If a man dances naked, they call the cops. If a girl dances naked, they call their friends.
Quote from: Miley Spears on October 26, 2012, 07:18:42 PM
If a man dances naked, they call the cops. If a girl dances naked, they call their friends.
Get out of my thread, Uncle BadTouch.
Discuss
Miley Spears = Uncle BadTouch.
End of story.
Merged in the pedo's comments from my thread.
Since it's UNLIMITED.
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
And if it is Uncle BadTouch (and I'm fairly convinced this is the case) then there is something especially squicktastic in pretending to be a 17 year old, uh "Discordian American Princess" and making constant reference to female popstars who are either young or became successful when young. Some people would find that kind of behaviour in the light of previous comments about the age of consent to be needlessly provocative and incredibly stupid.
HEY EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED MAN
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
And if it is Uncle BadTouch (and I'm fairly convinced this is the case) then there is something especially squicktastic in pretending to be a 17 year old, uh "Discordian American Princess" and making constant reference to female popstars who are either young or became successful when young. Some people would find that kind of behaviour in the light of previous comments about the age of consent to be needlessly provocative and incredibly stupid.
I think it's exactly in line with his previous behavior and his "preferences".
IS IT CONSENT IF I GET A NOTE FROM HER MOTHER?
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
And if it is Uncle BadTouch (and I'm fairly convinced this is the case) then there is something especially squicktastic in pretending to be a 17 year old, uh "Discordian American Princess" and making constant reference to female popstars who are either young or became successful when young. Some people would find that kind of behaviour in the light of previous comments about the age of consent to be needlessly provocative and incredibly stupid.
Uncle BadTouch was before my time but I heard the stories.
As a side note, I am automatically suspicious of anyone who as an anime school girl as their avatar.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 26, 2012, 07:30:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
And if it is Uncle BadTouch (and I'm fairly convinced this is the case) then there is something especially squicktastic in pretending to be a 17 year old, uh "Discordian American Princess" and making constant reference to female popstars who are either young or became successful when young. Some people would find that kind of behaviour in the light of previous comments about the age of consent to be needlessly provocative and incredibly stupid.
Uncle BadTouch was before my time but I heard the stories.
As a side note, I am automatically suspicious of anyone who as an anime school girl as their avatar.
Look at "her" custom user title.
It's fucking Uncle BadTouch. 169%
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 26, 2012, 07:31:00 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 26, 2012, 07:30:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
And if it is Uncle BadTouch (and I'm fairly convinced this is the case) then there is something especially squicktastic in pretending to be a 17 year old, uh "Discordian American Princess" and making constant reference to female popstars who are either young or became successful when young. Some people would find that kind of behaviour in the light of previous comments about the age of consent to be needlessly provocative and incredibly stupid.
Uncle BadTouch was before my time but I heard the stories.
As a side note, I am automatically suspicious of anyone who as an anime school girl as their avatar.
Look at "her" custom user title.
It's fucking Uncle BadTouch. 169%
I believe it.
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
Can't see it from here. Expost?
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
Silly. I'm a registered SCA, ACLU, and PETA member you can find all those online, and you can see my articles on Uncyclopedia where Cainad was my mentor. :)
If I'm Rev. Uncle BadTouch I'm also Alan Moore, Rev. Pee Kitty, Rev. Ivan Stang, and Sondra London.
But I'm not arguing anymore I know how you peeps are master baiters. :wink:
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 26, 2012, 07:43:28 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
Can't see it from here. Expost?
This is from the section on "Hate Rant Discordians" (aka: us):
"Look around you. Look at these cold, black bars. The colorless ceiling. The hard ground. That's your universe. That's the world you're going to be living in for the rest of your life here in Prison."
~ The Black Iron Prison
"Or kill me."
~ The Black Iron PrisonThe next group of Discordians saw me first. I figured they had heard of my mission, and were coming in the shape of a five-sided pentagram to greet me. But when they got closer, I saw they were arranged more like an oblong and were carrying stones and rocks. I knew they were Hate Rant Discordians, and I was quite worried. But they totally ignored me.
