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Internet Jesus

#30
September 19, 2012, 03:49:11 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:43:04 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)

CG natives come in one of two flavors.  Those that can speak, and TLB.

I disagree.  3 flavors.  Self satisfied liberals.  Self satisfied conservatives. And the Sammich.

Of these the Sammich is, well not the smartest, and not the most erudite.  But they boy has plenty of heart. And if heart counts for anything, he'll go far in life.

Which is good, because his dealer is on the other side of town.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Internet Jesus

#31
September 19, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.

Well shit, who can I fuck with then?  There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.

Yuo. Fuck off.


LMNO
-spag on demand.

I fucked with myself twice already,can't happen for another 40 minutes at least.  Can I fuck with you?
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Internet Jesus

#32
September 19, 2012, 03:51:40 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 03:42:45 AM

That actually sounds kind of refined. Should we dress up for this?

Hi.   :)

Why?  I'm certainly not wearing pants.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.

http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif&notif_t=share_reply
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#34
September 19, 2012, 04:00:12 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.

http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif&notif_t=share_reply

Excitable Facebook poster is excitable.

Yes, I know LMNO, Shithead n00b is a Shithead.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#35
September 19, 2012, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.

http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif&notif_t=share_reply

Looks like you have to be friends with that guy to comment. I can't even get a 'like' button.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
September 19, 2012, 04:01:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:51:40 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 03:42:45 AM

That actually sounds kind of refined. Should we dress up for this?

Hi.   :)

Why?  I'm certainly not wearing pants.

In the sort of amazing coincidence only found in porn film plots, neither am I.

Engineer boots
Stetson
Grin

That's it.  Upstairs back balcony counts in the "castle law", so I can horrify my neighbors and passing golfers at my whim.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
September 19, 2012, 04:02:17 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.

http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif&notif_t=share_reply

Looks like you have to be friends with that guy to comment. I can't even get a 'like' button.

I've got "Thad" THIS close to making death threats.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#38
September 19, 2012, 04:03:11 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:02:17 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:52:05 AM
While you guys have been swapping spit, I've been gathering angry teabaggers.

http://www.facebook.com/kory.schaubhut/posts/430540893648574?ref=notif&notif_t=share_reply

Looks like you have to be friends with that guy to comment. I can't even get a 'like' button.

I've got "Thad" THIS close to making death threats.

RAMP IT UP
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Internet Jesus

#39
September 19, 2012, 04:05:25 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:01:39 AM

That's it.  Upstairs back balcony counts in the "castle law", so I can horrify my neighbors and passing golfers at my whim.

There had better be a working toilet on that back deck. 

Fucki it, a non working toilet counts.  So long as you are using it.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Anna Mae Bollocks

#40
September 19, 2012, 04:05:48 AM
QuoteWell, then let me explain it to you in small words: You are here to "win" the internet. I am here to laugh at you. And in November, I'll be laughing even harder. I mean, I'm not a big hopey hopey change change Obama fan or anything. It's just that I hate conservatives.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

3, 2...
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
September 19, 2012, 04:06:39 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 04:05:25 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 04:01:39 AM

That's it.  Upstairs back balcony counts in the "castle law", so I can horrify my neighbors and passing golfers at my whim.

There had better be a working toilet on that back deck. 

Fucki it, a non working toilet counts.  So long as you are using it.

As long as I'm behind a fence, I'm legal.  Even if I'm 5 feet higher than the fence.

I DO WHAT I WANT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
September 19, 2012, 04:06:59 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 19, 2012, 04:05:48 AM
QuoteWell, then let me explain it to you in small words: You are here to "win" the internet. I am here to laugh at you. And in November, I'll be laughing even harder. I mean, I'm not a big hopey hopey change change Obama fan or anything. It's just that I hate conservatives.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

3, 2...

I prefer to think of myself as an artist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#43
September 19, 2012, 04:08:50 AM
Jesus wept. 

No seriously, I did.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
September 19, 2012, 04:09:04 AM
Oh, dear.  Our friend Thad is a libertarian.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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