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A thought about you fucking weirdos.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM

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EK WAFFLR

#15
August 01, 2012, 09:31:22 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 08:22:50 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 01, 2012, 07:58:29 PM
.... I thought they were suppositories.

This explains a whole lot of things about you, Waffles.  Your beard & hair, for example.  You always look like you have been either surprised by something, or perhaps berserking on the neighbors in Russia.

Usually, when I berserk on the Russians, I am very surprised. Their vodka is awful.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Johnny

#16
August 01, 2012, 09:41:16 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 06:17:46 PM
Which explains why I can never remember what happened the night before, but I know I'll be doing the same damn thing the next night.

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
August 02, 2012, 07:54:42 AM
IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#18
August 02, 2012, 10:29:16 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 01, 2012, 05:46:08 PM
When presented with the choice between the blue pill and the red pill, you crazy assholes grabbed them BOTH and ate them.

It's the only thing that explains your behavior.  You People make NO SENSE.


My DEA friend had recently informed me that the Moldovans recently infiltrated the Red Pill supply chain and secretly replaced them with carefully disguised Red Hots, so I figured taking both of them wasn't going to hurt me much.


Anyone have a glass of milk?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

standvast

#19
August 02, 2012, 04:41:12 PM

The pills thing coulda just been a dual-placebo test.
those who didn't devour the behavioural scientists whole, failed.
no.such.thing.

Triple Zero

#20
August 02, 2012, 04:59:35 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 02, 2012, 07:54:42 AM
IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE!!!!

EVERYTHING IS TRUE--BUT NOTHING IS PERMITTED







and I took Morpheus's shades too.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
August 06, 2012, 04:13:17 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 02, 2012, 04:59:35 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 02, 2012, 07:54:42 AM
IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE!!!!

EVERYTHING IS TRUE--BUT NOTHING IS PERMITTED







and I took Morpheus's shades too.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#22
August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:

The Dark Monk

#23
August 07, 2012, 12:53:36 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:

I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

minuspace

#24
August 07, 2012, 06:09:13 PM Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 06:12:23 PM by LuciferX
Re: pills (or my inestimable respect for clarity on this board)

Quote from: LuciferX on August 07, 2012, 06:05:03 PM
The reason for their being both red and also blue is because the red is for the right eye and the blue is for the left eye, right?  Or should I be focusing more on making these espressos?

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 02, 2012, 04:59:35 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 02, 2012, 07:54:42 AM
IT'S ALL FUCKING TRUE!!!!

EVERYTHING IS TRUE--BUT NOTHING IS PERMITTED







and I took Morpheus's shades too.
When can I pick them up (thanks)  :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:

Me.  Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way.  HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#26
August 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:

Me.  Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way.  HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!

:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
August 07, 2012, 08:37:56 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:

Me.  Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way.  HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!

:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?

Yes.

I rubbed the forks on my bits.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#28
August 07, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 08:37:56 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:

Me.  Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way.  HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!

:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?

Yes.

I rubbed the forks on my bits.

Burning my apartment complex to the ground and salting the earth.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
August 07, 2012, 08:42:04 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 08:37:56 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 08:36:13 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on August 07, 2012, 12:35:44 AM
Ok, so which one of you fucks has been bending my spoons? :argh!:

Me.  Not only that, half of them are now joke "inverted" spoons, where the concave part is facing the wrong way.  HAW HAW, YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!

:crankey: Guess I have to go back to eating my soup with a fork. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU COMMIE?

Yes.

I rubbed the forks on my bits.

Burning my apartment complex to the ground and salting the earth.

My Holy Gifts™...REJECTED!   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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