I usually don't make posts like this, but there are some things in the world that really deserve a serious condemnation. Genocide, police brutality, voter suppression, the Chinese... yes, all of these things are awful, but let's face it - they get plenty of lip from the News and from the Interbutt Hate Machine.
So this thread is about something that I have not heard many people expressing hatred for:
Wil Wheaton.
Yeah. I said it. Fuck Wil Wheaton. Just fuck that guy right in his ear. God dammit.
Look at this shit:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/clips/Img0698.jpg)
That's just the latest in a long train of abuses of which this guy is the conductor. WHY does the planet love Wil Wheaton? He's like Justin Bieber, except he doesn't even sing. He just posts shit on the faceplus and the googlebook.
So anyway, Fuck Wil Wheaton.
(http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2009/04/29/standbyme_gun230x230.jpg)
Look at that cold steely stare. And who is this bad ass kid pulling his glock on? Jack fucking Bauer.
That's why, asshole.
Dude, Wil Wheaton said before a live audience, "I crawl up the demon's butt," the man is DAMNED.
To be fair george takei is guilty of the same except hes the opposite of annoying. Plus he calls politicians douchebags.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 19, 2012, 07:27:38 PM
To be fair george takei is guilty of the same except hes the opposite of annoying. Plus he calls politicians douchebags.
George Takei is cool. Wil Wheaton is like the Mitt Romney of the Internet. He did nothing to deserve what he has, and he just shows off all the time for no reason, and he's a Mormon.*
*He may not actually be Mormon, but fuck him anyway.
Aww, I like Wheaton. He's funny.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 19, 2012, 07:33:27 PM
Aww, I like Wheaton. He's funny.
He's funny, and he wants to eat your children.
But hey, if that's cool with you, whatever. Do your thing.
which simply points out one of his many useful contributions to society.
if my child didn't believe that wil wheaton would emerge from the closet to eat him if he stays awake at night, then i'd never get any rest!
At least in that picture, it's really easy to ignore the douche in the blue T-shirt.
I feel the same way about Shia Labeouf. Motherfucker deserves to gt X-PAC heat.
Quote from: v3x on September 19, 2012, 07:01:34 PM
I usually don't make posts like this, but there are some things in the world that really deserve a serious condemnation. Genocide, police brutality, voter suppression, the Chinese... yes, all of these things are awful, but let's face it - they get plenty of lip from the News and from the Interbutt Hate Machine.
So this thread is about something that I have not heard many people expressing hatred for:
Wil Wheaton.
Yeah. I said it. Fuck Wil Wheaton. Just fuck that guy right in his ear. God dammit.
Look at this shit:
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/clips/Img0698.jpg)
That's just the latest in a long train of abuses of which this guy is the conductor. WHY does the planet love Wil Wheaton? He's like Justin Bieber, except he doesn't even sing. He just posts shit on the faceplus and the googlebook.
So anyway, Fuck Wil Wheaton.
Take heart. Davil Lee Roth went from oughta be shot (http://htthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2CyQ7Eslg4) to this:
(http://www.rugorreal.com/assets/hollywood/roth4.jpg)
Make some popcorn and give it a little time. :lol:
I'm not really sure who these people are, except for Shia LaBeouf, but that's because of the "Actual Cannibal, Shia Labeouf" meme.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 08:40:15 PM
I feel the same way about Shia Labeouf. Motherfucker deserves to gt X-PAC heat.
In that case, you really need to see
Lawless. Dude gets the crap beaten out of him.
A lot. AND it's a pretty good movie.
Nick Cave was the screenwriter, if that means anything to you.
Looked him up, but still nope.
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Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 08:40:15 PM
I feel the same way about Shia Labeouf. Motherfucker deserves to gt X-PAC heat.
In that case, you really need to see Lawless. Dude gets the crap beaten out of him.
I would but the thing is that Labeouf does get X-PAC heat from me.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XPacHeat (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XPacHeat)
Then there's X-Pac Heat. This is when the audience boos and insults a wrestler not because they hate the character, but because they hate the performer. It can be because they've been pushed too hard, they have political power behind the scenes, or because they're terrible performers. For wrestlers, this often refers to guys who have poor matches (or actively wreck the pushes of others) and become overexposed despite crowds not caring for them one way or the other (either as heroes or as villains). This is not a heel, a villain whom fans want to see punished; an X-Pac is someone fans don't want to see at all. It's a very specific form of breaking Kayfabe by the fans and happens to be quite rare.I don't want to see him getting the shit beat out of him, if it's just movie magic and I have to pay. I want to see him legitimately get the shit beat out of him for free.
Alternatively if he would just disappear off the face of the earth, that would be fine too.
Hes the fella in national treasure and conair.
(http://www.reclusland.com/compass/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/fd2140ebc47fed75f7f18b8cd0566adb.jpg)
Cant see pics on my phone.
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Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 19, 2012, 08:58:29 PM
Looked him up, but still nope.
GAH.
:lulz: What do you want?
I want a world where every single person knows who Nick Cave is. It's not asking much.
Honest to God: I have NO idea who he is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Cave_and_the_Bad_Seeds
They did a whole X-Files episode around the song "Red Right hand"
What episode was that?
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Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 19, 2012, 08:58:29 PM
Looked him up, but still nope.
GAH.
:lulz: What do you want?
I want a world where every single person knows who Nick Cave is. It's not asking much.
Honest to God: I have NO idea who he is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Cave_and_the_Bad_Seeds
They did a whole X-Files episode around the song "Red Right hand"
How is it that we're in the 21st century, but Australians still get to play what they laughingly call "music"?
Did we learn NOTHING from AC/DC and INXS?
I wasnt aware that we still allowed bands with the name format of singers full name and the otherguys
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 19, 2012, 11:50:32 PM
I wasnt aware that we still allowed bands with the name format of singers full name and the otherguys
Not in CIVILIZED parts of the world, Twid. They're upside-down people.
:lulz:
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 19, 2012, 11:46:47 PM
What episode was that?
My error, it was featured in "Ascension", but the episode wasn't bult around it. It was "Songs in the Key of X" (The first X-Files soundtrack) that RRH was the inspiration for.
Yes, I'm a dumbfuck for not checking before I posted. I am ashamed of myself and will therefore limit my consumption to no more that 12 beers this evening. :horrormirth:
Funny enough- i know which song youre talking bout. Its the one dwayne barrys blaring in his car yeah?
I think so. When Barry gets pulled over if memory serves (which it rarely does anymore).
Yep thats the scene i was thinking too.
You know who else needs to stop?
Will Ferrell.
Quote from: Suu on September 20, 2012, 02:23:45 AM
You know who else needs to stop?
Will Ferrell.
I've been saying that for years.
Shouting all the time doesn't improve your comedy routine.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
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:lulz:
In regards to Shia LaBleucheeseandbaconsandwich. I have no fucking clue why people like him. Every single thing I have read about him states that he is "an intelligent actor" or something along those lines. I have yet to see him in a good movie. He was in a rear window rip off that was passable and for this people forgive shit like Transformers and Crystal Skull. I can barely remember Disturbia, and that alone should be proof that it wasn't some mind blowing performance cementing his Oscar Magnet status.
Nearly every movie he has been in has been either bad or mediocre and yet people always talk about him like he is our generations Anthony Hopkins and he's just going through a brief low point in his career. That low point IS his career.
Plus he is kind of a douchebag.
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 20, 2012, 02:38:08 AM
In regards to Shia LaBleucheeseandbaconsandwich. I have no fucking clue why people like him. Every single thing I have read about him states that he is "an intelligent actor" or something along those lines. I have yet to see him in a good movie. He was in a rear window rip off that was passable and for this people forgive shit like Transformers and Crystal Skull. I can barely remember Disturbia, and that alone should be proof that it wasn't some mind blowing performance cementing his Oscar Magnet status.
Nearly every movie he has been in has been either bad or mediocre and yet people always talk about him like he is our generations Anthony Hopkins and he's just going through a brief low point in his career. That low point IS his career.
Plus he is kind of a douchebag.
I know nothing about him. I don't believe I've ever seen him in a movie. I think I saw one movie with him in it and I didn't know until I looked him up.
The reason I brought Lebouf up is because I have the same reaction to him that I had to Wesley Crusher - every time I see him I want to scream "Shut the fuck up, Westley!". It doesn't help that he looks like Wesley to me (which is probably off, as I haven't watched TNG since college and we've already shown my memory to be shit).
The difference is that at least Wheaton had the decency to get the fuck out of the public eye for a decade. And since I basically gave up TV, I don't have to deal with him.
Lebouf, however I have to deal with because I get drug to his movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXctw8IuGA&feature=share&list=UUi-PULMg2eD_v5AO0PlW4sg
Quote from: Suu on September 20, 2012, 02:23:45 AM
You know who else needs to stop?
Will Ferrell.
Any comedian who has made an acting career out of playing themselves, really. Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jonah Hill, SETH FUCKING ROGAN. They all can eat a bag of dicks.
I mean Jesus Christ, stretch a bit for your art, goddamnit.
Ben Stiller gets a pass, because of Zoolander and Dodgeball, but my enjoyment of those movies can only cover so many sequels to the Fockers.
Who are these people how do you people even remember this shit?
I only remember the name of one actor, and that's Pauly Shore.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 20, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Who are these people how do you people even remember this shit?
I have a deep and abiding love for samsara. I figure if I acknowledge that it ain't real and will always let me down, or just be unsatisfactory, I can relax and enjoy it. I learned this from pro-wrestling, surprisingly.
Quote from: v3x on September 19, 2012, 07:01:34 PM(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1715856/clips/Img0698.jpg)
Hmmm.... a fapological conundrum.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/w6v1w1.jpg)
This was an original K98 from the Third Reich. A piece of history. And someone did this to it.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 20, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Who are these people how do you people even remember this shit?
I sold my soul to TVtropes.
Quote from: Hoopla on September 19, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
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Totally my new avatar.
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 20, 2012, 02:38:08 AM
In regards to Shia LaBleucheeseandbaconsandwich. I have no fucking clue why people like him. Every single thing I have read about him states that he is "an intelligent actor" or something along those lines. I have yet to see him in a good movie. He was in a rear window rip off that was passable and for this people forgive shit like Transformers and Crystal Skull. I can barely remember Disturbia, and that alone should be proof that it wasn't some mind blowing performance cementing his Oscar Magnet status.
Nearly every movie he has been in has been either bad or mediocre and yet people always talk about him like he is our generations Anthony Hopkins and he's just going through a brief low point in his career. That low point IS his career.
Plus he is kind of a douchebag.
By the standards of every other film he has been in, Disturbia
was Oscars material.
Of course, that is saying like "by the standards of the military campaigns of the Third Reich, the occupation of Iraq was a great success", so make of that what you will.
Also, obligatory Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrDPPaDbrsE) link.
Reason #397 to love Nick Cave: Zoo Music Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDbfJJUGElw
Zoo-music girl! Zoo-music girl!
Our life together is a hollow tooth
Spit out the shells, spit out the shells
You know exactly what I'm talking about
Don't drag the orchestra into this thing
Rattle those sticks, rattle those sticks
The sound is beautiful, it's perfect!
The sound of her young legs in stockings
The rhythm of her walk, it's beautiful
Just let it twist, let it break
Let it buckle, let it bend
I want to hear the noise of my
Zoo-music girl! Zoo-music girl!
My body is a monster driven insane
My heart is a fish toasted by flames
I kiss the hem of her skirt
My life is a box full of dirt
We spend our lives in a box full of dirt
I murder her dress till it hurts
I murder her dress and she loves it
If there is one thing I desire in the world
That's to make love to my
Zoo-music girl! zoo-music girl
The sound is beautiful! it's perfect!
