Her sister had a kid, like I'm supposed to be excited about this. I asked her "so what?", and she got all bent out of shape and said "You should WANT to hear about births in the family, and other good news, or should we never tell you anything unless someone dies?"
My response:
Dear Linda,
You see, THERE'S WHERE WE DIFFER. I don't consider the information that your genetic code is being perpetuated to be good news. I think it's unfortunate and depressing. Frankly I am APPALLED at the degree to which your family, and humanity in general, continues to blindly spawn. When someone I know (or knew many years ago) dies, that's not an emergency because then you never have to do anything for them again. And that's good news.
I had to spend what should have been the happiest part of my life with people who didn't seem to care much for me, going to their stinky homes to eat unpleasant meals with them, and I had to pretend to like it and them. I don't have to pretend anymore, since The Terrible Old man died, and there's no FUN left in it. I don't have to try to like people who are strangers to me but who feel I am somehow obligated to them just because Papa got it at home one night late in 1968. This would include YOU. My blood is VERY, VERY WATERY. Our mutual cousin Cathy contacted me recently and I asked her to tell the family members she was in touch with that I wish they would just forget I exist. I will be sincerely grateful to you if you can show me this same act of kindness. I understand that I was included in your list by accident, and if it happens again I will just let it pass unnoticed. I feel it is important that you know exactly what the situation is with me, so there will be no misunderstandings or false assumptions. I didn't like having an extended family when I had no choice in the matter, and now that I do have a choice I choose not to have one. All I want out of my extended family is that they didn't exist in the first place, but since that is impossible, to be forgotten by them is the next best thing.
If for any reason anyone is fool enough to ask you "What's the deal with Roger?" feel free to send them this.
I sincerely wish you a most pleasant and enjoyable life. Far away.
Love,
Roger
Not exactly an ideal childhood, I presume.
Not sure if :lulz: or :? :eek: :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 08:16:48 PM
Not exactly an ideal childhood, I presume.
The only part of my childhood that wasn't ideal was having to visit my extended family, all of which (except for the Terrible Old Man and my cousin Enrico
1, sucked ass and should have all been swept out to sea.
They're just plain BAD PEOPLE. Even the kids. Especially the kids.
1 No shit. I have a cousin Enrico who lives suspiciously close to Toronto. He's not as fabulous as the real thing, though. But he is a really nice guy.
Ah. Mrs LMNO has something similar. Huge extened family, not a single redeeming feature among them.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 09, 2012, 08:24:58 PM
Ah. Mrs LMNO has something similar. Huge extened family, not a single redeeming feature among them.
I can't even stand my siblings. SHE'S a racist, and HE'S a rabid republican.
So, yeah. I have five living relatives that I don't hate. My parents, my kids, and one cousin. The rest of them can STAY up in Canada where they BELONG, and hopefully all get eaten by Eskimos or polar bears or whatnot.
Come to think of it, my siblings should go back there, too.
My mom thinks Black people are cursed because they're the "sons of Hamm". So when you put your family on a rocket to Saturn or something, swing by and get her, too.
I got an email from my paternal grandmother titled "be proud to be white!" (three guesses about the contents). Can I put her and her husband on the rocket, too?
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 09, 2012, 08:43:01 PM
I got an email from my paternal grandmother titled "be proud to be white!" (three guesses about the contents). Can I put her and her husband on the rocket, too?
Post that, would you? I have an idea.
Quote
Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.
.
Be Proud To Be White....
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...
Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.
Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.
He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
____
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET...
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud...... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.
I DID!!
Aren't you giving them too much credit by providing a rationale? Just tell 'em to fuck off and be done with it.
Holy. Shit.
Oh, yeah. Gonna have some fun with that tonight. Good for resending.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 08:49:04 PM
Aren't you giving them too much credit by providing a rationale? Just tell 'em to fuck off and be done with it.
It's more fun - and more permanent - this way.
I live for 25 year feuds.
Telling them to fuck off doesn't end the fued though. It provides them with the space to fill in the blanks themselves. And they will fill those spaces in with worse stuff than you can imagine.
That's the same principle that works for not showing the monster until the third act of a horror movie.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 09, 2012, 08:54:32 PM
Telling them to fuck off doesn't end the fued though. It provides them with the space to fill in the blanks themselves. And they will fill those spaces in with worse stuff than you can imagine.
That's the same principle that works for not showing the monster until the third act of a horror movie.
But don't you see? This leaves me NOTHING!
I'm with you on the extended family thing, Roger. I have 18 first cousins. I grew up with all of them, seeing them several times a year, etc. Now we're adults. No person on either side of the family even owns a house that's large enough to host that side of the family all at once for all the husbands, wives, children, etc. I can't even remember all of their names.
