THIS IS THE THREAD FOR ASKING TROLLBEAR STUFF.
IT'S UP TO HIM WHETHER HE ANSWERS, BUT THIS IS WHERE TO ASK.
TROLLBEAR, DO I WANT WINE OR ICE CREAM? I HAVE 24 MINUTES TO DECIDE.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
FOLLOW UP: ANAL?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
OH GOD
TROLLBEAR, HELP ME! ONLY 17 MINUTES LEFT
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?
TROLLBEAR, WHY DO SOME ELDERLY GUYS PULL THEIR PANTS UP TO THEIR TITS, BUT NOT OTHERS?
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 05:35:32 AM
TROLLBEAR, DO I WANT WINE OR ICE CREAM? I HAVE 24 MINUTES TO DECIDE.
Make alcoholic ice cream by pouring wine onto ice cream and let it set.
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 05:40:52 AM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
FOLLOW UP: ANAL?
What is best in life depends on what you like, even if you like anal in your own way it can be the best thing in your life you sad, sad lonely person.
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?
Take all three at once and let the zombie drug junkie apocalpse begin!
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 08:37:11 AM
TROLLBEAR, WHY DO SOME ELDERLY GUYS PULL THEIR PANTS UP TO THEIR TITS, BUT NOT OTHERS?
Well it could be any number of things such as mis-identity with mistaking a old man with a old woman behind all the wrinkles or the fact that the male penis grows weaker with old age, meaning that it may entirely retreat into the body allowing them more room to pull up thier pants.
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?
What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.
What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?
What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.
What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.
There is such a thing as a oxford comma'?
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?
What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.
What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.
There is such a thing as a oxford comma'?
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?
TROLLBEAR, WHY DO YOU HATE BBS CODE?
My post completely disspeared for no reason other than usuage of the oxford comma
Obviously this is a sign that i will likely never get into oxford university.
Trollbear, what is the most effective way to teach my students Japanese?
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 25, 2012, 01:32:14 PM
Trollbear, what is the most effective way to teach my students Japanese?
Make them watch obscene amounts of japanese henatai, particualrly tetacle based ones so they get a grasp of the words and how they are pronounced. And its something they will willingly do in thier own time too so dont forget to set that henatai homework.
If you are serious about it, i kid, just get them to watch some japanse shows so they get a grasp of the language, kids shows even. Similar concept but this one is more do-able.
TROLLBEAR WHY DO YOU HATE FAIRYTALE PRINCESSES TRAPPED IN VIKING MANBEAR BODIES?
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 25, 2012, 02:28:13 PM
TROLLBEAR WHY DO YOU HATE FAIRYTALE PRINCESSES TRAPPED IN VIKING MANBEAR BODIES?
Im jealous. :cry:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?
What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.
What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?
I know it as the Serial Comma, but its absence also needles me. TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY THOUGHTS OF THE SERIAL COMMA?
Trollbear, what is the most effective way to make my parents Japanese?
Quote from: Hoopla on July 25, 2012, 04:03:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?
What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.
What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?
I know it as the Serial Comma, but its absence also needles me. TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY THOUGHTS OF THE SERIAL COMMA?
I haven't the slightest clue of what you are talking about in your hysteric ramblings my friend.
Quote from: Hoopla on July 25, 2012, 04:04:21 PM
Trollbear, what is the most effective way to make my parents Japanese?
Make them delusional on your level of achievement, a tad bit of brain and plastic surgery and rice at every meal should complete the transformation.
TROLLBEAR, SHOULD I EVER GET MARRIED AGAIN?
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 04:05:22 PM
TROLLBEAR, SHOULD I EVER GET MARRIED AGAIN?
If your heart says so and you don't mind dropping a few children if your new partner's catholic.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?
Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.
Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?
Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.
Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.
You are a communist.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ONE THE WILSHIRE COMMA?
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?
Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.
Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.
You are a communist.
I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.
Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?
Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.
Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.
You are a communist.
I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.
Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.
YOU BRITS INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE. USE IT.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?
Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.
Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.
You are a communist.
I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.
Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.
YOU BRITS INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE. USE IT.
Such a shame the "Yankee doodle dee" americans destroyed and mutilated our once noble language down to "howdy" so we could never use it properly ever again.
