...Supertroy, on Capitol Grilling.
Quote from: SuperTroyThis thread is all kinds of awesome, not the least of which is that it proves there's no degree to which the modern wingnut will not sink to deny fucking the chicken. You point out the chicken, and they say "no, I'm not fucking the chicken". You point out that their pants are down and there's a chicken in the room, and they'll angrily respond that YOU are fucking the chicken. You show them video of them fucking the chicken and they'll stop in mid stroke and explain exactly why it is that the democrats are the real chicken fuckers. They'll even cut and paste an article from NRO backing them up.
And then they'll return to fucking the ever loving shit out of that poor poor chicken.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 09:40:39 PM
...Supertroy, on Capitol Grilling.
Quote from: SuperTroyThis thread is all kinds of awesome, not the least of which is that it proves there's no degree to which the modern wingnut will not sink to deny fucking the chicken. You point out the chicken, and they say "no, I'm not fucking the chicken". You point out that their pants are down and there's a chicken in the room, and they'll angrily respond that YOU are fucking the chicken. You show them video of them fucking the chicken and they'll stop in mid stroke and explain exactly why it is that the democrats are the real chicken fuckers. They'll even cut and paste an article from NRO backing them up.
And then they'll return to fucking the ever loving shit out of that poor poor chicken.
THIS MAN IS HOLY
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 09:44:21 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 09:40:39 PM
...Supertroy, on Capitol Grilling.
Quote from: SuperTroyThis thread is all kinds of awesome, not the least of which is that it proves there's no degree to which the modern wingnut will not sink to deny fucking the chicken. You point out the chicken, and they say "no, I'm not fucking the chicken". You point out that their pants are down and there's a chicken in the room, and they'll angrily respond that YOU are fucking the chicken. You show them video of them fucking the chicken and they'll stop in mid stroke and explain exactly why it is that the democrats are the real chicken fuckers. They'll even cut and paste an article from NRO backing them up.
And then they'll return to fucking the ever loving shit out of that poor poor chicken.
THIS MAN IS HOLY
I keep trying to recruit him, but he only goes to CG, and only to fuck with people.
FACT: For YEARS, I was convinced that he and LMNO were actually the same guy.
Interesting fact: Supertroy is the guy who steered me to Fuckedcompany.com way back in 2003, which led to a bunch of us posting there, which led to half the in-jokes (and emotes) we use here.
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
I'll ask him again.
Someone should start a pention, or
:?
There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.
Ooh, ooh!
Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
I'll ask him again.
Someone should start a pention, or
:?
There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.
Ooh, ooh!
Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!
:lulz:
He says he's gonna reg.
I for one welcome a biped who can create such "beautiful" imagery in my brain-face.
Wasn't "Keep fucking that chicken!" a thing we said here for a while?
If it wasn't then it god damned well should have been.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 19, 2012, 12:35:05 AM
Wasn't "Keep fucking that chicken!" a thing we said here for a while?
If it wasn't then it god damned well should have been.
Yes it was. I'm not sure of it's origins, but it's an underused meme.
Quote from: Net on September 19, 2012, 12:36:26 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 19, 2012, 12:35:05 AM
Wasn't "Keep fucking that chicken!" a thing we said here for a while?
If it wasn't then it god damned well should have been.
Yes it was. I'm not sure of it's origins, but it's an underused meme.
FOX! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 12:39:43 AM
Quote from: Net on September 19, 2012, 12:36:26 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 19, 2012, 12:35:05 AM
Wasn't "Keep fucking that chicken!" a thing we said here for a while?
If it wasn't then it god damned well should have been.
Yes it was. I'm not sure of it's origins, but it's an underused meme.
FOX! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
:lulz:
That man is everything AmericaTM needs. Right. Fucking. Now.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:34:09 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
I'll ask him again.
Someone should start a pention, or
:?
There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.
Ooh, ooh!
Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!
:lulz:
He says he's gonna reg.
The last thing you guys need is that asshole posting here, because one of two things will happen.
1. He will fuck the forum up beyond all belief with mindless references to the shitty beer he's drinking, obscure comic book obsessions, his embarrassing pro-wrestling nerdgasms and constant stories about how much he loves his fleshlight.
Or 2. He'll post a couple of times, get high and forget his password.
Is that the kind of board you guys want? You really want that emotionally stunted manchild posting with you?
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AM
The last thing you guys need is that asshole posting here, because one of two things will happen.
1. He will fuck the forum up beyond all belief with mindless references to the shitty beer he's drinking, obscure comic book obsessions, his embarrassing pro-wrestling nerdgasms and constant stories about how much he loves his fleshlight.
We LOVE fleshlights. In fact, we have a thriving internet business marketing slightly used ones.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AMOr 2. He'll post a couple of times, get high and forget his password.
Is that the kind of board you guys want? You really want that emotionally stunted manchild posting with you?
Yeah. Welcome aboard, Troy. :lulz:
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Or slightly used fleshlight marketers. It's how Faust funds the board, alongside selling bogus "Authentic Used Courtney Love Panties" and fake relic scams.
Speaking of which, I have a genuine finger bone from Saint Olaf, if you're, you know, wanting to STAY OUT OF HELL.
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Well shit, who can I fuck with then? There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:34:09 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
I'll ask him again.
Someone should start a pention, or
:?
There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.
Ooh, ooh!
Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!
:lulz:
He says he's gonna reg.
The last thing you guys need is that asshole posting here, because one of two things will happen.
1. He will fuck the forum up beyond all belief with mindless references to the shitty beer he's drinking, obscure comic book obsessions, his embarrassing pro-wrestling nerdgasms and constant stories about how much he loves his fleshlight.
Or 2. He'll post a couple of times, get high and forget his password.
Is that the kind of board you guys want? You really want that emotionally stunted manchild posting with you?
That actually sounds kind of refined. Should we dress up for this?
Hi. :)
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)
CG natives come in one of two flavors. Those that can speak, and TLB.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)
Shhhhh, you'll blow my cover and then everyone at CG will know I only post there to fuck with people and not really advance any sort of cause.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Well shit, who can I fuck with then? There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
Yuo. Fuck off.
LMNO
-spag on demand.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Well shit, who can I fuck with then? There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
Yuo. Fuck off.
LMNO
-spag on demand.
LMNO, meet your brother.
Seriously, for about 5 years, I thought you were the same guy.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:44:05 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)
Shhhhh, you'll blow my cover and then everyone at CG will know I only post there to fuck with people and not really advance any sort of cause.
If you don't rat me out, I won't rat you out.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:43:04 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)
CG natives come in one of two flavors. Those that can speak, and TLB.
I disagree. 3 flavors. Self satisfied liberals. Self satisfied conservatives. And the Sammich.
Of these the Sammich is, well not the smartest, and not the most erudite. But they boy has plenty of heart. And if heart counts for anything, he'll go far in life.
Which is good, because his dealer is on the other side of town.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Well shit, who can I fuck with then? There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
Yuo. Fuck off.
LMNO
-spag on demand.
I fucked with myself twice already,can't happen for another 40 minutes at least. Can I fuck with you?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 03:42:45 AM
That actually sounds kind of refined. Should we dress up for this?
Hi. :)
Why? I'm certainly not wearing pants.
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.
http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif¬if_t=share_reply
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.
http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif¬if_t=share_reply
Excitable Facebook poster is excitable.
Yes, I know LMNO, Shithead n00b is a Shithead.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.
http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif¬if_t=share_reply
Looks like you have to be friends with that guy to comment. I can't even get a 'like' button.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:51:40 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 03:42:45 AM
That actually sounds kind of refined. Should we dress up for this?
Hi. :)
Why? I'm certainly not wearing pants.
In the sort of amazing coincidence only found in porn film plots, neither am I.
Engineer boots
Stetson
Grin
That's it. Upstairs back balcony counts in the "castle law", so I can horrify my neighbors and passing golfers at my whim.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.
http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif¬if_t=share_reply
Looks like you have to be friends with that guy to comment. I can't even get a 'like' button.
I've got "Thad" THIS close to making death threats.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:02:17 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.
http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif¬if_t=share_reply
Looks like you have to be friends with that guy to comment. I can't even get a 'like' button.
I've got "Thad" THIS close to making death threats.
RAMP IT UP
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:01:39 AM
That's it. Upstairs back balcony counts in the "castle law", so I can horrify my neighbors and passing golfers at my whim.
There had better be a working toilet on that back deck.
Fucki it, a non working toilet counts. So long as you are using it.
QuoteWell, then let me explain it to you in small words: You are here to "win" the internet. I am here to laugh at you. And in November, I'll be laughing even harder. I mean, I'm not a big hopey hopey change change Obama fan or anything. It's just that I hate conservatives.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
3, 2...
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:05:25 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:01:39 AM
That's it. Upstairs back balcony counts in the "castle law", so I can horrify my neighbors and passing golfers at my whim.
There had better be a working toilet on that back deck.
Fucki it, a non working toilet counts. So long as you are using it.
As long as I'm behind a fence, I'm legal. Even if I'm 5 feet higher than the fence.
I DO WHAT I WANT.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:05:48 AM
QuoteWell, then let me explain it to you in small words: You are here to "win" the internet. I am here to laugh at you. And in November, I'll be laughing even harder. I mean, I'm not a big hopey hopey change change Obama fan or anything. It's just that I hate conservatives.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
3, 2...
I prefer to think of myself as an
artist.
Jesus wept.
No seriously, I did.
Oh, dear. Our friend Thad is a libertarian.
:lulz:
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:06:59 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:05:48 AM
QuoteWell, then let me explain it to you in small words: You are here to "win" the internet. I am here to laugh at you. And in November, I'll be laughing even harder. I mean, I'm not a big hopey hopey change change Obama fan or anything. It's just that I hate conservatives.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
3, 2...
I prefer to think of myself as an artist.
He says you're a "bigot".
Like the way we STEP ON THEIR RELIJIZ FREEDUMS WHEN WE DON'T CONVERT.
And now we start on beer number two.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Jesus wept.
No seriously, I did.
Time to start ripping off Warren Ellis and Ivan Stang.
Fidel,
Hitting the 11 button
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:10:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Jesus wept.
No seriously, I did.
Time to start ripping off Warren Ellis and Ivan Stang.
Fidel,
Hitting the 11 button
Bonus if you work the chair leg of truth into it.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:10:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Jesus wept.
No seriously, I did.
Time to start ripping off Warren Ellis and Ivan Stang.
Fidel,
Hitting the 11 button
Bonus if you work the chair leg of truth into it.
Actually, I was thinking of the "I have so much money, I could pay someone to sleep with you" bit.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:12:28 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:10:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Jesus wept.
No seriously, I did.
Time to start ripping off Warren Ellis and Ivan Stang.
Fidel,
Hitting the 11 button
Bonus if you work the chair leg of truth into it.
Actually, I was thinking of the "I have so much money, I could pay someone to sleep with you" bit.
I was thinking that degree of difficulty had some effect on score.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:15:39 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:12:28 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:11:04 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:10:10 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Jesus wept.
No seriously, I did.
Time to start ripping off Warren Ellis and Ivan Stang.
Fidel,
Hitting the 11 button
Bonus if you work the chair leg of truth into it.
Actually, I was thinking of the "I have so much money, I could pay someone to sleep with you" bit.
I was thinking that degree of difficulty had some effect on score.
It does. But I have a head full of benzodiazapam, and I'm not ready to shoot for the gold.
Well, either the keyboard is getting all mushy, or my head is.
Bedtime for Bonzo.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.
http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif¬if_t=share_reply
"I'm giving you permission to walk away with a shred of dignity in tact"
:popcorn:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
And he has permission to go back to jacking off to Ayn Rand novels.
I hope you fuckers appreciate all the shit I do for you.
Man that guy is total "look at how edgy I am being by being a sociopathic" Check out his wall. :lulz:
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 04:30:26 AM
Man that guy is total "look at how edgy I am being by being a sociopathic" Check out his wall. :lulz:
Quote
People shall bow down to my evil, and love me for how much they fear me Humanity needs to be taught respect. I am the one who teaches them and while some may disagree with my methods, those who have experienced them first hand are much better off for it..........because they are dead.
Quick...all of you bastards friend him. WE HAVE A MISSION. FROM GOD. I MEAN, TUCSON.
I was just about to post that from his about section. :lulz:
WTF WE HAVE A MUTUAL FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL. :eek:
Quote from: Suu on September 19, 2012, 04:32:46 AM
I was just about to post that from his about section. :lulz:
FRIEND HIM!
Tomorrow we have to help him. Know what I mean?
And I think you do.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:33:49 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 19, 2012, 04:32:46 AM
I was just about to post that from his about section. :lulz:
FRIEND HIM!
Tomorrow we have to help him. Know what I mean?
And I think you do.
Of course I do!
Friend request sent. :lol:
Oh, here's a good one:
QuoteToday I was forced to beat up a homeless man. It seems even I am able to clean up the streets in my own way.
All his friends are wearing cheesy superhero outfits. :lulz:
YOU CAN'T BUY THIS KIND OF HUMOR!
He's got NOTES. https://www.facebook.com/thaddeus.void/info#!/thaddeus.void/notes
GO READ HIS WALL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I JUST SHAT MYSELF
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:37:22 AM
He's got NOTES. https://www.facebook.com/thaddeus.void/info#!/thaddeus.void/notes
QuoteAs I am an expert on the topic I feel it is in good faith that I share my expertise so that you too can become an expert. These are the standerds I have formulated for becoming an effective "Superhero" In todays world.
Standerds. He has them.
DO NOT HAVE TO BE FRIENDS TO COMMENT ON HIS WALL
Is this what he's thinking when he beats up homeless guys?
Quote
An Experts guide to being a "Superhero".
by Thaddeus Void on Saturday, 10 December 2011 at 21:45 ·
As I am an expert on the topic I feel it is in good faith that I share my expertise so that you too can become an expert. These are the standerds I have formulated for becoming an effective "Superhero" In todays world.
Fittness: The most important corner stone of crime fighting, how can you change the world if you do not have the personal dedication to keep yourself in shape?These are the standards, you should be able to
***<TL;DR blather>***
Transportation: An often neglected aspect but incredibly important. Walking around on foot may be nice, you may get to be out around people and stop to take pictures while your camera crew tails behind, this is however incredibly inefficient and slow. What you do need is a vehicle of some kid in order to cover as much ground as possible while also conserving your energy, it will even grant you more space for storage of supplies in case you happen across a stranded motorist who needs assistance or something of the sort. The average person walks one mile in 20-30 minutes, a vehicle can cover that distance in a little more than one minute, you are essentially making your patrol almost 30x more effective just by driving instead of walking. What you would like to drive is up to you, however it would be best if you travel in something easily repaired if damaged. If you plan on dealing with criminals then you should also expect to have objects thrown at your car and so if possible you should use a vehicle you can afford to let get banged up and not one you need for your own daily life. You should also factor in gas mileage since you will be driving around all night, a gas guzzling jeep would not be the most practical choice for a nightly patrol unless you really have the money to spare. If you would like your car to match your outfit you do not need any expensive modifications or body shop work, a trip to the hardware store, a coat of paint, and some christmas lights and you will have you own personal super car in no time.
And that is all you need in order to start your life as an expert crim fighter. Hold yourself to these simple standards and you will be and "Superhero" In no time at all. -Dr.W.T.Void PhD
.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:39:19 AM
DO NOT HAVE TO BE FRIENDS TO COMMENT ON HIS WALL
Nope, you don't. *cracks knuckles*
I'll say a few things before heading to bed.
Beer three.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:42:16 AM
Beer three.
Get your diseased arse on that wall, Jebus. This is too fucking good to sit out on.
I DON'T HAVE A COMMENT BOX. DO I HAVE TO BE A FRIEND OF HIS FRIEND OR SOMETHING?????
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:43:13 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:42:16 AM
Beer three.
Get your diseased arse on that wall, Jebus. This is too fucking good to sit out on.
No fake failbook accounts. And I have to behave in my civilian identity.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:40:58 AM
And that is all you need in order to start your life as an expert crim fighter. Hold yourself to these simple standards and you will be and "Superhero" In no time at all. -Dr.W.T.Void PhD
I do not believe that man is a Doctor.
Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on September 19, 2012, 04:59:08 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:40:58 AM
And that is all you need in order to start your life as an expert crim fighter. Hold yourself to these simple standards and you will be and "Superhero" In no time at all. -Dr.W.T.Void PhD
I do not believe that man is a Doctor.
And I do not believe he fights "crim".
"THADDEUS VOID HAS ACCEPTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. WRITE ON THADDEUS'S WALL!" :lulz:
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:34:09 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
I'll ask him again.
Someone should start a pention, or
:?
There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.
Ooh, ooh!
Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!