I swallowed hard. In my profession I have a lot of practice doing that. I said, "Hi everybody. I'm Minnie Rae and I'm on a mission from Goddess."One of them was a dark-skinned woman with black hair, wearing a black dress with black shoes. Her name was Goth. She sniffed and said, "Something smells funny," and threw a rock in a random direction. "Just practicing," she said to no one in particular.
"Can you like help me save the world?" I asked.
Prisoner Number Six is the patron saint of the HR Discordians. You know, the guy who said he was a free man not a number? Only, like, he escaped!
Then the group made an opening, and this middle-aged, bald man with a white beard walked out. He face was furrowed with angry scowls and crevices so deep you could use them to hide pizza and beer. "We heard about you, DAP," he spat, and where he spit smoke rose up. I knew I was in trouble, because this was the angry Reverend Roadkill! "You're one of those Really Real Discordians who think everyone should agree with you, aren't you?," he spat.
"Well, we know the real Discordia, a hateful, vengeful Goddess with a cold, steely knife hidden in her dark bosom. We heard you plan to throw seriousness in the garbage, dine on non-existent freedom, and save a sliver of hope for dessert!" exclaimed Roadkill. "And we hate that!" "Hate!" "Fail!" "Hate Fail!" they said, nodding their heads in agreement with each other and scowling in disagreement with me.
"Reverend Roadkill is right!" said one. "Nobody can tell us what to think!" said another. The others said; "Roadkill is totally right!" "Two Mittens up!" "10 mittens!" "Infinite mittens!" "Infinite Mittens and w1n!"
"Sorry," this long-haired, bearded man in a dirty white robe named Pope Ratatattat whispered to me, "but we must hate you on principle alone. Nothing personal." Then loudly he said, "I give Reverend Roadkill five mittens!"
"FIVE MITTENS?!" said the group all together. "Isn't five that old smelly Erisian number?" asked one. "Isn't that from that old smelly hippie Principia Discordia?" asked another.
"ALL CONDEMNATION TO FOOLS AND TOOLS!!" said the group as they held up their stones. I mean their rocks, not their private parts. I was totally terrified they'd start throwing them at me! That's not the way I like getting stoned. But then I saw they were all looking at the long-haired man in the white robe.
The man made the Discordian peace sign and said, "Peace." Somehow, I knew that was totally the wrong thing for him to say. I ran away like a mouse in a cat house!*****
Strangely, the section on "Hippie Discordians" names Uncle BadTouch directly.
Quote from: Miley Spears on October 26, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
Silly. I'm a registered SCA, ACLU, and PETA member you can find all those online, and you can see my articles on Uncyclopedia where Cainad was my mentor. :)
If I'm Rev. Uncle BadTouch I'm also Alan Moore, Rev. Pee Kitty, Rev. Ivan Stang, and Sondra London.
But I'm not arguing anymore I know how you peeps are master baiters. :wink:
Nice try attempting to compare yourself to people who actually matter.
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
I just read the article, and I didn't find a single fucking word about Discordianism. Anyway, it did have this section:
QuoteHate Rant Discordians
The Hate Rant Discordians welcomed me with open arms. And fists full of rocks.
"Look around you. Look at these cold, black bars. The colorless ceiling. The hard ground. That's your universe. That's the world you're going to be living in for the rest of your life here in Prison."
~ The Black Iron Prison
"Or kill me."
~ The Black Iron Prison
The next group of Discordians saw me first. I figured they had heard of my mission, and were coming in the shape of a five-sided pentagram to greet me. But when they got closer, I saw they were arranged more like an oblong and were carrying stones and rocks. I knew they were Hate Rant Discordians, and I was quite worried. But they totally ignored me.
I swallowed hard. In my profession I have a lot of practice doing that. I said, "Hi everybody. I'm Minnie Rae and I'm on a mission from Goddess."One of them was a dark-skinned woman with black hair, wearing a black dress with black shoes. Her name was Goth. She sniffed and said, "Something smells funny," and threw a rock in a random direction. "Just practicing," she said to no one in particular.
"Can you like help me save the world?" I asked.
Prisoner Number Six is the patron saint of the HR Discordians. You know, the guy who said he was a free man not a number? Only, like, he escaped!
