TOO MUCH CONTENT, NOT ENOUGH FLUFF.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 12:24:12 AM
TOO MUCH CONTENT, NOT ENOUGH FLUFF.
FLUFF IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF EVERY ORC'S DIET!!!!
The problem with this board is that it is mis-named. This is not a "Discordian Board", it is the "Happy Autistic Children's Reading Room and/or co-dependent damage-case whimpering society". People VIEW because that is ALL THEY ARE CAPABLE OF ANYMORE.
I do not say this in an attempt to change things; I do not believe the problem is fixable. I say this because, well, I want to yell at you. You HAD the weird, and you let it ROT. Fuck all of you. In the ear-hole. Some people here do not deserve this; they will probably assume I am including them. Most people here DO deserve this; they will assume I am talking about someone else. Or they will say "I never know what to say", or "I need to digest this before I comment" or "I don't have time...BUT I HAVE TIME TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE AND HOW AWFUL EVERYTHING IS!"
You're all stuck in The Crack. All of you bastards. I'd holler at you some more, but THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO YOU THAT IS WORSE THAN WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO YOURSELF, you fucking ZOMBIES.
I hate you all with the power of Richard Simmons' gym shorts, you pukes. You fucking cabbages.
GAME ORVER. MACHINE™ WINS.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 12:24:12 AM
TOO MUCH CONTENT, NOT ENOUGH FLUFF.
First part's easy to fix.
Is this going to turn into one of those places with pictures of fairies and pretty sunsets and shit? :vom:
Quote from: stelz on June 18, 2013, 12:39:15 AM
Is this going to turn into one of those places with pictures of fairies and pretty sunsets and shit? :vom:
Go look at the board we're visiting. Go look at the Journals. That's PD in 3 months. No, fuck that, that's PD NOW.
UNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHH
Now I want to accidentally something.
Quote from: stelz on June 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM
UNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHH
Now I want to accidentally something.
CUE
THE
EXCUSES
In what order? "I've been really busy" first, or "I never know what to say"?
I never know what to say.
I can't write like that.
I need to think about this first.
I am too SAD. I'm listening to The Smiths.
Roger, you're a fucking asshole, and I've been hauling this dump truck full of BUTTHURT for 3 YEARS. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?
Same thing, only Nigel instead of Roger.
WHICH MEANS
I am a cabbage. I just sort of sit here.
BECAUSE
(in order)
You could say "HI!"
It doesn't take Faulkner to say "HI!"
You don't have to think about "HELLO!"
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
and
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
The SMITHS?
KILL IT WITH FIRRRRRRRE
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Problem is, it would be nice to have someone to bullshit with, too.
And that stopped weeks ago.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Problem is, it would be nice to have someone to bullshit with, too.
And that stopped weeks ago.
Roger, I want you to know that there's little else I'd.like than to just bullshit with you and other people here. You folks are like.family to.me, no shit.
And soon, I'll be able to. And I can't wait.
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:15:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Problem is, it would be nice to have someone to bullshit with, too.
And that stopped weeks ago.
Roger, I want you to know that there's little else I'd.like than to just bullshit with you and other people here. You folks are like.family to.me, no shit.
And soon, I'll be able to. And I can't wait.
TO BE CLEAR:It's not that people don't have time to BE here. Life happens. It's that people will stare at the screen for minutes or even HOURS, never saying a word.
The whole idea of a BBS is interaction.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 12:42:29 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM
UNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHH
Now I want to accidentally something.
CUE
THE
EXCUSES
I have none. While I have been trying to contribute content lately with my OKM threads, I've not been as great reading and commenting on other's content. I have no excuse. I'm being lazy about it.
I'll have an idea at 3 in the morning. I'll bang it out, and I will respond to the responses.
Holy shit, I'm in danger of becoming Sepia...
Where are my Waffles? Hmmm?
No excuses from me. It's all been said before.
There appears to be some wall in my head that wants attention but at the same time desperately wants to be hidden. This produces an insane conflict.
So yeah. I'm one of those that just reads and refreshes (except apparently when these type threads pop up for some reason). Sorry.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:15:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Problem is, it would be nice to have someone to bullshit with, too.
And that stopped weeks ago.
Roger, I want you to know that there's little else I'd.like than to just bullshit with you and other people here. You folks are like.family to.me, no shit.
And soon, I'll be able to. And I can't wait.
TO BE CLEAR:
It's not that people don't have time to BE here. Life happens. It's that people will stare at the screen for minutes or even HOURS, never saying a word.
The whole idea of a BBS is interaction.
Well, let's see, would I be included in that list of "zombies"? I'm not yanking your chain or anything, it's just that I'm not sure to whom the message is directed to.
I personally wouldn't think its partially oriented to me, because I've always been more of an ascended lurker than an "active member"... I also tend to comment on ongoing things rather than do my own, because my own stuff tends to flop abysmally for whatever reason.
Quote from: Sita on June 18, 2013, 02:05:40 AM
No excuses from me. It's all been said before.
There appears to be some wall in my head that wants attention but at the same time desperately wants to be hidden. This produces an insane conflict.
So yeah. I'm one of those that just reads and refreshes (except apparently when these type threads pop up for some reason). Sorry.