:lulz:
He says he's gonna reg.
The last thing you guys need is that asshole posting here, because one of two things will happen.
1. He will fuck the forum up beyond all belief with mindless references to the shitty beer he's drinking, obscure comic book obsessions, his embarrassing pro-wrestling nerdgasms and constant stories about how much he loves his fleshlight.
Or 2. He'll post a couple of times, get high and forget his password.
Is that the kind of board you guys want? You really want that emotionally stunted manchild posting with you?
MY NIGHT! IT IS MADE!
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Well shit, who can I fuck with then? There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
Oh. They turn up from time to time.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:13:52 AM
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Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Well shit, who can I fuck with then? There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
Oh. They turn up from time to time.
This puts me in mind of Falafel.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 07:17:00 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:13:52 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.
Well shit, who can I fuck with then? There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
Oh. They turn up from time to time.
This puts me in mind of Falafel.
There's that one, and also Hollis or whatever.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 05:39:43 AM
"THADDEUS VOID HAS ACCEPTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. WRITE ON THADDEUS'S WALL!" :lulz:
I am envious, as he has not yes accepted my friend request. :(
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:11:07 AM
MY NIGHT! IT IS MADE!
Happy I could make someone's night. Off to pass out, sleep it off, and then drag my sorry ass to the land of SRS BUSNESS! Which I will fuck with by sneaking Rebecca Black lyrics intolegitimate business e-mails.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:50:57 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 05:39:43 AM
"THADDEUS VOID HAS ACCEPTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. WRITE ON THADDEUS'S WALL!" :lulz:
I am envious, as he has not yes accepted my friend request. :(
I'll play nice until everybody's in. He told me about an epicurian delight that could probably be posted at the bad taxidermy group, no problem. Stuffed pig leg. I stayed out of the thread where he said he got homeless guy on his boot, though.
For now. UNGGGGGH.
I am now friends with him. 8)
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 08:11:52 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:11:07 AM
MY NIGHT! IT IS MADE!
Happy I could make someone's night. Off to pass out, sleep it off, and then drag my sorry ass to the land of SRS BUSNESS! Which I will fuck with by sneaking Rebecca Black lyrics intolegitimate business e-mails.
I TOLD YOU GUYS! HE'S LIKE THE EVEN MORE EVIL OPPOSITE OF LMNO!
Troy, you need to get LMNO to do some corporatese for you. It's fucking uncanny.
Why would I do that when I speak it pretty good myself? My life isn't just getting stoned and jerking off with stuffed animals, you know. I have a genuine professional side too. I just need to be getting paid to let that side out.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 05:16:38 PM
Why would I do that when I speak it pretty good myself? My life isn't just getting stoned and jerking off with stuffed animals, you know. I have a genuine professional side too. I just need to be getting paid to let that side out.
Yeah, but LMNO has a
gift for it.
I once asked him to write a page of text that said absolutely NOTHING, so I could hijack our engineer's email and send it to everyone in the corporation. People actually answered it like it made sense, all in a language that bears no resemblance to actual English.
I really should have saved that, since the search function is totally borked. You wouldn't still have it lying around, would you? I need to incentivise a solve to implement the turnkey core competencies.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 05:38:04 PM
I really should have saved that, since the search function is totally borked. You wouldn't still have it lying around, would you? I need to incentivise a solve to implement the turnkey core competencies.
:lulz:
I think I still have a copy. It was purged from our company's email, but it's here on PD somewhere.
I need to read this now. Would Google site search work?
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 06:45:56 PM
I need to read this now. Would Google site search work?
Got it.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,31365.15/msg,1209405.html
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 09:40:39 PM
...Supertroy, on Capitol Grilling.
Quote from: SuperTroyThis thread is all kinds of awesome, not the least of which is that it proves there's no degree to which the modern wingnut will not sink to deny fucking the chicken. You point out the chicken, and they say "no, I'm not fucking the chicken". You point out that their pants are down and there's a chicken in the room, and they'll angrily respond that YOU are fucking the chicken. You show them video of them fucking the chicken and they'll stop in mid stroke and explain exactly why it is that the democrats are the real chicken fuckers. They'll even cut and paste an article from NRO backing them up.
And then they'll return to fucking the ever loving shit out of that poor poor chicken.
Republicans just keep fucking that chicken (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,24113.0.html).
