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Ah, youth!
:crankey:
My secret has been revealed!
To remove LMNO, first pull access cover up, then swing down. Attach 00 chain to lifting lug with a 7/8" shackle, and engage hoist. If LMNO sticks or jams, apply heat adjacent to LMNO with an oxygen/acetaline torch until LMNO comes loose. Warning: LMNO may suddenly release, endangering nearby personnel. No personnel other than the torch operator should be within 20', and the torch operator should be standing beside, not in front of, LMNO.
After installing replacement LMNO, old LMNO should be disposed of by encasing in concrete and burying in the desert when the EPA isn't looking. People with names like Vito and Pauli are suggested for this purpose.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Your workplace is so...inspiring.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
To remove LMNO, first pull access cover up, then swing down. Attach 00 chain to lifting lug with a 7/8" shackle, and engage hoist. If LMNO sticks or jams, apply heat adjacent to LMNO with an oxygen/acetaline torch until LMNO comes loose. Warning: LMNO may suddenly release, endangering nearby personnel. No personnel other than the torch operator should be within 20', and the torch operator should be standing beside, not in front of, LMNO.
After installing replacement LMNO, old LMNO should be disposed of by encasing in concrete and burying in the desert when the EPA isn't looking. People with names like Vito and Pauli are suggested for this purpose.
I
hate it whan that happens.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 11, 2013, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 03:40:29 PM
To remove LMNO, first pull access cover up, then swing down. Attach 00 chain to lifting lug with a 7/8" shackle, and engage hoist. If LMNO sticks or jams, apply heat adjacent to LMNO with an oxygen/acetaline torch until LMNO comes loose. Warning: LMNO may suddenly release, endangering nearby personnel. No personnel other than the torch operator should be within 20', and the torch operator should be standing beside, not in front of, LMNO.
After installing replacement LMNO, old LMNO should be disposed of by encasing in concrete and burying in the desert when the EPA isn't looking. People with names like Vito and Pauli are suggested for this purpose.
I hate it whan that happens.
Balls. If you HATED it, you wouldn't DO it. And you certainly wouldn't sing old Nina Simone songs the whole time, while doing the "Boston Roof-Weasel Dance".
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 03:46:33 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Your workplace is so...inspiring.
Just trying to get in the mode for LOBB.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 04:05:14 PM
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 03:46:33 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Your workplace is so...inspiring.
Just trying to get in the mode for LOBB.
Oooooh, it's going to be EXTRA good. :evil:
I feel like LMNO needs his own MSDS.
If we made one of those electronic spaghetti strainer hats and strapped it on Fred Phelps, would it make him FABULOUS?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2013, 02:22:09 PM
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Ah, youth!
PLEASE tell me you have an unmarried brother.
*swoon*
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 09:38:35 PM
If we made one of those electronic spaghetti strainer hats and strapped it on Fred Phelps, would it make him FABULOUS?
No. LMNO wears the helmet. The helmet does not wear LMNO.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2013, 02:41:21 AM
Quote from: stelz on March 11, 2013, 09:38:35 PM
If we made one of those electronic spaghetti strainer hats and strapped it on Fred Phelps, would it make him FABULOUS?
No. LMNO wears the helmet. The helmet does not wear LMNO.
True.
I'd still like to see Phelps wear one, though.
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 12, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
PLEASE tell me you have an unmarried brother.
*swoon*
Ha! Nope, he's married,
and he's a Scientologist.
LMNO
-Never expected to be the normal one.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 12, 2013, 12:28:46 PM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on March 12, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
PLEASE tell me you have an unmarried brother.
*swoon*
Ha! Nope, he's married, and he's a Scientologist.
LMNO
-Never expected to be the normal one.
Oh. LOL.
LOL.