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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 05:53:15 PM

Title: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 05:53:15 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/01/19233106-new-laws-great-and-small-hit-the-books?lite

:lulz:
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2013, 06:04:08 PM
OMG. I DIED.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 01, 2013, 06:30:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 05:53:15 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/01/19233106-new-laws-great-and-small-hit-the-books?lite

:lulz:

nah, it'll be spray tans ALL THE WAY.

tbh I think that that's not such a bad thing, under 16's can't use sunbeds in the UK either.
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Cain on July 01, 2013, 06:32:19 PM
Yeah, but Pixie, it's New Jersey.  It would be like denying fake tan to people from Newcastle.  Practically a violation of their human rights.  The children will be entirely different colours from their parents.
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 01, 2013, 06:36:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2013, 06:32:19 PM
Yeah, but Pixie, it's New Jersey.  It would be like denying fake tan to people from Newcastle.  Practically a violation of their human rights.  The children will be entirely different colours from their parents.
:lulz:
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2013, 06:50:16 PM
Wait...Norwegians can tan?
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 02, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.

So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 02, 2013, 06:17:39 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 02, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.

So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 02, 2013, 06:28:22 PM
I do not comprehend why anyone would want to let sunlight touch them that much, on purpose.

You know a "tan" is actually your skin's reaction to your willfully abusing it, right? Also it turns you into leather. Ew.
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Left on July 03, 2013, 01:02:19 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 02, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.

So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!

:mittens:
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Left on July 03, 2013, 01:04:14 AM
Quote from: V3X on July 02, 2013, 06:28:22 PM
I do not comprehend why anyone would want to let sunlight touch them that much, on purpose.

You know a "tan" is actually your skin's reaction to your willfully abusing it, right? Also it turns you into leather. Ew.

I know, right?  It makes you all blotchy and shit.  Age spots.
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 03, 2013, 03:29:32 AM
I can't imagine wanting to tan that much, but I'll tell you, the second the sun comes out here people drop everything and take off all their clothes to get some of that precious golden vitamin-D producing sunlight all over them.

Most of us are chronically vitamin-D deprived, which leads to all kinds of issues, including jumping off of bridges for no apparent reason.
Title: Re: NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.
Post by: The Johnny on July 03, 2013, 05:56:17 AM

When the dog days of summer come, I only come out at night whenever possible... not like summer exists anymore, because GLOBAL WARMING and shit, so instead of dry dog heat, its monsoon season.