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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 25, 2012, 05:34:53 AM

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Sir Bearington

#60
July 25, 2012, 09:53:07 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2012, 09:51:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 25, 2012, 09:08:40 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 25, 2012, 07:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

:cry:

Phox, two beer penalty for roughing the language.

How many rounds do i owe?

THE FIRST RULE OF ASK TROLLBEAR IS TROLLBEAR DOES NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!


ARE YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOYING YOU PD EXPERIENCE?  DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT?  IF SO HOW!?

I'm not really in a postion to question you at the moment since i am simply trying to get along on my first day in.

Yeah, I've read some of the stuff.  My advice is to kick back and read as much of the stuff other folks have put out as you have time for, think twice, post once, and under no circumstances should you let that sinking feeling that you may be unloved by the other posters lead you to TRYING to be loved.  You will have to love yourself Sir Bearington, or you will die here.  I wish you the best of fortune!  :)

Thanks.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#61
July 25, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

:cry:

We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Bearington

#62
July 25, 2012, 09:59:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

:cry:

We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.

The first rule of Sir Bear is that i am relentless, only stopping to take breaks, eat and sleep.

The Good Reverend Roger

#63
July 25, 2012, 11:24:29 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:59:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

:cry:

We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.

The first rule of Sir Bear is that i am relentless, only stopping to take breaks, eat and sleep.

The second rule of Sir Bear is that Sir Bear will die alone, in his mother's basement, having never kissed or even actually met a girl.

Very sad.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ThatGreenGentleman

#64
July 26, 2012, 04:04:01 AM
SIR BEARINGTON, HOW DOES ONE CALL GHOST-BUSTERS? (If you don't get it then I will be very disappointed.)
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Sir Bearington

#65
July 26, 2012, 10:20:30 AM Last Edit: July 26, 2012, 10:24:14 AM by Sir Bearington
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 11:24:29 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:59:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:32:36 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 07:30:45 PM
You see, Sir Bearington, to put it terms that may be a bit simpler, either you are perceived as an equal and upstanding member of the community, or you are perceived as the person everyone slaps around when their bored.

:cry:

We've all been reading SirBear's and FishySex's gibberish all day. Cut Phox some slack.

The first rule of Sir Bear is that i am relentless, only stopping to take breaks, eat and sleep.

The second rule of Sir Bear is that Sir Bear will die alone, in his mother's basement, having never kissed or even actually met a girl.

Very sad.

Rules are made to be broken my good friend.

Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on July 26, 2012, 04:04:01 AM
SIR BEARINGTON, HOW DOES ONE CALL GHOST-BUSTERS? (If you don't get it then I will be very disappointed.)

555 - 2368 if that means anything to you or serves useful let me know.

Also i think this is another updated version of it 1-212-no-ghost

the last yatto

#66
July 26, 2012, 10:25:14 AM
What was the tale where the guru waited for the light to change...
:oops:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

EK WAFFLR

#67
July 26, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Sir Bearington

#68
July 26, 2012, 01:23:37 PM
Quote from: Brian Fnord on July 26, 2012, 10:25:14 AM
What was the tale where the guru waited for the light to change...
:oops:

I don't know.

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 26, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris.

LMNO

#69
July 26, 2012, 01:50:15 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE NORWEGIAN COMMA?

Sir Bearington

#70
July 26, 2012, 01:51:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 26, 2012, 01:50:15 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF THE NORWEGIAN COMMA?

It does not contain hot swedish blonde women and is terrible on islands.

NEXT QUESTION!

The Dark Monk

#71
July 26, 2012, 09:50:15 PM
Why are you a bear?
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Sir Bearington

#72
July 26, 2012, 09:54:11 PM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on July 26, 2012, 09:50:15 PM
Why are you a bear?

I may as well ask, why are you a human?

I just am.

NEXT!

The Dark Monk

#73
July 26, 2012, 09:54:59 PM
Huh.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Sir Bearington

#74
July 26, 2012, 09:55:59 PM
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