
Funky Pumpkin
Anthology
FEG
Entropy
Proxy
Blue Blazer Irregulars
BLT
Transistortown
Slappy
Perkocet
Fifth Circle
Porno Pals
Downtrodden
Mac & Cheez
Glyph
Horhordden
The Charles Dexter Ward Experience
Meatgrinder
Hammerhead
Albatross
The Dregs
The Half-Truths
The Scamps
Power Outage
Trallallee
Your Final Selection
Macrocosm
Enochian
Pagan Tea Party
Loose Change
Manitoba
Armageddon Annie
The Eaters
Plexi
Nailbonnet
Farmhand
The Ray Forsythe Band
Mrs. Leatherstocking
The Time of Cholera
The Bollocks
Invisible Penguin
Portable Tony
Jimmy Auto
Seratonin Seven
Soccerthighs
Mr. Marvel
The Cupcakes
Perfidious Oblongatta
Eat More Cheese
Times New Roman
Bilderbergers
Derby Funk
Cheese Orgy
Albatross
The Conjunction Injunction
Invisible Penguin
Van Owen Syndrome
Snorkeling Dungbeetles
Live Nude Bait
NDE
Monkeypants
Hurl
Meatgrinder
Fine Gooey Paste
The Flatulent Cows     
Mummichog
The Minxy Conundrums
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Juana on July 06, 2012, 08:59:35 PM
Proxy is already in use, but otherwise :lulz:
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: kingyak on July 06, 2012, 09:10:30 PM
We've also got "Good name for a roller girl*" and "Good name for a derby bout/PPV wrestling event/summer comic book crossover" threads, if anyone finds themselves in need.


Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: The Dark Monk on July 07, 2012, 11:14:03 AM
Premonitions of Flashbacks
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Suu on July 07, 2012, 03:06:10 PM
Providence on a Thursday
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 07, 2012, 03:40:00 PM
The Returds

Captain Rimjob and the Blowjob Drag Queens

xGenericHardcorex
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Suu on July 08, 2012, 04:26:42 PM
Let's play with some local ideas...



Marc-y Marc and the Rhody Chodes

The West Warwick-Coventry Experience

Gaspee Platts

I Can't Drive I-95

Pawtuxet River Basement Flooders

DiMartino-Parker Overdrive



Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Cuddlefish on July 08, 2012, 05:29:13 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 08, 2012, 04:26:42 PM
Let's play with some local ideas...



Marc-y Marc and the Rhody Chodes

The West Warwick-Coventry Experience

Gaspee Platts

I Can't Drive I-95

Pawtuxet River Basement Flooders

DiMartino-Parker Overdrive

:lulz: Ass.
Title: Re: ITT: You come up with band names
Post by: Suu on July 08, 2012, 06:27:39 PM
I'm sorry, but "Gaspee Platts" is pure fucking genius and you know it is.