I don't want to say HOW I know, it's enough that I do:
Totally. Hairless.
I know what you're thinking. You've seen him with facial hair. You're also no doubt aware that merkins are incredibly versatile.
Quote from: Alty on August 10, 2012, 11:16:25 PM
I don't want to say HOW I know, it's enough that I do:
Totally. Hairless.
I know what you're thinking. You've seen him with facial hair. You're also no doubt aware that merkins are incredibly versatile.
:lulz:
Quote from: Alty on August 10, 2012, 11:16:25 PM
I don't want to say HOW I know, it's enough that I do:
Totally. Hairless.
I know what you're thinking. You've seen him with facial hair. You're also no doubt aware that merkins are incredibly versatile.
This is actual fact. The real reason I look hairy is that in 1978, I stole some hippie's filthy shag carpet, and glued it to my back and ass.
FFS, I KNEW HE WAS ACTUALLY LEX LUTHOR!!!!
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 11:24:20 PM
FFS, I KNEW HE WAS ACTUALLY LEX LUTHOR!!!!
Kingpin at the moment.
It's too hot to get any real exercise.
FACT: Roger is 100% vegan.
This is possible due to the fact that all other life forms are so different from his own that he can legitimately consider them plants.
FACT: Roger wears patchouli.
Because the people of Tuscon DESERVE IT.
What matters is that Roger is hairy on the inside.
Fact: There is no inside of Roger, or outside, only allsides. This is further evidence that the universe is playing with loaded dice, as he is both hairy and hairless. A sort of non-anthropomorphized Schrodinger's Cat.