Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:27:21 PM

Title: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:27:21 PM
Given the startling - even ballistic - success of his brand new bunghole, ECH has elected to have his colon replaced with botox drawn directly from Sarah Palin's face.  As a Doktor, I approve of this applied SCIENCE, even if it is primarily designed as a weapons system.

We should all encourage ECH in this, mostly so we can watch him use his new capabilities to crap on transhumanists from 2 states over. 
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 10, 2013, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:27:21 PM
Given the startling - even ballistic - success of his brand new bunghole, ECH has elected to have his colon replaced with botox drawn directly from Sarah Palin's face.  As a Doktor, I approve of this applied SCIENCE, even if it is primarily designed as a weapons system.

We should all encourage ECH in this, mostly so we can watch him use his new capabilities to crap on transhumanists from 2 states over. 

But the children!
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:29:40 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 10, 2013, 10:28:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:27:21 PM
Given the startling - even ballistic - success of his brand new bunghole, ECH has elected to have his colon replaced with botox drawn directly from Sarah Palin's face.  As a Doktor, I approve of this applied SCIENCE, even if it is primarily designed as a weapons system.

We should all encourage ECH in this, mostly so we can watch him use his new capabilities to crap on transhumanists from 2 states over. 

But the children!

They knew the risks when they took the job.
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 10, 2013, 10:34:35 PM
Can they use Ann Coulter's flaps in reinforcing his cheeks to prevent any sort of penetration caused by fun? I'm only a engineer not a doctor JIM!
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on July 10, 2013, 10:34:35 PM
Can they use Ann Coulter's flaps in reinforcing his cheeks to prevent any sort of penetration caused by fun? I'm only a engineer not a doctor JIM!

The whole idea is that the colon will forcibly eject anything resembling fun.

So if he eats something fun, or visits Holland, he is a deadly weapon.
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 10, 2013, 10:38:12 PM
If we ship ECH to Ughanda will he revered as a God?
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 11, 2013, 06:29:02 AM
HE JUST POSTED PLANS TO GO IN SEARCH OF OYSTERS TO EAT!  :eek:
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 11, 2013, 09:27:51 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 11, 2013, 06:29:02 AM
HE JUST POSTED PLANS TO GO IN SEARCH OF OYSTERS TO EAT!  :eek:

HOLISHI, ANYONE KNOW THE BALLISTIC TRAJECTORY OF OYSTERS?!?!?!?!

*duck and cover*
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on July 11, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
Hey, I did my research.

There's no provisions in any federal or state legislation that prohibits the possession or use of weapons of ass destruction.
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: LMNO on July 11, 2013, 01:50:48 PM
ECH: Motorbooty.  Now with more dakka!
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
Someone has finally committed themselves to Sparkle Motion.

I am so happy.   :cry:

Dok,
Told himself he wouldn't cry.
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Left on July 12, 2013, 04:27:41 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 11, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
Hey, I did my research.

There's no provisions in any federal or state legislation that prohibits the possession or use of weapons of ass destruction.

ECH, a man brave enough to singlehandedly turn the word rectum into a verb...

This reminds me of a lovely bit of poetry I've read...

There once was a lady named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus;
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And most of her anus in Dallas.
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 12, 2013, 06:21:49 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 11, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
Hey, I did my research.

There's no provisions in any federal or state legislation that prohibits the possession or use of weapons of ass destruction.

BRINGING THE BALL IN BALLISTIC

NOW WITH MORE ECH

DUCK AND COVER
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2013, 03:48:24 PM
DUCK, GET COVERED ANYWAY.
Title: Re: So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 12, 2013, 05:06:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 12, 2013, 03:48:24 PM
DUCK, GET COVERED ANYWAY.

:horrormirth: