Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: cris on September 12, 2012, 01:14:35 AM

Title: Im not a bad person
Post by: cris on September 12, 2012, 01:14:35 AM
But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:16:01 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 01:14:35 AM
But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

Cris, you ARE in fact a bad person, but not because you were born on 911.  You're a bad person for very different reasons.

Like fucking with Chaser when he's shufflin'.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Don Coyote on September 12, 2012, 01:26:08 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:16:01 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 01:14:35 AM
But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

Cris, you ARE in fact a bad person, but not because you were born on 911.  You're a bad person for very different reasons.

Like fucking with Chaser when he's shufflin'.
No fuck Chaser. Cris is like a million times more awesome.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 12, 2012, 01:26:08 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:16:01 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 01:14:35 AM
But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

Cris, you ARE in fact a bad person, but not because you were born on 911.  You're a bad person for very different reasons.

Like fucking with Chaser when he's shufflin'.
No fuck Chaser. Cris is like a million times more awesome.

BUT YOU DON'T INTERRUPT A MAN WHEN HE'S SHUFFLIN'!
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:27:41 AM
Cris is actually a reincarnation of one of the 9/11 hijackers.

Proof they lived wicked and depraved lives, as if any more is needed.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:28:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:27:41 AM
Cris is actually a reincarnation of one of the 9/11 hijackers.

Proof they lived wicked and depraved lives, as if any more is needed.

So for 5 years, he was 20 people at once?

Hot damn.  That's awesome.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:29:30 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 01:14:35 AM
But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

My birthday killed more people and I'm awesome. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Hiroshima#The_bombing)
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

:pope:
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:31:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

:pope:

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:34:02 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:31:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

:pope:

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:36:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:34:02 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:31:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

:pope:

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:38:38 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:36:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:34:02 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:31:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

:pope:

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.

Why do you think he was 20 suicidal Muslims? Bad sacrifices? Bad gods?

Who says he wasn't to be Cris first, and not the terrists later, but backwards in time?

ETA: Fixed sentence
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:38:38 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:36:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:34:02 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:31:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

:pope:

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.

Why do you think he was 20 suicidal Muslims? Bad sacrifices? Bad gods?

Who says he had to be Cris first, and not the terrists later, but backwards in time?

So he's going to split into 20 people 5 years ago?  I wish he'd hurry the fuck up.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:41:40 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:38:38 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:36:58 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:34:02 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 12, 2012, 01:31:01 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 12, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

:pope:

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.

Why do you think he was 20 suicidal Muslims? Bad sacrifices? Bad gods?

Who says he had to be Cris first, and not the terrists later, but backwards in time?

So he's going to split into 20 people 5 years ago?  I wish he'd hurry the fuck up.

Problem is, you're going to be a bad Mexican yourself, and Quetzacoatl is not pleased with your futurepast actions. So he's punishing you in the present with Cris not becoming the hijackers in the past in a timely fashion.

Twid,
Temporal displacement headache
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?

:asplode:
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:44:03 AM
also : asplode : needs to come back.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Disco Pickle on September 12, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
fucking twid, ITT.   you're killing me man.  if your brain works this way all the time, I'm inclined to drive up there and steal you or it. preferably you.  Florida could use funnier 'ha ha' people, fewer funny 'uh oh' people.  and i need funnier friends.  perpetually.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 02:11:04 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 12, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
fucking twid, ITT.   you're killing me man.  if your brain works this way all the time, I'm inclined to drive up there and steal you or it. preferably you.  Florida could use funnier 'ha ha' people, fewer funny 'uh oh' people.  and i need funnier friends.  perpetually.

I've been obsessed with time travel since I was 7.

Apparently I wanted to fix stuff even back then.   :lulz:

And I do think like this all the time. It gets kinda messy in here sometimes. However, I don't take very well to heat or oversized bugs. Advise you move to the Greater Boston Area instead. Plus if you're near the beach, all the hot Latinas would probably make my head explode. The one with the brain that is. Then you'd have to gaze upon all of the contents.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: cris on September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM
Oh man, you guys are fucking hilarious.

On a completely unrelated note, I was best friends with the reincarnation of osama bin laden himself back in seventh grade ;D
We had gym together and he offered to blow up a large chunk of north houston for me :3

If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 12, 2012, 05:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?

:asplode:

Yes, what if all this is decided outside of time-space and...aw, fuck it. Pass the dutchie.

Didn't Bella have the same birthday as Hitler? Everybody has a body count. I just share a birthday with Leslie Gore.  :|
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: CorbeauEtRenard on September 12, 2012, 08:16:39 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM
Oh man, you guys are fucking hilarious.

On a completely unrelated note, I was best friends with the reincarnation of osama bin laden himself back in seventh grade ;D
We had gym together and he offered to blow up a large chunk of north houston for me :3

If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.

Sacrifices. Drinking water.

Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it when they get retroactively reincarnated into the people who did it the first time.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 04:10:56 PM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on September 12, 2012, 08:16:39 AM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM
Oh man, you guys are fucking hilarious.

On a completely unrelated note, I was best friends with the reincarnation of osama bin laden himself back in seventh grade ;D
We had gym together and he offered to blow up a large chunk of north houston for me :3

If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.

Sacrifices. Drinking water.

Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it when they get retroactively reincarnated into the people who did it the first time.  :argh!:

You mean those who do not learn from the future. Maybe we should call it the whatwillhappened and the usedtogoingto.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 04:13:23 PM
Quote from: cris on September 12, 2012, 04:29:14 AM
If I ever see him again, ill tell him to target Tuscon.
Dok, this one is for you.

That would be nice, but...kinda redundant.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on September 12, 2012, 04:33:40 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 12, 2012, 05:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?

:asplode:

Yes, what if all this is decided outside of time-space and...aw, fuck it. Pass the dutchie.

Didn't Bella have the same birthday as Hitler? Everybody has a body count. I just share a birthday with Leslie Gore.  :|

November 22, here--and my family was Catholic...

COINCIDENCE?

And my Mexican cousin's birthday was yesterday, too...

COINCIDENCE?

Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 04:55:52 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on September 12, 2012, 04:33:40 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 12, 2012, 05:20:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 01:43:04 AM
...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?

:asplode:

Yes, what if all this is decided outside of time-space and...aw, fuck it. Pass the dutchie.

Didn't Bella have the same birthday as Hitler? Everybody has a body count. I just share a birthday with Leslie Gore.  :|

November 22, here--and my family was Catholic...

COINCIDENCE?

And my Mexican cousin's birthday was yesterday, too...

COINCIDENCE?

Not if Cris is secretly your cousin.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 12, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
I'm born on Buddha's Birfday. Does this mean I'm going to will have been the Buddha?
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 05:26:55 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
I'm born on Buddha's Birfday. Does this mean I'm going to will have been the Buddha?

Yes indeed. You're a preincarnation. A beforrhisatva, as it were.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 12, 2012, 05:30:55 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 05:26:55 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 12, 2012, 05:24:35 PM
I'm born on Buddha's Birfday. Does this mean I'm going to will have been the Buddha?

Yes indeed. You're a preincarnation. A beforrhisatva, as it were.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 05:36:04 PM
I'm working that into the comic.

Which, damn me, has been asleep for about 2 months.

Next week.
Title: Re: Im not a bad person
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 12, 2012, 05:37:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 12, 2012, 05:36:04 PM
I'm working that into the comic.

Which, damn me, has been asleep for about 2 months.

Next week.

Awesome.
I had actually forgotten all about it.