1. Saving Montana orphans from great white sharks.
Post your guesses.
2. Vainly looking for a hill in Kansas.
3. Importing great white sharks into Montana and Kansas.
4. Injecting dangerous amounts of FABULOUS into Great White Sharks.
5. Changing horses midstream.
Making Chuck Norris cry.
7. Communing with owls.
8. Putting a splint on Brokeback Mountain.
:lol:
10. Organizing a running of the bulls in Billings.
Bringing shells to the rocky mountain oysters
Riding off into the sunset, and making it to the horizon in time to grab breakfast in the next town over.
"Gunfight" at the OK Corral.
Wear a poncho and actually pull it off.
47. Genetically engineering a new species of "turbo dormouse" that automatically deploys hardcore gay pornography when the environment reaches a certain level of Pagan saturation, even though there's no computer involved.
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:41:45 PM
47. Genetically engineering a new species of "turbo dormouse" that automatically deploys hardcore gay pornography when the environment reaches a certain level of Pagan saturation, even though there's no computer involved.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 14, 2012, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:41:45 PM
47. Genetically engineering a new species of "turbo dormouse" that automatically deploys hardcore gay pornography when the environment reaches a certain level of Pagan saturation, even though there's no computer involved.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
WHEN WILL THIS BE AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD????? :lulz:
23. Carrying his luggage past the airport sniffing dogs with 30 pounds of raw sausage in one of his bags.
Randomly meeting and OUTSMOKING Willie Nelson.
Bearbacking.
Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 12:51:45 AM
Bearbacking.
I assume this is a euphemism for "riding on the backs of Grizzly bears".
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 02:43:16 AM
Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 12:51:45 AM
Bearbacking.
I assume this is a euphemism for "riding on the backs of Grizzly bears".
That's what I was thinking, except these activities would be carried out in the nude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
with actual bears
Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 03:04:44 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 15, 2012, 02:43:16 AM
Quote from: Net on August 15, 2012, 12:51:45 AM
Bearbacking.
I assume this is a euphemism for "riding on the backs of Grizzly bears".
That's what I was thinking, except these activities would be carried out in the nude.
Naturally!