When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
Yeah well, I've been keeping an eye on them freaks and I'll tell ya:
There AIN'T no "in-between". There AIN'T no both of 'em together. There's either the one, or the other. Heaven or Hell. Belief or Disbelief. Left or right. Right or some kinda communist named Wong.
Ever' time I hear some damned socialist talk about takin' both the pills instead of just making a choice, like God intended you to, well, it just makes me sick.
A parent gives you choices to see what you'll do with 'em, not so you can eat up every damned option. Like some demon bisexual.
/
:mullet:
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
/ \
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/85/90/62/8590620_ori.jpg)
Quote from: Alty on August 01, 2012, 05:56:53 PM
Yeah well, I've been keeping an eye on them freaks and I'll tell ya:
There AIN'T no "in-between". There AIN'T no both of 'em together. There's either the one, or the other. Heaven or Hell. Belief or Disbelief. Left or right. Right or some kinda communist named Wong.
Ever' time I hear some damned socialist talk about takin' both the pills instead of just making a choice, like God intended you to, well, it just makes me sick.
A parent gives you choices to see what you'll do with 'em, not so you can eat up every damned option. Like some demon bisexual.
/
:mullet:
If God wanted us to have more than two options, he'd have given us a third arm, if you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:04:26 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
/ \
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/85/90/62/8590620_ori.jpg)
My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians. The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:04:26 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
/ \
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/85/90/62/8590620_ori.jpg)
My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians. The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.
If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it? Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.
So no, I don't do that.
Just trying to make up for the lack of a Yellow #5 pill. MY PHARMACEUTICAL CHOICES ARE UNREASONABLY LIMITED! THERE *IS* A SPOON!!!
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:11:24 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:04:26 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
/ \
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/85/90/62/8590620_ori.jpg)
My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians. The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.
If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it? Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.
So no, I don't do that.
Canadians ALWAYS brag. But they're
sneaky about it.
"Look how filthy it is on your side of the bridge" = "Look how spotless our country is, because we're too poor to have garbage."
"Your beer sucks" = "We make great beer. And we drink all of it. Every night of the week. Then we make more Canadians."
"Tim Horton's" ---> Nuff said.
"We gave you Celine Dion, and if you don't SHUT UP, we'll do worse." = Look at how effective we are at international terrorism.
"American politics is so simple-minded." = "We have so many parties, we have NO IDEA who the prime minister is."
And then you have to make FANCY NAMES for all of your politicians. "Premier" vs "Governor". "Solicitor General" vs "Attorney General". "Prime Minister" vs "President". "Joey Smallwood" vs "Emperor Norton".
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on August 01, 2012, 06:13:28 PM
Just trying to make up for the lack of a Yellow #5 pill. MY PHARMACEUTICAL CHOICES ARE UNREASONABLY LIMITED! THERE *IS* A SPOON!!!
It also occurs to me that my Nexium anti-spewing acid all over everything pill is purple, which means I am taking both pills every morning.
Which explains why I can never remember what happened the night before, but I know I'll be doing the same damn thing the next night.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:16:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:11:24 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:04:26 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
/ \
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/85/90/62/8590620_ori.jpg)
My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians. The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.
If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it? Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.
So no, I don't do that.
Canadians ALWAYS brag. But they're sneaky about it.
"Look how filthy it is on your side of the bridge" = "Look how spotless our country is, because we're too poor to have garbage."
"Your beer sucks" = "We make great beer. And we drink all of it. Every night of the week. Then we make more Canadians."
"Tim Horton's" ---> Nuff said.
"We gave you Celine Dion, and if you don't SHUT UP, we'll do worse." = Look at how effective we are at international terrorism.
"American politics is so simple-minded." = "We have so many parties, we have NO IDEA who the prime minister is."
And then you have to make FANCY NAMES for all of your politicians. "Premier" vs "Governor". "Solicitor General" vs "Attorney General". "Prime Minister" vs "President". "Joey Smallwood" vs "Emperor Norton".
Shit, they're onto us... to the hydrofoil!!
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:19:13 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:16:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:11:24 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 01, 2012, 06:04:26 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
NO SENSE MAKES SENSE!
/ \
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/85/90/62/8590620_ori.jpg)
My nannywall is protecting me from the pic you posted, which leads me to believe that either A) my IT department is being silly, or B) That your pic is unadulterated filth of the nature I've come to expect from Canadians. The fact that Obama allows one of our protectorates to act in this fashion is just further proof that he hates freedom.
If I said that my official job was to infiltrate amerikan forums and disrupt it would sound like I was bragging, wouldn't it? Now that wouldn't be very Canadian.
So no, I don't do that.
Canadians ALWAYS brag. But they're sneaky about it.
"Look how filthy it is on your side of the bridge" = "Look how spotless our country is, because we're too poor to have garbage."
"Your beer sucks" = "We make great beer. And we drink all of it. Every night of the week. Then we make more Canadians."
"Tim Horton's" ---> Nuff said.
"We gave you Celine Dion, and if you don't SHUT UP, we'll do worse." = Look at how effective we are at international terrorism.
"American politics is so simple-minded." = "We have so many parties, we have NO IDEA who the prime minister is."
And then you have to make FANCY NAMES for all of your politicians. "Premier" vs "Governor". "Solicitor General" vs "Attorney General". "Prime Minister" vs "President". "Joey Smallwood" vs "Emperor Norton".
Shit, they're onto us... to the hydrofoil!!
SEE? THEY EVEN BRAG ABOUT BOATS!
I don't swallow the red OR the blue pill.
I crush both those bastards right the fuck up and snort them with a pile of dexedrine.
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 01, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
I don't swallow the red OR the blue pill.
I crush both those bastards right the fuck up and snort them with a pile of dexedrine.
This is the correct pile of shattered nerves and expanded colons.
.... I thought they were suppositories.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 01, 2012, 07:58:29 PM
.... I thought they were suppositories.
This explains a whole lot of things about you, Waffles. Your beard & hair, for example. You always look like you have been either surprised by something, or perhaps berserking on the neighbors in Russia.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 08:22:50 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 01, 2012, 07:58:29 PM
.... I thought they were suppositories.
This explains a whole lot of things about you, Waffles. Your beard & hair, for example. You always look like you have been either surprised by something, or perhaps berserking on the neighbors in Russia.
Usually, when I berserk on the Russians, I am very surprised. Their vodka is awful.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
Which explains why I can never remember what happened the night before, but I know I'll be doing the same damn thing the next night.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xf12mMRuKCg/Sw15T4ds45I/AAAAAAAABGg/Vrh7gEjqskc/s1600/pinky_and_brain.gif)
IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE!!!!
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.
It's the only thing that explains your behavior. You People make NO SENSE.
My DEA friend had recently informed me that the Moldovans recently infiltrated the Red Pill supply chain and secretly replaced them with carefully disguised Red Hots, so I figured taking both of them wasn't going to hurt me much.
Anyone have a glass of milk?
The pills thing coulda just been a dual-placebo test.
those who didn't devour the behavioural scientists whole, failed.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 02, 2012, 07:54:42 AM
IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE!!!!
EVERYTHING IS TRUE--BUT NOTHING IS PERMITTED
and I took Morpheus's shades too.
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cvW_GWnWWp8/T-KeiyUIW2I/AAAAAAAAF2k/IWjTcmrKsMo/s1600/Bender+Rodriguez.jpg)
Re: pills (or my inestimable respect for clarity on this board)
Quote from: LuciferX on August 07, 2012, 06:05:03 PM
The reason for their being both red and also blue is because the red is for the right eye and the blue is for the left eye, right? Or should I be focusing more on making these espressos?
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 02, 2012, 04:59:35 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 02, 2012, 07:54:42 AM
IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE!!!!
EVERYTHING IS TRUE--BUT NOTHING IS PERMITTED
and I took Morpheus's shades too.
When can I pick them up (thanks) :argh!:
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:
Me. Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way. HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:
Me. Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way. HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:
Me. Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way. HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?
Yes.
I rubbed the forks on my bits.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 08:37:56 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:
Me. Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way. HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?
Yes.
I rubbed the forks on my bits.
Burning my apartment complex to the ground and salting the earth.
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 08:37:56 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:
Me. Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way. HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?
Yes.
I rubbed the forks on my bits.
Burning my apartment complex to the ground and salting the earth.
My Holy Gifts™...REJECTED! :cry: