Hello, my name is Gogira Pennyworth, and I'm addicted to drug threads.
Not me. I can stop any time I want to.
I think drug threads are bad and the admins should enact a policy to save us all from their harmful influence.
I don't really know when it started. I mean, I'd look at drug threads, sure, but I always thought "that'll never be me, I'm too smart for that." I mean, I understand why some people have problems with it - history of drug use, policy wonks, fuck you my mom died from smoking cracks - but I didn't have any of those problems, I was clean. Sometimes, I'd just go in there and laugh at them for wasting so much time on drug threads. You know, kinda meta-commentary. That's how it starts. Then, well, then I saw this thing, I don't know how to describe it, but it was like I could see their words, not the actual words on the screen but the trajectory of them, and I could see how both sides were missing one another with their volleys, and I thought "hey, I don't care who wins or anything, maybe I could just try to redirect their cannons a little bit so they start hitting each other, that'll be entertaining." And I posted. Not like, substantive posts, not at first anyway. I never talked about actual drug use, I never went that far, but you don't have to. It's insidious like that. Once I realized what I was doing I tried to get out of it but every time I saw a drug thread with unread posts I just couldn't help myself: I HAD to go see what was happening there. Sometimes it looked like maybe it was going to stop being a drug thread, but I guess that's what everyone tells themselves. Everyone who hasn't given up, at least. In the end, I found myself banging out paragraphs of text and hitting f5 like a fucking monkey, hoping that someone would see what I wrote and how very clever I am. That's when I knew I needed help.
I've successfully quit drug threads, and if you follow my 8-week program you can too!
Ever since I quit drug threads I found I don't want to hang out with the same kind of people. Some of the things I used to think of as fun just aren't any more. People who do drug threads just don't know how badly they're fucking up their lives.
Think of all the things you could be doing with your time:
-Skydiving
-Making love
-Avoiding intellectual cowardice
There's a whole WORLD out there beyond the quick high of a snide pot shot.
Drug threads are bad for your health. That's what I always heard. But I was curious so I read one. The effects were immediate. Shortness of breath. High blood pressure. Inability to SHUT UP. I thought I could handle it. But I was wrong. Read the threads leads to commenting. Commenting leads to arguing. And it goes down hill from there. I was sucked in and spit out in short order. Now I'm just a shell of my former self.
I urge you, for your health and well-being, just say NO FUCKING WAY! to drug threads.
I think, for me, drug threads were a way to avoid shit I didn't want to get into. Like, I'd start thinking about how part of the way we socialize children by gender is the idea of how much you can fuck up before you're "on a bad path" forever and doomed - traditionally we tell girls they have almost no leeway for fuckups and boys have a lot more expectations to be idiots early on and learn from those mistakes, leading to women who are paralyzed by decisions and men who are better at taking risks but don't appreciate the consequences of failure - but it's just SO HARD to get that all out in a way that makes sense and maybe it'll turn into another feminist thread and we all know how well the last one of those went and I don't want to cause any trouble so why don't I just go read the drug thread again, you know, to calm me down a little. It's like contributing. That's what I told myself. Now, now I don't know if I can ever explain how the last few generations of less-gendered childrearing have possibly led to men with the same kinds of problems managing risks as women used to be raised into, and maybe that's partially to blame for all this "manchild" bitching people are doing, because instead of teaching all of our kids it's okay to fuck up now and again as long as you learn from it everyone's stuck on this super crazy narrow path and if you sneeze wrong it's on the no fly list for you and
I'm sorry, I got off topic.
It's so hard to keep my thoughts organized when I keep interrupting them with drug threads.
:crackhead:
Im sure drug threads arent for everyone, but they help me relax after a long day at work.
*f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5*
Am I an Drug Threads Addict?
Only you can answer this question.
This may not be an easy thing to do. All through our viewing, we told ourselves, "I can handle it." Even if this was true in the beginning, it is not so now. The drug threads handled us. We lived to view and viewed to live. Very simply, an addict is a person whose life is controlled by drug threads.
Perhaps you admit you have a problem with drug threads, but you don't consider yourself an addict. All of us have preconceived ideas about what an addict is. There is nothing shameful about being an addict once you begin to take positive action. If you can identify with our problems, you may be able to identify with our solution. The following questions were written by two guys in a basement. If you have doubts about whether or not you're an addict, take a few moments to read the questions below and answer them as honestly as you can.
1. Do you ever view drug threads alone? [Yes] [ No]
2. Have you ever substituted one drug thread for another, thinking that one particular drug thread was the problem? [Yes] [ No]
3. Have you ever manipulated or lied to a boss, colleage or family member in order to view drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
4. Have you ever stolen drug threads or stolen to obtain drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
5. Do you regularly view a drug thread when you wake up or when you go to bed? [Yes] [ No]
6. Have you ever viewed one drug thread to overcome the effects of another? [Yes] [ No]
7. Do you avoid people or places that do not approve of your participation in drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
8. Have you ever clicked on a drug thread without knowing what it was or what it would do to you? [Yes] [ No]
9. Has your job or school performance ever suffered from the effects of your drug thread use? [Yes] [ No]
10. Have you ever been arrested as a result of drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
11. Have you ever lied about what or how much you view or post? [Yes] [ No]
12. Do you put the viewing of drug threads ahead of your financial responsibilities? [Yes] [ No]
13. Have you ever tried to stop or control your viewing or posting? [Yes] [ No]
14. Have you ever been in a jail, hospital or drug rehabilitation centre because of drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
15. Do drug threads interfere with your sleeping or eating? [Yes] [ No]
16. Does the thought of running out of drug threads terrify you? [Yes] [ No]
17. Do you feel it is impossible for you to live without drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
18. Do you ever question your own sanity? [Yes] [ No]
19. Is your drug thread use making life at home unhappy? [Yes] [ No]
20. Have you ever thought you couldn't fit in or have a good time without drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
21. Have you ever felt defensive, guilty or ashamed about your drug thread use? [Yes] [ No]
22. Do you think a lot about drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
23. Have you had irrational or indefinable fears? [Yes] [ No]
24. Have drug threads affected your sexual relationship? [Yes] [ No]
25. Have you ever read drug thread posts you didn't prefer? [Yes] [ No]
26. Have you ever viewed drug threads because of emotional pain or stress? [Yes] [ No]
27. Have you ever overdosed on any drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
28. Do you continue to post in drug threads despite negative consequences? [Yes] [ No]
29. Do you think that you have a drug thread problem? [Yes] [ No]
"Am I an addict?" This is a question only you can answer. We found that we all answered different numbers of these questions "yes." The actual number of "yes" responses wasn't as important as how we felt inside and how addiction had affected our lives.
Some of these questions don't even mention drug threads. This is because addiction is an insidious disease that affects all areas of our lives – even those areas which seem at first to have little to do with drug threads. The different drug threads we used were not as important as why we used them and what they did to us.
When we first read these questions, it was frightening for us to think we might be drug thread addicts. Some of us tried to dismiss these thoughts by saying:
"Oh, those questions don't make sense,"
Or:
"I'm different. I know I visit drug threads, but I'm not an addict. I have real emotional/
family/job problems."
Or:
"I'm just having a tough time getting it together right now".
Or:
"I'll be able to stop when I find the right person/get the right job, etc."
If you are a drug thread addict you must first admit that you have a problem with drug threads before any progress can be made toward recovery. These questions, when honestly approached, may help to show you how drug threads have made your life unmanageable. Addiction is a disease which, without recovery, ends in jails, institutions and death. Many of us came here because drug threads had stopped doing what we needed them to do. Addiction takes our pride, self‑esteem, family, loved ones, and even our desire to live. If you have not reached this point in your addiction, you don't have to. We have found that our own private hell was within us.
