ITT: You come up with band names

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

[Freeky]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing. 

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.

[Cuddlefish]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

please do!


I thought of "Tiger Bomb" last night. Don't know why, but it made me chuckle. But "Fisticunts" is def up there.

Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

Remember guys, not too wacky, and keep it simple, stupid. 

[Freeky]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing. 

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.

So very red...


So very shiny...

[goupixg6]

The Eternal Dead

May After June

Monkeys Monky Monks

Else Al Vador

Happy Grass

Man I Don't Feel It

Premium Garbage

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The [Genre] Band

Screwteeth

Firebrand

Nocturnal Brigands

Forests of Blood

Cyborg Threat

Lead-Laced Wine

Cyanide Vitamins

Page 386 (come up with bullshit story involving a book)

Crib Suicide Notes

Sudden Instant Douche Syndrome

Toxic Cock Syndrome

Toxic Rock Syndrome

Crashed Spaceship

Soothing Music

Rattlesnake Blowjob

Turnip Tits

Sin Binge

Ziggurat

Formula

Lymph Sacrifice

Black Puja (pretend to be Hinduism's equivalent of Satanists)

Catch-23

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing. 

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.

Count me in.

Also: You could get a decent band name from the member list here...I'd ask first, though.

Prince Glittersnatch
Buddha's Ghost Penis
PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON
Ten Ton Mantis
etc.

[Phox]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

I was kind of thinking the same thing. 

Mind you, this is ECH, so I'm probably going to regret it. But he just pointed out a shiny red button. It's very red and very shiny.

Count me in.

Also: You could get a decent band name from the member list here...I'd ask first, though.

Prince Glittersnatch
Buddha's Ghost Penis
PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON
Ten Ton Mantis
etc.

BUT "Doktor Blight And The Phox" has been reserved for a collab project Twid and I had in mind a year ago.

HOWEVER:
The Aristocrats
Gilbert Gottfried
Demolition Premonition
Trigger Finger
The Respectables
Phantasm Glue
False Odyssey
The Argonauts
Higgs-Boson Collider
Johnny Lightspeed and the Particle Accelerators.
Dr. Busen and the Lab Rats
The Lab Rats
Social Experiment Redux (the Redux part is completely necessary).
Tracy D. and the G-Men.

[EK WAFFLR]

The Fisticunts.

I have an even better one, if you're man enough, but it's too offensive even for PD so if you want it I'll have to PM it to you.

Too offensive for PD?

I would like a PM please.

This.


Also this fread is a godsend as I am trying to find a name for my band (the one I have posted lyrics and music for in Literate Chaotic). I originally intended to release it under the Sermo III banner, but I changed my mind. 

[EK WAFFLR]

Cyberspunk

MLP Express

[navkat]

If the "offensive" thing is like Sloppy Beef Curtains or some other euphemism for female junk, don't bother protecting the squeamish.

[Triple Zero]

Also, Trip, I'm gonna have to read that later. That's a lot of names.

They're from the 3rd part of the Illuminatus Trilogy, it ends with a rock festival that gets invaded by zombie nazis. It also has a 3 pages summary of all the band names that arrive.

This is PD, someone had to post it


Also, this is a limited time offer only, if you accept quickly I will grant you the right to name your band "Triple Zero is so awesome, you should probably buy him a beer"




GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT PLEASE GIVE A VERY WARM WELCOME TO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME I NEVER HEARD OF THESE PEOPLE !!!

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Strongsauce

Also, I fully support all these previously suggested great ideas:

Chimney Weasel

The Failed Vasectomies

Heads in the Sand

Chairfuckers

Roger's Backhair

Fallopian Pretzel

The Assassinated Buddhas

Kings of Brazil

Debttor Alive

Toxic Cock Syndrome

The Respectables

*Trip's list from Illuminatus*

Two Dollar Beers

The Fisticunts

Your Mom and the Faces

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm quite fond of Chimney Weasel myself.

Like, what the hell is that?