You.
My first thought upon seeing the title was "I'D BETTER BE ON THERE." :lulz:
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 29, 2013, 08:10:25 PM
My first thought upon seeing the title was "I'D BETTER BE ON THERE." :lulz:
My mansion has many rooms. All are welcome.
But I didn't do anything.
Ever.
I just sat here, sucking in oxygen and pumping out ennui.
Name one thing I've done to deserve this.
Quote from: Alty on April 29, 2013, 08:12:18 PM
But I didn't do anything.
Ever.
I just sat here, sucking in oxygen and pumping out ennui.
Name one thing I've done to deserve this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
I have never even heard of TGRR, and he hates me. I find this comforting.
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I hate Roger, too. He is probably some sort of commie.
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I don't have enemies.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:40:32 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 29, 2013, 08:35:31 PM
I don't have enemies.
:wave:
I'm just too lazy to put the appropriate time and effort in to maintaining that kind of relationship. And besides, I sold all my voodoo dolls and such at the flea market three years ago.
I can assure you that this particular viking princess is trembling in his pance. On behalf of Belgium as a whole.
And remember, TGRR is the NICE one.
I saw Doktor Howl here recently.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hTfo_KqQe-o/ULV_xlwgnpI/AAAAAAAAAPo/WnhjZOt6G4g/s1600/scared+kristen.gif)
Quote from: stelz on April 29, 2013, 11:21:32 PM
And remember, TGRR is the NICE one.
I saw Doktor Howl here recently.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hTfo_KqQe-o/ULV_xlwgnpI/AAAAAAAAAPo/WnhjZOt6G4g/s1600/scared+kristen.gif)
Yeah, let me catch up with that bastard.
That would be an epic battle.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:24:56 PM
I have never even heard of TGRR, and he hates me. I find this comforting.
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It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is
personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM
It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.
It's one of life's few constants.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM
It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.
It's one of life's few constants.
It's like JESUS, only with hate.
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM
It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.
It's one of life's few constants.
It's like JESUS, only with hate.
TGRR: like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM
It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.
It's one of life's few constants.
It's like JESUS, only with hate.
TGRR: like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
"But even the hairs on your head are all numbered, and he hateth them all."
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:43:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM
It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.
It's one of life's few constants.
It's like JESUS, only with hate.
TGRR: like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
"But even the hairs on your head are all numbered, and he hateth them all."
"He made each sparrow fall."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 03:10:31 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:43:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:38:39 AM
Quote from: stelz on April 30, 2013, 02:35:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 02:21:35 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 02:12:35 AM
It really is reassuring to know that each and every one of us is personally hated by TGRR, whether we know it or not.
It's one of life's few constants.
It's like JESUS, only with hate.
TGRR: like Jesus, only hateful and bitter.
"But even the hairs on your head are all numbered, and he hateth them all."
"He made each sparrow fall."
:lol:
"For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the hate of TGRR."
TGRR really cares. In the sense that he would like to see us each individually launched into the sun.
That's dedication.
I just got all kinds of Holy™, and nobody made it past the 3rd spew.
This is why I hate you all. The REAL Holiness™ doesn't kick in til about the 5th spew, and I'VE NEVER MADE IT THAT FAR. I am just a simple country preacher, and I cannot preach the bark off a Goddamn tree unless I get some hallelujahs. It's not important for most writing, but preaching the word DOES require it.
So wallow in your damnation, humans.
Deep into that Darkness peering,
Long I stood there,
Hating, hating, hating
-Edgar Allen TGRR
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less Hated,
Because FUCK YOU.
-TGRR Frost
"And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless Hate whose soul is TGRR."
-TGRR Lovecraft
Quote from: Cainad on April 30, 2013, 08:24:25 PM
Deep into that Darkness peering,
Long I stood there,
Hating, hating, hating
-Edgar Allen TGRR
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less Hated,
Because FUCK YOU.
-TGRR Frost
"And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless Hate whose soul is TGRR."
-TGRR Lovecraft
I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and I approve of this shameless appropriation.
