Since I moved back from Tampa about a yr&1/2 ago I've noticed a new level of retardation people seem to be (not falling into, but)EMBRACING. Upon my return I found my entire family just balls-deep in the Casey Anthony trial. For those of you who were priviledged enough to miss out on this, it was a media-led witch-hunt to give a woman the death penalty for their umploads of purely circumstantial evidence that she'd killed her kid. With the help of some vengeful news anchors(whom the public could see BUT THE JURY COULD NOT btw), they had no problem getting millions bloodthirsty for the taste of sweet, brutal justice. I sat back calmly awaiting the final verdict as others seemed to become cheerleaders for this lady's highly anticipated punishment, until the judge finally banged the hammer with a NOT GUILTY that sent these people into utter hysteria. I had to laugh at their reaction, but when I did, they looked at me like I was Dr. Satan. Any psychology/social science gurus feel free to have at this one!
Casey Anthony is an Illuminati actress who has used the summers 2009-2011 to mock and harass my current circumstances.
Casey Anthony and Nancy Grace are working in cahoots with one another to fill the media with propaganda so that American Citizens believe there is Justice in this country. Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife, she told me she would come to my house in Fort Collins, Colorado and kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism. She told me that the government was going to find a way to tap into my water pipes and poison my water supply. I was terrified to shower and drink water for months.
I had to spend $600.00 on bottled water. I took a flight all the way to Chicago just so I could take a shower away from my house.
Casey Anthony told me that there were cameras lodged in the back of my eyes and that my life is a reality show for the Elite. Because of her, I suffer from severe psychological damage. For months I couldn't use the bathroom to go number 1 or 2 without thinking there was some sick wealthy pervert watching me through cameras Casey Anthony claimed were lodged in the back of my eyes.
She is now a valuable asset to the Illuminated ones.
I don't expect much from media circuses, they usually fail to deliver...The recent election being a notable exception. This also seems to be an exception, so I'll google up the verdict and go taunting the hair-shirt punishment freaks on a couple of other boards.
That should fill my afternoon up nicely. Thanks.
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 08:06:49 PM
Casey Anthony is an Illuminati actress who has used the summers 2009-2011 to mock and harass my current circumstances.
Casey Anthony and Nancy Grace are working in cahoots with one another to fill the media with propaganda so that American Citizens believe there is Justice in this country. Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife, she told me she would come to my house in Fort Collins, Colorado and kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism. She told me that the government was going to find a way to tap into my water pipes and poison my water supply. I was terrified to shower and drink water for months.
I had to spend $600.00 on bottled water. I took a flight all the way to Chicago just so I could take a shower away from my house.
Casey Anthony told me that there were cameras lodged in the back of my eyes and that my life is a reality show for the Elite. Because of her, I suffer from severe psychological damage. For months I couldn't use the bathroom to go number 1 or 2 without thinking there was some sick wealthy pervert watching me through cameras Casey Anthony claimed were lodged in the back of my eyes.
She is now a valuable asset to the Illuminated ones.
That was fucking
inspired. :lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:08:30 PM
That was fucking inspired. :lol:
http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Naomi-Riches-Vs-Casey-Anthony.pdf
:?
:lol:
Anyway, I am bitterly disappointed to find out this is old news...But all is not lost!
http://global.christianpost.com/news/casey-anthony-trial-movie-to-air-jan-19-on-lifetime-starring-rob-lowe-85743/
Starring Rob Lowe.
I assume he'll be playing Casey. Would should be interesting.
What in the unholy fuck is that...
Are you fucking kidding me?! MORE self-righteous dim-witted trigger-happy religious fanatics on the verge of bringing this "Good" v.s. " Seemingly Evil" extravaganza BACK from its miserable grave?! Reverend, I do believe we have our work cut out for us...