I call out her name in the night
Zoo-music girl! zoo-music girl!
I call her by her family name
Zoo-music girl! zoo-music girl!
Oh! god! Please let me die beneath her fists
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 20, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Who are these people how do you people even remember this shit?
I only remember the name of one actor, and that's Pauly Shore.
I may have missed the point of the OP entirely. The guy in the pic looks annoying as fuck, though.
Wasn't Ben Stiller the guy in "There's Something About Mary"?
Yeah he was the one who made her think his spoo was hair gel.
Aw, he was the nice guy in the pic.
He just kept his mouth shut when she decided it was hair gel. :horrormirth:
I like Wil Wheaton. He's done a couple of good things and his Memories of the Future is a good read into what went on behind the scenes from his perspective (not to mention his review of the shows themselves. Am I the only one that never once thought the Traveler was creepy?)
Also I'm one of the few that actually liked Wesley Crusher, though that might be due to the fact I was only 7 or 8 when TNG started and never could understand why all the adults didn't listen to him when he obviously had the answer.
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Quote from: Suu on September 20, 2012, 02:23:45 AM
You know who else needs to stop?
Will Ferrell.
Any comedian who has made an acting career out of playing themselves, really. Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jonah Hill, SETH FUCKING ROGAN. They all can eat a bag of dicks.
I mean Jesus Christ, stretch a bit for your art, goddamnit.
Ben Stiller gets a pass, because of Zoolander and Dodgeball, but my enjoyment of those movies can only cover so many sequels to the Fockers.
But when they do something like, oh, act in a serious role. It catches you off guard, and suddenly the movie instantly sucks because you're not sure how to take it.
For example:
"The Butterfly Effect" aka "Kelso and Quantum Leap"
"Twenty Three" aka "Fire Marshal Bill Learns to Count"
"Click" aka "Adam Sandler and Quantum Leap" (Okay, this one actually made me cry at the end. And I will never look at Bed, Bath, and Beyond the same way again.)
And Jack Black was a serious douche in "King Kong." I'm still trying to figure that casting out.
Sita- i didnt think the traveler was creepy when i was kid but i certainly do now.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 20, 2012, 04:04:23 PM
Sita- i didnt think the traveler was creepy when i was kid but i certainly do now.
I didn't up until a month ago when I saw a couple people talking about it then read that bit of
Memories. Now I can't un-think it :(
It was a bit of logic for me.
I realized wesley was an irritating character.
Then i realized the traveler had an inappropriate interest in talking to him with that weird puppy love smile.
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 20, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Who are these people how do you people even remember this shit?
I remember EVERYTHING... it is my curse.
Oh, Wil Wheaton is the guy who plays that annoying scientist guy with the slugs on Eureka!
Quote from: Suu on September 20, 2012, 03:46:07 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 20, 2012, 04:06:56 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 20, 2012, 02:23:45 AM
You know who else needs to stop?
Will Ferrell.
Any comedian who has made an acting career out of playing themselves, really. Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jonah Hill, SETH FUCKING ROGAN. They all can eat a bag of dicks.
I mean Jesus Christ, stretch a bit for your art, goddamnit.
Ben Stiller gets a pass, because of Zoolander and Dodgeball, but my enjoyment of those movies can only cover so many sequels to the Fockers.
But when they do something like, oh, act in a serious role. It catches you off guard, and suddenly the movie instantly sucks because you're not sure how to take it.
For example:
"The Butterfly Effect" aka "Kelso and Quantum Leap"
"Twenty Three" aka "Fire Marshal Bill Learns to Count"
"Click" aka "Adam Sandler and Quantum Leap" (Okay, this one actually made me cry at the end. And I will never look at Bed, Bath, and Beyond the same way again.)
And Jack Black was a serious douche in "King Kong." I'm still trying to figure that casting out.
Butterfly Effect was the shit, yo!
Yeah. Id say that was a pretty good change for kutcher. Side from couple of comedic faacial expressions (1hich helped lighten the mood on a fairly dark film) he did a good job of keeping it serious.