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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on August 23, 2012, 01:56:51 PM

Title: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on August 23, 2012, 01:56:51 PM
...I think about my cock. And wonder if it's beautiful enough. Is this the place for me? If not, where do the people with the ugly cocks hang out?

Best name for Apple Talk evar!

PS: Thanks in advance to whoever changes it back. This post will make me look really weird after that happens  :eek:
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Faust on August 23, 2012, 05:33:44 PM
Every cock is beautiful in its own way.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Cain on August 23, 2012, 05:39:04 PM
(http://lostthelogic.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/roosterX_zso_700.jpg)
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Salty on August 23, 2012, 05:41:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 23, 2012, 05:33:44 PM
Every cock is beautiful in its own way.

Even the sideways ones? Blech.
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/6179FAF3-1401-4843-B496-8930332D475F-1763-0000032C87B56315.jpg)

ETA: :argh!: Cain beat me to it. that ones dripping.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2012, 05:42:36 PM
Nice cocks, you guys.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: hooplala on August 23, 2012, 05:53:39 PM
Glorious.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 23, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/chicken_rex_doc.png)
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Salty on August 23, 2012, 05:58:30 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 23, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:

(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/chicken_rex_doc.png)

It's big, pink, has a scary head, and carries a terrifying passenger. I think it qualifies.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2012, 06:45:04 PM
HAIL TO THE FIRST COCK.  THIS COCK IS A COCK, AND IT IS YOUR COCK.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Suu on August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)

That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:

(http://nolagirlatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rhode-island-red-rooster.jpg)
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Salty on August 23, 2012, 09:02:27 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)

That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:

(http://nolagirlatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rhode-island-red-rooster.jpg)

I had a feeling you'd whip yours out before long, Suu.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 23, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)

That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:

(http://nolagirlatheart.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rhode-island-red-rooster.jpg)

Those are both pretty birds, but neither one of them is a Rhode Island Red. :lulz: They look like rose-comb black Australorps.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 23, 2012, 09:11:04 PM
OK, the one Suu posted COULD be a Rhodie with non-standard coloring, or a hybrid. But it's not a good representation of the breed.

Here's a handsome Rhodie rooster:

(http://images.craigslist.org/5N95Ie5Kf3E43K13M8c7eb527ae59f4a4189a.jpg)

I found a TON of Black Australorp rooster pics searching for Rhode Island Reds. Weird.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 23, 2012, 09:13:41 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

(http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4480570-907025-the-beautiful-cock.jpg)

You could have avoided that by using the search term "rooster".  :lol:
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Freeky on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/WOMPage/SCIENCE.png)

My cock is much bigger than yours!
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 23, 2012, 09:14:39 PM
THIS is why I love PeeDee! I knew there were different breeds of cock. But only here could I find a place I highly enjoy, where at the same time, someone knows about cockbreeds. :D
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Salty on August 23, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/WOMPage/SCIENCE.png)

My cock is much bigger than yours!

That is terrifying. But size isn't nearly as important as the tast-you know I'm just gonna stop now.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Freeky on August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
Quote from: Moople on August 23, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/WOMPage/SCIENCE.png)

My cock is much bigger than yours!

That is terrifying. But size isn't nearly as important as the tast-you know I'm just gonna stop now.

I, uh, I agree with that. -cough-

My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: The Johnny on August 23, 2012, 09:46:11 PM

I wanted to find a rooster made out of penii, but i couldnt find it  :sad:
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Suu on August 23, 2012, 10:31:35 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/WOMPage/SCIENCE.png)

My cock is much bigger than yours!

My cock can walk right through the door!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO3PtJxumF0
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2012, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:

I'm not sure you realize how turned on I am right now.





Oh wait, you probably do.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Freeky on August 24, 2012, 12:29:39 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 23, 2012, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 23, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
My cock only tastes like SCIENCE! and burning gasoline. :sad:

I'm not sure you realize how turned on I am right now.





Oh wait, you probably do.

Yes.  Yes I do. :fap:
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2012, 01:09:50 PM
Ok, now I keep thinking it says "Beautiful Cock Farm."





Which happens to be relevant to my interests.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 01:45:00 PM
There's no such thing as a beautiful cock, they're all strictly utilitarian.  That's what makes them so great.  If they looked pretty, I doubt they'd feel good.
Alcohol makes them look nice, though.

Also, I conquered a fear in coming to this thread.  Chickens scare the living piss out of me.  Evil self-important delicious bastards, they are.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2012, 02:00:12 PM
That's silly.  A beautiful cock is, well... beautiful.

I mean, compare Tom Byron to Peter North, or Rico Strong to Lexington Steele.  There's clearly an aesthetic at work, here.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: hooplala on August 24, 2012, 02:02:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 02:00:12 PM
That's silly.  A beautiful cock is, well... beautiful.