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:30:01 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?! MORE self-righteous dim-witted trigger-happy religious fanatics on the verge of bringing this "Good" v.s. "Evil" extravaganza back to life? Reverend, I do believe we have our work cut out for us...
Well, it's Lifetime. I haven't watched TV on a regular basis since 1987, and even I know what Lifetime movies are like. They take the most horribly depressing shit they can find, wallow in it for 2 hours, and then bill it as "uplifting" or "inspiring". Usually it's about 3 year olds who go blind, or people that have all their limbs ripped off in industrial accidents, so this is
kind of a change of pace.
But the point is that we apparently get to see Rob Lowe in a pantsuit, which makes me glad that I still actually HAVE a TV. Scratch that. I'm TIVOing this shit and sending a burned copy to LMNO to help slake his unnatural lusts.
That was a weird edit, Ms Ninja. You erased your post, posted something else, then reposted your original post. You're one of those drug people, right?
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:30:01 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?! MORE self-righteous dim-witted trigger-happy religious fanatics on the verge of bringing this "Good" v.s. "Evil" extravaganza back to life? Reverend, I do believe we have our work cut out for us...
Well, it's Lifetime. I haven't watched TV on a regular basis since 1987, and even I know what Lifetime movies are like. They take the most horribly depressing shit they can find, wallow in it for 2 hours, and then bill it as "uplifting" or "inspiring". Usually it's about 3 year olds who go blind, or people that have all their limbs ripped off in industrial accidents, so this is kind of a change of pace.
But the point is that we apparently get to see Rob Lowe in a pantsuit, which makes me glad that I still actually HAVE a TV. Scratch that. I'm TIVOing this shit and sending a burned copy to LMNO to help slake his unnatural lusts.
:fap2:
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 03, 2012, 08:37:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:34:37 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:30:01 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?! MORE self-righteous dim-witted trigger-happy religious fanatics on the verge of bringing this "Good" v.s. "Evil" extravaganza back to life? Reverend, I do believe we have our work cut out for us...
Well, it's Lifetime. I haven't watched TV on a regular basis since 1987, and even I know what Lifetime movies are like. They take the most horribly depressing shit they can find, wallow in it for 2 hours, and then bill it as "uplifting" or "inspiring". Usually it's about 3 year olds who go blind, or people that have all their limbs ripped off in industrial accidents, so this is kind of a change of pace.
But the point is that we apparently get to see Rob Lowe in a pantsuit, which makes me glad that I still actually HAVE a TV. Scratch that. I'm TIVOing this shit and sending a burned copy to LMNO to help slake his unnatural lusts.
:fap2:
Christ, I was TOO LATE. Now there's gonna be another Boston molasses disaster. Only different. And more horrible.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Living in the Tampa area you couldn't help but hear about it, even if you never watched the news or read the paper :x
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Living in the Tampa area you couldn't help but hear about it, even if you never watched the news or read the paper :x
Well, yeah, Florida.
Good Reverend Roger. To answer your first question I actually didn't see my post at first, so I posted it again, only to find it was now there twice! So I changed the first one as not to confuse you, but failed. To answer your second question, yes I am one of those drug people :/
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:43:03 PM
Good Reverend Roger. To answer your first question I actually didn't see my post at first, so I posted it again, only to find it was now there twice! So I changed the first one as not to confuse you, but failed. To answer your second question, yes I am one of those drug people :/
Drugs are bad for you. We clean-living Holy Men™ have no time for such nonsense
1, for there is work to be done. You won't cleanse the temple when you're fucked out of your head on cheap street drugs, Ma'am. No, drugs are the conspiracy's way of getting you to SHUT UP and sit on the couch watching media shit-blizzards about things that don't matter.
1 Pills don't count, they're medicine. And peyote is a religious thing, so it's also exempt.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:42:24 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Living in the Tampa area you couldn't help but hear about it, even if you never watched the news or read the paper :x
Well, yeah, Florida.
I so very much want to leave but it just won't let me.