Twas brillig, and the slithey toves did SHUT UP.
Dear Sinner,
Have you found the Hate of TGRR?
No?
LUCKY BASTARD. Keep running.
It's actually quite a bit more challenging than I thought it would be to find things that can be modified in a way that adequately conveys the Hate. My knowledge of poetry is pretty sparse.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 08:26:26 PM
Twas brillig, and the slithey toves did SHUT UP.
It's Tommy this and Tommy that, and Tommy go away,
But it's thank you, Mr Atkins when the band begins to SHUT UP.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 08:26:26 PM
Dear Sinner,
Have you found the Hate of TGRR?
No?
LUCKY BASTARD. Keep running.
I hardly ever get Mormons coming to the door anymore. :sad:
I saw a man upon the stair
A little man who was not there
He was not there again today
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?
We've got trouble! Right here in River City! It starts with "T" and ends with "GRR" and OHSWEETJESUSWHATISHAPPENINGTOMYFACE
My gaming group is apparently going to make 2 TGRR sound boards ("in game" and "general").
The links will be made available here.
:lulz: Glorious!
Last night, while I lay thinking here,
a TGRR crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang his hated song:
SHUT UP.
In Tucson did TGRR
A horrid crapsack-dome decree:
Where Hate, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of barren ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And here were gardens bright with poisonous things
Where withered many an incense-bearing hippie;
And here were deserts ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sub-blasted spots of doom.
But oh! that deeply hated chasm which slanted
Down the browned hill athwart a beaten tin cover!
A savage place! as holy and cursed
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her TGRR!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were crapping,
A mighty farting momently was forced;
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or sticky grain beneath the thresher's flail:
And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the oozy river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the stench-filled river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean.
:aaa:
Quote from: Cainad on April 30, 2013, 08:32:58 PM
:lulz: Glorious!
The button "Fumble" gives you "OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
The button "Critical" gives you "NAT 20! HOODY HOO!"
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 30, 2013, 08:43:08 PM
In Tucson did TGRR
A horrid crapsack-dome decree:
Where Hate, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of barren ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And here were gardens bright with poisonous things
Where withered many an incense-bearing hippie;
And here were deserts ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sub-blasted spots of doom.
But oh! that deeply hated chasm which slanted
Down the browned hill athwart a beaten tin cover!
A savage place! as holy and cursed
As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her TGRR!
And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were crapping,
A mighty farting momently was forced;
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail,
Or sticky grain beneath the thresher's flail:
And 'mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the oozy river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the stench-filled river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in tumult to a lifeless ocean.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 30, 2013, 08:35:19 PM
Last night, while I lay thinking here,
a TGRR crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang his hated song:
SHUT UP.
I'd argue that:
Last night, while I lay thinking here,
a TGRR crawled inside my ear
and pranced hairy and naked all night long
and sang his hated song:
SHUT UP.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 30, 2013, 09:10:06 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 30, 2013, 08:35:19 PM
Last night, while I lay thinking here,
a TGRR crawled inside my ear
and pranced and partied all night long
and sang his hated song:
SHUT UP.
I'd argue that:
Last night, while I lay thinking here,
a TGRR crawled inside my ear
and pranced hairy and naked all night long
and sang his hated song:
SHUT UP.
definitely.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:07:03 PM
You.
This thread is fucking amazing. I expected a long list, but when I read this it made me do a double-take and then laugh my ass off. Great job, TGRR. :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 07:37:28 AM
TGRR really cares. In the sense that he would like to see us each individually launched into the sun.
That's dedication.
:lulz:
Quote from: Aucoq on May 06, 2013, 07:36:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2013, 08:07:03 PM
You.
This thread is fucking amazing. I expected a long list, but when I read this it made me do a double-take and then laugh my ass off. Great job, TGRR. :lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on April 30, 2013, 07:37:28 AM
TGRR really cares. In the sense that he would like to see us each individually launched into the sun.
That's dedication.
:lulz:
It is merely one of the duties of a Holy Man™.