...Which ought to be copyrighted.
DISCUSS, FUCKERS.
*posts bizarre cut and paste job from Infowars on how water flouridation is a Communist plot to steal straight, white, male, American foreskins to sell on the black market*
Anarchist Trans% !
Quote from: Cain on May 17, 2013, 07:11:13 PM
*posts bizarre cut and paste job from Infowars on how water flouridation is a Communist plot to steal straight, white, male, American foreskins to sell on the black market*
Waiting for someone to come in and explain - seriously - how this all relates to them, and their experiences with respect to the subject.
Quote from: Pergamos on May 17, 2013, 07:11:43 PM
Anarchist Trans% !
I was gonna put that in, but I ran out of characters.
I think that people ought to fend for themselves. We don't need government telling us what to do, and if babies aren't smart enough to avoid circumcision they don't deserve health insurance. Intellectual property is survival of the fittest, each man for himself! If you don't want people to use it don't put the info out there. The government works hard enough at suppressing freedom of expression and blackballs certain news stories so the truth can't be told, but certain chemicals can expand your consciousness sufficiently to break your dependence on conventional media outlets and help you to self-actualize your exponential realities.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 07:16:51 PM
I think that people ought to fend for themselves. We don't need government telling us what to do, and if babies aren't smart enough to avoid circumcision they don't deserve health insurance. Intellectual property is survival of the fittest, each man for himself! If you don't want people to use it don't put the info out there. The government works hard enough at suppressing freedom of expression and blackballs certain news stories so the truth can't be told, but certain chemicals can expand your consciousness sufficiently to break your dependence on conventional media outlets and help you to self-actualize your exponential realities.
People can't help it, on account of fluoride fucking up their chakras.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 07:17:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 07:16:51 PM
I think that people ought to fend for themselves. We don't need government telling us what to do, and if babies aren't smart enough to avoid circumcision they don't deserve health insurance. Intellectual property is survival of the fittest, each man for himself! If you don't want people to use it don't put the info out there. The government works hard enough at suppressing freedom of expression and blackballs certain news stories so the truth can't be told, but certain chemicals can expand your consciousness sufficiently to break your dependence on conventional media outlets and help you to self-actualize your exponential realities.
People can't help it, on account of fluoride fucking up their chakras.
If weren't for all the chemicals backing up our chi, our species might evolve beyond masturbation.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 07:24:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 07:17:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 07:16:51 PM
I think that people ought to fend for themselves. We don't need government telling us what to do, and if babies aren't smart enough to avoid circumcision they don't deserve health insurance. Intellectual property is survival of the fittest, each man for himself! If you don't want people to use it don't put the info out there. The government works hard enough at suppressing freedom of expression and blackballs certain news stories so the truth can't be told, but certain chemicals can expand your consciousness sufficiently to break your dependence on conventional media outlets and help you to self-actualize your exponential realities.
People can't help it, on account of fluoride fucking up their chakras.
If weren't for all the chemicals backing up our chi, our species might evolve beyond masturbation.
But masturbation charges teh sigilz!
You can't achieve Crystalline Consciousness of the 8th Circuit without charged sigilz. You just CAN'T. Don't waste my time asking me why; do your own research.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 07:24:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 17, 2013, 07:17:48 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 17, 2013, 07:16:51 PM
I think that people ought to fend for themselves. We don't need government telling us what to do, and if babies aren't smart enough to avoid circumcision they don't deserve health insurance. Intellectual property is survival of the fittest, each man for himself! If you don't want people to use it don't put the info out there. The government works hard enough at suppressing freedom of expression and blackballs certain news stories so the truth can't be told, but certain chemicals can expand your consciousness sufficiently to break your dependence on conventional media outlets and help you to self-actualize your exponential realities.
People can't help it, on account of fluoride fucking up their chakras.
If weren't for all the chemicals backing up our chi, our species might evolve beyond masturbation.
Nigel beat me to it!
I think its very important at this point for everyone to know the condition of my penis. Flaccid. Work just doesnt excite of the way it used to.
The best sigil charging is done by masturbating using someone else's foreskin. It's better if it is still attached, but a pot of infant foreskins works in a pinch. Just make sure they are fresh, spoiled foreskins will spoil your hex.
...Foreskins make great egg roll wrappers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/10/oprah-skin-cream-foreskin-protest_n_3053871.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/10/oprah-skin-cream-foreskin-protest_n_3053871.html)
Quote from: Pergamos on May 18, 2013, 12:31:13 AM
The best sigil charging is done by masturbating using someone else's foreskin. It's better if it is still attached, but a pot of infant foreskins works in a pinch. Just make sure they are fresh, spoiled foreskins will spoil your hex.
This is probably the best thing I've read all day.
Quote from: El Twid on May 18, 2013, 07:44:16 AM
Quote from: Pergamos on May 18, 2013, 12:31:13 AM
The best sigil charging is done by masturbating using someone else's foreskin. It's better if it is still attached, but a pot of infant foreskins works in a pinch. Just make sure they are fresh, spoiled foreskins will spoil your hex.
This is probably the best thing I've read all day.
That's
terrible.
I don't know how you can talk about all of this when you know (you know), I can't get it up unless my foreskins are free-range, organic and vegan.
Goddess, this thread is fascinating.
:lulz: :lulz: :evil:
Quote from: Mome Papess Trivial on May 18, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/10/oprah-skin-cream-foreskin-protest_n_3053871.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/04/10/oprah-skin-cream-foreskin-protest_n_3053871.html)
The name of the organization that protested Oprah's prepuce paste?
It's abbreviated to CAN-FAP...
:thumb:
If only we dismantled the government, society would break down into smaller, self-regulated communities where people would support each other. There'd be no cancer, as by then, we'd all be plugging marijuana and when we got hungry, the cattle would naturally wander into the settlements and cook us vegan meals.
Without government, there would be no aggression, so we could go back to living in perfect harmony with nature. Everyone knows the only reason wild animals attacked people in the past was that they were releasing negative energy. That's why there are so few human remains before the beginning of civilization: we lived basically forever back then. Sometimes they would leave the Earth by projecting themselves onto the Astral plane and hitching a ride on a passing comet, using the momentum to slingshot their physical bodies off the Earth and carrying them into space to explore other planets. We lost that knowledge because men invented aggression by cutting into the ground to plant food.
I want to abolish government, but I also want to keep the road system that brings food to my city. I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:35:59 PM
I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.
I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on May 21, 2013, 06:34:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:35:59 PM
I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.
I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.
The invisible hand is giving a very poor handjob. I am still unexcited about work.
Quote from: El Twid on May 21, 2013, 07:49:17 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on May 21, 2013, 06:34:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 05:35:59 PM
I suggest we hand the whole thing over to corporations, who automatically make the best decisions in all cases, on account of the invisible hand and stuff.
I think the invisible hand has been fingering my rectum in my sleep.
The invisible hand is giving a very poor handjob. I am still unexcited about work.
I'm just unexcited about what I get paid, because I can barely make ends meet on it.
My job itself is pretty pleasant. Free coffee, occasional chances to score free food too, air conditioning, indoor plumbing.