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:42:24 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Living in the Tampa area you couldn't help but hear about it, even if you never watched the news or read the paper :x
Well, yeah, Florida.
I so very much want to leave but it just won't let me.
Like I said to Stella, you just have to find a place with more gravity. Tucson, Portland, Providence...All of these are viable choices.
Tucson, for example, has all the misery and pig-ignorant bullshit of Florida, but without the gigantic alligators and mosquitos (we have gigantic spiders and tarantula hawks instead), and with 117F summer days, at about 3% humidity. The sun is an ANGRY GOD that SMASHES YOU INTO THE GROUND like a cigarette butt, and...Oh, erm. Not my best sales day.
Also, in a few minutes I'll be moving this to apple talk, as the project board is for ongoing projects...And although the current project doesn't seem to be going anywhere, there's always that off-chance.
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
Okay, fuck off.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
wut
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
wut
I fucking KNEW it was too good to be true. We finally get an articulate noob, and BAM! POPTART.
And no cheap street highs for me btw. I have expensive taste when it comes to killing myself.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:56:51 PM
And no cheap street highs for me btw. I have expensive taste when it comes to killing myself.
Yeah, nobody cares.
Please to commence fucking off, asshole.
TGRR,
Pledge.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
wut
I fucking KNEW it was too good to be true. We finally get an articulate noob, and BAM! POPTART.
I am still trying to figure out how the comment was even supposed to be a "child molester joke".
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 08:58:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
wut
I fucking KNEW it was too good to be true. We finally get an articulate noob, and BAM! POPTART.
I am still trying to figure out how the comment was even supposed to be a "child molester joke".
He seems to be implying that the word "reverend" is a term for "child molestor". In short, he's either Poptart or one of the "Uncle BadTouch family", and is therefore a complete shitknocker and has accordingly fallen off my radar.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:01:09 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 08:58:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:56:26 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 08:55:40 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
wut
I fucking KNEW it was too good to be true. We finally get an articulate noob, and BAM! POPTART.
I am still trying to figure out how the comment was even supposed to be a "child molester joke".
He seems to be implying that the word "reverend" is a term for "child molestor". In short, he's either Poptart or one of the "Uncle BadTouch family", and is therefore a complete shitknocker and has accordingly fallen off my radar.
And that the child can be a male of any age, presumably, given that the only new information he provided was his gender...
Once again, My People find me. :lulz:
It was just a joke, and yes you get it. "Reverend." If a joke with this content rattles your cage then for the love of God don't ever watch Adult Swim or any program with dark humor or you might just shit yourself.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:05:14 PM
It was just a joke, and yes you get it. "Reverend." If a joke with this content rattles your cage then for the love of God don't ever watch Adult Swim or any program with dark humor or you might just shit yourself.
It was a rubbish joke. Why are you so rubbish?
I tell ya, Paes...Sometimes the title of Patron Saint of Internet Whackjobs gets right up my fucking nostrils, you know? It's not the loonies I mind so much, as that I don't get PAID for it. This is not North Korea. No. This is AMERICA, and I expect CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD for this sort of shit.
& thankyou Paes for spelling my joke out for him, he needed it! If the term "Reverend" were not a religious term, then it would have been just a gay joke. Get it now, Reverend? All just fun & games til someone reacts all crazy AAAGGGHHHH!!!
And the QUALITY of said lunatics has been dropping at a distressing rate. Years ago, we'd get at LEAST a week in before "the big reveal". Now it's hours, at best.
And the best we can get now is "CHILD MOLESTOR HURRRR HURRR HURRR", with no punchline or anything. It's like they don't even try, anymore.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:09:14 PM
& thankyou Paes for spelling my joke out for him, he needed it! If the term "Reverend" were not a religious term, then it would have been just a gay joke. Get it now, Reverend? All just fun & games til someone reacts all crazy AAAGGGHHHH!!!
