In light of this recent news about your state's crime against humanity in the form of advertising Keystone as "BEER" I hereby declare war on your pathetic dust storm of a state.
If anyone there actually considers that watery hippo puss to be anything resembling a beer, be it pilsner, lager or otherwise, than they deserve ... TO HAVE TO DRINK IT.
Yup, that's it. Your cactus infested shit plate of a state is hereby CUT OFF of all beer. And I don't mean that rice corn and preservative piss water you melted brained wind heads call beer I mean REAL beer. Made of water, barley, hops and yeast. The way beer fucking SHOULD be made.
As for the guy on the billboards with the mullet.. well, his punishment is obviously to never get laid so long as that unfortunate event exists upon his maggot chewed cereal bowl of a "skull".
What have you got to say for yourselves, you puke!
Squiddy, where nightmares are born vs. Arizona, where dreams go to die.
TAKING BETS. TAKING YOUR BETS.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 09, 2012, 12:46:57 AM
In light of this recent news about your state's crime against humanity in the form of advertising Keystone as "BEER" I hereby declare war on your pathetic dust storm of a state.
If anyone there actually considers that watery hippo puss to be anything resembling a beer, be it pilsner, lager or otherwise, than they deserve ... TO HAVE TO DRINK IT.
Yup, that's it. Your cactus infested shit plate of a state is hereby CUT OFF of all beer. And I don't mean that rice corn and preservative piss water you melted brained wind heads call beer I mean REAL beer. Made of water, barley, hops and yeast. The way beer fucking SHOULD be made.
As for the guy on the billboards with the mullet.. well, his punishment is obviously to never get laid so long as that unfortunate event exists upon his maggot chewed cereal bowl of a "skull".
What have you got to say for yourselves, you puke!
I know the bolded, above, must be a typo, but it created a whole new mental image that resulted in
(http://photo01.getmerated.com/7/7f/7f5ee4d2bff75d4c/6a8856a827ace1bb/6a8856a827ace1bb.jpg)
That was not a typo madam. :p
Watery hippo puss has NOTHING on Keystone.
All the people I've seen drink that shit drank it hot, BTW. Because they were the kind to hide beers in the laundry pile.
aaaaaaaaaand they must be destroyed.
Why are they hiding beer in the laundry pile? :?
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 09, 2012, 04:51:10 AM
Why are they hiding beer in the laundry pile? :?
So their alkie spouses don't take them.
If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 07:38:44 AM
If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.
I think if you were hiding beer and knew Squiddy, you'd know better than to get Keystone, because you don't come across as suicidal.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 09, 2012, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 07:38:44 AM
If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.
I think if you were hiding beer and knew Squiddy, you'd know better than to get Keystone, because you don't come across as suicidal.
Keystone is probably almost as bad as death-by-Squiddy, anyway.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 08:13:09 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 09, 2012, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 07:38:44 AM
If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.
I think if you were hiding beer and knew Squiddy, you'd know better than to get Keystone, because you don't come across as suicidal.
Keystone is probably almost as bad as death-by-Squiddy, anyway.
:lulz: not even close, my friend. Squidday is from
Florida.
And Florida, like Ohio, has something fundamentally fucked up about it.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 09, 2012, 12:46:57 AM
In light of this recent news about your state's crime against humanity in the form of advertising Keystone as "BEER" I hereby declare war on your pathetic dust storm of a state.
If anyone there actually considers that watery hippo puss to be anything resembling a beer, be it pilsner, lager or otherwise, than they deserve ... TO HAVE TO DRINK IT.
Yup, that's it. Your cactus infested shit plate of a state is hereby CUT OFF of all beer. And I don't mean that rice corn and preservative piss water you melted brained wind heads call beer I mean REAL beer. Made of water, barley, hops and yeast. The way beer fucking SHOULD be made.
As for the guy on the billboards with the mullet.. well, his punishment is obviously to never get laid so long as that unfortunate event exists upon his maggot chewed cereal bowl of a "skull".
What have you got to say for yourselves, you puke!
We await our Floridian liberators.
Even the finest of Florida rednecks such as this fucking broad-
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/299969/856460.jpg)
wouldn't be caught dead with a Keystone.
It's Miller time in the dick state, bitches.
Even as I type this and read through this shit my cat can sense the anger welling up in my gut and has now pissed the floor in fright.
Good job, Roger.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
And they had a guy wearing a mullet on the billboard.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
I think we're doomed.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.
pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed
Depends on what the doom is.
Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.
pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed
Depends on what the doom is.
Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.
There's nothing to actually worry about. Floridians have to breathe.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.
pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed
Depends on what the doom is.
Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.
There's nothing to actually worry about. Floridians have to breathe.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot there's no air up here.
Hmm. It is still squiddy though...
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:17:56 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:09:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 10, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I think we're doomed.
pleasepleaseplease let us be doomed
Depends on what the doom is.
Are you going to killeveryone, squiddy? Can I request a painless death? I don't even like drinking. Period.
There's nothing to actually worry about. Floridians have to breathe.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot there's no air up here.
Hmm. It is still squiddy though...
She's too skinny to have the extra lung mutation that many Floridians have.
Yes, but she is LT. SQUIDDAY, and killed everyone who outranked her, and now she awaits orders to lead cthulu's arimes into our universe.
I will show no mercy.
I've learned to master the power of water bottle cat piss bag piping.
You do NOT want to know what that is.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 15, 2012, 02:50:22 AM
I will show no mercy.
I've learned to master the power of water bottle cat piss bag piping.
You do NOT want to know what that is.
I think we can mostly guess. :horrormirth:
THE HAND THAT HOLDS THE CAT PISS IS THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD