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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:02:04 PM

Title: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:02:04 PM
...In which the Canadians celebrate winning their independence from some European country.  I suppose "winning" is a pretty strong term.  It was more like "asked politely", and then wander off into Manitoba to be eaten by horseflies.  Which is how they all died.

So, let's give a shout out to our Canadian neighbors who, if nothing else, don't keep us awake on weeknights with loud parties.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
Hurrah for Canada!

I'll have a sensible amount of beers in celebration.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:04:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 01, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
Hurrah for Canada!

I'll have a sensible amount of beers in celebration.

I didn't actually mean "shout".  More of a "good show, chap", in a sedate and calm manner.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:04:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on July 01, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
Hurrah for Canada!

I'll have a sensible amount of beers in celebration.

I didn't actually mean "shout".  More of a "good show, chap", in a sedate and calm manner.

Whoops. Hope I didn't startle the neighbors.

I'll be sure to apologize to them later this afternoon, and again during tomorrow's Official Town Apologizing and Potluck Lunch.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 01, 2013, 06:09:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:20:23 PM
 :punchballs:

WHY DO I NEVER LEARN?
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2013, 06:28:34 PM
In honor, I ate Canadian bacon for breakfast, which for Americans, is back ham.

Why can't these blokes eat bacon like the rest of us?
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2013, 06:30:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRifKEf0xr8
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 01, 2013, 06:32:45 PM
I AM GOING TO COVER PAYNE IN MAPLE SYRUP AND CANADA CLUB.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 01, 2013, 08:11:38 PM
I will drink bags of milk, and sodomize moose.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 01, 2013, 08:28:43 PM
I will kill a Norwegian bear with my BARE hands in honor of this day.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Cain on July 02, 2013, 10:12:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6IEzBh1.gif)
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Cain on July 02, 2013, 10:22:28 AM
More Canadian celebration:

(http://i.imgur.com/5FLOMY6.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4FLVTJL.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/Xq1fWsL.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/vNaa7zR.png)
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: hooplala on July 02, 2013, 01:40:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 01, 2013, 06:28:34 PM
In honor, I ate Canadian bacon for breakfast, which for Americans, is back ham.

Why can't these blokes eat bacon like the rest of us?

Nobody eats back bacon up here. It's a myth.

We also don't eat every other newborn. Anymore.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: AFK on July 02, 2013, 01:44:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 02, 2013, 10:12:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6IEzBh1.gif)


Needs more Patrick Roy.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Junkenstein on July 02, 2013, 02:14:44 PM
Needs more Devin Townsend is what it needs.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: LMNO on July 02, 2013, 04:26:12 PM
Happy Canada day, eh?
                           \
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4943220644184086&pid=1.7)
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 02, 2013, 04:30:12 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on July 02, 2013, 02:14:44 PM
Needs more Devin Townsend is what it needs.

This. I didn't even know there was any such thing as "Canada" until I read the Wikipedia article for Strapping Young Lad.
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2013, 04:36:25 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/fk2/foreverknight2_nick.jpg)
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2013, 04:42:25 PM
Canada still exists in the future, apparently:

(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/a/a1/EddingtonStarfleet.jpg)
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 02, 2013, 04:43:26 PM
Congratulations to all the Canadians, for being from a country that doesn't suck very much yet!
Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2013, 04:49:30 PM
The Montreal Moose Show is way tamer than its Tijuana cousin.

(http://www.candicedoestheworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Riding-a-moose-500x336.jpg)

Title: Re: July 1st is Canada Day
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 02, 2013, 05:00:28 PM
I am thankful that Canada exists as an alternative to filming in Los Angeles. Because who the fuck wants Los Angeles?