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?
Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.
Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.
You are a communist.
I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.
Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.
YOU BRITS INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE. USE IT.
Such a shame the "Yankee doodle dee" americans destroyed and mutilated our once noble language down to "howdy" so we could never use it properly ever again.
Look what we MADE you do.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE CLARENDON COMMA?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:25:29 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE CLARENDON COMMA?
Its my favourite one, every night i think about loving it passionately.
I never use it of course since its a private and exciting comma.
Buddha or pagan?
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
SIR BEARINGTON, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE ISLAMIC COMMA?
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving, but if you want a more serious answer i'd go with pagan, its more localized.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 06:44:11 PM
SIR BEARINGTON, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE ISLAMIC COMMA?
I have no idea what a pagan comma is.
Please show me.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving,
Right. We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving,
Right. We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.
Is there anything i can do to redeem myself?
I genuinely do wish to be part of this community.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving,
Right. We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.
Is there anything i can do to redeem myself?
I genuinely do wish to be part of this community.
You can still be part of the community. We don't boot people out for things like this.
It's just the PLACE you have in the community that's in question. Right now, you're wobbling between "village idiot", and "hyperactive aspie", with maybe a touch of "belligerant drunk" thrown in for spice.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving,
Right. We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.
Is there anything i can do to redeem myself?
I genuinely do wish to be part of this community.
You can still be part of the community. We don't boot people out for things like this.
It's just the PLACE you have in the community that's in question. Right now, you're wobbling between "village idiot", and "hyperactive aspie", with maybe a touch of "belligerant drunk" thrown in for spice.
I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.
Like you i suppose. :|
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:54:09 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving,
Right. We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.
Is there anything i can do to redeem myself?
I genuinely do wish to be part of this community.
You can still be part of the community. We don't boot people out for things like this.
It's just the PLACE you have in the community that's in question. Right now, you're wobbling between "village idiot", and "hyperactive aspie", with maybe a touch of "belligerant drunk" thrown in for spice.
I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.
Like you i suppose. :|
It's not relative, Trollbear.
It just IS.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:54:09 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving,
Right. We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.
Is there anything i can do to redeem myself?
I genuinely do wish to be part of this community.
You can still be part of the community. We don't boot people out for things like this.
It's just the PLACE you have in the community that's in question. Right now, you're wobbling between "village idiot", and "hyperactive aspie", with maybe a touch of "belligerant drunk" thrown in for spice.
I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.
Like you i suppose. :|
It's not relative, Trollbear.
It just IS.
Shame, should i put on the jester's hat and warble some nonsense drunkenly, while dancing round the village square M'lord'?
what am i?? (:
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:54:09 PM
I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.
Like you i suppose. :|
I'm too fucking old to worry about "cool".
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 07:02:17 PM
what am i?? (:
Cheerleader Captain or whatever they call it. It's fucking AWESOME, until one day you wake up in a trailer park at age 40, with all the cute worn off and nothing underneath it.
But that won't happen to YOU. You're different.
Special.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:02:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:54:09 PM
I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.
Like you i suppose. :|
I'm too fucking old to worry about "cool".
Must become standard then, i suppose the only way up is to progress to "Badass".
Would you be Singing I'm a little teacup?
If you find yourself becoming overstimulated, maybe step away from the computer.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:04:00 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:02:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:54:09 PM
I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.
Like you i suppose. :|
I'm too fucking old to worry about "cool".
Must become standard then, i suppose the only way up is to progress to "Badass".
I did that once.
Now my fingers look like jigsaw puzzles when X-rayed, and I ache everywhere.
But it got me something. I was a WINNER. So, yeah.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:03:53 PM
Quote from: SexyFish on July 25, 2012, 07:02:17 PM
what am i?? (:
Cheerleader Captain or whatever they call it. It's fucking AWESOME, until one day you wake up in a trailer park at age 40, with all the cute worn off and nothing underneath it.
But that won't happen to YOU. You're different. Special.
awh thanks dokky! <3 you're special
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:57:28 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:55:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:54:09 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:48:54 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:47:06 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 06:41:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:40:34 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 25, 2012, 06:38:35 PM
Buddha or pagan?
Why bother? Both of them are most likely out of you league, just stick to christianity or every other mainstream religion
Well, so much for second chances.
I am behaving,
Right. We seem to have different definitions of the term, and your definition has put you right back into the "chew toy; not to be taken seriously" catagory.
Is there anything i can do to redeem myself?
I genuinely do wish to be part of this community.
You can still be part of the community. We don't boot people out for things like this.
It's just the PLACE you have in the community that's in question. Right now, you're wobbling between "village idiot", and "hyperactive aspie", with maybe a touch of "belligerant drunk" thrown in for spice.
I suppose every forum needs one to balance out the infinitely cool members and make them look cooler.
Like you i suppose. :|
It's not relative, Trollbear.
It just IS.
Shame, should i put on the jester's hat and warble some nonsense drunkenly, while dancing round the village square M'lord'?
That would actually be kind of cool. Like GASM street theater.
Pls to youtube reactions.
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
Now, it's not hard to be viewed positively. (Your apology, for instance). But then, when you backslide, and don't show that you've actually changed the problematic behavior, it's back to chew toy. Digging in your heels doesn't help, as it just hardens everyone against you.
Luckily for you, though, there isn't really a time limit. So, if you're serious about being a community member, it can still happen. Just show the rest of us that you're more than a persona.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Dammit. I blame that one on having too many langauges in my head at once. FUCKING ENGLISH, HOW DOES IT WORK? WAFFLES! EDUMACATE ME!
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.
Quote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.
How many rounds do i owe?
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.
How many rounds do i owe?
THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!
ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE? DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT? IF SO HOW!?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2012, 09:08:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.
How many rounds do i owe?
THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!
ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE? DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT? IF SO HOW!?
No, no, he can ask questions. He just has to answer them also.
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:40:20 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Dammit. I blame that one on having too many langauges in my head at once. FUCKING ENGLISH, HOW DOES IT WORK? WAFFLES! EDUMACATE ME!
I KNOW NOTHING! I'M FROM BELGIALONA.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2012, 09:08:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
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Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.
How many rounds do i owe?
THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!
ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE? DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT? IF SO HOW!?
I'm not really in a postion to question you at the moment since i am simply trying to get along on my first day in.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2012, 09:08:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.
How many rounds do i owe?
THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!
ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE? DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT? IF SO HOW!?
I'm not really in a postion to question you at the moment since i am simply trying to get along on my first day in.
Yeah, I've read some of the stuff. My advice is to kick back and read as much of the stuff other folks have put out as you have time for, think twice, post once, and under no circumstances should you let that sinking feeling that you may be unloved by the other posters lead you to TRYING to be loved. You will have to love yourself Sir Bearington, or you will die here. I wish you the best of fortune! :)
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2012, 09:51:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2012, 09:08:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.
How many rounds do i owe?
THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!
ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE? DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT? IF SO HOW!?
I'm not really in a postion to question you at the moment since i am simply trying to get along on my first day in.
Yeah, I've read some of the stuff. My advice is to kick back and read as much of the stuff other folks have put out as you have time for, think twice, post once, and under no circumstances should you let that sinking feeling that you may be unloved by the other posters lead you to TRYING to be loved. You will have to love yourself Sir Bearington, or you will die here. I wish you the best of fortune! :)
Thanks.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.
The first rule of Sir Bear is that i am relentless, only stopping to take breaks, eat and sleep.
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:59:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.
The first rule of Sir Bear is that i am relentless, only stopping to take breaks, eat and sleep.
The second rule of Sir Bear is that Sir Bear will die alone, in his mother's basement, having never kissed or even actually met a girl.
Very sad.
SIR BEARINGTON, HOW DOES ONE CALL GHOST-BUSTERS? (If you don't get it then I will be very disappointed.)
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:24:29 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:59:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.
:cry:
We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.
The first rule of Sir Bear is that i am relentless, only stopping to take breaks, eat and sleep.
The second rule of Sir Bear is that Sir Bear will die alone, in his mother's basement, having never kissed or even actually met a girl.
Very sad.
