http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/28/19187678-extreme-weekend-heat-wave-to-scorch-western-us?lite
:tgrr:
Jesus fuck, that's hot!
You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:38:33 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/28/19187678-extreme-weekend-heat-wave-to-scorch-western-us?lite
:tgrr:
AND IT ISN'T JUST THIS WEEKEND, EITHER. And it isn't just the temperature.
Lake Mead is drying up: Thanks to all these people who want to live in the desert AND bathe in clean water... at the SAME TIME:
http://themillercircle.org/2012/06/why-and-when-will-lake-mead-go-dry/
So in about 10 years, no more water in Lake Mead. Which means no more electricity from Hoover Dam. It's going to be like Mad Max down here. I'm already drawing up plans for the thunder dome.
SHIT LIKE IT BEING 120 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY does precisely fuck all to put me at ease, though.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Jesus fuck, that's hot!
You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?
One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.
Which goes to show how DUMB people are. Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable
right now. It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.
oh dear.
isn't monsoon season due in like 4 or so weeks?
I should put my rain goddess hat on.
Oh, wait.. I have bad aim, and a pathological hatred of Phoenix.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Jesus fuck, that's hot!
You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?
One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.
Which goes to show how DUMB people are. Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now. It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Jesus fuck, that's hot!
You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?
One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.
Which goes to show how DUMB people are. Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now. It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.
Everyone in Tucson might be dead. But not here in Phoenix. We're too close to Scottsdale to be dead. We're all trapped in suspended animation, blissfully frozen in Botox.
Quote from: V3X on June 28, 2013, 04:54:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Jesus fuck, that's hot!
You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?
One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.
Which goes to show how DUMB people are. Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now. It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.
Everyone in Tucson might be dead. But not here in Phoenix. We're too close to Scottsdale to be dead. We're all trapped in suspended animation, blissfully frozen in Botox.
Oh, so you get embalmed and suddenly you're too good to talk to us, eh?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
HEY DO YOU FUCKS WANT RAIN OR NOT?
love, your stingy, period cramp having, no chocolate (atm) Rain Goddess
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Coffee is GOOD FOR ME. It's full of vitamins and fiber.
Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:59:15 PM
HEY DO YOU FUCKS WANT RAIN OR NOT?
love, your stingy, period cramp having, no chocolate (atm) Rain Goddess
VERY YES.
WAIT, NO.
LET ALL THE BLUE-HAIRED FUCKS WHO
MUST HAVE THEIR GOLF COURSES DIE FIRST.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:59:15 PM
HEY DO YOU FUCKS WANT RAIN OR NOT?
love, your stingy, period cramp having, no chocolate (atm) Rain Goddess
I'll give you my neighbor's first and second born children in return for a decent monsoon storm.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Jesus fuck, that's hot!
You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?
One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.
Which goes to show how DUMB people are. Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now. It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.
What I'm excited about is ABANDONED CITIES.
(ahem)
BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Coffee is GOOD FOR ME. It's full of vitamins and fiber.
Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits
WRONG.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Coffee is GOOD FOR ME. It's full of vitamins and fiber.
Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits
WRONG.
Who are you going to believe, Pixie? Some doctor, or a man of SCIENCE?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 05:08:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:47:47 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Jesus fuck, that's hot!
You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?
One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.
Which goes to show how DUMB people are. Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now. It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.
What I'm excited about is ABANDONED CITIES.
I'm staying.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Coffee is GOOD FOR ME. It's full of vitamins and fiber.
Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits
WRONG.
Who are you going to believe, Pixie? Some doctor, or a man of SCIENCE?
PFFT. I DEMAND OFFERINGS OF TEA
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 05:21:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Coffee is GOOD FOR ME. It's full of vitamins and fiber.
Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.
http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/tea-types-and-their-health-benefits
WRONG.
Who are you going to believe, Pixie? Some doctor, or a man of SCIENCE?
PFFT. I DEMAND OFFERINGS OF TEA
Okay. I was only going to use it to clean machinery.
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN TEA AND COFFEE, DOK! PRETTY PLEASE!
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
You're getting tan in AK?
WE ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 28, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.
I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.
the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 28, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.
I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.
the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.
How do they detach the beer glass from their faces to drink the tea?
Quote from: Waffleman on June 28, 2013, 06:45:38 PM
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN TEA AND COFFEE, DOK! PRETTY PLEASE!
You do whatever you like, sir. You want to poison yourself with Earl Grey, you go right on ahead.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 07:04:52 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 28, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.
I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.
the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.
How do they detach the beer glass from their faces to drink the tea?
while they are waiting for the next guinness to be properly poured.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 07:07:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 07:04:52 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 28, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.
I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.
the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.
How do they detach the beer glass from their faces to drink the tea?
while they are waiting for the next guinness to be properly poured sliced.
FTFY.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 07:05:27 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on June 28, 2013, 06:45:38 PM
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN TEA AND COFFEE, DOK! PRETTY PLEASE!
You do whatever you like, sir. You want to poison yourself with Earl Grey, you go right on ahead.