Doesn't do any good to apologize to me. I'm not the one that's going to PERDITION over this here shit.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 18, 2013, 02:06:21 AM
Well, let's see, would I be included in that list of "zombies"? I'm not yanking your chain or anything, it's just that I'm not sure to whom the message is directed to.
I personally wouldn't think its partially oriented to me, because I've always been more of an ascended lurker than an "active member"... I also tend to comment on ongoing things rather than do my own, because my own stuff tends to flop abysmally for whatever reason.
You talk sometimes. You rarely talk to me, and I have operated under the assumption that you're still pissed off over whatever it was that pissed you off.
But you talk. You interact.
And, as predicted, the people who DO interact tend to assume that the rant is aimed at them. On the other hand, other people who WERE the subject of the rant did speak up, too.
So I'm 1 for 2. We in the business call this the Gross Prophet Margin.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:05:30 AM
Where are my Waffles? Hmmm?
I agree.
It's not breakfast if there are no Waffles to be had.
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:09:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:05:30 AM
Where are my Waffles? Hmmm?
I agree.
It's not breakfast if there are no Waffles to be had.
I meant your WOMP-comic.
I know I'm one of the people Dok's talking about. I should have done something. I have no justification.
The problem with me is that I guess I'm a bit slow. By the time I've thought of something to say, somebody's already said it, several pages back. When I do post, it's always a statement of the obvious. There's really no need for me. That, and I've never really felt like I belonged here. For about a year now, it's been occurring to me, on and off, that maybe I'm not really much of a Discordian. And maybe I never was. I mean, I like you guys. If I didn't, I wouldn't hang around and view. And I like Discordia itself, it's just that I feel like it doesn't really suit me. I don't dance the dance of chaos. I don't act. I plan, and plan, and plan, and never do anything. And what do I do when I notice it? I sit around and observe. I let it happen. I know it's wrong, but I do it anyway, and I don't have an excuse. I guess the only explanation I can give is that I'm tired, and bitter, and humorless. And for that, I apologize. Because I'm not just a bad Discordian. I'm a bad human being.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:13:29 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:09:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:05:30 AM
Where are my Waffles? Hmmm?
I agree.
It's not breakfast if there are no Waffles to be had.
I meant your WOMP-comic.
That is fair.
Ok. If not tonight, tomorrow night.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 02:13:56 AM
I know I'm one of the people Dok's talking about. I should have done something. I have no justification.
The problem with me is that I guess I'm a bit slow. By the time I've thought of something to say, somebody's already said it, several pages back. When I do post, it's always a statement of the obvious. There's really no need for me. That, and I've never really felt like I belonged here. For about a year now, it's been occurring to me, on and off, that maybe I'm not really much of a Discordian. And maybe I never was. I mean, I like you guys. If I didn't, I wouldn't hang around and view. And I like Discordia itself, it's just that I feel like it doesn't really suit me. I don't dance the dance of chaos. I don't act. I plan, and plan, and plan, and never do anything. And what do I do when I notice it? I sit around and observe. I let it happen. I know it's wrong, but I do it anyway, and I don't have an excuse. I guess the only explanation I can give is that I'm tired, and bitter, and humorless. And for that, I apologize. Because I'm not just a bad Discordian. I'm a bad human being.
1. Justifications are for Catholics. We do not hand out penance, here. The idea is to become something different. Better. That's what all this shit is about, when it comes right down to cases.
2. QUIT YOUR GODDAMN SNIVELING. Discordianism, like everything else is LEARNED BEHAVIOR. You get 65-100 years on this mudball, and believe you me, it goes by FAST. Sitting and watching seems easier now, but just wait til you're old and that's ALL you can do. IT CAN ALL START WITH ONE SIMPLE TASK: GO OUTSIDE FOR A WALK. Then find something DURING that walk that INTERESTS YOU. If you need instructions beyond that point, ask Nigel, ECH, or myself. But GODDAMMIT, stop wasting your youth.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:18:03 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 02:13:56 AM
I know I'm one of the people Dok's talking about. I should have done something. I have no justification.
The problem with me is that I guess I'm a bit slow. By the time I've thought of something to say, somebody's already said it, several pages back. When I do post, it's always a statement of the obvious. There's really no need for me. That, and I've never really felt like I belonged here. For about a year now, it's been occurring to me, on and off, that maybe I'm not really much of a Discordian. And maybe I never was. I mean, I like you guys. If I didn't, I wouldn't hang around and view. And I like Discordia itself, it's just that I feel like it doesn't really suit me. I don't dance the dance of chaos. I don't act. I plan, and plan, and plan, and never do anything. And what do I do when I notice it? I sit around and observe. I let it happen. I know it's wrong, but I do it anyway, and I don't have an excuse. I guess the only explanation I can give is that I'm tired, and bitter, and humorless. And for that, I apologize. Because I'm not just a bad Discordian. I'm a bad human being.
1. Justifications are for Catholics. We do not hand out penance, here. The idea is to become something different. Better. That's what all this shit is about, when it comes right down to cases.
2. QUIT YOUR GODDAMN SNIVELING. Discordianism, like everything else is LEARNED BEHAVIOR. You get 65-100 years on this mudball, and believe you me, it goes by FAST. Sitting and watching seems easier now, but just wait til you're old and that's ALL you can do. IT CAN ALL START WITH ONE SIMPLE TASK: GO OUTSIDE FOR A WALK. Then find something DURING that walk that INTERESTS YOU. If you need instructions beyond that point, ask Nigel, ECH, or myself. But GODDAMMIT, stop wasting your youth.
I don't find anything walking around here that interests me.
But if you want, I can tell you guys about the can head who always has gold paint around his mouth. He's
almost interesting, the first time you see him.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:18:35 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:14:34 AM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:05:30 AM
Where are my Waffles? Hmmm?
I agree.
It's not breakfast if there are no Waffles to be had.
I meant your WOMP-comic.
That is fair.
Ok. If not tonight, tomorrow night.
Tomorrow means never.
Not in this case.
I never know what the fuck is going on in these threads.
So, who the fuck?
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 02:23:27 AM
I never know what the fuck is going on in these threads.
So, who the fuck?
A man has the God-given right to shit his pants in public if he so chooses. I so chose.
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:23:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:18:35 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:14:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:13:29 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:09:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:05:30 AM
Where are my Waffles? Hmmm?
I agree.
It's not breakfast if there are no Waffles to be had.
I meant your WOMP-comic.
That is fair.
Ok. If not tonight, tomorrow night.
Tomorrow means never.
Not in this case.
As I told Kai (remember Kai? I don't), "Tomorrow is the enemy."
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:18:03 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 02:13:56 AM
I know I'm one of the people Dok's talking about. I should have done something. I have no justification.
The problem with me is that I guess I'm a bit slow. By the time I've thought of something to say, somebody's already said it, several pages back. When I do post, it's always a statement of the obvious. There's really no need for me. That, and I've never really felt like I belonged here. For about a year now, it's been occurring to me, on and off, that maybe I'm not really much of a Discordian. And maybe I never was. I mean, I like you guys. If I didn't, I wouldn't hang around and view. And I like Discordia itself, it's just that I feel like it doesn't really suit me. I don't dance the dance of chaos. I don't act. I plan, and plan, and plan, and never do anything. And what do I do when I notice it? I sit around and observe. I let it happen. I know it's wrong, but I do it anyway, and I don't have an excuse. I guess the only explanation I can give is that I'm tired, and bitter, and humorless. And for that, I apologize. Because I'm not just a bad Discordian. I'm a bad human being.
1. Justifications are for Catholics. We do not hand out penance, here. The idea is to become something different. Better. That's what all this shit is about, when it comes right down to cases.
2. QUIT YOUR GODDAMN SNIVELING. Discordianism, like everything else is LEARNED BEHAVIOR. You get 65-100 years on this mudball, and believe you me, it goes by FAST. Sitting and watching seems easier now, but just wait til you're old and that's ALL you can do. IT CAN ALL START WITH ONE SIMPLE TASK: GO OUTSIDE FOR A WALK. Then find something DURING that walk that INTERESTS YOU. If you need instructions beyond that point, ask Nigel, ECH, or myself. But GODDAMMIT, stop wasting your youth.
No sniveling occurred. But I see your point. For the last year, there's been a constant conflict in my mind. It's the main reason I haven't done anything beyond washing dishes and hanging out with stoners, like getting an education. I've been framing it as pragmatism vs. idealism, or maybe pragmatism vs. imagination. All the things I want to do are useless, impractical. And all the useful things I could be doing are things I have no passion for whatsoever. But maybe I shouldn't be calling it pragmatism vs. imagination. Maybe I should be calling it cowardice vs. courage.
I will be taking that walk, though.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:08:37 AM
You talk sometimes. You rarely talk to me, and I have operated under the assumption that you're still pissed off over whatever it was that pissed you off.
But you talk. You interact.
And, as predicted, the people who DO interact tend to assume that the rant is aimed at them. On the other hand, other people who WERE the subject of the rant did speak up, too.
So I'm 1 for 2. We in the business call this the Gross Prophet Margin.
Nah, we cool. I think that if we review my behavioural history I'm more of a "going off the deep end" person than McGrudgy.
Also, i asked you that question to exactly avoid assuming it was partly directed at me... and Im sure it was helpful for others too, as to like, calibrate what you meant.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:27:52 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:23:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:18:35 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:14:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:13:29 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 02:09:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:05:30 AM
Where are my Waffles? Hmmm?
I agree.
It's not breakfast if there are no Waffles to be had.
I meant your WOMP-comic.
That is fair.
Ok. If not tonight, tomorrow night.
Tomorrow means never.
Not in this case.
As I told Kai (remember Kai? I don't), "Tomorrow is the enemy."
Tonight then. Give me a little bit.
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 18, 2013, 02:36:39 AM
Nah, we cool. I think that if we review my behavioural history I'm more of a "going off the deep end" person than McGrudgy.
I, on the other hand, am almost Buddha-like in my calm and rational approach to human relationships.
They should make a big bronze statue of me or something.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 12:36:28 AM
The problem with this board is that it is mis-named. This is not a "Discordian Board", it is the "Happy Autistic Children's Reading Room and/or co-dependent damage-case whimpering society". People VIEW because that is ALL THEY ARE CAPABLE OF ANYMORE.
I do not say this in an attempt to change things; I do not believe the problem is fixable. I say this because, well, I want to yell at you. You HAD the weird, and you let it ROT. Fuck all of you. In the ear-hole. Some people here do not deserve this; they will probably assume I am including them. Most people here DO deserve this; they will assume I am talking about someone else. Or they will say "I never know what to say", or "I need to digest this before I comment" or "I don't have time...BUT I HAVE TIME TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE AND HOW AWFUL EVERYTHING IS!"
You're all stuck in The Crack. All of you bastards. I'd holler at you some more, but THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO YOU THAT IS WORSE THAN WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO YOURSELF, you fucking ZOMBIES.
I hate you all with the power of Richard Simmons' gym shorts, you pukes. You fucking cabbages.
GAME ORVER. MACHINE™ WINS.
It's less like a forum and more like a series of blogs.
I mean great, it's awesome that we all can share openly here and everything, but it's like most people aren't talking WITH each other anymore, just PAST each other. It's all me me me me me me me. And that's FINE
Except that the board is also seeing a burst of amazing writing creativity, like some of the finest writing I've EVER seen here, and what's happening is that it's bringing traffic, people who come... to read.
Just read.
And maybe they feel intimidated or some shit, like they don't measure up to the quality of writing. And maybe they don't
IT DOESN'T MATTER
This isn't a writing workshop or free group therapy, it's a DISCUSSION FORUM.
NO DISCUSSION, NO FORUM.
I love to write, and I love to read. But I swear to god, I think all the content is killing the board. I'm about ready to quit producing content, and just posting inane comments about bunnies or some shit until you fuckers start talking
Or don't. I have other shit to do.
I am SO on board with this.
I could do cuddly cat pics.
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
NO
WE NEED MORE FLUFF
AND WE NEED MORE DRAMA AND LOTS MORE FIGHTING.
Fluff and drama are THE LIFEBLOOD OF FORUMS.
If we don't get some new people here to have a problem with, it's all over
The golden years for Peedee.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Problem is, it would be nice to have someone to bullshit with, too.
And that stopped weeks ago.
Yep
I'm not ENTERTAINMENT.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 18, 2013, 02:06:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:15:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Problem is, it would be nice to have someone to bullshit with, too.
And that stopped weeks ago.
Roger, I want you to know that there's little else I'd.like than to just bullshit with you and other people here. You folks are like.family to.me, no shit.
And soon, I'll be able to. And I can't wait.
TO BE CLEAR:
It's not that people don't have time to BE here. Life happens. It's that people will stare at the screen for minutes or even HOURS, never saying a word.
The whole idea of a BBS is interaction.
Well, let's see, would I be included in that list of "zombies"? I'm not yanking your chain or anything, it's just that I'm not sure to whom the message is directed to.
I personally wouldn't think its partially oriented to me, because I've always been more of an ascended lurker than an "active member"... I also tend to comment on ongoing things rather than do my own, because my own stuff tends to flop abysmally for whatever reason.
It's pretty obviously aimed at all the people who READ this thread and don't reply
like they do with every other thread
because we're FISH. We're TEEVEE. We're ENTERTAINMENT.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
EDIT: If you'd like, Nigel, I could take up shitposting again. It'll be ugly, but maybe it could help. Having a terrible sense of humor is better than having none at all, I think.
Also, I haven't seen any talk of memetics on here in forever. Back when I showed up, those were like the entire focus of the board, to the point I could have sworn Discordia was less about chaos and more about the memespace, and using belief and subjectivity as a tool. Did everyone just decide it was icky and reeked of khaos mahdgickque, or did people just lose interest in it?
Going up the street for a burrito, when I get back, I'm going to eat the burrito and start snagging pics of google.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:55:24 AM
I am SO on board with this.
I could do cuddly cat pics.
DRAWRINGS OF DINOSAURS
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
We just did, right out in the open and everything. It's called BIP 2013 and Dimo is working on the layout right now.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
EDIT: If you'd like, Nigel, I could take up shitposting again. It'll be ugly, but maybe it could help. Having a terrible sense of humor is better than having none at all, I think.
Also, I haven't seen any talk of memetics on here in forever. Back when I showed up, those were like the entire focus of the board, to the point I could have sworn Discordia was less about chaos and more about the memespace, and using belief and subjectivity as a tool. Did everyone just decide it was icky and reeked of khaos mahdgickque, or did people just lose interest in it?
Cram left, and I started writing fiction.
Nothing wrong with memes. It's still important stuff. I just ran out of things to say.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:04:57 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
We just did, right out in the open and everything. It's called BIP 2013 and Dimo is working on the layout right now.
Yeah, I remember that. I don't know how BIP was made, because it's what brought me to this board, but BIP 2013 didn't feel very open. It had its own little subforum, it seemed a bit official to me. There was probably a good reason for it, but it turned me off the project personally. I didn't think I had anywhere near what it took to contribute. This is starting to feel like ineffectual whining to me, though. Nothing more than complaints of my own personal weakness.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:04:57 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
We just did, right out in the open and everything. It's called BIP 2013 and Dimo is working on the layout right now.