*I* explained it to HIM, Slappy.
Christ, we've got a
quick one on our hands.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:07:37 PM
I tell ya, Paes...Sometimes the title of Patron Saint of Internet Whackjobs gets right up my fucking nostrils, you know? It's not the loonies I mind so much, as that I don't get PAID for it. This is not North Korea. No. This is AMERICA, and I expect CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD for this sort of shit.
Need subscription forum. Internets says that AnnoyTG.GR is available, but it might be lying about how to make an acceptable Greek domain.
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:06:50 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:05:14 PM
It was just a joke, and yes you get it. "Reverend." If a joke with this content rattles your cage then for the love of God don't ever watch Adult Swim or any program with dark humor or you might just shit yourself.
It was a rubbish joke. Why are you so rubbish?
I think this is the post where I explain the joke.
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:07:37 PM
I tell ya, Paes...Sometimes the title of Patron Saint of Internet Whackjobs gets right up my fucking nostrils, you know? It's not the loonies I mind so much, as that I don't get PAID for it. This is not North Korea. No. This is AMERICA, and I expect CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD for this sort of shit.
Need subscription forum. Internets says that AnnoyTG.GR is available, but it might be lying about how to make an acceptable Greek domain.
You, sir, are a GODDAMN GENIUS. We're gonna be RICH.
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:12:39 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:06:50 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:05:14 PM
It was just a joke, and yes you get it. "Reverend." If a joke with this content rattles your cage then for the love of God don't ever watch Adult Swim or any program with dark humor or you might just shit yourself.
It was a rubbish joke. Why are you so rubbish?
I think this is the post where I explain the joke.
This troll is defective.
It was just a joke, and an off-hand careless one at that. But my best advice to you would be to keep obsessing about it, it seems to be doing wonders for your blood pressure.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:13:12 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:07:37 PM
I tell ya, Paes...Sometimes the title of Patron Saint of Internet Whackjobs gets right up my fucking nostrils, you know? It's not the loonies I mind so much, as that I don't get PAID for it. This is not North Korea. No. This is AMERICA, and I expect CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD for this sort of shit.
Need subscription forum. Internets says that AnnoyTG.GR is available, but it might be lying about how to make an acceptable Greek domain.
You, sir, are a GODDAMN GENIUS. We're gonna be RICH.
spiritualadvi.sr is free. THE INTERNET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:14:05 PM
It was just a joke, and an off-hand careless one at that. But my best advice to you would be to keep obsessing about it, it seems to be doing wonders for your blood pressure.
Well, you got what you wanted, right? I mean, any
reasonable person would react very well to sudden accusations of pedophilia, out of the blue, from a "new" person in any given group, right?
No, you wanted a certain reaction, and you got it. What the FUCK are you bitching about? Action/reaction...How else would you expect the universe to function?
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:14:48 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:13:12 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 03, 2012, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:07:37 PM
I tell ya, Paes...Sometimes the title of Patron Saint of Internet Whackjobs gets right up my fucking nostrils, you know? It's not the loonies I mind so much, as that I don't get PAID for it. This is not North Korea. No. This is AMERICA, and I expect CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD for this sort of shit.
Need subscription forum. Internets says that AnnoyTG.GR is available, but it might be lying about how to make an acceptable Greek domain.
You, sir, are a GODDAMN GENIUS. We're gonna be RICH.
spiritualadvi.sr is free. THE INTERNET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.
Oh, hell yeah! LOOK OUT, JIM JONES! There's a new sheriff in town!
Interesting note: He shares the same IP as Twid (probably the same cell phone service), so when the inevitable happens, whomever handles it has to be careful to not catch Twid with any of the spoo.
Wow I really had no idea there would be this sort of reaction... here, of all places. Please don't all gang up on me like I'm -idk- Casey Anthony or sombody... I honestly thought Reverend Roger would just outsmart my joke with a quick, witty stab right back... but alas, it's now become a bit more nutty than it was...
