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August 23, 2012, 01:56:51 PM
...I think about my cock. And wonder if it's beautiful enough. Is this the place for me? If not, where do the people with the ugly cocks hang out?

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PS: Thanks in advance to whoever changes it back. This post will make me look really weird after that happens  :eek:

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#1
August 23, 2012, 05:33:44 PM
Every cock is beautiful in its own way.
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Cain

#2
August 23, 2012, 05:39:04 PM

Salty

#3
August 23, 2012, 05:41:50 PM
Quote from: Faust on August 23, 2012, 05:33:44 PM
Every cock is beautiful in its own way.

Even the sideways ones? Blech.


ETA: :argh!: Cain beat me to it. that ones dripping.
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#4
August 23, 2012, 05:42:36 PM
Nice cocks, you guys.

hooplala

#5
August 23, 2012, 05:53:39 PM
Glorious.
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#6
August 23, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:

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Salty

#7
August 23, 2012, 05:58:30 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 23, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
I love threads where this pic could be considered tangentially relevant:



It's big, pink, has a scary head, and carries a terrifying passenger. I think it qualifies.
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#8
August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.

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#9
August 23, 2012, 06:45:04 PM
HAIL TO THE FIRST COCK.  THIS COCK IS A COCK, AND IT IS YOUR COCK.

Suu

#10
August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.



That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:

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Salty

#11
August 23, 2012, 09:02:27 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.



That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:



I had a feeling you'd whip yours out before long, Suu.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 23, 2012, 09:07:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.



That's a mighty fine cock, but not as fine as the Rhode Island state bird:



Those are both pretty birds, but neither one of them is a Rhode Island Red. :lulz: They look like rose-comb black Australorps.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
August 23, 2012, 09:11:04 PM
OK, the one Suu posted COULD be a Rhodie with non-standard coloring, or a hybrid. But it's not a good representation of the breed.

Here's a handsome Rhodie rooster:



I found a TON of Black Australorp rooster pics searching for Rhode Island Reds. Weird.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#14
August 23, 2012, 09:13:41 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 23, 2012, 06:40:26 PM
I HAD TO GO THROUGH FOUR PAGES OF PENIS TO FIND THIS! NOW APPRECIATE THE FIRST COCK FROM MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH.



You could have avoided that by using the search term "rooster".  :lol:
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