That's an intrinsic part of my charm. I take old obscure memes I find on places like ED and make them my own. Sort of like what Roger Moore did with James Bond, but I don't score near as much ass in the process.
The upside is no one is quite as embarrassed by me. Yet.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 09:08:38 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:50:57 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 05:39:43 AM
"THADDEUS VOID HAS ACCEPTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. WRITE ON THADDEUS'S WALL!" :lulz:
I am envious, as he has not yes accepted my friend request. :(
I'll play nice until everybody's in. He told me about an epicurian delight that could probably be posted at the bad taxidermy group, no problem. Stuffed pig leg. I stayed out of the thread where he said he got homeless guy on his boot, though.
For now. UNGGGGGH.
I can't post on his wall as a non-friend. :(
Friend request sent.
Quote from: Net on September 20, 2012, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 09:08:38 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:50:57 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 05:39:43 AM
"THADDEUS VOID HAS ACCEPTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. WRITE ON THADDEUS'S WALL!" :lulz:
I am envious, as he has not yes accepted my friend request. :(
I'll play nice until everybody's in. He told me about an epicurian delight that could probably be posted at the bad taxidermy group, no problem. Stuffed pig leg. I stayed out of the thread where he said he got homeless guy on his boot, though.
For now. UNGGGGGH.
I can't post on his wall as a non-friend. :(
Friend request sent.
What? I can.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 20, 2012, 02:49:51 AM
Quote from: Net on September 20, 2012, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 09:08:38 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:50:57 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 05:39:43 AM
"THADDEUS VOID HAS ACCEPTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. WRITE ON THADDEUS'S WALL!" :lulz:
I am envious, as he has not yes accepted my friend request. :(
I'll play nice until everybody's in. He told me about an epicurian delight that could probably be posted at the bad taxidermy group, no problem. Stuffed pig leg. I stayed out of the thread where he said he got homeless guy on his boot, though.
For now. UNGGGGGH.
I can't post on his wall as a non-friend. :(
Friend request sent.
What? I can.
Maybe you're a friend of one of his friends?
I don't think he's gonna approve me. :(
Does Kitty have an account there?
Quote from: Net on September 20, 2012, 02:52:13 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 20, 2012, 02:49:51 AM
Quote from: Net on September 20, 2012, 02:49:01 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 09:08:38 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 19, 2012, 07:50:57 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 05:39:43 AM
"THADDEUS VOID HAS ACCEPTED YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. WRITE ON THADDEUS'S WALL!" :lulz:
I am envious, as he has not yes accepted my friend request. :(
I'll play nice until everybody's in. He told me about an epicurian delight that could probably be posted at the bad taxidermy group, no problem. Stuffed pig leg. I stayed out of the thread where he said he got homeless guy on his boot, though.
For now. UNGGGGGH.
I can't post on his wall as a non-friend. :(
Friend request sent.
What? I can.
Maybe you're a friend of one of his friends?
Nope. But I'm friends with one of his friends.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 08:44:21 PM
That's an intrinsic part of my charm. I take old obscure memes I find on places like ED and make them my own. Sort of like what Roger Moore did with James Bond, but I don't score near as much ass in the process.
The upside is no one is quite as embarrassed by me. Yet.
I was hoping it was a case of divergent evolution in memes that both we and you had somehow independently arrived at.
Because that could open the door to trolling Jungians with the idea of a chicken fucking archetype.
That still TOTALLY NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
Incidentally, this just goes to show that nobody is more than two steps away from Dr Phox.
Dr Phox ---> friends with Kory Shaubut
Kory ---> Friends with Thaddeus Void.
This is how I came in contact with this nutcase.
Also, fuck you Kai.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 20, 2012, 02:51:21 PM
Does Kitty have an account there?
No... she really needs one, though. I need to make her an email address, too.
She NEEDS a wider audience. :lulz:
https://www.facebook.com/SciFiSpeedDating/posts/175296862595681?comment_id=360047&offset=0&total_comments=5
Just...do what must be done.
That guy needs a lesson on what "conservative" means.
Doesn't every "conservative"?
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 20, 2012, 03:14:58 PM
Incidentally, this just goes to show that nobody is more than two steps away from Dr Phox.
Dr Phox ---> friends with Kory Shaubut
Kory ---> Friends with Thaddeus Void.