Poison!? Pah! It's the Elixir of Life, I tell ya! That, and cheap bourbon! So there!
...I find irrigating my nose with hot, freshly brewed white tea seems to wash out a lot of bacterial plaques...
...I use a water pik to squirt it up there. Really helpful.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 28, 2013, 05:14:18 PM
(ahem)
BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 07:07:43 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 07:07:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 07:04:52 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 28, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:57:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Let's examine that.
Quote from: Pixie on June 28, 2013, 04:50:55 PM
you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.
Because there's no such thing, anywhere. Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans. For the children.
COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.
Real Englishpeople drink coffee not tea.
I'm not real English though. Dad was one of those pesky irish immigrants.
the Irish fucking LOVE tea. they drink more per head than the english.
How do they detach the beer glass from their faces to drink the tea?
while they are waiting for the next guinness to be properly poured sliced.
FTFY.
<3 Roger
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
Yeah. Oregon is turning into a tropical paradise.
Well, the sliver of Oregon that isn't a desert is turning into a tropical paradise.
We're all gonna die.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
Yeah. Oregon is turning into a tropical paradise.
Well, the sliver of Oregon that isn't a desert is turning into a tropical paradise.
We're all gonna die.
I still remember when summers here were only 93 degrees Fahrenheit during the heat of the day.
Brr.
Today it was a balmy 103.
I dunno about us all dying, but I think my one window unit a/c is packing it in.
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 29, 2013, 10:38:26 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
Yeah. Oregon is turning into a tropical paradise.
Well, the sliver of Oregon that isn't a desert is turning into a tropical paradise.
We're all gonna die.
I still remember when summers here were only 93 degrees Fahrenheit during the heat of the day.
Brr.
Today it was a balmy 103.
I dunno about us all dying, but I think my one window unit a/c is packing it in.
Yeah, we won't ALL die.
Just a lot of us.
I saw something on the news about planes being grounded because the hot air is too thin to fly. :lulz:
I'm thinking more and more about moving underground. I say we jump straight into a Morlock existence: we get to stay out of the sun AND eat the surface-dwelling hippies.
We drink tea to keep up awake for church. We have freshly sliced guinness to forget church. We have coffee so we can drink whiskey for breakfast.
The heat thing though yeah were fucked. At this point i wear long sleeves in the summer so my arms dont burn.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
Yeah. Oregon is turning into a tropical paradise.
Well, the sliver of Oregon that isn't a desert is turning into a tropical paradise.
We're all gonna die.
I think I mentioned earlier that Arizona will be uninhabitable within
EVER 20 years.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2013, 06:11:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
Yeah. Oregon is turning into a tropical paradise.
Well, the sliver of Oregon that isn't a desert is turning into a tropical paradise.
We're all gonna die.
I think I mentioned earlier that Arizona will be uninhabitable within EVER 20 years.
Yeah!
The idea of ABANDONED CITIES in the desert really appeals to me.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 30, 2013, 06:26:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2013, 06:11:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 29, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 28, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Imagine for a moment:
I am brown.
Not the same pink/red swirled into pasty white not to dissimilar to a strawberry sundae I've been for my entire life. Not even the scorched and peeling red from days when the sun would pop out and attack me.
Brown.
Today is the first really day of cloud cover I've seen all season.
Youre We're all gonna fry.
Yeah. Oregon is turning into a tropical paradise.
Well, the sliver of Oregon that isn't a desert is turning into a tropical paradise.
We're all gonna die.
I think I mentioned earlier that Arizona will be uninhabitable within EVER 20 years.
Yeah!
The idea of ABANDONED CITIES in the desert really appeals to me.
Gonna read
Colossus again.
LOOK UPON MY ASS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR.
:lulz:
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 30, 2013, 06:37:12 AM
:lulz:
Ozymandius, I mean.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
:lulz:
Needs illustrating.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2013, 06:28:43 AM
Gonna read Colossus again.
LOOK UPON MY ASS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR.
Ohh, I am glad I was able to re-find
this:QuoteWeinermandius
I read a hyperlink from a Twitter sage
Who said: "A vast and trunkless dick of stone
Stands in an archive. Near it on the page,
Half sunk, a shattered screencap lies, whose tone
And wrinkled pecs and leer of middle age
Tell that its subject kept that poontang rapt
Who yet discuss, in coed Facebook throngs,
The man who chased them and his hand that fapped.
And on the EXIF these words appear:
`My name is Weinermandius, Dong of Dongs:
Look on my junk, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal bulge, manscaped and bare,
The lonely intertubes stretch far away.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/06/weinermandius.html
Yes!
(http://www.fluidwire.com/ico/hammartime.gif)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2013, 07:15:05 AM
(http://www.fluidwire.com/ico/hammartime.gif)
Is that tripzip?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 30, 2013, 07:34:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2013, 07:15:05 AM
(http://www.fluidwire.com/ico/hammartime.gif)
Is that tripzip?
Nope. Tripzip's been gone for almost a year now. That's some dude from Camp Idiot, makers of fine brain-damaged emotes.
D'oh!