"We were searching for an answer when we reached out. We came to our first meeting in defeat and didn't know what to expect. After sitting in a meeting, or several meetings, we began to feel that people cared and were willing to help. Although our minds told us we would never make it, the people in the Fellowship gave us hope by insisting that we could recover. Surrounded by fellow addicts, we realised that we were not alone anymore. Recovery is what happens in our meetings. Our lives are at stake. We found that by putting recovery first, the programme works. We faced three disturbing realisations:
1. We are powerless over drug threads and our lives are unmanageable;
2. Although we are not responsible for our disease, we are responsible for our recovery;
3. We can no longer blame people, places and things for our addiction. We must face our problems and our feelings.
The ultimate weapon for recovery is the recovering addict."
:lulz:
This thread is the best drug thread thread yet!
Quote14. Have you ever been in a jail, hospital or drug rehabilitation centre because of drug threads? [Yes] [ No]
:lulz:
...I've only been on a few drug threads on other sites...I can QUIT ANYTIME I WANT!
:eek:
They take you by surprise.
I'd posted in a couple of drug threads in my youth, back when being high made internet access tolerable and you needed something to do while waiting for the modem to connect. I'd line up all my perfect arguments so that no-one could help but sit and be amazed by the wisdom they have encountered by chance.
You start slow. You win one drug thread, so you have to try another to gloat. Before you know it you're homeless and sucking dick for access to wi-fi just to try and get that last word.
I've largely recovered from the ravages of drug threads. I now only use them socially or on weekends. Take my advice though kids, it's better not to start.
Pussies. I can quit anytime I want. I've only ever been addicted to cigarettes.
Not only can I quit any time I want, I quit multiple times a day.
Just like cigarettes.
Just glad to see no-one is taking steps towards the harder threads like Circumcision.
I always told myself that my use of drug threads was at an acceptable, moderate level, but I was wrong. I was just a moderate drug thread user. I mostly did drug threads at parties. Some guy would find a laptop. He would laugh out loud and shout "HAHA, YOU MUST LOOK AT THIS, THIS GUY STILL BELIEVES IN THE GATEWAY DRUG THEORY" and invite the others to look at drug threads with him. Then we would look at drug threads until the morning, giggling excitedly.
It's exhilarating.
It's addictive.
And then you come down.
You feel empty inside, as if you've had part of your soul sucked out of you. Directionless. Bored. Anxious. You feel crippled socially. You search desperately to find something to fill the void inside you. I drank heavily, smoked marijiuana, smoked cigarettes, ran naked around in the forest, I even performed elaborate sacrifices to Satan himself, just because I wanted to FEEL SOMETHING. And I didn't. I eventually returned to the drug threads, because that was the only thing that helped. Of course that only made it worse in the long run, making me turn to the stronger stuff. Being a dickish atheist on social media. Donuts. Meth.
Luckily, I managed to stop before it ruined my life completely. I got help. You too can get help! But drug thread addiction receives very little attention both in the media and in academic circles, so there are still few options for treatment. I'm currently working for a lobbying group working to increase funding for the sadly underfunded Drug Thread Enforcement Agency, and hopefully that can change.
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 20, 2013, 04:48:09 PM
Not only can I quit any time I want, I quit multiple times a day.
Just like cigarettes.
Just glad to see no-one is taking steps towards the harder threads like Circumcision.
There's no need to talk like that here
Just because we do drug threads doesn't mean we do that trash. We have some kind of class, here!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:03:03 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 20, 2013, 04:48:09 PM
Not only can I quit any time I want, I quit multiple times a day.
Just like cigarettes.
Just glad to see no-one is taking steps towards the harder threads like Circumcision.
There's no need to talk like that here
Just because we do drug threads doesn't mean we do that trash. We have some kind of class, here!
Nigel, it's important that we support people who are sharing. This is a Safe Space for people who are trying to recover from their addiction to drug threads. Would you like to share next?
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2013, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:03:03 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 20, 2013, 04:48:09 PM
Not only can I quit any time I want, I quit multiple times a day.
Just like cigarettes.
Just glad to see no-one is taking steps towards the harder threads like Circumcision.
There's no need to talk like that here
Just because we do drug threads doesn't mean we do that trash. We have some kind of class, here!
Nigel, it's important that we support people who are sharing. This is a Safe Space for people who are trying to recover from their addiction to drug threads. Would you like to share next?