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:19:55 PM
Wow I really had no idea there would be this sort of reaction
:lulz:
You had an 8/10, but you're kind of jumping the shark now.
My good sir I most definitely was not trying to "accuse you of pedofilia" hahaha and if you ACTUALLY thought that then ok I'm sorry(no more Robot Chicken for me). I realize I am new here & no one quite knows me, and I actually think Reverend Roger is pretty cool when he's not crucifying me lol hopefully you understand, and we can be cool. I actually like it here.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:26:54 PM
My good sir I most definitely was not trying to "accuse you of pedofilia"
Okay. Then you think jokes like that are somehow funny, which means you're an antisocial idiot.
Either way, you are a huge disappointment. For about a whole page, you had me convinced we had some new blood worth bullshitting with.
But sadly, no.
Oh come on, Rev. Seth Macfarlene & all those fuckers at the Roasts have made jokes that included that shit. Surely you've heard the famous 'Aristocrats' joke, much raunchier than mine, and the punchline was also pointless. However, your first assumption about me was correct. How bout this, I promise never to mix your name "Reverend" with the kidfuckers just for my own amusement, ever again. Then maybe we can be friends? This is me attempting to care!
Negative, pedo jokes do poorly here. as do misogynist, racist, homophobic, etc.
on some forums they are seen as less than serious, and perhaps 'edgy'.
they are generally accepted at face value in this place.
which is, to say, not at all.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:36:27 PM
Oh come on, Rev. Seth Macfarlene & all those fuckers at the Roasts have made jokes that included that shit. Surely you've heard the famous 'Aristocrats' joke, much raunchier than mine, and the punchline was also pointless. However, your first assumption about me was correct. How bout this, I promise never to mix your name "Reverend" with the kidfuckers just for my own amusement, ever again. Then maybe we can be friends? This is me attempting to care!
And this is me failing. Difference being, you and I are strangers (supposedly. I'm of the mind that you're one of our earlier failures returned, but I could be wrong), and walking up to a total stranger and saying "you're a pedo, hurr hurr" isn't something done by people with even barely functioning social skills...Especially given our ongoing problem with an ACTUAL pedo (Uncle BadTouch).
If you ARE new, you wouldn't know about that, but I'd expect someone to at least learn the lay of the land before making "jokes" of that kind.
So here are my options:
1. You're a returning troll. Yawn.
2. You're a socially crippled dumbfuck. Again, yawn.
Either way I look at it, well...
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 03, 2012, 09:40:57 PM
Negative, pedo jokes do poorly here. as do misogynist, racist, homophobic, etc.
on some forums they are seen as less than serious, and perhaps 'edgy'.
they are generally accepted at face value in this place.
which is, to say, not at all.
Well, he already expressed his approval of "gay jokes", which should make some of our members just love him to little pieces.
Hey, slappy, "Reverend" is not a term used by Catholic priests. We're mad because you cocked up the joke. Also what Ippie and TGRR said.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:43:44 PM
Hey, slappy, "Reverend" is not a term used by Catholic priests. We're mad because you cocked up the joke.
I'm not mad. This has moved a fairly boring afternoon along.
But I have my opinion of him. It's not immutable, but he has a long road ahead of him. So far, he has been utterly unable to figure out the correct method of getting out of this hole, instead insisting that the problem lies with everyone else.
Negative,
also... incurring someone's wrath upon entrance to this community should not be reacted to by saying "i don't care what you think". Particularly with The Good Reverend. He will use you like Job's pottery, and we will laugh through our cringes.
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 03, 2012, 09:48:43 PM
Negative,
also... incurring someone's wrath upon entrance to this community should not be reacted to by saying "i don't care what you think". Particularly with The Good Reverend. He will use you like Job's pottery, and we will laugh through our cringes.
