Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Salty on August 07, 2012, 09:25:11 PM

Title: Here's the thing:
Post by: Salty on August 07, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
If you think I'm stupid, if you think I'm wrong, if you believe I am misguided or under some kind of misapprehension about something or other

FUCKING TELL ME.

And not just me. Tell everyone. Treat everyone who isn't a complete cock like a friends who's got a giant fucking booger on the end of their nose. You gonna let your friend go out like that to try make meat noises with other people? Ok, well maybe you're one of those kind of friends, and you think it's funny. That's different, because it's funny.

Point being, when you whimper and whine you make yourself look totally pathetic.

I like it when people tell me I'm stupid, provided I'm being stupid, because I don't want to be stupid.

And if you want to reserve silent hate toward me, that's cool to. But please don't expect anything but open, direct hostility from me if you can only take lazy, safe swipes. Or anyone around me, really. It doesn't really matter if it's directed AT me or not, passive-aggressive bullshit make my shit turn into liquid hot iron. In fact, I sometimes feel like I'm not aggressive enough about that kind of thing. Maybe I need more practice.

I see people put up with that shit in their lives all the time and feel BAD for doing something wrong to the other person. I've seen people build their whole lives around appeasing passive-aggressives and it makes me want to puke. I've lived like that and it makes me want to puke.

Never again.

OR KILL ME.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 07, 2012, 09:26:51 PM
:jihaad:
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Phox on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Phox on August 07, 2012, 10:40:05 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.
That is the way of things. It's the old way, but it is still a good way. As good as any new way, and better, even.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Salty on August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.

:regret:
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:48:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.

:regret:

So you say NOW, Alty.  But those fucking neighbors of yours, they'll be around sooner or later.  Probably sooner.

And then you'll wish you had some RICHTER SAUCETM.  It makes a GREAT BBQ, and also is useful for blinding & burning Alaskan savages.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2012, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:48:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.

:regret:

So you say NOW, Alty.  But those fucking neighbors of yours, they'll be around sooner or later.  Probably sooner.

And then you'll wish you had some RICHTER SAUCETM.  It makes a GREAT BBQ, and also is useful for blinding & burning Alaskan savages.

Can you send some in the mail without risking a federal case?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:54:39 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:48:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 08, 2012, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 07, 2012, 10:37:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, The Abdicator on August 07, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
Brother Alty speaks many truths.

For which he will be duly punished.

:regret:

So you say NOW, Alty.  But those fucking neighbors of yours, they'll be around sooner or later.  Probably sooner.

And then you'll wish you had some RICHTER SAUCETM.  It makes a GREAT BBQ, and also is useful for blinding & burning Alaskan savages.

Can you send some in the mail without risking a federal case?  :lulz:

No.  But isn't that a small price to pay?
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:03:31 AM
AMEN, ALTY.

I hate it when people object to things, but are vague, and won't clarify when asked.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2012, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.

:argh!: I WENT LOOKING AND COULDN'T FIND IT.
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 01:44:46 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.

:argh!: I WENT LOOKING AND COULDN'T FIND IT.

CAUSE IT BURNED OFF.   :cry:
Title: Re: Here's the thing:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2012, 04:19:12 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 01:44:46 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 06:34:45 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 03:05:45 AM
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. BY ME.

MAYBE.

DOUR,
Got no brain, got no sense, gonna stick my dick in the electric fence.

:argh!: I WENT LOOKING AND COULDN'T FIND IT.

CAUSE IT BURNED OFF.   :cry:

:crankey: