I, The Good Reverend Roger, of sound body and rather less sound mind, do bequeath my possessions as follows, on the event of my death.
1. I leave my PM inbox, pages 1-6 (the collected loonies), to ECH to do with as he sees fit (upon completion of item #5).
2. I leave my ass hair to the "Hookers" on the board, so they can make a Persian rug out of me.
3. I leave my endless rage to Alty, because he needs it.
4. I leave my liquor cabinet to Nigel (with the exception of the Evan Williams. See #6). Also the collection of foreign-made, excessively large fireworks. And all of my bayonets, of which there seems to be an endless supply.
5. I leave my mortal remains to Richter, for sharpening. I then request and require that ECH use a 9 pound road hammer to drive me into my grave like a tent stake.
6. I leave 3 bottles of Evan Williams to the cat.
7. I leave all of my collected writings to either LMNO or Nigel, who may divide them, share them, or DUEL TO THE DEATH over them. If this last option is used, the weapons and conditions shall be: Flamethrowers at ten paces.
8. I leave my tool set to TGG, in the hope that she will learn to dangerously weaken structures with them.
9. I leave LMNO my collection of WOMP faces, and the file marked "Do Not Open" on my laptop. There's something in there I promised you a long time ago, Sailor. And YOU have promises to keep, as well.
10. The remainder of my estate shall pass into the hands of my wife. In the event of her predeceasing me, then my son. Failing that, it all goes to The Hoff.
I really can't wait until you're sharpened. :lulz:
It's on the internet now, and so must be done.
Don't you dare shuffle off this mortal coil into peace and eternal rest. This world needs to be continually shit on from a great height.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 04, 2012, 07:29:27 PM
Don't you dare shuffle off this mortal coil into peace and eternal rest. This world needs to be continually shit on from a great height.
No plans on leaving right now. :lulz:
But I'm busy with a satire/WOMP thingie which may anger certain East coast personages, including the quiet one that just flenses people.
We're going to need a titanium drop spindle to spin the ass hair into yarn. And before that, something strong enough to clean the filth from it without dissolving the hair . . .
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 07:32:02 PM
We're going to need a titanium drop spindle to spin the ass hair into yarn. And before that, something strong enough to clean the filth from it without dissolving the hair . . .
That isn't actually going to be a problem. The shit's like threads of tungsten.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 07:30:57 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 04, 2012, 07:29:27 PM
Don't you dare shuffle off this mortal coil into peace and eternal rest. This world needs to be continually shit on from a great height.
No plans on leaving right now. :lulz:
But I'm busy with a satire/WOMP thingie which may anger certain East coast personages, including the quiet one that just flenses people.
Oooooh, something to look forward to!
I feel all...christmasy. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Every year on your birthday I will hand out small pieces of your rage to children and tell them The Story of TGRR.
Until people know to stop sending their children to my house if they don't want them coming back shrieking and oozing black smoke from their eyes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 07:32:02 PM
We're going to need a titanium drop spindle to spin the ass hair into yarn. And before that, something strong enough to clean the filth from it without dissolving the hair . . .
That isn't actually going to be a problem. The shit's like threads of tungsten.
Well that's a relief. How does it take dye?
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 07:41:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 07:32:02 PM
We're going to need a titanium drop spindle to spin the ass hair into yarn. And before that, something strong enough to clean the filth from it without dissolving the hair . . .
That isn't actually going to be a problem. The shit's like threads of tungsten.
Well that's a relief. How does it take dye?
In a coffee mug, with a dash of cinnamon.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 07:42:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 07:41:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 07:32:02 PM
We're going to need a titanium drop spindle to spin the ass hair into yarn. And before that, something strong enough to clean the filth from it without dissolving the hair . . .
That isn't actually going to be a problem. The shit's like threads of tungsten.
Well that's a relief. How does it take dye?
In a coffee mug, with a dash of cinnamon.
:lulz:
:spittake:
I have an N hook project going right now, I wonder if that's big enough...
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 08:08:44 PM
:spittake:
I have an N hook project going right now, I wonder if that's big enough...
I'm still stuck on how we'd ply the yarn. Or if it would ply us.
The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 09:46:06 PM
The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.
Beeswax and maybe we could ply it with Waffle's beard. :P
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 10:25:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 09:46:06 PM
The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.
Beeswax and maybe we could ply it with Waffle's beard. :P
DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2012, 10:45:52 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 04, 2012, 10:25:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 04, 2012, 09:46:06 PM
The drop spindle could work...with LOTS of beeswax, you know, to control it before it controls us.
Beeswax and maybe we could ply it with Waffle's beard. :P
DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!
Possibly a bad idea, I agree. How about we won't make a rug, we'll make a robe? Whoever wears it will have the power of TGRR. We can mail it to Payne and he can get his Messiah on. Or explode.
heheh.
You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh.
You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.
No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the
Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh.
You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.
No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.
A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.
who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh.
You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.
No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.
A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.
who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!
I need to find some Persian cats and an alpaca . . . brb.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 06, 2012, 06:08:29 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh.
You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.
No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.
A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.
who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!
I need to find some Persian cats and an alpaca . . . brb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
Quote from: H0list on December 06, 2012, 06:14:45 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 06, 2012, 06:08:29 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 05, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
Quote from: Pixie on December 05, 2012, 08:28:55 AM
heheh.
You know my crochet hooks (and me) probably couldn't take that much Holy ManTM IN THE SAME LOCATION.
No. I don't think anyone could. But think of the Holy RelicTM we'd have, and what we could do with it.
A bit of Payne's beard, (not too much, its where his sexy lives), a lock of the Dark Empress' hair, a bit of Waffle's beard, TGRR's back hair, and the shaved off fur from a dozen persian black cats, and one alpaca, to give it the deceptive softness.
who cares about crossing the streams? We should TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE WALL!
I need to find some Persian cats and an alpaca . . . brb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
Maybe we need llama fur instead . . . hmmm. That video led this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkOzznp4QW0
I'm going to get this in before thread turns into crochet talk-
Roger, your bones will be keen and dangerous. Any who dance on your grave will leave their feet behind.