See, this is EXACTLY the kind of slander I have to deal with. I am the most COMPASSIONATE MOTHERFUCKER any of you will ever meet, and I have to say that not many people can be as humble as I am. My saintly sense of self-restraint is being seriously maligned, here.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:45:27 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:43:44 PM
Hey, slappy, "Reverend" is not a term used by Catholic priests. We're mad because you cocked up the joke.
I'm not mad. This has moved a fairly boring afternoon along.
But I have my opinion of him. It's not immutable, but he has a long road ahead of him. So far, he has been utterly unable to figure out the correct method of getting out of this hole, instead insisting that the problem lies with everyone else.
Well, I say "mad," I think what I really mean is "PD handshake."
And True Facts right up there.
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:50:03 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 03, 2012, 09:48:43 PM
Negative,
also... incurring someone's wrath upon entrance to this community should not be reacted to by saying "i don't care what you think". Particularly with The Good Reverend. He will use you like Job's pottery, and we will laugh through our cringes.
See, this is EXACTLY the kind of slander I have to deal with. I am the most COMPASSIONATE MOTHERFUCKER any of you will ever meet, and I have to say that not many people can be as humble as I am. My saintly sense of self-restraint is being seriously maligned, here.
:lulz:
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:50:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:45:27 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:43:44 PM
Hey, slappy, "Reverend" is not a term used by Catholic priests. We're mad because you cocked up the joke.
I'm not mad. This has moved a fairly boring afternoon along.
But I have my opinion of him. It's not immutable, but he has a long road ahead of him. So far, he has been utterly unable to figure out the correct method of getting out of this hole, instead insisting that the problem lies with everyone else.
Well, I say "mad," I think what I really mean is "PD handshake."
And True Facts right up there.
Think of it as an "upright primate test". He'll either figure it out, or he won't.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Yeah, I don't think you're a return customer (but I could be wrong). We've never had someone use Comedy Central as an excuse for poor behavior.
:lulz: <--- Not laughing with you, kid.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Okay.
Well, damn, you figured it out. I may have to revise my opinion. We'll see.
Now, a note of advice:
We are not big fans of "edgy" jokes, not because we're easily offended, but because they're BORING and a cheap substitute for actual humor. Basically, they're the hallmark of the modern drone, who finally found a reliable way to piss off their hippie parents.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:51:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:50:03 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 03, 2012, 09:48:43 PM
Negative,
also... incurring someone's wrath upon entrance to this community should not be reacted to by saying "i don't care what you think". Particularly with The Good Reverend. He will use you like Job's pottery, and we will laugh through our cringes.
See, this is EXACTLY the kind of slander I have to deal with. I am the most COMPASSIONATE MOTHERFUCKER any of you will ever meet, and I have to say that not many people can be as humble as I am. My saintly sense of self-restraint is being seriously maligned, here.
:lulz:
What? I'm a regular Saint Francis of Fucking Assissi, here.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:53:55 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Yeah, I don't think you're a return customer (but I could be wrong). We've never had someone use Comedy Central as an excuse for poor behavior.
:lulz: <--- Not laughing with you, kid.
Well, he managed to apologize, so I'm gonna back off and give him another chance. Because I'm Holy™ like that. Hell, it's not like I've never had to apologize for saying something dumb or offensive.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
there you go. :)
although PD has repeatedly taught me that i'm actually quite evil on the inside, i am one of the more cordial members in my conduct, if i do say so myself. any time you care to say something, feel free to run it by me first, and i will explain how it is likely to blow up in your face.
also, try not to form a negative view of Roger quite yet. he's actually quite a splendid fellow to have around once you figure out the timing and direction of his bile spewing clog dance. (besides, he can't help the way he is, as his Welsh heritage gives him fits of self loathing)
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:36:27 PM
Oh come on, Rev. Seth Macfarlene & all those fuckers at the Roasts have made jokes that included that shit.