Yeah, I remember that. I don't know how BIP was made, because it's what brought me to this board, but BIP 2013 didn't feel very open. It had its own little subforum, it seemed a bit official to me. There was probably a good reason for it, but it turned me off the project personally. I didn't think I had anywhere near what it took to contribute. This is starting to feel like ineffectual whining to me, though. Nothing more than complaints of my own personal weakness.
Um, BIP had it's own off-site forum.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:13:48 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:04:57 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
We just did, right out in the open and everything. It's called BIP 2013 and Dimo is working on the layout right now.
Yeah, I remember that. I don't know how BIP was made, because it's what brought me to this board, but BIP 2013 didn't feel very open. It had its own little subforum, it seemed a bit official to me. There was probably a good reason for it, but it turned me off the project personally. I didn't think I had anywhere near what it took to contribute. This is starting to feel like ineffectual whining to me, though. Nothing more than complaints of my own personal weakness.
Um, BIP had it's own off-site forum.
Ok, then. I was wrong. I'm gonna go take that walk now.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:15:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:13:48 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:04:57 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
We just did, right out in the open and everything. It's called BIP 2013 and Dimo is working on the layout right now.
Yeah, I remember that. I don't know how BIP was made, because it's what brought me to this board, but BIP 2013 didn't feel very open. It had its own little subforum, it seemed a bit official to me. There was probably a good reason for it, but it turned me off the project personally. I didn't think I had anywhere near what it took to contribute. This is starting to feel like ineffectual whining to me, though. Nothing more than complaints of my own personal weakness.
Um, BIP had it's own off-site forum.
Ok, then. I was wrong. I'm gonna go take that walk now.
You know what you need?
You need to come out to Tucson, and punch me in the face a few times while Knuckles holds my arms. That would fix you right the fuck up.
KILL ME, YOU FREAK.
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:04:57 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
FWIW, I initially joined up because I read BIP, and thought that was damned cool.
It was. It was kickass. We should do something like that again. I should do something like that, I wasn't around for BIP.
But Nigel has a good point. If I recall correctly, there was so much more fluff on this board around the time of BIP. I think it got people involved more, because it felt more like a community. There was lots of writing, sure, but it felt like yeah, you could be friends with these people. You could work with them. I kinda wish I could have been as mature then as I am now, because frankly, I was a shitposter as a noob. I caught flak from Roger all the time, and deserved it, and I reacted badly. Rather than standing up and being a biped, I stopped talking at all. And I had personal reasons for that, but I don't want to whine about it at the moment.
We just did, right out in the open and everything. It's called BIP 2013 and Dimo is working on the layout right now.
Yeah, I remember that. I don't know how BIP was made, because it's what brought me to this board, but BIP 2013 didn't feel very open. It had its own little subforum, it seemed a bit official to me. There was probably a good reason for it, but it turned me off the project personally. I didn't think I had anywhere near what it took to contribute. This is starting to feel like ineffectual whining to me, though. Nothing more than complaints of my own personal weakness.
Yes, the reason is "so whatever poor schmuck volunteers to do pre-press can easily find everything".
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
EDIT: If you'd like, Nigel, I could take up shitposting again. It'll be ugly, but maybe it could help. Having a terrible sense of humor is better than having none at all, I think.
I have the mankiest sense of humor imaginable.
There will be puns.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:30:48 AM
Quote from: Uncle Wallified on June 18, 2013, 03:01:35 AM
EDIT: If you'd like, Nigel, I could take up shitposting again. It'll be ugly, but maybe it could help. Having a terrible sense of humor is better than having none at all, I think.
I have the mankiest sense of humor imaginable.
There will be puns.
Fucking puns......
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
Why did that never occur to me?
I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.
With a side of "so it's thoroughly clear what pieces are being actually submitted for the project so we don't accidentally print something that wasn't meant as a BIP 2013 submission and really piss someone off".
You're the second person to be all I FELT EXCLUDED BECAUSE NOBODY HELD MY HAND AND MADE ME SUBMIT WORK FOR PUBLICATION. I really don't understand how being expected to actually pony up and do the marginal amount of work to identify and post a piece of your own writing in the submissions area is exclusionary, but one thing I've noticed about people is that they will use any excuse to blame others for their inaction or lack of accomplishment, however thin it may be.
AND YES
FUCKING SHIT-POST
Just be aware of one thing: I WILL ARGUE WITH YOU IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SAY
That isn't to say that I don't want you to say it. I WANT you so say it, so I can argue with you.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
But if it the wish of the Good Doktor Roger Reverend Howl to be removed so as to further the enpoompenment of the masses, then why shouldst I allow him to dictate upon this subject to do such things in the manner of which he is obliged towards. Does that not in fact go counter to the very idea of slaying the Roger Doktor Reverend Howl Good for being in my way? Why canst I merely run around him in a most dizzying manner because the vertical, the wango and the tomohawks are but unabstractions of the sea of gelatin swirling with cotton ducks and burlap clocks.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:35:08 AM
With a side of "so it's thoroughly clear what pieces are being actually submitted for the project so we don't accidentally print something that wasn't meant as a BIP 2013 submission and really piss someone off".
You're the second person to be all I FELT EXCLUDED BECAUSE NOBODY HELD MY HAND AND MADE ME SUBMIT WORK FOR PUBLICATION. I really don't understand how being expected to actually pony up and do the marginal amount of work to identify and post a piece of your own writing in the submissions area is exclusionary, but one thing I've noticed about people is that they will use any excuse to blame others for their inaction or lack of accomplishment, however thin it may be.
Project board. Hmm.
I wonder if I can submit something to this project.
>>Enters project board. Start new topic.
Guess I can.
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 03:33:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
Why did that never occur to me?
I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.
It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.
It's an entire philosophy. Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 03:37:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
But if it the wish of the Good Doktor Roger Reverend Howl to be removed so as to further the enpoompenment of the masses, then why shouldst I allow him to dictate upon this subject to do such things in the manner of which he is obliged towards. Does that not in fact go counter to the very idea of slaying the Roger Doktor Reverend Howl Good for being in my way? Why canst I merely run around him in a most dizzying manner because the vertical, the wango and the tomohawks are but unabstractions of the sea of gelatin swirling with cotton ducks and burlap clocks.
Now you're all mired in Cartesian duality. Way to go, Kobold fucker.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:38:28 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 03:33:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
Why did that never occur to me?
I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.
It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.
It's an entire philosophy. Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.
I half got it then. Ok, good.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:38:28 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 03:33:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
Why did that never occur to me?
I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.
It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.
It's an entire philosophy. Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.
He that gazes long enough into the abyss will be ensnared by the moist and fluffy tendrils snaking forth, and be drawn in, so far in that butt becomes up.
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 03:38:10 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:35:08 AM
With a side of "so it's thoroughly clear what pieces are being actually submitted for the project so we don't accidentally print something that wasn't meant as a BIP 2013 submission and really piss someone off".
You're the second person to be all I FELT EXCLUDED BECAUSE NOBODY HELD MY HAND AND MADE ME SUBMIT WORK FOR PUBLICATION. I really don't understand how being expected to actually pony up and do the marginal amount of work to identify and post a piece of your own writing in the submissions area is exclusionary, but one thing I've noticed about people is that they will use any excuse to blame others for their inaction or lack of accomplishment, however thin it may be.
Project board. Hmm.
I wonder if I can submit something to this project.
>>Enters project board. Start new topic.
Guess I can.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
"Participation" as easy to attain as SIMPLY POSTING.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:39:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.
Balls. I am a white-hot ball of cuddly goodness.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:39:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.
No, it's more like hugging a yeti.
He's VERY FRIENDLY. And he smiles A LOT.
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 03:40:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:38:28 AM
Quote from: The Twid on June 18, 2013, 03:33:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
Why did that never occur to me?
I have to reevaluate. After picture doings.
It ALSO means that I'm gonna do what I want, unless you kill me.
It's an entire philosophy. Only not like those Greek tards with their navel gazing.
He that gazes long enough into the abyss will be ensnared by the moist and fluffy tendrils snaking forth, and be drawn in, so far in that butt becomes up.
"He that gazes too long into the desert goes totally mental."
- updated version of that Neechee dude.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:42:42 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:39:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.
No, it's more like hugging a yeti.
He's VERY FRIENDLY. And he smiles A LOT.
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
Nigel knows about this. I'm really a nice guy, and I laugh a lot. But then again, there's loads of car accidents here.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:42:21 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:39:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.
Balls. I am a white-hot ball of cuddly goodness.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 03:42:42 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:39:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:32:15 AM
YOU FUCKERS NEVER LISTEN.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KILL ME. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT NOW FOR 11 GODDAMN YEARS, ALMOST.
Does anyone NOT get this idea? Is this a little too complex?
IF THE GOOD REVEREND DOKTOR ROGER HOWL GETS IN YOUR WAY, KILL HIM.
FUCK'S SAKE.
You're not in my way.
...OTOH you give me the impression you're like hugging a cactus.
No, it's more like hugging a yeti.
He's VERY FRIENDLY. And he smiles A LOT.
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
Nigel knows about this. I'm really a nice guy, and I laugh a lot. But then again, there's loads of car accidents here.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Won't help. It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern. Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Won't help. It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern. Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.
Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:26:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Won't help. It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern. Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.
Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.
You'll burn the motor up.
Besides, I am like Samson. If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.
That's okay, Nigel, I just invited Lauren Hodge, writer of the Discord Trilogy, to the board via twitter :P
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:27:59 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:26:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Won't help. It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern. Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.
Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.
You'll burn the motor up.
Besides, I am like Samson. If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.
Reverse-Samson
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:30:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:27:59 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:26:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Won't help. It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern. Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.
Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.
You'll burn the motor up.
Besides, I am like Samson. If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.
Reverse-Samson
I AM INVERSELY SAMSON.
1/SAMSON, THAT'S ME.
IF YOU INTEGRATE 1/SAMSON, YOU GET COUSIN IT.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:32:51 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:30:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:27:59 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:26:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:13:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:09:50 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:07:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:05:57 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:01:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Won't help. It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern. Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.
Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.
You'll burn the motor up.
Besides, I am like Samson. If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.
Reverse-Samson
I AM INVERSELY SAMSON.
1/SAMSON, THAT'S ME.
IF YOU INTEGRATE 1/SAMSON, YOU GET COUSIN IT.
But what happens if I integrate Cousin It?
Quote from: Alty on June 18, 2013, 01:03:57 AM
You know...my problem with this board is there's always somebody that has got a problem with this board.
I.like this place, just as it is. I have zero expectations about how and when and what people post. If shit annoys me I call it out immediately. I like the people, I. like what they say.
CPD has been posting way more in the last few weeks than...ever.
I would take one of her for a thousand banal assclowns any day.
This place isnt exactly vibrating with activity, but the shit that's here is often gold. Real gold, not the fake shit.
That's all I need, really.
Thanks Alty, that's sweet of you to say. :)
We need more cat pictures. I'm on board with this. Right god damn now. And more yelling.
Really people, we should argue more, Nigel's right. It doesn't matter WHAT people think so long as they DO think! I think there's a post in there, something long and drawn out and eloquently poignant and other fancy words but yeah.
I just tried taking a picture of my cat and she promptly started licking her ass.
. . . .
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:35:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:32:51 AM
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Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 04:26:54 AM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 04:00:22 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 18, 2013, 03:59:57 AM
I am usually pretty cheerful these days.
Pent asked me to post in that thread down there when I mentioned I was insane.
...and I sort of got carried away with trying to make a coherent narrative of the crap, because I've never tried to do that.
I'm done
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 03:44:04 AM
And when I'm not smiling, I'm GRINNING.
God that's a frightening thought... :p
It's only slapstick.
Of course.
...I have a very weird sense of humor.
And I LIKE you...You're spiffy.
And I can be trusted at parties and other social functions. With the right plug-ins, I can debate the latest trends in music.
I do not, however, dry out quickly.
Do I want to know where the plug-ins insert?
Not, really, no. Plus you need the right tools to move the hair out of the way.
And then God help you if you want to un-plug them. There's some kind of local ordinance dealing with that.
Hazmat suits needed, full respiratory protection...
Won't help. It's the sheer MASS of hair that is the concern. Ore hauling trucks have been suggested.
Ok, so that electric weedwhacker I was thinking of getting wouldn't work.
You'll burn the motor up.
Besides, I am like Samson. If you cut off my hair (except on my head), I go all to pieces.
Reverse-Samson
I AM INVERSELY SAMSON.
1/SAMSON, THAT'S ME.
IF YOU INTEGRATE 1/SAMSON, YOU GET COUSIN IT.
But what happens if I integrate Cousin It?
He starts shitting tribbles.
Quote from: Bu☆ns on June 18, 2013, 04:29:50 AM
That's okay, Nigel, I just invited Lauren Hodge, writer of the Discord Trilogy, to the board via twitter :P
Oh my god, perfect!
I took this picture of Roger at a party once.
(http://www.stylish-shag-rugs.com/images/orange_groovy.jpg)
I know, it's a little weird. He's got some strange kinks.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 05:49:02 AM
I took this picture of Roger at a party once.
(http://www.stylish-shag-rugs.com/images/orange_groovy.jpg)
I know, it's a little weird. He's got some strange kinks.
I guess if you're into dying yourself nerf orange....
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 05:49:44 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 05:49:02 AM
I took this picture of Roger at a party once.
(http://www.stylish-shag-rugs.com/images/orange_groovy.jpg)
I know, it's a little weird. He's got some strange kinks.
I guess if you're into dying yourself nerf orange....
What? That's his natural color.
I JUST FUCKING THINK I FUCKING UNDERSTAND SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP ROGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR FUCKING KILL ME!!!!!!!!!
BRING IT YOU SHAGGY APE!!!!!!!!
Fuck cats. I just posted a whole bunch of dog pics the other day. Dogs pwn cats. Dog owners go outside and fuck shit up. Cat owners stay in and obey the cats. This forum needs more dog pics and less pretending that cats are something cute and unparasitic :argh!:
How about PUPPIES?
(http://www.findapitbull.com/-/img/users/member/5ad704e4d5f2d252ca42f7257695e938.jpg)
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 05:25:19 PM
How about PUPPIES?
(http://www.findapitbull.com/-/img/users/member/5ad704e4d5f2d252ca42f7257695e938.jpg)
AWWW!
Pibbles!
DOGS WITH STACHES!!!!!
(http://megalawlz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-baby-puppy-dog-has-mustache-pictures.jpg)
(http://handlebarmoustachelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mo-dog-150x150.jpg)
(http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/0B/1A7572F8F1D2A80ADA58DAB1183FB_h316_w628_m5_cUsZCVYGa.jpg)(http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/3F/1E3D14BC6C81CC4AC4DC242C057AB_h316_w628_m5_cYEFSWUxh.jpg)
And then it was doormices everywhere
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? I LEFT ON PAGE THREE AND NOW IT'S ALL ORANGE!
