I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
D'AWWWWWWW! :lulz:
That must explains the foul gas seeping from my fiancee. :argh!:
Then I shall bask in the glory of your hate's radiance, and obtain an awesome tan. And then probably die of skin cancer, so you won't have to hate me anymore at all. Unless you're in to hating on dead people, but I wouldn't blame you for that, as they're the easiest people to hate.
Such a dazzling statement!
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness. It's enough to make a guy all misty.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 24, 2012, 09:54:39 PM
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness. It's enough to make a guy all misty.
Yeah, it's so heartwarming how they think I'm joking and shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 10:31:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 24, 2012, 09:54:39 PM
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness. It's enough to make a guy all misty.
Yeah, it's so heartwarming how they think I'm joking and shit.
I'm new. You're all supposed to loathe my very existence . I wouldn't feel accepted if you didn't. In fact, I'd be quite heartbroken.
Note: Edited for The Good Reverend Roger. Hallowed be his name for time infinite. <3
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 12:48:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 10:31:12 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 24, 2012, 09:54:39 PM
Look at 'em, all jokey and fun, before they become walking tumors of butthurt and vindictiveness. It's enough to make a guy all misty.
Yeah, it's so heartwarming how they think I'm joking and shit.
I'm new. You're all supposed to loathe my very exixtence. I wouldn't fell accepted if you didn't. In fact, I'd be quite heartbroken.
What the fuck are you DOING to my language?
Not paying a damned bit of attention to it. I fixed it though, just for you. You're such a lovely person, I figured I ought.
C'mon now, whack the noob! I like the pain! It feels like HEAVEN on EARTH!
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:13:19 AM
Not paying a damned bit of attention to it. I fixed it though, just for you. You're such a lovely person, I figured I ought.
C'mon now, whack the noob! I like the pain! It feels like HEAVEN on EARTH!
Oh, okay. Welcome back, anyway.
Thank you, glad to be back.
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:21:32 AM
Thank you, glad to be back.
Yeah, I knew it.
Nothing to see here, people.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?
Pretty sure I don't give a fuck.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?
Pretty sure I don't give a fuck.
I posted here for like a month, I believe after I first read the Principia. I was mortified and left. I was just curious whether you actually remembered. I finally grew my big boy balls though, so I figured it was time for round two.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:35:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?
Pretty sure I don't give a fuck.
I posted here for like a month, I believe after I first read the Principia. I was mortified and left. I was just curious whether you actually remembered. I finally grew my big boy balls though, so I figured it was time for round two.
Oh, well then...I suppose I'd better fire up the death star or some shit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
I love you too, Roger.
Quote from: MMMW on August 25, 2012, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
I love you too, Roger.
Good. Because I love you fuckers. I love you
to death. And what's more, my ass loves you. It's hard to see through all the hair, but it
pines for you. Sometimes it sings its love for you...But you can't hear it, because it's really low frequency. Drives whales fucking nuts. But trust me, my scabby ass loves you all.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 04:46:26 AM
Quote from: MMMW on August 25, 2012, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
I love you too, Roger.
Good. Because I love you fuckers. I love you to death. And what's more, my ass loves you. It's hard to see through all the hair, but it pines for you. Sometimes it sings its love for you...But you can't hear it, because it's really low frequency. Drives whales fucking nuts. But trust me, my scabby ass loves you all.
Oh, I know. I'm already infected.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.
Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it. We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics. My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.
In fact, my whole family are assholes. It brings us together.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:38:02 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.
Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it. We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics. My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.
In fact, my whole family are assholes. It brings us together.
IT IS TRUE. We redheads are genetic assholes. Unfortunately I'm the only redhead in my family so they all just shun me.
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:39:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:38:02 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.
Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it. We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics. My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.
In fact, my whole family are assholes. It brings us together.
IT IS TRUE. We redheads are genetic assholes. Unfortunately I'm the only redhead in my family so they all just shun me.
We'll laugh beside their graves, SP. ALL of their graves.
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLE
TM" in there somewhere.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.
While anticipating an army of backup, and then raging against the Mind Lazors™ when there isn't one.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.
Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.
Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.
At least once a month.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:38:02 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.
That is all.
You may now return to your tasks.
Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.
Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it. We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics. My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.
In fact, my whole family are assholes. It brings us together.
But I'm not an asshole. I am a Horrible Bastard
TM.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 25, 2012, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.
While anticipating an army of backup, and then raging against the Mind Lazors™ when there isn't one.
That's because I have my boot on all of your necks. :lulz:
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.
Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.
Like it was on a fucking schedule.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:40:25 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 25, 2012, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.
While anticipating an army of backup, and then raging against the Mind Lazors™ when there isn't one.
That's because I have my boot on all of your necks. :lulz:
STOP MAKING ME DO YOUR BIDDING AND FORCING ALL MY OPINIONS TO MERGE WITH YOURS
OH WAIT.
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.
