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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM

Title: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
So I am clearly in disregard by senior staffers here at principia discordia, but I still want to help instill anarchist values the in cognition of the masses.

how do you suggest I proceed?
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Phox on July 23, 2012, 07:28:28 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
So I am clearly in disregard by senior staffers here at principia discordia, but I still want to help instill anarchist values the cognition of the masses.

how do you suggest I proceed?
Dear sir and/or madam,

I believe you are under a severe misconception here. I will try to clarify it. Firrst of all, Mr. PRCM, is, in fact, a bad, bad man. This is clear. However, it appears that you seem to believe that he and/or she is some how associated with a sort of official capacity of power here, which is utterly false.

Second, I am baffled as to why you believe that we would regard a propogandist like yourself with anything less than contempt. Actually, I am not, as you seem to be of the opinion that Discordian = Anarchist, a laughable notion at best. If you would take time to get to know the people with whom you are dealing, then you would find that we are quite a bit beyond such things. We favor critical thinking and honest appraisal of a situation.

Third, baseless criticism of the government is the same as blind obeisance.

I don't expect any of this to mean anything to you, but then, I'm an optimist.

Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?
To answer this question is simple. Bad signal is bad signal wherever you find it.

Love and kisses,
Doktor D. Jennifer Phox
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Pæs on July 23, 2012, 07:33:25 AM
Are you actually starting a "the bad man was mean to me" thread over "go fuck yourself."
How precious.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on July 23, 2012, 07:34:14 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
how do you suggest I proceed?

Set yourself on fire in front of the nearest symbol of statist oppression(Police Station, Public Hospital, State Highway ect.) while wearing  T-Shirt that says "SAVE THE WHALES". That aughta send a message to those fascist motherfuckers. PUNK ROCK MAN!!!

Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Phox on July 23, 2012, 07:36:19 AM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on July 23, 2012, 07:33:25 AM
Are you actually starting a "the bad man was mean to me" thread over "go fuck yourself."
How precious.
Actually, no. There is a bit more to it than that. Also: PAES. THE FUCK IS THIS? RETURN OF THE LIVING SPAGS? Hi.  :)
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Pæs on July 23, 2012, 07:41:58 AM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 23, 2012, 07:36:19 AM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on July 23, 2012, 07:33:25 AM
Are you actually starting a "the bad man was mean to me" thread over "go fuck yourself."
How precious.
Actually, no. There is a bit more to it than that. Also: PAES. THE FUCK IS THIS? RETURN OF THE LIVING SPAGS? Hi.  :)
I can has link? I just checked reintroducing thread and is pretty much most friendly welcome ever.
Also HAI.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Salty on July 23, 2012, 07:44:21 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Because they/we like it.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Phox on July 23, 2012, 07:45:38 AM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on July 23, 2012, 07:41:58 AM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 23, 2012, 07:36:19 AM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on July 23, 2012, 07:33:25 AM
Are you actually starting a "the bad man was mean to me" thread over "go fuck yourself."
How precious.
Actually, no. There is a bit more to it than that. Also: PAES. THE FUCK IS THIS? RETURN OF THE LIVING SPAGS? Hi.  :)
I can has link? I just checked reintroducing thread and is pretty much most friendly welcome ever.
Also HAI.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30730.msg1191419.html#msg1191419

It started with this. Just go to the end of thread from there.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Murmur on July 23, 2012, 08:24:31 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Maybe because of your stunning lack of grammar and capitalization?

Just a thought...
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 23, 2012, 01:14:35 PM
Hello!

I would like to be regarded as such, please regard me as such.

Rubber stamp my prejudices here:___________

Catchphrase + catchphrase = 2 times understanding.

I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because
(This is how we do it)

THANX GUISE!
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 01:41:16 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
So I am clearly in disregard by senior staffers here at principia discordia, but I still want to help instill anarchist values the in cognition of the masses.

how do you suggest I proceed?

JUST LIKE THIS!
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Placid Dingo on July 23, 2012, 01:46:33 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
So I am clearly in disregard by senior staffers here at principia discordia, but I still want to help instill anarchist values the in cognition of the masses.

how do you suggest I proceed?