Then the group made an opening, and this middle-aged, bald man with a white beard walked out. He face was furrowed with angry scowls and crevices so deep you could use them to hide pizza and beer. "We heard about you, DAP," he spat, and where he spit smoke rose up. I knew I was in trouble, because this was the angry Reverend Roadkill! "You're one of those Really Real Discordians who think everyone should agree with you, aren't you?," he spat.
"Well, we know the real Discordia, a hateful, vengeful Goddess with a cold, steely knife hidden in her dark bosom. We heard you plan to throw seriousness in the garbage, dine on non-existent freedom, and save a sliver of hope for dessert!" exclaimed Roadkill. "And we hate that!" "Hate!" "Fail!" "Hate Fail!" they said, nodding their heads in agreement with each other and scowling in disagreement with me.
"Reverend Roadkill is right!" said one. "Nobody can tell us what to think!" said another. The others said; "Roadkill is totally right!" "Two Mittens up!" "10 mittens!" "Infinite mittens!" "Infinite Mittens and w1n!"
"Sorry," this long-haired, bearded man in a dirty white robe named Pope Ratatattat whispered to me, "but we must hate you on principle alone. Nothing personal." Then loudly he said, "I give Reverend Roadkill five mittens!"
"FIVE MITTENS?!" said the group all together. "Isn't five that old smelly Erisian number?" asked one. "Isn't that from that old smelly hippie Principia Discordia?" asked another.
"ALL CONDEMNATION TO FOOLS AND TOOLS!!" said the group as they held up their stones. I mean their rocks, not their private parts. I was totally terrified they'd start throwing them at me! That's not the way I like getting stoned. But then I saw they were all looking at the long-haired man in the white robe.
The man made the Discordian peace sign and said, "Peace." Somehow, I knew that was totally the wrong thing for him to say. I ran away like a mouse in a cat house!
Which is probably about PD discordians, as viewed through some kind of broken ass filter.
Besides that I counted 4 or 5 references to children and sex sharing the same statement, and then I quit reading on "clearly written by a creep" grounds.
Quote from: V3X on October 26, 2012, 07:52:27 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
I just read the article, and I didn't find a single fucking word about Discordianism. Anyway, it did have this section:
QuoteHate Rant Discordians
The Hate Rant Discordians welcomed me with open arms. And fists full of rocks.
"Look around you. Look at these cold, black bars. The colorless ceiling. The hard ground. That's your universe. That's the world you're going to be living in for the rest of your life here in Prison."
~ The Black Iron Prison
"Or kill me."
~ The Black Iron Prison
The next group of Discordians saw me first. I figured they had heard of my mission, and were coming in the shape of a five-sided pentagram to greet me. But when they got closer, I saw they were arranged more like an oblong and were carrying stones and rocks. I knew they were Hate Rant Discordians, and I was quite worried. But they totally ignored me.
I swallowed hard. In my profession I have a lot of practice doing that. I said, "Hi everybody. I'm Minnie Rae and I'm on a mission from Goddess."One of them was a dark-skinned woman with black hair, wearing a black dress with black shoes. Her name was Goth. She sniffed and said, "Something smells funny," and threw a rock in a random direction. "Just practicing," she said to no one in particular.
"Can you like help me save the world?" I asked.
Prisoner Number Six is the patron saint of the HR Discordians. You know, the guy who said he was a free man not a number? Only, like, he escaped!
Then the group made an opening, and this middle-aged, bald man with a white beard walked out. He face was furrowed with angry scowls and crevices so deep you could use them to hide pizza and beer. "We heard about you, DAP," he spat, and where he spit smoke rose up. I knew I was in trouble, because this was the angry Reverend Roadkill! "You're one of those Really Real Discordians who think everyone should agree with you, aren't you?," he spat.
"Well, we know the real Discordia, a hateful, vengeful Goddess with a cold, steely knife hidden in her dark bosom. We heard you plan to throw seriousness in the garbage, dine on non-existent freedom, and save a sliver of hope for dessert!" exclaimed Roadkill. "And we hate that!" "Hate!" "Fail!" "Hate Fail!" they said, nodding their heads in agreement with each other and scowling in disagreement with me.
