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Title: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 05:59:21 PM

Since Holiness™ has a shelf life.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 10, 2013, 06:01:59 PM

i thought i heard mine creaking a little bit.
tune me up, at your leisure, Holy Man!

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 10, 2013, 06:02:37 PM

Do your Holiest. :lulz:

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:03:30 PM

Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 06:02:37 PM
Do your Holiest. :lulz:

Exceptionally Turgid and Horribly-Mobile Appendage of Armageddon's Desire

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:04:32 PM

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 10, 2013, 06:01:59 PM
i thought i heard mine creaking a little bit.
tune me up, at your leisure, Holy Man!

Crab-Walking Mutant of Well-Intentioned Malice Aforethought

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 10, 2013, 06:05:44 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:03:30 PM
Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 06:02:37 PM
Do your Holiest. :lulz:

Exceptionally Turgid and Horribly-Mobile Appendage of Armageddon's Desire

Oooooo, SWOTE!

Personal text, custom title or sig?

ETA: Going with the sig until I hear otherwise - such Holiness calls for STAT.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Junkenstein on April 10, 2013, 06:07:32 PM

I've got to be well overdue. If you would?

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 10, 2013, 06:09:28 PM

Mine's started to develop a yellow crust around the edges. Requesting an update.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: navkat on April 10, 2013, 06:10:21 PM

Bless me, Rev.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: LMNO on April 10, 2013, 06:12:41 PM

All right. Hit me.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:14:52 PM

Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2013, 06:07:32 PM
I've got to be well overdue. If you would?

Frottage-Crime Detective, Ron Jeremy Division

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:15:59 PM

Quote from: Cainad on April 10, 2013, 06:09:28 PM
Mine's started to develop a yellow crust around the edges. Requesting an update.

Wall-Clinging Tiger Blood Junkie

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:16:47 PM

Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 10, 2013, 06:10:21 PM
Bless me, Rev.

Shark-Licking Erectile Spasm of Tomorrow's Hot Date

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 10, 2013, 06:17:58 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:15:59 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 10, 2013, 06:09:28 PM
Mine's started to develop a yellow crust around the edges. Requesting an update.

Wall-Clinging Tiger Blood Junkie

:lulz: Perfect

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:19:01 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 10, 2013, 06:12:41 PM
All right. Hit me.

Heisenberg's Diseased Strangelet Disciple of Forbidden Knowledge and Desire.

ETA: Edited for glorious spoonerism.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: navkat on April 10, 2013, 06:25:08 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 10, 2013, 06:10:21 PM
Bless me, Rev.

Shark-Licking Erectile Spasm of Tomorrow's Hot Date

You know me so well.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:25:49 PM

Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 10, 2013, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 10, 2013, 06:10:21 PM
Bless me, Rev.

Shark-Licking Erectile Spasm of Tomorrow's Hot Date

You know me so well.

I am merely a conduit.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: navkat on April 10, 2013, 06:29:00 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:25:49 PM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 10, 2013, 06:25:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: navkat: navkat of...navkat! on April 10, 2013, 06:10:21 PM
Bless me, Rev.

Shark-Licking Erectile Spasm of Tomorrow's Hot Date

You know me so well.

I am merely a conduit.

:lol:

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Luna on April 10, 2013, 06:30:01 PM

I am not who I was back when I got my old one.

Hit me.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:31:09 PM

Quote from: Luna on April 10, 2013, 06:30:01 PM
I am not who I was back when I got my old one.

Hit me.

Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 10, 2013, 06:32:19 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:04:32 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on April 10, 2013, 06:01:59 PM
i thought i heard mine creaking a little bit.
tune me up, at your leisure, Holy Man!

Crab-Walking Mutant of Well-Intentioned Malice Aforethought

praise Bob! it's true.
i'm paving that path in side skitter fashion,
and hell hath no fury like a righteous crustacean...

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 10, 2013, 06:38:15 PM

I killed the slimy things, I need a new one.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 10, 2013, 06:39:05 PM

Application posted.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:39:20 PM

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 10, 2013, 06:38:15 PM
I killed the slimy things, I need a new one.

Vast and Intractable Horror-Cloud of Tomorrow's Awful Vengeance.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Luna on April 10, 2013, 06:40:29 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:31:09 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 10, 2013, 06:30:01 PM
I am not who I was back when I got my old one.

Hit me.

Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues.

.

Will properly affix when not on my Derphone

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:40:34 PM

Quote from: V3X on April 10, 2013, 06:39:05 PM
Application posted.

Oh, and you need a GOOD one, given where you are.

...
...
...

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2013, 06:41:46 PM

Fuck me, I was just looking at my sig this morning and thinking it was high fucking time! Marks are getting wise to this one. there's warnings floating about on facebook and whatnot.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:44:32 PM

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2013, 06:41:46 PM
Fuck me, I was just looking at my sig this morning and thinking it was high fucking time! Marks are getting wise to this one. there's warnings floating about on facebook and whatnot.

High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.

(Note: I didn't put the haggis thing in there because you're a Scotsman. The "device" is merely very perceptive today.)

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2013, 06:55:58 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 06:44:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2013, 06:41:46 PM
Fuck me, I was just looking at my sig this morning and thinking it was high fucking time! Marks are getting wise to this one. there's warnings floating about on facebook and whatnot.

High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.

(Note: I didn't put the haggis thing in there because you're a Scotsman. The "device" is merely very perceptive today.)

I shall endeavor to make myself worthy of this divine honour and some other bullshit like that...

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 10, 2013, 06:57:53 PM

Thank you kindly :)

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on April 10, 2013, 07:01:39 PM

Lube me down and Holy^tm me up, Holy^tm Man!

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2013, 07:04:51 PM

Quote from: Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on April 10, 2013, 07:01:39 PM
Lube me down and Holy^tm me up, Holy^tm Man!

Unstoppable Death Bag of Last Wednesday's Punk Scene Sell-Outs.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 10, 2013, 07:07:16 PM

This whole batch is PARTICULARLY EXTRA HOLY. :fap:

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 10, 2013, 08:00:19 PM

Quote from: stelz on April 10, 2013, 07:07:16 PM
This whole batch is PARTICULARLY EXTRA HOLY. :fap:

I shudder to think what kind of ungodly, Lovecraftian fluids had to seep forth from the depths of which unimaginable orifices in order for this to be the case!

When I say "shudder" it's this kind of shudder :fap:

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Aucoq on April 11, 2013, 06:23:46 AM

I love these Holy Names™ threads! Bless me, Father, for I want to sin.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 11, 2013, 06:40:03 AM

I'm down for a fresh and minty bit of Holy^TM in my morning cup of WTF.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 11, 2013, 04:56:07 PM

HOOK ME UP, HOLY MAN!

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on April 11, 2013, 05:45:37 PM

Out of curiosity, are Holy Names^tm based on anything?

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES? on request.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 11, 2013, 10:01:21 PM

My holiness could use a refill

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Trivial on April 12, 2013, 04:23:14 AM

I don't have one, so would be nifty.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:08:29 PM

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 11, 2013, 06:40:03 AM
I'm down for a fresh and minty bit of Holy^TM in my morning cup of WTF.

Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:09:33 PM

Quote from: Aucoq on April 11, 2013, 06:23:46 AM
I love these Holy Names™ threads! Bless me, Father, for I want to sin.

Boudoir Ape of Extreme Bed Frame Damage

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:11:50 PM

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 11, 2013, 04:56:07 PM
HOOK ME UP, HOLY MAN!

High Speed Proctoscope Pilot of Your Near and Painful Future.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:12:41 PM

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 11, 2013, 05:45:37 PM
Out of curiosity, are Holy Names^tm based on anything?

Yes. They are based on the thin veneer of grey mush that coats the inside of my skull.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES? on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:14:59 PM

Quote from: Queef Erisson on April 11, 2013, 10:01:21 PM
My holiness could use a refill

Terrible and Remorseless Sexcrime Inhibitor of Tomorrow's Morality Legislation.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:25:23 PM

Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on April 12, 2013, 04:23:14 AM
I don't have one, so would be nifty.

Abyssal Angel Love Swami From Our Doomed Future.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 12, 2013, 07:36:57 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 11, 2013, 04:56:07 PM
HOOK ME UP, HOLY MAN!

High Speed Proctoscope Pilot of Your Near and Painful Future.

:lulz: Thank you!

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 13, 2013, 12:33:30 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:08:29 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 11, 2013, 06:40:03 AM
I'm down for a fresh and minty bit of Holy^TM in my morning cup of WTF.

Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning.

This is insanely appropriate. I can feel the Holy^TM taking hold. My teeth are melting with the force of my supernova sparkly smile . .

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Aucoq on April 13, 2013, 01:14:18 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 04:09:33 PM
Quote from: Aucoq on April 11, 2013, 06:23:46 AM
I love these Holy Names™ threads! Bless me, Father, for I want to sin.

Boudoir Ape of Extreme Bed Frame Damage

I love it! Thank you! :)

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on April 13, 2013, 07:17:33 AM

Never had one.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:24:29 AM

Quote from: /b/earman on April 13, 2013, 07:17:33 AM
Never had one.

Self-Igniting Buddhist Monk of Tomorrow's Bad Day.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on April 13, 2013, 07:29:16 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:24:29 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on April 13, 2013, 07:17:33 AM
Never had one.

Self-Igniting Buddhist Monk of Tomorrow's Bad Day.

YES

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:38:17 AM

Now I need a new one, and Payne's fucking dead again.

NIGEL! HELP AN ANGRY BLACK WOMAN OUT, PLEASE!

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 13, 2013, 08:28:24 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:38:17 AM
Now I need a new one, and Payne's fucking dead again.

NIGEL! HELP AN ANGRY BLACK WOMAN OUT, PLEASE!

"Auto-Rendering Fiber Digesting Chamber of Convulsive Erotic Terror"

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2013, 03:39:58 AM

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 13, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 13, 2013, 07:38:17 AM
Now I need a new one, and Payne's fucking dead again.

NIGEL! HELP AN ANGRY BLACK WOMAN OUT, PLEASE!

"Auto-Rendering Fiber Digesting Chamber of Convulsive Erotic Terror"

HOT DAMN!

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Richter on April 14, 2013, 05:14:28 AM

I need HOly ^tm

HELP

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2013, 05:20:15 AM

Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2013, 05:14:28 AM
I need HOly ^tm

HELP

Occasionally Bearded Rat-Catcher of Eponymous Lust.

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: Richter on April 14, 2013, 04:36:12 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2013, 05:20:15 AM
Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2013, 05:14:28 AM
I need HOly ^tm

HELP

Occasionally Bearded Rat-Catcher of Eponymous Lust.

:horrormirth:

Title: Re: Okay, it's been 6 months. HOLY NAMES™ on request.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 15, 2013, 01:08:45 AM

Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2013, 04:36:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2013, 05:20:15 AM
Quote from: Richter on April 14, 2013, 05:14:28 AM
I need HOly ^tm

HELP

Occasionally Bearded Rat-Catcher of Eponymous Lust.

:horrormirth:

We do not choose the Holy™. The Holy™ chooses US.

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