This is how I came in contact with this nutcase.
Also, fuck you Kai.
:hammer:
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
I'll ask him again.
Someone should start a pention, or
:?
There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.
Ooh, ooh!
Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!
Ooh, ooh.. OOOOHHHHhhh
*post*
It is amusing to me that I'm some sort of candyman who's posts can single handedly summon a (hilarious, btw) djinn of political smack downs from another board simply by posting.
I've come around to the opinion that human politics are stupid, and wasting time (even time making fun of it) is a waste of time.
Much like smoking the green, or any other distraction of my youth that took me away from doing the things I actually enjoy doing, I'm done with it. No fanfare, no reminiscing... It's useless and clearly, hallucinogens were the best anyway.
and really, who has time for hallucinogens anymore?
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 21, 2012, 03:39:07 AM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.
I'll ask him again.
Someone should start a pention, or
:?
There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.
Ooh, ooh!
Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!
Ooh, ooh.. OOOOHHHHhhh
*post*
It is amusing to me that I'm some sort of candyman who's posts can single handedly summon a (hilarious, btw) djinn of political smack downs from another board simply by posting.
I've come around to the opinion that human politics are stupid, and wasting time (even time making fun of it) is a waste of time.
Much like smoking the green, or any other distraction of my youth that took me away from doing the things I actually enjoy doing, I'm done with it. No fanfare, no reminiscing... It's useless and clearly, hallucinogens were the best anyway.
and really, who has time for hallucinogens anymore?
:herewego:
Human politics are stupid. I prefer my politics to be sea anemone or, barring that, Time Lord.
You're right about the politics thing, though.
This election has ruined it for me. Forever.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 21, 2012, 03:48:22 AM
This election has ruined it for me. Forever.
You're disappointing me. I would like this election to go on, FOREVER.
You can't deny that there is "God is fucking with us" lulz in Romney confusing his likeliest base of voter support, with the folks who won't vote for him.
God is
REALLY committed to this troll.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 21, 2012, 03:39:07 AM
It is amusing to me that I'm some sort of candyman who's posts can single handedly summon a (hilarious, btw) djinn of political smack downs from another board simply by posting.
Are we supposed to fight now?
narwal politics have to be interesting.
when you have a horn growing from your forehead, and have to fight for air pockets in a deep winter freeze... some cut throat fights must happen thar.
I'm done as well, Fidel. more than any time in my memory, and as old as i am, I'm a whippersnapper compared to you, it seems like a bunch of people arguing over which shitty end of the stick they want to hold.
i want to strangle anyone who wants to tell me why their team is right and the other team is wrong.
id like to apologize to everyone i did that to here. there aren't enough hells in which to burn.
How old exactly do you think Fidel is? :?
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 21, 2012, 04:02:57 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 21, 2012, 03:39:07 AM
It is amusing to me that I'm some sort of candyman who's posts can single handedly summon a (hilarious, btw) djinn of political smack downs from another board simply by posting.
Are we supposed to fight now?
noooo.. you're like.. months late..
*sigh*
there was a time, not long ago (and they don't delete this shit so you can find it) when i was sure i knew some things. like when i was younger, only more obnoxious, and would pick drunken fights on the board.
enough people I'd never met told me i was an asshole that i had to step back and consider it, because I'd only ever been called that by people who know me well.. and are sure I'm an asshole, but not an irredeemable one.
so i mostly just read here now.
if you want to fight though, I'm going to need time to cook the odds a bit. i could get back in character for some lols. it'd be a half assed attempt though. not only am i busy as shit until 9est but i really, really don't give a shit about those things i did.
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 21, 2012, 04:26:12 AM
if you want to fight though, I'm going to need time to cook the odds a bit. i could get back in character for some lols. it'd be a half assed attempt though. not only am i busy as shit until 9est but i really, really don't give a shit about those things i did.
Nahh, it's ok. I've seen the unpretty things that happen to those who jump into arguments without getting the lay of the land. I'd rather just be a snarky douche for a bit before I pop off about anything serious.
It would be presumptuous on my part.
Besides, unless you're really going to commit to the joke, why bother?
A similar story to ones we've heard before, pickle, but I think you might mean it this time. I hope so. The more upright people on the planet, the better.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 21, 2012, 04:15:04 AM
How old exactly do you think Fidel is? :?