ALSO, DOK, STOP YELLING AT ME ABOUT SITTING ON "RECENT POSTS" THAT'S WHERE I LEAVE THE TAB OPEN WHILE I GO DO WORK AND BE A MOM AND SHIT. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ENTERTAINMENT, AND I'M SORRY I WAS ALL WOE IS ME FOR A WHILE BUT AT LEAST THAT'S OVER NOW.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
</panceshitting>
ROGER, TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU MAKE ME POOMP MY PANCE.
Either you scare me, or you write something so awesome, poomp just cannot stay inside me anymore.
I just wanted you to know this, because my arse wants to murder you.
Quote from: Waffleman on June 18, 2013, 09:04:54 PM
ROGER, TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU MAKE ME POOMP MY PANCE.
Either you scare me, or you write something so awesome, poomp just cannot stay inside me anymore.
I just wanted you to know this, because my arse wants to murder you.
This is how diaper fetishes and adult babyism is born.
Quote from: Waffleman on June 18, 2013, 09:04:54 PM
ROGER, TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU MAKE ME POOMP MY PANCE.
Either you scare me, or you write something so awesome, poomp just cannot stay inside me anymore.
I just wanted you to know this, because my arse wants to murder you.
TELL YOUR ARSE TO GET IN LINE.
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on June 18, 2013, 08:42:08 PM
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? I LEFT ON PAGE THREE AND NOW IT'S ALL ORANGE!
ALSO, DOK, STOP YELLING AT ME ABOUT SITTING ON "RECENT POSTS" THAT'S WHERE I LEAVE THE TAB OPEN WHILE I GO DO WORK AND BE A MOM AND SHIT. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ENTERTAINMENT, AND I'M SORRY I WAS ALL WOE IS ME FOR A WHILE BUT AT LEAST THAT'S OVER NOW.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
</panceshitting>
They have a thing that shows whether you left a page up and went to do something else, or you're sitting there F5'ing your way to Autismville.
Quote from: stelz on June 18, 2013, 09:55:57 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on June 18, 2013, 08:42:08 PM
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? I LEFT ON PAGE THREE AND NOW IT'S ALL ORANGE!
ALSO, DOK, STOP YELLING AT ME ABOUT SITTING ON "RECENT POSTS" THAT'S WHERE I LEAVE THE TAB OPEN WHILE I GO DO WORK AND BE A MOM AND SHIT. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ENTERTAINMENT, AND I'M SORRY I WAS ALL WOE IS ME FOR A WHILE BUT AT LEAST THAT'S OVER NOW.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
</panceshitting>
They have a thing that shows whether you left a page up and went to do something else, or you're sitting there F5'ing your way to Autismville.
The order of appearance at the bottom (and admins can see all of them) changes by last activity. In other words, if you navigate from page to page or thread to thread, or post, or whatever, you move to the top of the list. AFK people are all the way at the bottom.
Okay, didn't know that, thought I was wrongly giving the impression of increased autism.
Not that I haven't been somewhat autistic, just not as bad as open tabs might make me look.
Sorry guize, I've been too busy being in love to post on the boards. But if you really, really, want me to post more I will.
I heard this pun the other day about this libertarian dope fiend....
Thread cleaned.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE ROGER
I CAN'T KILL YOU BECAUSE NIGEL HASN'T POSTED ANYTHING THAT'S RUINED MY LIFE
That's how the fucking system works, you cretinous hooligan! :crankey:
1) Nigel has a thought, opinion, or fact which upsets me, probably by rustling my deeply warped perceptions of my own masculinity
2) You fail to do anything about when I make a handful of reasonable demands via PM
3) I go full-fucking-wobbler and take a number so I can Kill You
Quote from: Cainad on June 20, 2013, 01:26:42 AM
1) Nigel has a thought, opinion, or fact which upsets me, probably by rustling my deeply warped perceptions of my own masculinity
She talks openly even when people who have penises are around.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 01:38:09 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 20, 2013, 01:26:42 AM
1) Nigel has a thought, opinion, or fact which upsets me, probably by rustling my deeply warped perceptions of my own masculinity
She talks openly even when people who have penises are around.
She's an equal-opportunity offender.
OH NOES! PENISES!
The problem with this board
I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here
The problem with this board
is
Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.
And neither would I !
I accidentally bipolar thread.
Quote from: V3X on June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board
I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here
The problem with this board
is
Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.
And neither would I !
I think it's about penises now.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: V3X on June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board
I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here
The problem with this board
is
Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.
And neither would I !
I think it's about penises now.
Why would anyone want a forum dedicated to that?
It's Discordia, anyway. It can be about, you know,
anything.
:lulz: Thread got funny when I wasn't around.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 20, 2013, 06:32:45 AM
:lulz: Thread got funny when I wasn't around.
See? You're a goddamn funny-supressing demon :argh!:
Quote from: V3X on June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board
I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here
The problem with this board
is
Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.
And neither would I !
I'd like to add a special hello to all our fans in the NSA.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: V3X on June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board
I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here
The problem with this board
is
Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.
And neither would I !
I think it's about penises now.
"Everything the light touches is dicks".
I think Mufasa said that to Simba, so it must be wise and true.
DICKS
EVERYWHERE
!