Rules are made to be broken my good friend.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on July 26, 2012, 04:04:01 AM
SIR BEARINGTON, HOW DOES ONE CALL GHOST-BUSTERS? (If you don't get it then I will be very disappointed.)
555 - 2368 if that means anything to you or serves useful let me know.
Also i think this is another updated version of it 1-212-no-ghost
What was the tale where the guru waited for the light to change...
:oops:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 26, 2012, 10:25:14 AM
What was the tale where the guru waited for the light to change...
:oops:
I don't know.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 26, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Chuck Norris.
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE NORWEGIAN COMMA?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 26, 2012, 01:50:15 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE NORWEGIAN COMMA?
It does not contain hot swedish blonde women and is terrible on islands.
NEXT QUESTION!
Why are you a bear?
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 09:50:15 PM
Why are you a bear?
I may as well ask, why are you a human?
I just am.
NEXT!
Huh.
God you're so beta Trollbear.
Rip in peace.
Quote from: Sleeper on July 28, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
God you're so beta Trollbear.
Rip in peace.
I don't know what the first sentence is supposed to mean, but as far as the second sentence goes, you spelled "Shut up forever, retarded attention whore" incorrectly.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 28, 2012, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Sleeper on July 28, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
God you're so beta Trollbear.
Rip in peace.
I don't know what the first sentence is supposed to mean, but as far as the second sentence goes, you spelled "Shut up forever, retarded attention whore" incorrectly.
I can't get "beta" from context here, either. Could be as opposed to "alpha", like the wolf that gets humped a lot. Or could be something to do with "betamax", i.e., 80's VCR FAIL.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 07:28:43 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 28, 2012, 07:16:56 AM
Quote from: Sleeper on July 28, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
God you're so beta Trollbear.
Rip in peace.
I don't know what the first sentence is supposed to mean, but as far as the second sentence goes, you spelled "Shut up forever, retarded attention whore" incorrectly.
I can't get "beta" from context here, either. Could be as opposed to "alpha", like the wolf that gets humped a lot. Or could be something to do with "betamax", i.e., 80's VCR FAIL.
They're all 12. I dunno. Maybe I'll get my youngest sister to translate Sixie (Boston Latin School/Boston Latin Academy/O'Bryant slang for 7th grader) into English. And then I'll have her bleach her eyes, because she's my youngest sister and shouldn't see any of this website. Seriously, when did daycare get out?
Quote from: Sleeper on July 28, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
God you're so beta Trollbear.
Rip in peace.
Hello upside down person!
One of us! One of us! Gooble Gooble we accept you!
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 28, 2012, 08:04:54 AM
Quote from: Sleeper on July 28, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
God you're so beta Trollbear.
Rip in peace.
Hello upside down person!
One of us! One of us! Gooble Gooble we accept you!
I looked at beta upside-down and it looked like it said ptaq.
Are Australians secretly Klingons?
If an alpha is someone who is socially fully functioning, and capable of sound interaction, a beta would naturally be the next step down.
The term originates from the animal kingdom, alpha being leader.
Beta was a phrase colloquially used to describe someone that struggles in a social environment.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 28, 2012, 08:11:33 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 28, 2012, 08:04:54 AM
Quote from: Sleeper on July 28, 2012, 04:46:53 AM
God you're so beta Trollbear.
Rip in peace.
Hello upside down person!
One of us! One of us! Gooble Gooble we accept you!
I looked at beta upside-down and it looked like it said ptaq.
Are Australians secretly Klingons?
Yes.
IOW, the wolf that gets humped.
In my head I hear that in Valley girl-ese. "God, you're so BETA, Trollbear. Like, groaty. Beta to the max."
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 06:56:46 PM
IOW, the wolf that gets humped.
In my head I hear that in Valley girl-ese. "God, you're so BETA, Trollbear. Like, groaty. Beta to the max."
No, "Beta" is FC-ese for the guy who always takes second place, the guy who chats up a girl all night only to have her leave the party with an "alpha", etc.
It's sort of proto-PUA talk.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 28, 2012, 06:57:52 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 06:56:46 PM
IOW, the wolf that gets humped.
In my head I hear that in Valley girl-ese. "God, you're so BETA, Trollbear. Like, groaty. Beta to the max."