:lulz:
Ooh, yeah, um...hmm, yeah, come on Rev. if those unfunny, hackneyed, played out, repetitive jerkoffs the Friar's Club wanted jack shit to do with do it....so.....
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:56:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:53:55 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Yeah, I don't think you're a return customer (but I could be wrong). We've never had someone use Comedy Central as an excuse for poor behavior.
:lulz: <--- Not laughing with you, kid.
Well, he managed to apologize, so I'm gonna back off and give him another chance. Because I'm Holy™ like that. Hell, it's not like I've never had to apologize for saying something dumb or offensive.
True. I was laughing at him saying "But the people on the TEEVEE do it, and get tons of laughs! What's wrong with You People?"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:54:16 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Okay.
Well, damn, you figured it out. I may have to revise my opinion. We'll see.
Now, a note of advice:
We are not big fans of "edgy" jokes, not because we're easily offended, but because they're BORING and a cheap substitute for actual humor. Basically, they're the hallmark of the modern drone, who finally found a reliable way to piss off their hippie parents.
This has given me an idea for a series of terrible edgy jokes.
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 03, 2012, 10:01:01 PM
also, try not to form a negative view of Roger quite yet. he's actually quite a splendid fellow to have around once you figure out the timing and direction of his bile spewing clog dance. (besides, he can't help the way he is, as his Welsh heritage gives him fits of self loathing)
1. Clog dancing is ECH's thing. I can't DO it, because I can't bring on stigmata at will the way he can.
2. I'm the Cornish guy. Coyote is the fucking Welshman.
3. My revenge for the Welsh crack will be a thing of legend, Texas-Boi.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Well, now that you're here...
WELCOME!
Check out the pool on the roof (I wouldn't actually recommend, you know, getting in it...or looking directly at it for very long), mind the Nigels, and for god sake don't talk about pot, magic, copyright, libertarianism, sous vide, or pot.
I mean you can...just think of those topics as Mariah Carey's high note. Just because you can do a thing...
Quote from: Alty on December 03, 2012, 10:25:43 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Well, now that you're here...
WELCOME!
Check out the pool on the roof (I wouldn't actually recommend, you know, getting in it...or looking directly at it for very long), mind the Nigels, and for god sake don't talk about pot, magic, copyright, libertarianism, sous vide, or pot.
I mean you can...just think of those topics as Mariah Carey's high note. Just because you can do a thing...
:lulz: We need to reword that for newsfeed.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 10:38:57 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 03, 2012, 10:25:43 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Well, now that you're here...
WELCOME!
Check out the pool on the roof (I wouldn't actually recommend, you know, getting in it...or looking directly at it for very long), mind the Nigels, and for god sake don't talk about pot, magic, copyright, libertarianism, sous vide, or pot.
I mean you can...just think of those topics as Mariah Carey's high note. Just because you can do a thing...
:lulz: We need to reword that for newsfeed.
Feel free so to do.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Have you followed the latest Birther conspiracy meltdown?
Turns out the guy who posed as a fraud detection expert on the "Atlas Shrugged" blog, which helped propagate the birther conspiracies, was himself a fake all along. No real credentials.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
2. I'm the Cornish guy. Coyote is the fucking Welshman.
3. My revenge for the Welsh crack will be a thing of legend, Texas-Boi.
I admit that i'm unfamiliar with the various barbarians of your corner of the world, so i looked it up in wiki...
QuoteThe Cornish people, who shared the Brythonic language with the Welsh, were referred to in the Old English language as the "Westwalas" meaning West Welsh. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_people#CITEREFSnyder2003)
sorry.... West Welsh.
:lol:
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 04, 2012, 12:08:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 10:16:44 PM
2. I'm the Cornish guy. Coyote is the fucking Welshman.
3. My revenge for the Welsh crack will be a thing of legend, Texas-Boi.
I admit that i'm unfamiliar with the various barbarians of your corner of the world, so i looked it up in wiki...