As far as I'm concerned, they're people I knew. Quite a few of them I still see a few times a year and we don't even speak. I have no obligation to them or to their wretched offspring. I'll hang out with the one or two cousins but that's it, I'm done.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 09, 2012, 08:47:48 PM
Quote
Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.
.
Be Proud To Be White....
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...
Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.
Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.
He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
____
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET...
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud...... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.
I DID!!
I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back! :lol:
Quote from: Man Green on October 11, 2012, 12:18:55 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 09, 2012, 08:47:48 PM
Quote
Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.
.
Be Proud To Be White....
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...
Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.
Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.
He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
____
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET...
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud...... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.
I DID!!
I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back! :lol:
I'm having fun with the rewrite. Should be done tomorrow.
But in the meantime...
I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". :lol:
ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.
Where DO these dumbfucks come from?
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 02:35:58 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 11, 2012, 12:18:55 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 09, 2012, 08:47:48 PM
Quote
Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.
.
Be Proud To Be White....
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...
Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.
Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.
He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
____
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET...
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud...... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.
I DID!!
I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back! :lol:
I'm having fun with the rewrite. Should be done tomorrow.
But in the meantime...
I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". :lol:
ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.
Where DO these dumbfucks come from?
I'd say Seguin, but the spelling isn't anywhere near fucked enough.
Houston?
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 02:35:58 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 11, 2012, 12:18:55 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 09, 2012, 08:47:48 PM
Quote
Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.
.
Be Proud To Be White....
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...
Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.
Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.
He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
____
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET...
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud...... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.
I DID!!
I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back! :lol:
I'm having fun with the rewrite. Should be done tomorrow.
But in the meantime...
I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". :lol:
ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.
Where DO these dumbfucks come from?
Yeah, but what you're saying far too closely resembles
logic, Roger.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 02:35:58 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 11, 2012, 12:18:55 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 09, 2012, 08:47:48 PM
Quote
Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.
.
Be Proud To Be White....
I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...
Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.
Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.
This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.
He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?
____
There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP.
You have BET...
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.
Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud...... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.
We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!
It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.
I DID!!
I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back! :lol:
I'm having fun with the rewrite. Should be done tomorrow.
But in the meantime...
I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". :lol:
ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.
Where DO these dumbfucks come from?
STOP with your REALITY and your REASON, they're so UNCHRISTIAN and therefore UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE SCARE ME.
I think members of my extended family know better than to email me.
Especially since if I come to face with several of them, only one of us is going to be walking away with our teeth intact. I suppose the upside of that is I don't have to put up with stuff like this, though my friends on Facebook are almost as inane.
It just occured to me that the inclusion of yom hashoah in there is even funnier since jewish people are predominantly white.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 11, 2012, 02:54:05 PM
It just occured to me that the inclusion of yom hashoah in there is even funnier since jewish people are predominantly white.
...something something European Diaspora something something... :lol:
But TWID, the REAL ONES have to be SMUDGEY because DARK=EV0L.
:lulz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VfGVKzcfs Sly Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_-NcCrXwM James Brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk Public Enemy
8)
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 11, 2012, 02:54:05 PM
It just occured to me that the inclusion of yom hashoah in there is even funnier since jewish people are predominantly white.
Y'know, I don't imagine my grandmother thinks Jewish people are white, regardless of whether they look it or not.
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 06:27:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VfGVKzcfs Sly Stone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_-NcCrXwM James Brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk Public Enemy
8)
Twisting the knife... :lulz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntT57iQJmbk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvM3RHLyzOo
This is the last one I'm posting :lol:
Well that can lead to lulz then. You can use her point to say jesus wasnt white either.
Ergo christmas isnt a white holiday and its racist that we get the day off work.
:lulz: If I get another email as racist as this (I have asked her not to send them to me anymore), then I sure will.
My mom once sent me one that was purportedly a quote from George Carlin saying how it was the peoples' own fault they got caught in Katrina. I sent her the link to Carlin's website where he debunked it and gave his opinion on the matter.
She never sent me anything else like that. :lulz:
I have this great big fucking landwhale "aunt" (actually just a longtime friend of the family, for reasons which escape me) who is one of those Florida Jews who are CONVINCED they descend from Native American Royalty (wut), and is not only PSYCHIC, but psychic in the FLAVOR OF THE WEEK ("Angels are passe." -- Actual quote). She's kosher when she feels like a Jew, and otherwise not.
Anyway, she started sending me the famous "HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU" email forward concerning American Muslims. I told her to take me off her fucking list and never send me any racist shit like that again. She immediately sent me another - even more offensive - email and told me to "lighten up" or some shit.
So I sent everyone on her list (after scrubbing my folks off of it) a big pic of Tubgirl and told them WHY.