No, "Beta" is FC-ese for the guy who always takes second place, the guy who chats up a girl all night only to have her leave the party with an "alpha", etc.
It's sort of proto-PUA talk.
More like proto-rapist talk. As soon as you start identifying "beta" males, you've already started dehumanizing people because there are no such thing in human beings.
PUA's are essentially wannabe rapists anyway and this "beta" shit falls in the same box.
"I'M GONNA DOMINATE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BETA GUY SHE LIKES AND FUCK SHIT OUTTA HER." Nevermind what SHE wants.
Interesting... In my own brain "beta" means "second..."
Basically, a "beta" is somebody who, while not a leader themselves, makes an excellent support system for the person who IS the leader.
In my corner of the world, a "beta" is just as strong as an "alpha," just more tempermentally suited to helping reach goals stated by someone else than choosing the path for a group, themselves. (Hell, in SCA terms, give me a line full of "betas" any day, with one or two "alphas" to make the battle plan, die gloriously in the first few minutes of combat, and leave the winning to the REST of us.)
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2012, 09:21:02 PM
Interesting... In my own brain "beta" means "second..."
Basically, a "beta" is somebody who, while not a leader themselves, makes an excellent support system for the person who IS the leader.
In my corner of the world, a "beta" is just as strong as an "alpha," just more tempermentally suited to helping reach goals stated by someone else than choosing the path for a group, themselves. (Hell, in SCA terms, give me a line full of "betas" any day, with one or two "alphas" to make the battle plan, die gloriously in the first few minutes of combat, and leave the winning to the REST of us.)
And that's probably the true definition (uber-slow crappy connection today and SWEATING BALLS, can't *quite* get myself together to google) but I suspect PUA usage is somewhat more VOMDERP.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2012, 09:21:02 PM
Interesting... In my own brain "beta" means "second..."
Basically, a "beta" is somebody who, while not a leader themselves, makes an excellent support system for the person who IS the leader.
In my corner of the world, a "beta" is just as strong as an "alpha," just more tempermentally suited to helping reach goals stated by someone else than choosing the path for a group, themselves. (Hell, in SCA terms, give me a line full of "betas" any day, with one or two "alphas" to make the battle plan, die gloriously in the first few minutes of combat, and leave the winning to the REST of us.)
And that's probably the true definition (uber-slow crappy connection today and SWEATING BALLS, can't *quite* get myself together to google) but I suspect PUA usage is somewhat more VOMDERP.
My defininiton, however, makes no sense in this context.
Unless, of course, Sleeper is hinting that he's another account of Trollbear's.
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2012, 10:24:22 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2012, 09:21:02 PM
Interesting... In my own brain "beta" means "second..."
Basically, a "beta" is somebody who, while not a leader themselves, makes an excellent support system for the person who IS the leader.
In my corner of the world, a "beta" is just as strong as an "alpha," just more tempermentally suited to helping reach goals stated by someone else than choosing the path for a group, themselves. (Hell, in SCA terms, give me a line full of "betas" any day, with one or two "alphas" to make the battle plan, die gloriously in the first few minutes of combat, and leave the winning to the REST of us.)
And that's probably the true definition (uber-slow crappy connection today and SWEATING BALLS, can't *quite* get myself together to google) but I suspect PUA usage is somewhat more VOMDERP.
My defininiton, however, makes no sense in this context.
Unless, of course, Sleeper is hinting that he's another account of Trollbear's.
That occurred to me too.
He hasn't bumped forty threads yet, though. We'll see.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
PUA's are essentially wannabe rapists anyway and this "beta" shit falls in the same box.
"I'M GONNA DOMINATE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BETA GUY SHE LIKES AND FUCK SHIT OUTTA HER." Nevermind what SHE wants.
Wow.
That one hell of a long bow you're drawing there.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 29, 2012, 05:51:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 08:31:41 PM
PUA's are essentially wannabe rapists anyway and this "beta" shit falls in the same box.
"I'M GONNA DOMINATE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BETA GUY SHE LIKES AND FUCK SHIT OUTTA HER." Nevermind what SHE wants.
Wow.
That one hell of a long bow you're drawing there.