I mean, compare Tom Byron to Peter North, or Rico Strong to Lexington Steele.  There's clearly an aesthetic at work, here.

LMNO is right.  Trust me.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2012, 02:08:44 PM
See?  The guy who shoops porn for a living agrees with me!
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Faust on August 24, 2012, 02:26:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 02:08:44 PM
See?  The guy who shoops porn for a living agrees with me!

Actually yes, Hoopla, in your opinion who has the most beautiful cock in the industry?
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: hooplala on August 24, 2012, 02:34:54 PM
Probably either Peter North or Chris Strokes.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2012, 03:32:12 PM
I was going to go with Sean Michaels, but I'll concede to the industry professional.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: hooplala on August 24, 2012, 03:39:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 24, 2012, 03:32:12 PM
I was going to go with Sean Michaels, but I'll concede to the industry professional.

Oh he's good too... and James Deen, though I think he himself is a fucking douche.  There actually aren't that many, most guys in porn are horrid.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 03:59:24 PM
Very well.  I won't refute you all, but I have questions.
What, then, are the qualities of beautiful cock?  Are bulgy veins a plus or a minus?  Is a bit of a slant perferred?  Head size in relation to shaft?  Overall coloring?  Do testes count in with this and if so how much?  And the most asked question: Does size really matter?

I would say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we all know that's shit.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Placid Dingo on August 24, 2012, 04:05:20 PM
I made a chicken joke before reading rest of thread. obviously no more chicken jokes required. Ignore this post.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:10:08 PM
POST RESPONSIBLY DINGO
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: hooplala on August 24, 2012, 04:32:05 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 03:59:24 PM
Very well.  I won't refute you all, but I have questions.
What, then, are the qualities of beautiful cock?  Are bulgy veins a plus or a minus?  Is a bit of a slant perferred?  Head size in relation to shaft?  Overall coloring?  Do testes count in with this and if so how much?  And the most asked question: Does size really matter?

I would say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but we all know that's shit.

(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/political-pictures-barack-obama-answer.jpg)
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2012, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

GENERALISSIMO!

YOU'RE BACK!  MY PANCE ARE MELTING!
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:30:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

GENERALISSIMO!

YOU'RE BACK!  MY PANCE ARE MELTING!

Then hair dryer or plyers is too hot.  Unless melt is what you want, if so: YES. 

Enrico was play strip poker with ginger name Harry in Vegas this week... did Generalissimo miss anything?
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 06:05:08 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

Let it be known that this fucker love the little dangly bits.  They bring mind numbing rages of joy.  They just don't jive well with the word "beautiful" in any way, shape or form.  What they do is beauty, not how they look.

Engorge is almost as sexy as moist.  And flax.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Freeky on August 27, 2012, 04:36:24 AM
Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect. 
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 27, 2012, 04:37:38 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 04:36:24 AM
Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect. 

False. In fact I've been gorging myself with ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers for 3 months just to grow out my gut so I don't have to ever look at my own.
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Freeky on August 27, 2012, 04:38:58 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 27, 2012, 04:37:38 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 27, 2012, 04:36:24 AM
Dicks are fucking gorgeous, flaccid or erect. 

False. In fact I've been gorging myself with ice cream and bacon cheeseburgers for 3 months just to grow out my gut so I don't have to ever look at my own.

D:  Nuuuuuuuuu, don't do that!
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 31, 2012, 06:48:58 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:30:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:21:31 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on August 24, 2012, 05:17:17 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 24, 2012, 04:58:20 PM
Hey, I gave it my best shot.  I suppose the real beauty of male wiggly bits will always elude me.

What kind of human you are, hah?  Every fucker love the little dangly bits, most especial when the become stiffened and engorged.  Engorge is sexy word, yes?  Give Enrico fourteen feet of shrink tubing, a hair dryer and a jar of mayonaise and he will make certain you love all form of suausage.

GENERALISSIMO!

YOU'RE BACK!  MY PANCE ARE MELTING!

Then hair dryer or plyers is too hot.  Unless melt is what you want, if so: YES. 

Enrico was play strip poker with ginger name Harry in Vegas this week... did Generalissimo miss anything?

Generalissimo! Who won??
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Epimetheus on August 31, 2012, 07:01:27 AM
(http://cartoonnetworkss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Foghorn-Leghorn-Wallpaper.jpg)

prettiest cock i ever seen
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 07, 2013, 03:17:26 PM
*BUMP* Because COCK!!!
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 07, 2013, 04:48:59 PM
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/39/3928/4YXXF00Z/posters/baby-with-giant-rooster.jpg)
Title: Re: Every time I click on this forum...
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 07, 2013, 06:34:03 PM
Cock is always relevant.