We've talked about doing this before, and I figured we may as well do it now. Please post anything I've forgotten.
1. You guys aren't REAL Discordians.
2. Mind lazors.
3. Hive mind.
4. Cool Kids Club.
5. Roger is the DEVIL.
6. Check out my music site.
7. I'm leaving FOREVER.
8. Nigel is EVIL and BAD and should be more RESPECTFUL towards men.
9. Let me tell you about this Discordianism thing I just read about.
10. Any use of the word "fnord".
11. RAW is a GOD, and if you contradict him, YOU'RE NOT A DISCORDIAN.
12. I WORK WITH ODIN AND BAST! LET ME SING TO YOU OF MY POWERS!
I know I'm forgetting something.
Internet psychologist.
Valiant Resistance Fighter Here To Save You All From The POWER!
Oh, yeah:
EVERYONE ON PD LIVES IN FEAR OF ROGER/NIGEL/ECH/Whomever.
Enraged, drunken posting, explaining in what is probably great detail why we are WRONG and they are RIGHT (north coast of India, poor people bell curve, etc.) only they are too incoherent, so we just laugh and jeer.
Or is that a regular member thing?
Inability to use quote/italics/bolding tags correctly.
Excessive use of smilies.
How did you forget word salad?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on October 14, 2012, 07:59:19 PM
How did you forget word salad?
My mind is still recoiling in horror from the whole Zara thing.
I just got a chance to skim through some of that. I have no idea what the history is there but goddamn that guy is permanent newspag.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on October 14, 2012, 08:02:52 PM
I just got a chance to skim through some of that. I have no idea what the history is there but goddamn that guy is permanent newspag.
He's still technically a noob. He was here 7 years ago, and HASN'T CHANGED. How the FUCK do you NOT CHANGE IN 7 YEARS?
I mean, other than myself. I was clever and sexy to begin with.
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.
Oh, good one. :lulz:
Are we talking about Fafalel or Halal or whatever her name was?
Following an all out, knock down drag out heel digging screech fest, they will assert that they are not now, and never were, angry. It was the person they were fighting with (who usually are filled with lulz as they mock and poke) who was angry.
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.
Oh, good one. :lulz:
Are we talking about Fafalel or Halal or whatever her name was?
Her and that guy with the Taco Bell story. Dude's name started with an "H". Not holist, I think.
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.
That's only happened once or twice though, right?
Oh, oh! "I thought this board would be different because you're discordians, but you're just as greyface as the rest of the internet." This follows mockery, complaints, or even helpful comments on how the board members in general prefer to communicate without word salad or gibberish. May sometimes have been preceded by outright denial of conforming to generally accepted grammar and language rules, probably in their introduction posts.
A. LOL TL;DR
B. Gosh you guys should EXPLAIN WHAT YOU MEAN before hitting people!
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:22:12 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.
That's only happened once or twice though, right?
There was holist, and DP, and wizard Joseph had a rocky start in this vein, but he finally snapped out of the loop at the right spot, and there was that one guy I can't remember the name of, who had an old driver's liscence photo for his avatar. Its a really newish trait, but I think it could end up being a staple of noobosity down the road a bit.
His could we have forgotten THIS one?!
"I am so crazy! Look how insane I am! Isn't that just so crazy? I went crazy of my own accord, because something something sleepy sheeple something something rationalization for dickish behavior something complete."
"BECAUSE THE JEWS!
I MEAN BECAUSE SOCIO-ECONOMIC STATUS AND OTHER THIN JUSTIFICATION"
REDASS BUTTHURT
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 07:42:20 PM
We've talked about doing this before, and I figured we may as well do it now. Please post anything I've forgotten.
1. You guys aren't REAL Discordians.
2. Mind lazors.
3. Hive mind.
4. Cool Kids Club.
5. Roger is the DEVIL.
6. Check out my music site.
7. I'm leaving FOREVER.
8. Nigel is EVIL and BAD and should be more RESPECTFUL towards men.
9. Let me tell you about this Discordianism thing I just read about.
10. Any use of the word "fnord".
11. RAW is a GOD, and if you contradict him, YOU'RE NOT A DISCORDIAN.
12. I WORK WITH ODIN AND BAST! LET ME SING TO YOU OF MY POWERS!
I know I'm forgetting something.
Sociological experiment, AKA I planned this all along, AKA LOL I TROLL U.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:10:26 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 14, 2012, 08:08:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
Story of petty malice they committed, then catastrophic stern damage when it isn't applauded as perfectly discordian.
Oh, good one. :lulz:
Are we talking about Fafalel or Halal or whatever her name was?
Her and that guy with the Taco Bell story. Dude's name started with an "H". Not holist, I think.
:lulz: Can't forget "I'm so badass I fuck with drive-thru coffee girls", either.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 14, 2012, 08:20:30 PM
Oh, also a new pattern is showing up: after a fight and a flounce, the noon comes back, apologizes, and tries to start anew. Alas, they didn't actually learn anything, despite what they say, and more heel digging and screeching begins again with pages of the noob 's return. Repeat as necessary.
That's so classic it has its own name; "Daruko".
The original Daruko, surprisingly, eventually underwent a genuine reformation. His legend, however, lives on.
Principia fundamentalist? Usually a mix of #1 and pinealism.