That's the intent. :shrugs:
It never works the way they WANT it to, y'understand, and I've seen some BODACIOUS bar brawls, but that's the intent. :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2012, 09:21:02 PM
Interesting... In my own brain "beta" means "second..."
Basically, a "beta" is somebody who, while not a leader themselves, makes an excellent support system for the person who IS the leader.
In my corner of the world, a "beta" is just as strong as an "alpha," just more tempermentally suited to helping reach goals stated by someone else than choosing the path for a group, themselves. (Hell, in SCA terms, give me a line full of "betas" any day, with one or two "alphas" to make the battle plan, die gloriously in the first few minutes of combat, and leave the winning to the REST of us.)
And that's probably the true definition (uber-slow crappy connection today and SWEATING BALLS, can't *quite* get myself together to google) but I suspect PUA usage is somewhat more VOMDERP.
Here's the thing. In animal behavior, "alpha" and "beta" HAVE MEANINGS. When you take a word that has a meaning and re-apply it however your imagination tells you to, you lose consensus, and the word loses meaning.
It's like saying "In my own head, 'vagina' means 'armpit'". Sure, it might mean that to you, but when you start talking about your sweaty vaginas, how many people are going to share your definition?
Human beings don't have pack hierarchies in the way that pack animals do. We are
social animals, not
pack animals. We have complex situational social hierarchies, not pack hierarchies. The words "alpha" and "beta" are literally meaningless when applied to human hierarchies, unless you are using them as euphemisms for an actual human hierarchical structure such as "President" and "Vice President".
Furthermore, if we were pack animals and those descriptors were accurate, you couldn't have a line full of "betas" because the word describes a set position in a pack hierarchy, of which there can be only one.
One of the reasons I hate PUA/romantic self-help type books is that they flat-out make shit up about human behavior, usually cribbed from books on dog training and birdwatching, and not only is it inapplicable bullshit, but it sounds plausible and familiar so
people believe it.
Quote from: Sleeper on July 28, 2012, 09:55:11 AM
If an alpha is someone who is socially fully functioning, and capable of sound interaction, a beta would naturally be the next step down.
The term originates from the animal kingdom, alpha being leader.
Beta was a phrase colloquially used to describe someone that struggles in a social environment.
Silly me for think it was a brave new world reference
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 29, 2012, 06:25:26 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 28, 2012, 10:18:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 28, 2012, 09:21:02 PM
Interesting... In my own brain "beta" means "second..."
Basically, a "beta" is somebody who, while not a leader themselves, makes an excellent support system for the person who IS the leader.
In my corner of the world, a "beta" is just as strong as an "alpha," just more tempermentally suited to helping reach goals stated by someone else than choosing the path for a group, themselves. (Hell, in SCA terms, give me a line full of "betas" any day, with one or two "alphas" to make the battle plan, die gloriously in the first few minutes of combat, and leave the winning to the REST of us.)
And that's probably the true definition (uber-slow crappy connection today and SWEATING BALLS, can't *quite* get myself together to google) but I suspect PUA usage is somewhat more VOMDERP.
Here's the thing. In animal behavior, "alpha" and "beta" HAVE MEANINGS. When you take a word that has a meaning and re-apply it however your imagination tells you to, you lose consensus, and the word loses meaning.
It's like saying "In my own head, 'vagina' means 'armpit'". Sure, it might mean that to you, but when you start talking about your sweaty vaginas, how many people are going to share your definition?
Human beings don't have pack hierarchies in the way that pack animals do. We are social animals, not pack animals. We have complex situational social hierarchies, not pack hierarchies. The words "alpha" and "beta" are literally meaningless when applied to human hierarchies, unless you are using them as euphemisms for an actual human hierarchical structure such as "President" and "Vice President".
Furthermore, if we were pack animals and those descriptors were accurate, you couldn't have a line full of "betas" because the word describes a set position in a pack hierarchy, of which there can be only one.
One of the reasons I hate PUA/romantic self-help type books is that they flat-out make shit up about human behavior, usually cribbed from books on dog training and birdwatching, and not only is it inapplicable bullshit, but it sounds plausible and familiar so people believe it.
Dog training????? I guess you're right, now that I think about it.
I wish Cesar Milan would walk them around with a pinch collar. :x