Without caution.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 01:50:16 PM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on July 23, 2012, 07:33:25 AM
Are you actually starting a "the bad man was mean to me" thread over "go fuck yourself."
How precious.

How fucking HARD would it be for them to fucking READ THE GODDAMN INTRODUCTION THREAD?

THIS is why I have no sympathy and THIS is why I laugh at their little isms and beliefs that they come trotting in with, with a vacant grin plastered on their Goddamn monkey mouths and a hopeful gleam in their monkey eyes.

Because it's not about US, you see, not a community thing they want to be part of.  They want to INSTRUCT US IN THEIR ISM, and they will talk AT us instead of WITH us, and therefore there will be NO COMMUNICATION, and they will eventually get bored and angry and blame the whole thing on Nigel and myself, without bothering to think or realize that the big angry red ass that's in front of the camera fucking up their documentary MIGHT JUST BE THEIR OWN.

I fucking HATE utopians, no matter WHAT comes before the "ism", but I most ESPECIALLY hate ANARCHISTS, because they're even MORE annoying that all the other isms.  Probably because they're 19 year olds posting from the university coffee shop using daddy's credit card and talking about smashing The Man.

Fuck these people.  And fuck You People.  None of you are MY people. 
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Golden Applesauce on July 23, 2012, 02:15:16 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
in cognition of the masses.

Are you a native english speaker?
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Suu on July 23, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
:suu:

-Suu
Made that exact fucking face reading this thread.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 23, 2012, 02:52:34 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
So I am clearly in disregard by senior staffers here at principia discordia, but I still want to help instill anarchist values the in cognition of the masses.

how do you suggest I proceed?

"INSTILL"?
WTF are we, FOUR?

At no point in time were any of us hopping back and forth in your tiny nutsack trying to keep from getting spooged into your crusty old socks. Do yourself a favor and take your delusions of Board Daddy to Yahoo! Answers or youtube comments.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Suu on July 23, 2012, 02:53:54 PM
Why am I smelling PopTart?
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:54:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 02:52:34 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
So I am clearly in disregard by senior staffers here at principia discordia, but I still want to help instill anarchist values the in cognition of the masses.

how do you suggest I proceed?

"INSTILL"?
WTF are we, FOUR?

At no point in time were any of us hopping back in your tiny nutsack trying to keep from getting spooged into your crusty old socks. Do yourself a favor and take your delusions of Board Daddy to Yahoo! Answers or youtube comments.

Not only that, but how do you organize anarchy?   :lulz:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:55:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2012, 02:53:54 PM
Why am I smelling PopTart?

It's not, for what it's worth.  Wrong location, stable IP, and he actually came over to harangue us for making fun of his board that's against bullying.

:lulz:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2012, 02:56:31 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Because in your first post here you called me an ass simply because I was critical of some little programming project of yours, and you're apparently too immature to apologize. I suspect that other people on the board might just be smart enough to recognize that as reflecting poorly on your character.

So, until you grow the fuck up, get bipedal, apologize, and stop your monkey attention-whoring, odds are you're going to continue to get a raft of shit. If you've been lurking as long as you claim to have been, and you've been paying attention, you should already know this.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Suu on July 23, 2012, 02:58:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:55:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2012, 02:53:54 PM
Why am I smelling PopTart?

It's not, for what it's worth.  Wrong location, stable IP, and he actually came over to harangue us for making fun of his board that's against bullying.

:lulz:

Yes, because teaching us the finer points of both democracy and anarchy as a lesson for we bullied his anti-bully board makes total sense.

I love the internets.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:59:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2012, 02:58:27 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:55:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2012, 02:53:54 PM
Why am I smelling PopTart?

It's not, for what it's worth.  Wrong location, stable IP, and he actually came over to harangue us for making fun of his board that's against bullying.

:lulz:

Yes, because teaching us the finer points of both democracy and anarchy as a lesson for we bullied his anti-bully board makes total sense.

I love the internets.

The best thing about anarchists is, under their proposed system, they would be the first people eaten.

They're like libertarians, only without presidential candidates.  Who have remarkably bad hair.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Suu on July 23, 2012, 03:07:51 PM
What I want to know, is how he plans on implementing his "brain child" of "pure democracy" through anarchy?

Or anarchy through "pure democracy?"

I feel like I'm missing something, but in reality, anything I *AM* missing isn't worth the flyby to the control tower of my thought pattern.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:12:00 PM
Aron23 doesn't seem stupid.  He seems like he's found an ism that saves him the trouble of thinking.

So it's not inability, it's lack of motivation.  I'd say there's hope for him, but historically speaking, the odds aren't in his favor.  He will flog us with his beliefs until he realizes that we're all laughing at him, then he'll spazz out and eventually flounce...Because his "uniform" is more important to him than his individuality.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Suu on July 23, 2012, 03:19:07 PM
No, he's not stupid, but he's very stuck in his views.

We'll never be really real anarchists and pure democrats in his eyes, pity.

-isms aren't answers. They're collections of ideas from other people who already had them. Attach yourself to an -ism, and you become brain dead to thinking for yourself. Discordianism sucks at being an -ism.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 23, 2012, 03:25:37 PM
He's insecure in his views and he's looking for new converts to prop everything up.
And maybe make a few bucks at some point. Like Scientology.  :lol:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to
Post by: hooplala on July 23, 2012, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Maybe you don't understand Eris so good...
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 23, 2012, 03:19:07 PM
No, he's not stupid, but he's very stuck in his views.

We'll never be really real anarchists and pure democrats in his eyes, pity.

-isms aren't answers. They're collections of ideas from other people who already had them. Attach yourself to an -ism, and you become brain dead to thinking for yourself. Discordianism sucks at being an -ism.

An -ism is a web of viral ideas that you filter all data through.  It's nothing less than memetic false consciousness masquerading as thought.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on July 23, 2012, 04:53:49 PM
What part of being "down with Eris" makes one qualify for respect?
We, the inhabitants of this forum, generally seem to disagree with the notion that you're somehow worthy of respect because you believe in something, perform zany rituals every other Sunday, smoke weed or have some other more or less arbitrary quality.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 23, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY fucks with the cook. Not even Orkadians.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 23, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY fucks with the cook. Not even Orkadians.

Orkadians have issues.  They make NO SENSE.  Their most famous king was killed by some guy AFTER he beheaded the guy.  Normal rules do not apply to Orkadians.  Not only will they kill the cook, they'll bugger the payroll clerk and sabotage their own medivac helicopters.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Freeky on July 23, 2012, 08:03:31 PM
Sounds like a party. :lol:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2012, 10:38:47 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

:lulz: That is more accurate.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 23, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on July 23, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 03:00:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 23, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 23, 2012, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: Faust on July 23, 2012, 08:15:07 AM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

May I point out the irony of being shocked that chaos worshippers didn't react as expected?
No, you may not.
That may cause subject 165523 to learn and that would prevent our traditional shit-flinging downward spiral.
How else are we to keep new people from joining our community?

ON SCHEDULE!

Cue "the cancer that's killing PD".

Listen, Regret, clearly you're not up to speed here. Maybe read the new guy's other posts before deciding that I'm just a Bad Person, treating the newbies wrong AGAIN.

Stop being so Nigel. :tgrr:

I CANNAE HELP IT, CAPT'N!

You are not Scottish.  You are Orkadian.  Scotsmen bitch, but fix the engines.  Orkadians behead the cook and stop caring about the warp drive.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY fucks with the cook. Not even Orkadians.

Orkadians have issues.  They make NO SENSE.  Their most famous king was killed by some guy AFTER he beheaded the guy.  Normal rules do not apply to Orkadians.  Not only will they kill the cook, they'll bugger the payroll clerk and sabotage their own medivac helicopters.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS THING

IF YOU CAN'T FUCK IT, BETTER KILL IT



AND THEN FUCK IT.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Freeky on July 23, 2012, 10:40:48 PM
Definitely sounds like a party. :lulz:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:42:59 PM
And then people ask me why I like Nigel so much.

I'd think it would be obvious.  Killing and fucking and then being killed by the guy you beheaded, when his DISEASE-INFESTED TEETH SLICE YOUR LEG BECAUSE YOU TIED HIS HEAD TO YOUR BELT.