That's like shooting a bees nest with bees.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:40:56 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.
Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.
Like it was on a fucking schedule.
Laugh it up fucker. One day a true champion will arrive and you'll never see them coming and they'll liberate us from you AND WE WILL BE FREE GODDAMNIT!!
:winner:
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.
Back in the bad old days, I actually tried that. Lauren saw my ranting, and just as the FCers arrived, she disabled guest posting.
:lulz:
Do never announce that sort of thing.
Quote from: :regret: on August 25, 2012, 09:12:46 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.
That's like shooting a bees nest with bees.
:lulz:
Or fighting an army of flies by throwing rotten meat at them.
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far. He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far. He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.
Don't
tell him that!
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far. He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.
Don't tell him that!
Sorry, I "misspoke". I didn't mean I could legitmately learn something from him, because then my body would shut that whole thing down and I wouldn't become impregnated with truth.
I'll just try making him a sandwich instead.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 10:27:46 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far. He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.
Don't tell him that!
Sorry, I "misspoke". I didn't mean I could legitmately learn something from him, because then my body would shut that whole thing down and I wouldn't become impregnated with truth.
I'll just try making him a sandwich instead.
From what I see, make sure it's a 100% completed sandwich, or the kitchen will be ablaze.
Uh oh, giving Roger a sandwich could be seen as a hostile act.
Sandwiches and anarchism have a long history on PD.
You guys are just something else, aren't you?
In that case, I'll make him some cookies. It's the least I can do to make up for my severe fucking of his language.
:lulz:
Cookies are even worse. Just ask about cookies and pie.
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2012, 12:23:18 AM
:lulz:
Cookies are even worse. Just ask about cookies and pie.
:walken: :mccain: :tyra: :cramulus:
I'll just mail you a can of spotted dick and have it over with, then.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 03:46:58 AM
I'll just mail you a can of spotted dick and have it over with, then.
I already have one of those.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 03:48:57 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 03:46:58 AM
I'll just mail you a can of spotted dick and have it over with, then.
I already have one of those.
That doesn't surprise me at all.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 05:01:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 03:48:57 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 03:46:58 AM
I'll just mail you a can of spotted dick and have it over with, then.
I already have one of those.
That doesn't surprise me at all.
The doctor said not to worry, though. It'll fall off on its own, eventually.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 05:02:06 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 05:01:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 03:48:57 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 03:46:58 AM
I'll just mail you a can of spotted dick and have it over with, then.
I already have one of those.
That doesn't surprise me at all.
The doctor said not to worry, though. It'll fall off on its own, eventually.
Time to go strap-on shopping, eh?
In other news, apparently "Spotted Dick" has been changed to "Spotted Richard" so complete fucking idiots won't be offended.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 05:17:00 AM
Time to go strap-on shopping, eh?
Naw, if I need one, I'll just give Nigel a ring and borrow The Crippler.
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 26, 2012, 05:17:00 AMIn other news, apparently "Spotted Dick" has been changed to "Spotted Richard" so complete fucking idiots won't be offended.
:lulz:
Nooooo!
:lulz:
I think I am forever a New Person. And as if to prove it, I LOVE YOU ROGER <3 <3 <3 <3
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2012, 05:32:46 AM
I think I am forever a New Person. And as if to prove it, I LOVE YOU ROGER <3 <3 <3 <3
HEY!
Where's the love for my ass? It has feelings too, you know.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 05:34:42 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2012, 05:32:46 AM
I think I am forever a New Person. And as if to prove it, I LOVE YOU ROGER <3 <3 <3 <3
HEY!
Where's the love for my ass? It has feelings too, you know.
I wouldn't love that thing with a ten-foot heart. I mean, it's nice and all, but I don't want it possibly finding my family.
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2012, 05:45:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 05:34:42 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2012, 05:32:46 AM
I think I am forever a New Person. And as if to prove it, I LOVE YOU ROGER <3 <3 <3 <3
HEY!
Where's the love for my ass? It has feelings too, you know.
I wouldn't love that thing with a ten-foot heart. I mean, it's nice and all, but I don't want it possibly finding my family.
Good point. Me neither.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 05:34:42 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2012, 05:32:46 AM
I think I am forever a New Person. And as if to prove it, I LOVE YOU ROGER <3 <3 <3 <3
HEY!
Where's the love for my ass? It has feelings too, you know.
Feelings like this?
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.56.403.403/p403x403/255498_460563307310871_1272674174_n.jpg)
Quote from: Luna on August 26, 2012, 12:38:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2012, 05:34:42 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on August 26, 2012, 05:32:46 AM
I think I am forever a New Person. And as if to prove it, I LOVE YOU ROGER <3 <3 <3 <3
HEY!
Where's the love for my ass? It has feelings too, you know.
Feelings like this?
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.56.403.403/p403x403/255498_460563307310871_1272674174_n.jpg)
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get WHEN YOU FUCK WITH US.