I'm yanking his dick a bit on that, but i did see his revolution fictionalized in "The Godfather" and remember that he posted some pics from his service time in the spagbook. he can't have more than a decade on me, and that's not much really.
Hey Pickle, how goes?
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 21, 2012, 04:40:45 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 21, 2012, 04:15:04 AM
How old exactly do you think Fidel is? :?
I'm yanking his dick a bit on that, but i did see his revolution fictionalized in "The Godfather" and remember that he posted some pics from his service time in the spagbook. he can't have more than a decade on me, and that's not much really.
Ah. :lulz: yeah, I Yank his chain a bit about age.
I like to ask him, "Hey Roger, what day exactly did you go in the military?"
And then he tells me to shut up. I have no idea why. It makes me a sad panda.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 21, 2012, 04:45:51 AM
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 21, 2012, 04:40:45 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 21, 2012, 04:15:04 AM
How old exactly do you think Fidel is? :?
I'm yanking his dick a bit on that, but i did see his revolution fictionalized in "The Godfather" and remember that he posted some pics from his service time in the spagbook. he can't have more than a decade on me, and that's not much really.
Ah. :lulz: yeah, I Yank his chain a bit about age.
I like to ask him, "Hey Roger, what day exactly did you go in the military?"
And then he tells me to shut up. I have no idea why. It makes me a sad panda.
December 8.
It was a Monday, as soon as the recruit office opened.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 21, 2012, 04:41:49 AM
Hey Pickle, how goes?
twiddles, not bad. no complaints to be had. thought i was going to be up that way a few months ago to survey a boat but wasn't necessary so never hit you up on showing me some Basten.
I'll hit you up on the face space tomorrow, been meaning to listen to this album of yours and just haven't. you kids and your music. :)
Quote from: Disco Pickle on September 21, 2012, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 21, 2012, 04:41:49 AM
Hey Pickle, how goes?
twiddles, not bad. no complaints to be had. thought i was going to be up that way a few months ago to survey a boat but wasn't necessary so never hit you up on showing me some Basten.
I'll hit you up on the face space tomorrow, been meaning to listen to this album of yours and just haven't. you kids and your music. :)
Cool cool. I probably won't be able to get back to you until about 8pm-ish.
Like this, Fidel. How can you not appreciate this:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/09/seems_to_be_going_great.php?ref=fpblg
Ann Romney says fellow Republicans who've criticized her husband need to "stop it" and realize "how lucky" the party is to have Mitt Romney as its nominee. ... "Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring," she said. "This is hard and, you know, it's an important thing that we're doing right now and it's an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt's qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country."
There's a 1 in ten shot that Mitt goes Bud Dwyer on us.
That's some good shit.
I'm fairly sure this election has been going on for forever.
Are we sure Romney didn't become President, we all died during the Mormon Rapture and we're now on one of Mitt Romney's planets (http://www.mormondna.org/mormon-beliefs/mormons-planet-die.html), reliving his Rise to Power over and over again?
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2012, 12:22:30 PM
I'm fairly sure this election has been going on for forever.
Are we sure Romney didn't become President, we all died during the Mormon Rapture and we're now on one of Mitt Romney's planets (http://www.mormondna.org/mormon-beliefs/mormons-planet-die.html), reliving his Rise to Power over and over again?
Considering I've been watching him run for President since 2002, I might have to agree with you on this.
Twid,
Just realized Boston must be the capital of Kolob.
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2012, 12:22:30 PM
I'm fairly sure this election has been going on for forever.
Are we sure Romney didn't become President, we all died during the Mormon Rapture and we're now on one of Mitt Romney's planets (http://www.mormondna.org/mormon-beliefs/mormons-planet-die.html), reliving his Rise to Power over and over again?
You... you
bastard. Now you've put that thought into my head, and
it won't get out.
:thanks:
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2012, 12:22:30 PM
I'm fairly sure this election has been going on for forever.
Are we sure Romney didn't become President, we all died during the Mormon Rapture and we're now on one of Mitt Romney's planets (http://www.mormondna.org/mormon-beliefs/mormons-planet-die.html), reliving his Rise to Power over and over again?
i couldn't make it past 6 of the comments on that blog without wanting to grab the screen and shake, then laugh a bit, manicaly..
jesus christ those people are daft