Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 22, 2013, 11:10:07 PM

Title: Apricot Bastards
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 22, 2013, 11:10:07 PM
Don't know if I posted this here before

I once made a batch of cookies called "Apricot Bastards"
They were supposed to be Apricot Pinwheels
But the wax paper broke
And they turned into a homogeneous mess
Of walnuts,
apricot jam,
and dough
I rolled them up anyway
And shipped them away
They were so delicious, someone got shot at.
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2013, 11:17:29 PM
I don't know why, but "apricot bastards" tickles me in the same place as crickem nigfops.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: navkat on March 25, 2013, 11:58:06 PM
A caudre of discordian wimmins.

Making stuff.
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 26, 2013, 12:58:50 AM
The meter would be so much better if I could finish with "someone got shot."
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2013, 12:59:39 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 26, 2013, 12:58:50 AM
The meter would be so much better if I could finish with "someone got shot."

Stabbed works.
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 26, 2013, 01:10:31 AM
But someone legitimately got shot at, and the cookies were a key point of the altercation. Mind you, the quality of the cookies were not a relevant factor in events, but it was mentioned in the ill-fated text message.
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2013, 01:12:47 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 26, 2013, 01:10:31 AM
But someone legitimately got shot at, and the cookies were a key point of the altercation. Mind you, the quality of the cookies were not a relevant factor in events, but it was mentioned in the ill-fated text message.

Wow.  You bastards take your cookies seriously.
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 26, 2013, 01:13:37 AM
This is why I don't ship baked goods anymore.
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: navkat on March 26, 2013, 01:16:51 AM
I once got forced at gunpoint to make an entire batch of Raspberry Fuckyouniggas for the circus act opening for Mitt Romney and the Amoebas at the Irving in NY.

But I got my revennge.

That wasn't Marzipan, fuckers.
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on March 26, 2013, 01:19:34 AM
Now I want a rudely named baked goods party  :argh!:
Title: Re: Apricot Bastards
Post by: navkat on March 26, 2013, 01:20:02 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 26, 2013, 01:19:34 AM
Now I want a rudely named baked goods party  :argh!:

<3