"Reverend Roadkill is right!" said one. "Nobody can tell us what to think!" said another. The others said; "Roadkill is totally right!" "Two Mittens up!" "10 mittens!" "Infinite mittens!" "Infinite Mittens and w1n!"
"Sorry," this long-haired, bearded man in a dirty white robe named Pope Ratatattat whispered to me, "but we must hate you on principle alone. Nothing personal." Then loudly he said, "I give Reverend Roadkill five mittens!"
"FIVE MITTENS?!" said the group all together. "Isn't five that old smelly Erisian number?" asked one. "Isn't that from that old smelly hippie Principia Discordia?" asked another.
"ALL CONDEMNATION TO FOOLS AND TOOLS!!" said the group as they held up their stones. I mean their rocks, not their private parts. I was totally terrified they'd start throwing them at me! That's not the way I like getting stoned. But then I saw they were all looking at the long-haired man in the white robe.
The man made the Discordian peace sign and said, "Peace." Somehow, I knew that was totally the wrong thing for him to say. I ran away like a mouse in a cat house!
Which is probably about PD discordians, as viewed through some kind of broken ass filter.
Besides that I counted 4 or 5 references to children and sex sharing the same statement, and then I quit reading on "clearly written by a creep" grounds.
Your optimism amuses me.
Yeah, I remember reading that article and laughing.
Cramulus was included under a different section.
The thing that I can't see why you never learn, Uncle BadTouch, is that your constant attention-seeking attempts at self-aggrandization make people not like you. Creepy pedo stuff aside, that, all by itself, is obnoxious and offputting. Promoting yourself under a sockpuppet name, or worse yet, using someone else's actual online persona as a sockpuppet name, especially that of a college-age girl, is way beyond pathetic. In fact, it veers pretty quickly into pathological territory.
I mean, think about it. You're pretending to be your own sycophant.
Reverend Roadkill. :lulz:
The condemnation of assholes is a benediction.
I see Nigel is mentioned as well. :lulz:
I am offended that I am not mentioned, especially because they quoted one of my bits from the BIP.
Maybe we should have a peace and love section where no one is allowed to say anything mean or negative. Just to see what happens. :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 26, 2012, 08:36:34 PM
I am offended that I am not mentioned, especially because they quoted one of my bits from the BIP.
Maybe if you were Black or something?
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:37:29 PM
Maybe we should have a peace and love section where no one is allowed to say anything mean or negative. Just to see what happens. :lulz:
Fuck that shit, Goth. :lulz:
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 26, 2012, 08:33:52 PM
Reverend Roadkill. :lulz:
The condemnation of assholes is a benediction.
I see Nigel is mentioned as well. :lulz:
Loved that. I also kind of loved the (unconscious, I'm sure) racist implications. :lol:
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:38:59 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 26, 2012, 08:33:52 PM
Reverend Roadkill. :lulz:
The condemnation of assholes is a benediction.
I see Nigel is mentioned as well. :lulz:
Loved that. I also kind of loved the (unconscious, I'm sure) vaguely racist implications. :lol:
What DID you expect?
RR,
:hammer:
I also love how everyone on PD is my mindless slave.
DANCE FOR ME, FOOLS!
DANCE, I SAID!
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:37:29 PM
Maybe we should have a peace and love section where no one is allowed to say anything mean or negative. Just to see what happens. :lulz:
Fuck that shit, Goth. :lulz:
I'M SO GOTHY
GOTHY GOTH GOTH
AND I LIKE TO THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOTHS DO. :lol:
I had no idea that Goths were an angry mob! OH HOLY SHIT WAIT. I think they got something right:
(http://historyofinformation.com/images/genseric_sacking_rome.jpg)
Yep. That's an angry mob all right. An angry Black mob of Goths.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:40:36 PM
I also love how everyone on PD is my mindless slave.
DANCE FOR ME, FOOLS!
DANCE, I SAID!
7,539,670 MITTENS!!!
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:40:36 PM
I also love how everyone on PD is my mindless slave.
DANCE FOR ME, FOOLS!
DANCE, I SAID!
