...I think about my cock. And wonder if it's beautiful enough. Is this the place for me? If not, where do the people with the ugly cocks hang out?
Best name for Apple Talk evar!
PS: Thanks in advance to whoever changes it back. This post will make me look really weird after that happens :eek:
Every cock is beautiful in its own way.
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Quote from: Faust on August 23, 2012, 05:33:44 PM
Every cock is beautiful in its own way.
Even the sideways ones? Blech.
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/6179FAF3-1401-4843-B496-8930332D475F-1763-0000032C87B56315.jpg)
ETA: :argh!: Cain beat me to it. that ones dripping.
Nice cocks, you guys.
Glorious.
I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:
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Quote from: v3x on August 23, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/chicken_rex_doc.png)
It's big, pink, has a scary head, and carries a terrifying passenger. I think it qualifies.
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.
(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)
HAIL TO THE FIRST COCK. THIS COCK IS A COCK, AND IT IS YOUR COCK.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.
(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)
That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:
(http://nolagirlatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rhode-island-red-rooster.jpg)
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.
(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)
That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:
(http://nolagirlatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rhode-island-red-rooster.jpg)
I had a feeling you'd whip yours out before long, Suu.
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.
(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)
That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:
(http://nolagirlatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rhode-island-red-rooster.jpg)
Those are both pretty birds, but neither one of them is a Rhode Island Red. :lulz: They look like rose-comb black Australorps.
OK, the one Suu posted COULD be a Rhodie with non-standard coloring, or a hybrid. But it's not a good representation of the breed.
Here's a handsome Rhodie rooster:
(http://images.craigslist.org/5N95Ie5Kf3E43K13M8c7eb527ae59f4a4189a.jpg)
I found a TON of Black Australorp rooster pics searching for Rhode Island Reds. Weird.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.
(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)
You could have avoided that by using the search term "rooster". :lol:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/WOMPage/SCIENCE.png)
My cock is much bigger than yours!
THIS is why I love PeeDee! I knew there were different breeds of cock. But only here could I find a place I highly enjoy, where at the same time, someone knows about cockbreeds. :D
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
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My cock is much bigger than yours!
That is terrifying. But size isn't nearly as important as the tast-you know I'm just gonna stop now.
Quote from: Moople on August 23, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/WOMPage/SCIENCE.png)
My cock is much bigger than yours!
That is terrifying. But size isn't nearly as important as the tast-you know I'm just gonna stop now.
I, uh, I agree with that. -cough-
My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:
I wanted to find a rooster made out of penii, but i couldnt find it :sad:
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/WOMPage/SCIENCE.png)
My cock is much bigger than yours!
My cock can walk right through the door!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO3PtJxumF0
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:
I'm not sure you realize how turned on I am right now.
Oh wait, you probably do.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 23, 2012, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:
I'm not sure you realize how turned on I am right now.
Oh wait, you probably do.
Yes. Yes I do. :fap:
Ok, now I keep thinking it says "Beautiful Cock Farm."
Which happens to be relevant to my interests.
There's no such thing as a beautiful cock, they're all strictly utilitarian. That's what makes them so great. If they looked pretty, I doubt they'd feel good.
Alcohol makes them look nice, though.
Also, I conquered a fear in coming to this thread. Chickens scare the living piss out of me. Evil self-important delicious bastards, they are.
That's silly. A beautiful cock is, well... beautiful.
I mean, compare Tom Byron to Peter North, or Rico Strong to Lexington Steele. There's clearly an aesthetic at work, here.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 02:00:12 PM
That's silly. A beautiful cock is, well... beautiful.
I mean, compare Tom Byron to Peter North, or Rico Strong to Lexington Steele. There's clearly an aesthetic at work, here.
LMNO is right. Trust me.
See? The guy who shoops porn for a living agrees with me!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 02:08:44 PM
See? The guy who shoops porn for a living agrees with me!
Actually yes, Hoopla, in your opinion who has the most beautiful cock in the industry?
Probably either Peter North or Chris Strokes.
I was going to go with Sean Michaels, but I'll concede to the industry professional.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 03:32:12 PM
I was going to go with Sean Michaels, but I'll concede to the industry professional.
Oh he's good too... and James Deen, though I think he himself is a fucking douche. There actually aren't that many, most guys in porn are horrid.
Very well. I won't refute you all, but I have questions.
What, then, are the qualities of beautiful cock? Are bulgy veins a plus or a minus? Is a bit of a slant perferred? Head size in relation to shaft? Overall coloring? Do testes count in with this and if so how much? And the most asked question: Does size really matter?
I would say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we all know that's shit.
I made a chicken joke before reading rest of thread. obviously no more chicken jokes required. Ignore this post.
POST RESPONSIBLY DINGO
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 03:59:24 PM
Very well. I won't refute you all, but I have questions.
What, then, are the qualities of beautiful cock? Are bulgy veins a plus or a minus? Is a bit of a slant perferred? Head size in relation to shaft? Overall coloring? Do testes count in with this and if so how much? And the most asked question: Does size really matter?
I would say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we all know that's shit.
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/political-pictures-barack-obama-answer.jpg)
Hey, I gave it my best shot. I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot. I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
What kind of human you are, hah? Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged. Engorge is sexy word, yes? Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot. I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
What kind of human you are, hah? Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged. Engorge is sexy word, yes? Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.
:lulz:
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot. I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
What kind of human you are, hah? Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged. Engorge is sexy word, yes? Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.
GENERALISSIMO!
YOU'RE BACK! MY PANCE ARE MELTING!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot. I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
What kind of human you are, hah? Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged. Engorge is sexy word, yes? Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.
GENERALISSIMO!
YOU'RE BACK! MY PANCE ARE MELTING!
Then hair dryer or plyers is too hot. Unless melt is what you want, if so: YES.
Enrico was play strip poker with ginger name Harry in Vegas this week... did Generalissimo miss anything?
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot. I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
What kind of human you are, hah? Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged. Engorge is sexy word, yes? Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.
Let it be known that this fucker love the little dangly bits. They bring mind numbing rages of joy. They just don't jive well with the word "beautiful" in any way, shape or form. What they
do is beauty, not how they
look.
Engorge is almost as sexy as moist. And flax.
Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 04:36:24 AM
Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect.
False. In fact I've been gorging myself with ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers for 3 months just to grow out my gut so I don't have to ever look at my own.
Quote from: v3x on August 27, 2012, 04:37:38 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 04:36:24 AM
Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect.
False. In fact I've been gorging myself with ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers for 3 months just to grow out my gut so I don't have to ever look at my own.
D: Nuuuuuuuuu, don't do that!
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:30:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot. I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
What kind of human you are, hah? Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged. Engorge is sexy word, yes? Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.
GENERALISSIMO!
YOU'RE BACK! MY PANCE ARE MELTING!
Then hair dryer or plyers is too hot. Unless melt is what you want, if so: YES.
Enrico was play strip poker with ginger name Harry in Vegas this week... did Generalissimo miss anything?
Generalissimo! Who won??
(http://cartoonnetworkss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Foghorn-Leghorn-Wallpaper.jpg)
prettiest cock i ever seen
*BUMP* Because COCK!!!
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/39/3928/4YXXF00Z/posters/baby-with-giant-rooster.jpg)
Cock is always relevant.