Goddamn.  If more people were like Nigel, I'd stop hating people so much.  It's only because there are so many of her that I let any of the rest of you live.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2012, 12:38:00 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to
Post by: Telarus on July 24, 2012, 08:43:58 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 23, 2012, 04:16:59 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Maybe you don't understand Eris so good...

:lol:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2012, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Wait, you mean like  this?

Quote from: aron23 on July 22, 2012, 11:51:27 PM

Instead of being such an ass maybe give an example of how the site is disingenuous and misleading...


... I don't know, why?
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 02:57:39 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Wait, you mean like  this?

Quote from: aron23 on July 22, 2012, 11:51:27 PM

Instead of being such an ass maybe give an example of how the site is disingenuous and misleading...


... I don't know, why?

He won't be back.  Mark my words. 
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 24, 2012, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 02:57:39 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Wait, you mean like  this?

Quote from: aron23 on July 22, 2012, 11:51:27 PM

Instead of being such an ass maybe give an example of how the site is disingenuous and misleading...


... I don't know, why?

He won't be back.  Mark my words.

Yeah, I know. He's a coward.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 24, 2012, 04:12:48 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:12:59 AM
So I am clearly in disregard by senior staffers here at principia discordia, but I still want to help instill anarchist values the in cognition of the masses.

how do you suggest I proceed?

Politics are sooo 20th century at this point, my boy. Have you not been paying attention? The Left and the Right and the Anarchists and the Capitalists and the Socialists and the Communists are so completely out of touch with anything resembling an actual set of ideas that its laughable. At this point its all down to who can top the evening news and get the most funding. The dream of a fully independent human is so passé. Most of these poor schmucks don't want to be free, wouldn't know what to do if they were free and would likely run screaming back into the arms of big government as soon as someone on the Internet called them an ass or bullied them. No, its best to leave the politics to the media, the money and the masses... it makes for some good laughs, but that's about it.

Poetic anarchism, Philosophical anarchism, Spiritual anarchism... on an individual by individual basis... now there's something to sink your teeth into.

And I wouldn't so much want to instill something into the minds of the masses as much as distill... could make for some pretty potent philosophical hooch.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 04:33:01 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 02:57:39 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 02:32:39 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Wait, you mean like  this?

Quote from: aron23 on July 22, 2012, 11:51:27 PM

Instead of being such an ass maybe give an example of how the site is disingenuous and misleading...


... I don't know, why?

He won't be back.  Mark my words.

Yeah, I know. He's a coward.

It's not that he's a coward, I think.  Based on looking at his website, he is convinced of the righteousness of his cause, and I don't think he can tolerate it being questioned with no safety hatch, if you catch my drift.

So it's not fear, it's a lack of communication capability.
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on July 24, 2012, 05:06:42 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools", said I,
"You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said,
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: the last yatto on July 24, 2012, 10:35:24 PM
Quote from: aron23 on July 23, 2012, 07:16:34 AM
seriously why attack someone who is down with eris?

Disco!
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on July 24, 2012, 11:15:15 PM
On a related note, I just referred an "anarcho-capitalist" to the site.  :lulz:
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 07:11:09 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on July 24, 2012, 11:15:15 PM
On a related note, I just referred an "anarcho-capitalist" to the site.  :lulz:

This ought to be fun!
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Pope Lecherous on July 25, 2012, 10:33:46 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 07:11:09 AM
Quote from: Blackfoot on July 24, 2012, 11:15:15 PM
On a related note, I just referred an "anarcho-capitalist" to the site.  :lulz:

This ought to be fun!

Who knows if he'll ever show.  I didn't know about these aron threads either when i made the referral: serendipity.  I argued with this guy on FB (i couldn't help myself) and by the end of pages of back-and-forth argument he finally just gave me a reading list. Maybe i'm so uneducated in his "-ism" that my points shouldn't have been refuted or maybe i should have convinced myself for him... you know... it couldn't have been that his grasp on the subject was superficial, but trust me it's a really really good idea in theory  :boring:

i'm tempted to post it here but...
Title: Re: OK so PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON doesn't like me but I still want to...
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 24, 2012, 05:06:42 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools", said I,
"You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said,
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence

I like turtles.  :p