http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/01/19233106-new-laws-great-and-small-hit-the-books?lite
:lulz:
OMG. I DIED. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 05:53:15 PM
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/01/19233106-new-laws-great-and-small-hit-the-books?lite
:lulz:
nah, it'll be spray tans ALL THE WAY.
tbh I think that that's not such a bad thing, under 16's can't use sunbeds in the UK either.
Yeah, but Pixie, it's New Jersey. It would be like denying fake tan to people from Newcastle. Practically a violation of their human rights. The children will be entirely different colours from their parents.
Quote from: Cain on July 01, 2013, 06:32:19 PM
Yeah, but Pixie, it's New Jersey. It would be like denying fake tan to people from Newcastle. Practically a violation of their human rights. The children will be entirely different colours from their parents.
:lulz:
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly
I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb. How do you regulate THAT?
Wait...Norwegians can tan?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly
I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb. How do you regulate THAT?
We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly
I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb. How do you regulate THAT?
We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.
So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 02, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly
I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb. How do you regulate THAT?
We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.
So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
I do not comprehend why anyone would want to let sunlight touch them that much, on purpose.
You know a "tan" is actually your skin's reaction to your willfully abusing it, right? Also it turns you into leather. Ew.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 02, 2013, 06:10:29 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on July 01, 2013, 06:38:24 PM
POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly
I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb. How do you regulate THAT?
We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.
So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!
:mittens:
Quote from: V3X on July 02, 2013, 06:28:22 PM
I do not comprehend why anyone would want to let sunlight touch them that much, on purpose.
You know a "tan" is actually your skin's reaction to your willfully abusing it, right? Also it turns you into leather. Ew.
I know, right? It makes you all blotchy and shit. Age spots.
I can't imagine wanting to tan that much, but I'll tell you, the second the sun comes out here people drop everything and take off all their clothes to get some of that precious golden vitamin-D producing sunlight all over them.
Most of us are chronically vitamin-D deprived, which leads to all kinds of issues, including jumping off of bridges for no apparent reason.
When the dog days of summer come, I only come out at night whenever possible... not like summer exists anymore, because GLOBAL WARMING and shit, so instead of dry dog heat, its monsoon season.