Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Title: I work for huge company
Post by: Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM
It's supposed to be very professional.

Yet for some reason my team members feel the need to share happenings in the restroom as if I'm missing out.

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Salty on February 01, 2013, 02:56:12 AM
Aw man, I worked for a giant corporation for two years and I have never heated the kind of disgusting talk and horrible bathroom happenings of 30 stressed out, drunken, overpaid, under educated mutants I have ever met.

I miss them so much sometimes.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:59:20 AM
This isn't the only incident or even near the worst.  There was a time when someone wrote with poo.

The email from management was awesomely vague and angry.   I should dig it up.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 01, 2013, 03:00:28 AM
I once was certain that someone was vagazzling in the bathroom at the bank cause there was clitter all over the floor.

No poop graffiti though
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Don Coyote on February 01, 2013, 03:14:56 AM
VAJAZZLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Trivial on February 01, 2013, 03:35:44 AM
Clitter is an awesome word.  I think I'l work it into a sentence at work. 

Vagazzling I think has already been brought up.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 01, 2013, 03:40:07 AM
Yeah we get fecal smearing all the time over here.


I work at a jail.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Richter on February 01, 2013, 04:10:19 AM
My corporate cohorts are pretty good about NOT doing that.  OF course, this is now jinxed, I'll tell you all if anything happens tomorrow.  With my luck we'll get some clandestine asshole leaving shit-swastikas
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Trivial on February 01, 2013, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:40:51 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.

No.  Maybe.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 01, 2013, 07:35:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:40:51 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 04:38:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2013, 04:30:18 AM
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on February 01, 2013, 02:52:39 AM

Also, someone just recently pooped in the urinal.

Unless you're in Tucson, I had nothing to do with that.

Did you pee on the seat in the Burger King ladies room? Because I didn't appreciate that last time I was in Tucson.

No.  Maybe.

:lol:
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Rev Thwack on February 01, 2013, 07:48:23 AM
Some of us are well enough behaved to not poop in a urinal... we poop in an empty soda cup which we leave floating in the toilet, sometimes after writing "S.S. Fecalstein" on the side in sharpie.


BTW: Did you know that if you take a straw, make a slit up the side of the wrapper while leaving the top & bottom 1/4" whole, then push the bottom of the wrapper up the straw about 3/4 the way, you've actually made a passable looking sail?
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Junkenstein on February 01, 2013, 08:55:51 AM
Some of us just like throwing mars bars into public pools.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Cain on February 01, 2013, 09:43:41 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 01, 2013, 03:40:07 AM
Yeah we get fecal smearing all the time over here.


I work at a jail.

Still, that doesn't excuse your co-workers.
Title: Re: I work for huge company
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 01, 2013, 02:05:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 01, 2013, 09:43:41 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 01, 2013, 03:40:07 AM
Yeah we get fecal smearing all the time over here.


I work at a jail.

Still, that doesn't excuse your co-workers.

Gastric bypass does weird things to your stomach.