I'll go, if nobody else wants to.
Hi, everyone, I'm Roger, and I'm a drug thread addict.
*waits for people to say hello"
HI, ROGER.
Hi Roger!
HI ROGER
*applauds and rattles keychain with "desire chip"*
Hey Roger.
Hi Roger!
I don't have a problem
I'm just here because I'm on diversion.
I don't even belong in the group!
Stupid court-ordered counseling...
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 20, 2013, 05:17:52 PM
I don't have a problem
I'm just here because I'm on diversion.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 20, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
I don't even belong in the group!
Stupid court-ordered counseling...
Now, I know it can be very difficult when we come here because we've been forced to by court order, but I think you can both get a lot out of the experience if you let yourselves. Some of our other members first came here because of a court order, and now they're drug thread free for over two years. It's natural to be angry with the system that sent you here, but you have to realize it was done for your own good. Addiction to drug threads is a serious problem, and it won't get better until you admit that.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 20, 2013, 05:10:59 PM
HI, ROGER.
Thanks.
I was a "social user", you know? I'd only look at drug threads, or talk about drugs at parties. That's how it started out, anyway. Then, one weekend, I was pretty fucked up in a civil rights thread, and someone linked me to a drug thread...and not just
any drug thread. It was the hard stuff...A
legalization thread.
I was in heaven. You couldn't tell me SHIT. I stayed up all Goddamn night, main-lining that sweet, sweet goodness. This was no gradual decline...I went straight to the bottom.
That Monday morning, I woke up with my face on the keyboard,
still logged into the thread. I had a case of QWERTY-itis, you know, from my face being on the keyboard, which itself was full of my drool. I'd shat myself repeatedly, apparently unwilling to even get up to go to the bathroom.
I felt dirty. Ashamed. I took a long shower, and went to work, swearing to never do that again. But when I got home that night, I wanted to check on just
one response...
...I called in sick the next day. I didn't even shower when I got up, I just threw on some boxers and a wife-beater, and plunked right back down. Long story short, I lost my job. My wife left me for the cable guy. My kids stole everything they could get their hands on, and ran off to North Vegas, yelling something about a "nicer neighborhood"...And STILL I couldn't stop.
Next thing I knew, I was shuffling from under the 4th street bridge towards the library, where internet use is free. Somewhere along the way, I passed out from hunger. I woke up in the hospital, diagnosed with malnutrition, dehydration, carpal tunnel syndrome, and one hell of a prolapse (brought on by excessive butthurt).
It's been a long uphill battle since then, but I can only take it day by day.
Thank you for that share, Roger. I know that many of us were taken by surprise at how quickly drug threads took control of our lives. We're all glad you decided to join us today.
Pffff. You people/
The one thing I know for sure: Drug Thread Free Life is BETTER.
I can see things more clearly. I can use the full capacity of my mind.
Ever since I quite drug threads I've felt this calm wash over me, letting me know that my life is better than the slovenly, shit-smeared...
I used to work security near the pier in Seattle, and part of my job was to oust drug thread junkies and such from the doorways where they would try to sleep.
Don't these people have any PRIDE? Don't YOU people?
I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?
What am I even doing here?
Quote from: stelz on May 20, 2013, 05:33:26 PM
I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?
Stelz, could you do a quick share before you leave? I don't think you shared last week.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2013, 05:36:19 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 20, 2013, 05:33:26 PM
I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?
Stelz, could you do a quick share before you leave? I don't think you shared last week.
Hi, I'm Stelz and I'm a drug thread addict. I relapsed 9,425,893 times but this time I'm working my steps and not white knuckling it. I found a sponsor and I'm on step two, working on a relationship with my higher power, who I thank every day that I'm not out there with the addicts who still suffer. Jails, institutions and death FTW. Blossom where you're planted. Keep it simple, stupid. I'm a friend of Bill W. Sign my paper kthxbai."
Quote from: stelz on May 20, 2013, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 20, 2013, 05:36:19 PM
Quote from: stelz on May 20, 2013, 05:33:26 PM
I have an appointment, I have to leave early. Could one of you guys sign my paper?