She has never spoken to me since, which I appreciate. I have, however, heard that she's become so fat and diabetic that they're starting to hack bits of her off, and it occurs to me that the surgeon doing it has LIFETIME EMPLOYMENT.
So, yeah. Working on the email forward for Garbo.
I'd have used Tubgirl if the Carlin link didn't do it.
Stella
No scruples. :lulz:
Rog,
Looking forward to the modified 'forward'. Mrs Mang's oldest nephew is a prime candidate as he keeps sending her dumb shit.
Meanwhile in Mrs M's workplace, the head of compliance has access to read everyone's work e-mail. (She's black and now knows exactly what certain members of staff hold as their cherished beliefs.)
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 09:18:10 PM
Looking forward to the modified 'forward'. Mrs Mang's oldest nephew is a prime candidate as he keeps sending her dumb shit.
I could branch out with this, come to think of it.
I was particularly struck by the bit where the person says "Just because I call you a Kike/nigger/sand monkey etc...you call me racist!" Uhh...well, when racist epithets fly out of a toothless meth mouth, it's not an unfair assumption.
Then you get butthurt white people who run this routine:
White Guy: I don't get it. Some blacks call each other Nigga, but we're not allowed to use it. It's not fair. Why can't I say nigga too?
Me: Why do you even want to? And technically, no one is stopping you from saying nigga....at least not at first...so yeah, good luck with that.
Yeah, fine. Go to Fifth Ward or Compton and say it. :lulz:
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 09:18:10 PM
Looking forward to the modified 'forward'. Mrs Mang's oldest nephew is a prime candidate as he keeps sending her dumb shit.
I could branch out with this, come to think of it.
I think people would PAY for these. It's a vast untapped market. :lulz:
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
Wasn't there generally a war chief, a camp chief, a medicine chief...
LOL white people. :lol:
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
Those chiefs really got around, because everyone I know (except Nigel) who has NA blood is apparently descended from a chief. Also, I was under the impression that chieftainship in most NA nations was not hereditary.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
Wasn't there generally a war chief, a camp chief, a medicine chief...
LOL white people. :lol:
So I heard that all NA groups were organized the same way.
Quote from: American Jackal on October 11, 2012, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
Wasn't there generally a war chief, a camp chief, a medicine chief...
LOL white people. :lol:
So I heard that all NA groups were organized the same way.
Like Windsor.
:lulz:
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:19:08 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on October 11, 2012, 09:18:10 PM
Looking forward to the modified 'forward'. Mrs Mang's oldest nephew is a prime candidate as he keeps sending her dumb shit.
I could branch out with this, come to think of it.
You could make a CAREER out of it
You are, after all, a sociologist.
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
It's a crock of shit, is what it is. The political structures of most tribes had no hereditary positions, and in many cases no centralized leadership. In dealings with the US government, which did not recognize consensus governing, tribes were either forced to appoint a representative to be "chief", or, more commonly, the US would appoint someone FOR them, typically someone who was in the pocket of the government and would sign whatever documents they wanted him to.
"Indian Princess" was also common slang at one time for "prostitute".
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
Wasn't there generally a war chief, a camp chief, a medicine chief...
LOL white people. :lol:
More like "advisors" than "chiefs". And the actual political structures varied widely, from an organized elected body of government to a completely unstructured non-hierarchical loose consensus-based form of "agreement governance", in which nobody was really in charge but some people's opinions got more respect because they had a reputation for generally being sound.
Quote from: Man Green on October 12, 2012, 11:22:09 AM
"Indian Princess" was also common slang at one time for "prostitute".
:lulz:
THAT'S gonna get brought up with more than one person I know.
Quote from: Man Green on October 12, 2012, 11:26:15 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 11, 2012, 09:28:42 PM
Quote from: Sita on October 11, 2012, 09:27:05 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Native American Royalty (wut)
Basically that means the chief and his family.
I learned this when trying to research my family history and what had been passed on was that my great(x4, I think) grandmother was a NA princess.
Wasn't there generally a war chief, a camp chief, a medicine chief...
LOL white people. :lol:
More like "advisors" than "chiefs". And the actual political structures varied widely, from an organized elected body of government to a completely unstructured non-hierarchical loose consensus-based form of "agreement governance", in which nobody was really in charge but some people's opinions got more respect because they had a reputation for generally being sound.
That's the impression I got, if you were good with something, people listened you about that. The word "chief" just gets tossed around a lot, but it's basically the guy who knows his shit, isn't it? Kind of like Cain being the guy we usually ask about politics and ECH being the culinary guy.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 12, 2012, 03:08:41 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 12, 2012, 11:22:09 AM
"Indian Princess" was also common slang at one time for "prostitute".
:lulz:
THAT'S gonna get brought up with more than one person I know.
OOOOOH, yeah. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I've always wondered, why are they always Cherokee? :?
