Every time I click on this forum...

[P3nT4gR4m]

...I think about my cock. And wonder if it's beautiful enough. Is this the place for me? If not, where do the people with the ugly cocks hang out?

Best name for Apple Talk evar!

PS: Thanks in advance to whoever changes it back. This post will make me look really weird after that happens 

[Faust]

Every cock is beautiful in its own way.

[Cain]

[Salty]

Every cock is beautiful in its own way.

Even the sideways ones? Blech.


ETA: Cain beat me to it. that ones dripping.

[LMNO]

Nice cocks, you guys.

[hooplala]

Glorious.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:

[Salty]

I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:

It's big, pink, has a scary head, and carries a terrifying passenger. I think it qualifies.

[EK WAFFLR]

I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

[LMNO]

HAIL TO THE FIRST COCK.  THIS COCK IS A COCK, AND IT IS YOUR COCK.

[Suu]

I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:

[Salty]

I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:

I had a feeling you'd whip yours out before long, Suu.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:

Those are both pretty birds, but neither one of them is a Rhode Island Red. They look like rose-comb black Australorps.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK, the one Suu posted COULD be a Rhodie with non-standard coloring, or a hybrid. But it's not a good representation of the breed.

Here's a handsome Rhodie rooster:



I found a TON of Black Australorp rooster pics searching for Rhode Island Reds. Weird.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

You could have avoided that by using the search term "rooster".