Stelz, could you do a quick share before you leave? I don't think you shared last week.
Hi, I'm Stelz and I'm a drug thread addict. I relapsed 9,425,893 times but this time I'm working my steps and not white knuckling it. I found a sponsor and I'm on step two, working on a relationship with my higher power, who I thank every day that I'm not out there with the addicts who still suffer. Jails, institutions and death FTW. Blossom where you're planted. Keep it simple, stupid. I'm a friend of Bill W. Sign my paper kthxbai."
Thank you, stelz. We'll see you next week.
KEEP COMING BACK, IT WORKS!
Hi, my name is CPD and I'm a drug thread addict.
Now, I never really POSTED much. Only once or twice, I swear. But I'd sit there f5-ing like I was slapping a joy buzzer on my naughty bits just to see the next post, the next crippling bit of logic. My heart would soar every time someone brought the TRUTHTM and the SCIENCETM. I would thrust my fists to the sky and shout "THIS MAN HAS BEEN TAUGHT!" and I'd wait, f5ing like mad, for the offending party to reply. I expected humility, humbleness. I expected to see the light bulb turn on over this poster's avatar. SOME sign that he'd realized his head was so far up his ass that he wasn't smelling offensive arguments, no he was sniffing his own farts and eating his own shit.
But it never happened. Some reply would come back that either completely side-stepped the logic or it would be a third-grader reply "Well I KNO U R WRONG CUZ IM RITE!" And . . .
Eventually I just lost it. I threw my laptop at a bus of nuns screaming at them. Demanding to know why God allowed such things. I burned down the electronics section of Best Buy because those fuckers didn't have any answers either. My rampage spread across three states before I was taken down. They shot me with tranqs, from a helicopter. By then I was foaming out the mouth and incoherent.
Then I woke up here. Could someone scratch my nose? This straight jacket is sorta tight.
I think you only realise how bad drug threads are once you give them up for a while too.
I spent years addicted to drug threads, and life was scary at first without them. I had my lapses, sure. Just checking the latest post because weed was in the news, see if anything new is going on.
Sometimes it is, but that's scary. It just much more fun to bliss out with the last bits of information I bothered to learn. It was science, so science is never wrong or changes or does more research right? Why would they?
Then I step away from the drug threads, read something else and feel my brain start to work again.
Drug threads - Only suitable for adults for limited times and while under the influence of drugs.
One thing is certain, drug threads damage your brain.
We are all the living proof of this.
Quote from: Alty on May 20, 2013, 07:54:38 PM
One thing is certain, drug threads damage your brain.
We are all the living proof of this.
Imagine if Hunter S Thompson had indulged in drug threads instead of just drugs?
The mind reels in horror.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drug thread began to take hold.
[ Duke ]I remember saying something like:
I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should type.
- Hmm ? - Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...
and the sky was full ofwhat looked like huge MPPs...
[Butthurt Screeching ]- all swooping and screeching and diving around the thread.
- And a voice was screaming:- Holy Jesus, 200 pages?
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 20, 2013, 03:54:39 PM
I'd posted in a couple of drug threads in my youth, back when being high made internet access tolerable and you needed something to do while waiting for the modem to connect. I'd line up all my perfect arguments so that no-one could help but sit and be amazed by the wisdom they have encountered by chance.
You start slow. You win one drug thread, so you have to try another to gloat. Before you know it you're homeless and sucking dick for access to wi-fi just to try and get that last word.
Oh wow...I may have a problem...
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 07:19:26 PM
Hi, my name is CPD and I'm a drug thread addict.
Now, I never really POSTED much. Only once or twice, I swear. But I'd sit there f5-ing like I was slapping a joy buzzer on my naughty bits just to see the next post, the next crippling bit of logic. My heart would soar every time someone brought the TRUTHTM and the SCIENCETM. I would thrust my fists to the sky and shout "THIS MAN HAS BEEN TAUGHT!" and I'd wait, f5ing like mad, for the offending party to reply. I expected humility, humbleness. I expected to see the light bulb turn on over this poster's avatar. SOME sign that he'd realized his head was so far up his ass that he wasn't smelling offensive arguments, no he was sniffing his own farts and eating his own shit.