:penis: :banana: :sexybeast: :monkeydance: :troll: :zombie: :milk: :dok: :cramstipated:
:regret:
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:42:13 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:37:29 PM
Maybe we should have a peace and love section where no one is allowed to say anything mean or negative. Just to see what happens. :lulz:
Fuck that shit, Goth. :lulz:
I'M SO GOTHY
GOTHY GOTH GOTH
AND I LIKE TO THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOTHS DO. :lol:
I had no idea that Goths were an angry mob! OH HOLY SHIT WAIT. I think they got something right:
(http://historyofinformation.com/images/genseric_sacking_rome.jpg)
Yep. That's an angry mob all right. An angry Black mob of Goths.
NOT BLACK ENOUGH.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:42:13 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:38:09 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:37:29 PM
Maybe we should have a peace and love section where no one is allowed to say anything mean or negative. Just to see what happens. :lulz:
Fuck that shit, Goth. :lulz:
I'M SO GOTHY
GOTHY GOTH GOTH
AND I LIKE TO THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GOTHS DO. :lol:
I had no idea that Goths were an angry mob! OH HOLY SHIT WAIT. I think they got something right:
(http://historyofinformation.com/images/genseric_sacking_rome.jpg)
Yep. That's an angry mob all right. An angry Black mob of Goths.
NOT BLACK ENOUGH.
It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.
I feel that a response is in order.
Does anyone here have an account on ED?
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM
It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.
Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.
Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson. That might make them happy.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.
Does anyone here have an account on ED?
I was under the impression tha Faust did.
I am not sure whether to :lol: or :horrormirth: at the description of Ratatosk. That's actually the most viciously condemning thing in the whole article.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.
Does anyone here have an account on ED?
Naw, they booted me off for insisting on writing up articles about the Island Nation of Salazore.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM
It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.
Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.
Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson. That might make them happy.
But notice, the nice White people in the painting are being brutally
victimized by the awful Black mob of Nigels.
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.
Does anyone here have an account on ED?
Naw, they booted me off for insisting on writing up articles about the Island Nation of Salazore.
Can you blame them? I mean, I can't order steel from North Korea, right?
Until Enrico is reinstalled in his rightful place as ruler, Salizore SHOULD face these sorts of sanctions.
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:47:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM
It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.
Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.
Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson. That might make them happy.
But notice, the nice White people in the painting are being brutally victimized by the awful Black mob of Nigels.
Oh, yes, you're right.
Carry on.
NIGEL: WILL PILLAGE YOUR VILLAGE.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:44:45 PM
I feel that a response is in order.
Does anyone here have an account on ED?
Naw, they booted me off for insisting on writing up articles about the Island Nation of Salazore.
Can you blame them? I mean, I can't order steel from North Korea, right?
Until Enrico is reinstalled in his rightful place as ruler, Salizore SHOULD face these sorts of sanctions.
You make an excellent point.
I like the statement that Uncle BadTouch made here that Cainad helped write the article, implying that any upset at the article would be partially his fault.
Quote from: Miley Spears on October 26, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
Silly. I'm a registered SCA, ACLU, and PETA member you can find all those online, and you can see my articles on Uncyclopedia where Cainad was my mentor. :)
If I'm Rev. Uncle BadTouch I'm also Alan Moore, Rev. Pee Kitty, Rev. Ivan Stang, and Sondra London.
But I'm not arguing anymore I know how you peeps are master baiters. :wink:
This is pretty pathetic, even for you.
Hey guys, speaking of which, check out my new Twitter account (https://twitter.com/BarackObama).
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 26, 2012, 08:50:11 PM
I like the statement that Uncle BadTouch made here that Cainad helped write the article, implying that any upset at the article would be partially his fault.
The only thing I have to say about that is that Cainad is too nice for his own good.
Anyway, I will be writing a rebuttal to this. Will be posted sometime this evening.
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:47:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM
It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.
Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.
Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson. That might make them happy.
But notice, the nice White people in the painting are being brutally victimized by the awful Black mob of Nigels.
Oh, yes, you're right.
Carry on.
NIGEL: WILL PILLAGE YOUR VILLAGE.
LIKE THE ANGRY VISIGOTH MOB THAT I AM.