Ahahahaha, so I looked it up and it wasn't "Indian Princess", it was "Cherokee princess", specifically, that was the old slang term for prostitute. Oh god. It explains EVERYTHING. That's why there are so many white people who are descended from a Cherokee princess!
:lulz:
Looking further, it was apparently also a common (and probably related) term in parts of the South for a light-skinned black woman or octoroon, aka "high yellow". High yellows were commonly considered to make the best prostitutes or bed partners because of their beauty and lusty nature (That part I already knew about).
Oh, America.
Quote from: Man Green on October 15, 2012, 06:01:22 AM
Ahahahaha, so I looked it up and it wasn't "Indian Princess", it was "Cherokee princess", specifically, that was the old slang term for prostitute. Oh god. It explains EVERYTHING.
See? History CAN be fun!
Quote from: Man Green on October 15, 2012, 06:01:22 AM
Ahahahaha, so I looked it up and it wasn't "Indian Princess", it was "Cherokee princess", specifically, that was the old slang term for prostitute. Oh god. It explains EVERYTHING. That's why there are so many white people who are descended from a Cherokee princess!
:lulz:
Looking further, it was apparently also a common (and probably related) term in parts of the South for a light-skinned black woman or octoroon, aka "high yellow". High yellows were commonly considered to make the best prostitutes or bed partners because of their beauty and lusty nature (That part I already knew about).
Oh, America.
Next time I hear it, I'm gonna
:spittake:
Quote from: Man Green on October 15, 2012, 06:01:22 AM
Ahahahaha, so I looked it up and it wasn't "Indian Princess", it was "Cherokee princess", specifically, that was the old slang term for prostitute. Oh god. It explains EVERYTHING. That's why there are so many white people who are descended from a Cherokee princess!
:lulz:
Quote from: Man Green on October 15, 2012, 05:57:49 AM
I've always wondered, why are they always Cherokee? :?
Also, easier for people to pronounce
And in case you haven't had your fill of tea-party idiocy, this BS showed up in my work e-mail this morning:
How Fatima Started Islam
A book like no other on this earth. Not a few cartoons or an infantile movie trailer but 234 page novel which insults Islam like no other. A parody of the always drunk proprietor of "Mohammad's Saloon & Brothel" with his completely ridiculous life exposed. This moronic child molestating coward and fool who bumps his way through life oblivious to his manipulation as the figurehead of another new religion. Learn about his adopted son and heir Ali, the biggest swish ever to sashay across Arabia while sadistically running Mecca's largest boy's brothel. Only $9.99 to laugh at, mock, and ridicule those fanatics who do not enjoy being ridiculed. A well written and extremely funny parody at Amazon.com.
http://www.amazon.com/How-Fatima-Started-Islam-Mohammads/dp/0578032902/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1339884134&sr=8-1&keywords=how+fatima+started+islam
link to Amazon.com
https://www.amazon.com/How-Fatima-Started-Islam-Mohammads/dp/0578032902/ref
Observe the never sober Mohammad having sex with camels, pre-adolescent girls and boys, the mutilations, murders, terrorism, sneak attacks, back stabbings and mental illnesses. Absolutely no other novel is similar. Stick up for America by sticking it to Radical Islam.
Also: There is a subtle effort to dissuade Americans from buying or reading this parody. The Mullahs of Radical Islam HATE the fact that we in the West can still purchase this book. They are pressuring and threatening Amazon to stop offering the novel for sale. They demand a world wide ban with criminal penalties under Sharia Law. Out of 6,000,000 Amazon books "How Fatima Started Islam" has the second lowest review rating, why, because Amazon has been flooded with well over 100 negative reviews with the lowest possible rating, reviewers who openly state that they would never ever buy or read a book insulting The Prophet, yet they take the time to tell you not to read it. The second lowest rating is a badge of honor, it shows how much the Ayatollahs of BAGHDAD and DAMASCUS and the murderous terrorist who killed our ambassador and burned our embassy in BENGHAZI do not want you to buy HFSI. Do not let these radical tin pot madmen, who think they rule the world and everyone in it, dictate to you what you may or may not read; purchase this important, well written, and extremely funny book.
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Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on October 15, 2012, 06:29:15 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 15, 2012, 06:01:22 AM
Ahahahaha, so I looked it up and it wasn't "Indian Princess", it was "Cherokee princess", specifically, that was the old slang term for prostitute. Oh god. It explains EVERYTHING. That's why there are so many white people who are descended from a Cherokee princess!
:lulz:
Quote from: Man Green on October 15, 2012, 05:57:49 AM
I've always wondered, why are they always Cherokee? :?
Also, easier for people to pronounce
The 70's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6E98ZRaU1s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ojRQ15My7s