But it never happened. Some reply would come back that either completely side-stepped the logic or it would be a third-grader reply "Well I KNO U R WRONG CUZ IM RITE!"
It's just like arguing with young-earth creationists... :deadhorse:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 07:58:44 PM
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drug thread began to take hold.
[ Duke ]I remember saying something like:
I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should type.
- Hmm ? - Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...
and the sky was full ofwhat looked like huge MPPs...
[Butthurt Screeching ]- all swooping and screeching and diving around the thread.
- And a voice was screaming:- Holy Jesus, 200 pages?
... :eek:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 08:04:11 PM
... :eek:
RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK
relax???
How can I relax???
I NEED MY DRUG THREAD!!!
GOTTA POST!
One more post will convince him! JUST...ONE...MORE!!
:aaa:
I'm an addict!
Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 08:47:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: hylierandom on May 20, 2013, 08:04:11 PM
... :eek:
RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK
relax???
How can I relax???
I NEED MY DRUG THREAD!!!
GOTTA POST!
One more post will convince him! JUST...ONE...MORE!!
:aaa:
I'm an addict!
I gave up actually debating with him about 3 years ago now. :lulz:
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
I have given both up.
Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.
So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
I have given both up.
Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.
So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.
I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
I have given both up.
Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.
So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.
I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.
That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
I have given both up.
Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.
So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.
I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.
That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".
Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:53:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:49:14 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2013, 09:46:38 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on May 20, 2013, 09:45:38 PM
but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
I have given both up.
Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.
So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.
I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.
That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".
Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.
You weren't paying attention, then.
Ask Freeky about her automated boyfriend. Dok ain't right. Not right at all.
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but rogers, you can never overcome your drug threads problem truly until you deal with your other addictions, addiction is a state of mind, and the substance of use simply is replaced... what about your cactii and noob huffing binges? what about THAT rogers? *sniff sniff*
I have given both up.
Cactus on account of EATING WEIRD LIZARDS IN THE BACK YARD, and noob huffing on account of we have RWHN for that.
So I've sort of consolidated my addictions.
I gotta be honest here. The whole Roger Eating Weird Lizards thing put me right off wanting to try cactus. That was an interesting night.
That may not be a function of "cactus" so much as a function of "Roger without the necessary inhibitions that keep Doktor Howl in his cage".
Hmmm. And the Doktor seemed like such a sensible fellow until this episode . . . I keep waiting to hear about you getting sent landscaping bills from the golf course regarding some of the cactus-induced antics we used to hear about.
You weren't paying attention, then.
Ask Freeky about her automated boyfriend. Dok ain't right. Not right at all.
I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all. We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .
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I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.
Oh, I don't know about THAT. It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.
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We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .
True, true.
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I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.
Oh, I don't know about THAT. It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.
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We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .
True, true.
SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 10:08:24 PM
I believe you. Dok doesn't have our best interests at heart at all.
Oh, I don't know about THAT. It's more that SCIENCE excuses all sins.
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We're all different flavored weird lizards to him . . .
True, true.
SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.
Well, okay...But if YOU get a flying car, EVERYONE gets a flying car. And these bastards can't deal with TWO dimensions.
Hell, they can't even deal with 4 wheels. There's NO HOPE AT ALL if we throw ground effect vehicles into the mix.
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert...
when the drug thread began to take hold.
[ Duke ]I remember saying something like:
I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should type.
- Hmm ? - Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...
and the sky was full ofwhat looked like huge MPPs...
[Butthurt Screeching ]- all swooping and screeching and diving around the thread.
- And a voice was screaming:- Holy Jesus, 200 pages?
:potd:
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.
I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 20, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
SCIENCE does NOT excuse all sins until I get gills, a hovercar, and laserbeam eyes.
I took 6 hits of windowpane once, and my car had a hovercraft mode after that.
Maybe a higher LSD dose would provide the other two.
Yes, but I don't DO drugs. I do drug THREADS. Drugs are entirely superfluous at this point.