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 08:50:14 PM
Quote from: Miley Spears on October 26, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Indeed, it is very suspsicious that someone "associated" with Uncle BadTouch yet not shown to have any independent existence should feel to post on this site using a proxy all the time.
Silly. I'm a registered SCA, ACLU, and PETA member you can find all those online, and you can see my articles on Uncyclopedia where Cainad was my mentor. :)
If I'm Rev. Uncle BadTouch I'm also Alan Moore, Rev. Pee Kitty, Rev. Ivan Stang, and Sondra London.
But I'm not arguing anymore I know how you peeps are master baiters. :wink:
This is pretty pathetic, even for you.
Hey guys, speaking of which, check out my new Twitter account (https://twitter.com/Barhttp://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/roglol.gif%20ackObama).
:lulz:
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
I love Number_Six's cameo on the page. It might possibly be the best part.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 02:26:01 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 26, 2012, 07:42:46 PM
Speaking of which, anyone see the Uncyclopedia entry on Discordianism lately?
I love Number_Six's cameo on the page. It might possibly be the best part.
Oh yeah, what the hell was that? :lulz:
Someone earlier mentioned anime avatars and untrustworthyness:
To be specific, that's moe (?), a particularly squicktastic segment of anime, portraying underage girls in just barely not-porn style.
Only people I know who like moe are creepers.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on October 27, 2012, 05:11:39 AM
Someone earlier mentioned anime avatars and untrustworthyness:
To be specific, that's moe (?), a particularly squicktastic segment of anime, portraying underage girls in just barely not-porn style.
Only people I know who like moe are creepers.
I thought it was Lolicon? Fuck, I hate myself for even knowing that.
Pretty sure Lolicon is right (from Lolita).
Moe as I understand is hypercute/sympathetic.
Might be. I've only seen a couple examples of moe, mostly on card protectors (said moe right on the label and was squicktastic) and in this game called Tanto Couore(?), which was just creepy.
Moe? WTF?
(http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa417/DoktorHowl/moe2-1.jpg)
:lulz:
Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).
Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.
Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
Yeah, those people are a heaping pile of NOPE NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. IME, they nearly always turn out to be a little stalkery when it comes to girls they like and they have some, uh, questionable taste in porn.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:
Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).
Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.
Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
Surely you mean "cleric"...
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
Yeah, those people are a heaping pile of NOPE NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. IME, they nearly always turn out to be a little stalkery when it comes to girls they like and they have some, uh, questionable taste in porn.
And there comes a certain point where you just want to run and get the hell out of there. Nothing set it off, it was just this mounting sense that there's this really creepy dude sitting next to you, chuckling and thinking about teenage girls with cat ears (which, is pretty fucking dorky in its own right, even though I have female friends with cat ears and such). But game's not over yet. Commence the rash decisions to get your character killed and/or frequent smoke breaks.
Quote from: Hoopla on October 27, 2012, 06:54:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:
Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).
Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.
Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
Surely you mean "cleric"...
Dork.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:
Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).
Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.
Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
I've had that exact experience.
Word of advice, if you feel like pointing out the character traits that make so many folks find him off putting and trying to help because you're sick of the whining on why he can't get a date, don't. You'd have a better time just hitting your head on a brick wall.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 27, 2012, 07:18:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:
Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).
Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.
Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
I've had that exact experience.
Word of advice, if you feel like pointing out the character traits that make so many folks find him off putting and trying to help because you're sick of the whining on why he can't get a date, don't. You'd have a better time just hitting your head on a brick wall.
Oh, I had no interest in helping this guy. I had just met him, and already figured that he was beyond help.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
Yeah, those people are a heaping pile of NOPE NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. IME, they nearly always turn out to be a little stalkery when it comes to girls they like and they have some, uh, questionable taste in porn.
And they always seem a little too interested in your teenage daughter.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 07:51:15 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 27, 2012, 07:18:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:
Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).
Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.
Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
I've had that exact experience.
Word of advice, if you feel like pointing out the character traits that make so many folks find him off putting and trying to help because you're sick of the whining on why he can't get a date, don't. You'd have a better time just hitting your head on a brick wall.