QuoteThe Cornish people, who shared the Brythonic language with the Welsh, were referred to in the Old English language as the "Westwalas" meaning West Welsh. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_people#CITEREFSnyder2003)
sorry.... West Welsh.
:lol:
:spittake:
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2012, 11:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Have you followed the latest Birther conspiracy meltdown?
Turns out the guy who posed as a fraud detection expert on the "Atlas Shrugged" blog, which helped propagate the birther conspiracies, was himself a fake all along. No real credentials.
:spittake:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:49:18 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:42:24 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:41:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Living in the Tampa area you couldn't help but hear about it, even if you never watched the news or read the paper :x
Well, yeah, Florida.
I so very much want to leave but it just won't let me.
Like I said to Stella, you just have to find a place with more gravity. Tucson, Portland, Providence...All of these are viable choices.
Tucson, for example, has all the misery and pig-ignorant bullshit of Florida, but without the gigantic alligators and mosquitos (we have gigantic spiders and tarantula hawks instead), and with 117F summer days, at about 3% humidity. The sun is an ANGRY GOD that SMASHES YOU INTO THE GROUND like a cigarette butt, and...Oh, erm. Not my best sales day.
Portland is BEAUTIFUL, and there's hardly anything to be afraid of. Come to Portland.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
You started out so promising. What a shame you had to go saying something this stupid and insulting. Do you usually make a habit of joking that people you just met molest children?
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 04, 2012, 01:01:30 AM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 08:53:55 PM
Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female. I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all. Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes :o my bad...
You started out so promising. What a shame you had to go saying something this stupid and insulting. Do you usually make a habit of joking that people you just met molest children?
He has apologized, and we have informed him of the general take on this particular brand of 'edgy' humor.
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:19:55 PM
Wow I really had no idea there would be this sort of reaction... here, of all places. Please don't all gang up on me like I'm -idk- Casey Anthony or sombody... I honestly thought Reverend Roger would just outsmart my joke with a quick, witty stab right back... but alas, it's now become a bit more nutty than it was...
BOOYEAH
ALREADY TO YOU'RE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 09:56:09 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on December 03, 2012, 09:53:55 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Yeah, I don't think you're a return customer (but I could be wrong). We've never had someone use Comedy Central as an excuse for poor behavior.
:lulz: <--- Not laughing with you, kid.
Well, he managed to apologize, so I'm gonna back off and give him another chance. Because I'm Holy™ like that. Hell, it's not like I've never had to apologize for saying something dumb or offensive.
All's well that ends well!
Quote from: Alty on December 03, 2012, 10:25:43 PM
Quote from: NegativeNinja999 on December 03, 2012, 09:51:12 PM
I see, well I've definitely never been here before, and I def wasn't aware that there was a previous member of that sort... anyway, my apologies.
Well, now that you're here...
WELCOME!
Check out the pool on the roof (I wouldn't actually recommend, you know, getting in it...or looking directly at it for very long), mind the Nigels, and for god sake don't talk about pot, magic, copyright, libertarianism, sous vide, or pot.
I mean you can...just think of those topics as Mariah Carey's high note. Just because you can do a thing...
I was just wondering if you can use an autoclave to sous vide things.
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2012, 11:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 08:38:21 PM
Quote from: Sita on December 03, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
I hated it when it was all the news would talk about.
I hate it even more now that they made a movie about it. Because that means it's gonna be a point of conversation all over again.
At least it's on a channel I never watch.
This is why I get all my news from ultra-right lunatic discussion forums. I don't know SHIT about Casey Anthony, but I can tell you all about the 5000 still-extant birther conspiracies.
Have you followed the latest Birther conspiracy meltdown?
Turns out the guy who posed as a fraud detection expert on the "Atlas Shrugged" blog, which helped propagate the birther conspiracies, was himself a fake all along. No real credentials.
Oh, this is fucking MAGICAL!