Oh, I had no interest in helping this guy. I had just met him, and already figured that he was beyond help.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Quote from: Nigel The Rock-Throwing Goth on October 27, 2012, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
Yeah, those people are a heaping pile of NOPE NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. IME, they nearly always turn out to be a little stalkery when it comes to girls they like and they have some, uh, questionable taste in porn.
And they always seem a little too interested in your teenage daughter.
Which is only okay if they themselves are teenagers. Frequently, they are not.
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 27, 2012, 08:43:29 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 07:51:15 PM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on October 27, 2012, 07:18:26 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 27, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
:lulz:
Yeah, was me. I'm not the nerdiest guy in the world. I like dorky shit as much as the next guy, so I hang out with nerds and dorks and fanboys from time to time. And sometimes they have nerds and dorks and fanboys that they're friends with and therefore I run into, and socialize with. I play D & D from time to time with them (been ages though).
Then there's always that one guy who you're friendly with for a couple of minutes until he starts talking about his cat girl D & D character and shows you pictures of her in anime style that he drew. Everything about this guy, his mannerisms, the shit he says, the depth of his interests, they all tell you this is the dorkiest guy you'll ever meet. And instead of feeling pity or mockery, or even the monkey urge to beat up someone lower than you on the food chain of dorks, you feel unsettled, you feel revulsion. Because you keep coming back to this catgirl character that he's playing, and how much he seems to enjoy playing this catgirl character.
Oh dear god, I think the catgirl is hitting on my priest character.....
I've had that exact experience.
Word of advice, if you feel like pointing out the character traits that make so many folks find him off putting and trying to help because you're sick of the whining on why he can't get a date, don't. You'd have a better time just hitting your head on a brick wall.
Oh, I had no interest in helping this guy. I had just met him, and already figured that he was beyond help.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Some messes you know are unfixable with just a glance.
Unnatural predilection with teenage catgirls is one of those cues for unfixable, unless you happen to also be a teenage boy/teenage lesbian with questionable fashion sense.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 08:50:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel The Rock-Throwing Goth on October 27, 2012, 08:26:41 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 27, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
Yeah, those people are a heaping pile of NOPE NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN. IME, they nearly always turn out to be a little stalkery when it comes to girls they like and they have some, uh, questionable taste in porn.
And they always seem a little too interested in your teenage daughter.
Which is only okay if they themselves are teenagers. Frequently, they are not.
Yep.
Quote from: Nigel The Rock-Throwing Goth on October 26, 2012, 08:53:51 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:48:52 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:47:40 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 26, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 08:44:27 PM
It's about 1/8 black. That's pretty Nigel.
Hmmm...The fact that you are part Black seems very, very important to them.
Maybe you could color in the other people like Al Jolson. That might make them happy.
But notice, the nice White people in the painting are being brutally victimized by the awful Black mob of Nigels.
Oh, yes, you're right.
Carry on.
NIGEL: WILL PILLAGE YOUR VILLAGE.
LIKE THE ANGRY VISIGOTH MOB THAT I AM.
I was wondering what that avvie was about.
I traced my family back to Visigoths. HEY Uncle BadTouch! I'M SMUDGEY!
Quote from: CAKE on October 26, 2012, 08:46:05 PM
I am not sure whether to :lol: or :horrormirth: at the description of Ratatosk. That's actually the most viciously condemning thing in the whole article.
I don't know either... :lulz:
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 02, 2012, 06:44:41 PM
Quote from: CAKE on October 26, 2012, 08:46:05 PM
I am not sure whether to :lol: or :horrormirth: at the description of Ratatosk. That's actually the most viciously condemning thing in the whole article.
I don't know either... :lulz:
Well, this IS Discordia. And while I may have perhaps a little too much tolerance for your HERESY and your MAYBE LOGIC SACRILEGE and DOIN' IT WRONG, not everyone is as saintly as I. The Uncle BadTouch Kabal For Kids seems to not share my BOUNDLESS FUCKING COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING.
Because I love all of you fuckers. Even the FBtards. And all I ask is for a little love in return. For my ass. I think that's what's wrong around here. Insufficient love for my scabby, hairy ass.
Where is the love, Rat?